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The Gamer Chapter 979 – Vacation Week 8 – Past Girl’s Side [Lee POV]


It had been an interesting ten days for Lee Magus, to put it mildly. More than that, it had been an interesting month.

That her parents would eventually call her to Fusion had been a foregone conclusion the moment she heard about the first teacher packing their bags. Lee had spent the majority of her life in some kind of school run by Fateweavers. Whether that was a small-scale operation like the outpost in England she had grown up around or the Mountain of Time where she h...

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The Gamer Chapter 978 – Vacation Week 7 – Whisky Side Boys


“Well, it’s been nice catching up,” John told Marie, after looking at the clock. It was the early evening, around 18:00, and he had somewhere else to be.

“Indeed,” the Illuminati’s ambassador agreed with a graceful nod. “Your story continues to be highly interesting. Even if I do not get the whole truth.”

The Gamer shrugged. “State secrets, what can I say?”

“Not everything, but zhat is fine.” Her French accent reverberated attractively in...

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The Gamer Chapter 977 – Vacation Week 6 – A truly free day


They only played about thirty minutes of Minecraft before John’s girls started trickling back home. When he did say his goodbye, he wasn’t sure if he was relieved or saddened.

“John got a girlfriend,” Rave teased him, while he fucked a still bound Eliza. Her legs were attached to the legs of the lounger now, making it easy to take her from behind or give her a nice spanking in passing. While the day was slowly approaching its end, the Gamer wasn’t releasing his co...

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The Gamer Chapter 976 – Vacation Week 5 – LoL, MC and BDSM


“Okay, you convinced me, we’ll play Minecraft after this,” Lee surrendered while she waited to revive.

“Oh, what? I thought that was a normie game,” John poked fun at her, happily clicking around the map. They were having a good old round of League of Legends. The sixth round, to be exact. It also appeared that it would be their sixth victory. John had been out of the meta for a while, but he still had the basics down. With Lee’s explanation on what important th...

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The Gamer Chapter 975 – Vacation Week 4 – The Bondage Slave and the Gaming Companion


John looked proudly at his work. Eliza was covered in a proper shibari rope construction, the erotic bondage style originating in Japan. The rope used was designed for human usage, recently oiled, and covered her body in a decently complicated pattern. It was the base onto which he had attached a number of other restrictions, keeping Eliza confined.

The original plan, to tie her to the bed, had been discontinued after they realized that the bed was simply too big. Sensibly,...

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The Long Way 3 – the value of extra layers


From the city, the group travelled south and east, along the coast. The southern areas of Azenia-Ra were colder. Not much so, the season would be adequately described as a cold spring, but enough to be noticeable. The frequency of rain in these parts was more outstanding than the depressed temperature, for most people.

The less pleasant climate and distance to the Stem were the two most pronounced reasons why the south of the Leaf was less populated than the north. That onl...

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The Gamer Chapter 974 – Vacation Week Interlewd – Voyeuristic Stone


Gnome laid in the bed before John, naked, heavily blushing, and already teasing her sexy bits with her hands. They weren’t alone in the room, far from it. Salamander, Undine, Sylph and Siena were all with them. The entirety of John’s elemental harem was gathered in their bedroom, the rest of the harem waiting outside. The sole exception to this was Rave, who had been invited by Gnome to be the stand-in light elemental for the evening. In that spirit, John’s girlfriend had m...

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The Gamer Chapter 973 – Vacation Week 3 – Lady of Seasons


One could have thought that the two of them moved soon after that window popped up. Instead, they were bound there for a while longer, John holding her until the tears subsided. Tears that kept flowing, albeit they changed from those of confusion and anger to relief and love.

When, finally, the streams did stop and he had dried her face, they stayed there until the red in her eyes disappeared. Only then did they make their way back.

It took a while, albeit not as long...

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The Gamer Chapter 972 – Vacation Week 2 – A Path without Destination

The entrance to the Elemental Depths was almost disappointing in its look. A simple cave opening at the side of the small mountain range that covered much of the Earth Island, the only obviously impressive thing about it was the rapidness with which the inside turned pitch black. Even John’s vision could not pierce further than twenty metres into the cave. Beyond that, it was as if a curtain of darkness had descended, swallowing the light touching it.

Next to the Gamer, Gnome swallowe...

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The Gamer Chapter 971 – Vacation Week 1 - Morning, Returning, Determining


In the early hours of the next day, when the sun was still so far away that it might as well be night, John sat before the rekindled fire. With one hand, he held the skewer of reheated fish. With the other, he fingered the naked maid next to him. “Keep standing,” he commanded her.

“Yes… Masterrrr,” Aclysia panted and obeyed, even as the rewarding surge of pleasure made her legs quiver. She threw her head back and howled into the cold forest. A stream of pussy juic...

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The Gamer Chapter 970 – Camping with the maid


John wasn’t quite sure why he got swept up in the chain of events that led to him and Aclysia sitting alone by the lakeside in a Natural Barrier. Chronologically, it was all rather clear. They had been hanging out on top of the tower. John had continuously praised his love-crazy maid, as was natural. Eventually John had to oblige the call of his bladder, due to the limitations of (even super) human biology. After he left the bathroom, he was informed that a Natural Barrier had ...

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F.or O.pen O.riginal L.aughter


John sat in his living room, sipping on some orange juice. “Aclysia… what was I doing again?” he asked, setting the glass down. “I feel like I was doing something. Then I just… kind of walked home.”

“That is no wonder, Master,” Aclysia’s voice echoed from the kitchen. “I planned for you to come home, just like I planned everything else today.”

“Since when do you plan my day for me?” John asked, wondering what kind of lewdness awaited him.

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The Long Way 2 – The long list [Info List]


Author’s Note: Yeah, it’s another one of these. Last one has been in Verdany and I figured enough changes occurred, especially to Apexus, that an updated gathering of information is warranted. I was also going to do it anyway, because I need these gathered docs to keep my literal story straight. Might as well get a chapter out of it.

Apexus

Class: Omniverse Slime Chimera

Level: 16 (Approximately)

Spell list:

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Reysha Commission Done

Alright, that's the second Drip-Fed waifu done.

Now, I will commission the MC of the story and then we are back to voting. I finally get to supply some male artwork, for the women in the crowd :P

The usual terms and condition apply: You may not use the artwork in a commercial project. You may not spread the full resolution artwork publicly. You may spread or use the low resolution artwork in any way, as long as you give credit. If you use it in a purely private setting, you don't ...

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The Gamer Chapter 969 – Diligent Love


“And what do we do now?” John asked his weaponized maid.

“Whatever you wish, Master,” Aclysia responded swiftly, smiling ever so softly while gazing at his face. “My subordinates have been working better than expected on fixing up the island. We may not need help with most of the repairs after all.”

“Gnome will still have to patch the wall though.” John pointed at one of the several holes their brawl with the rebels had caused. “I’ll have her bind ...

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The Gamer Chapter 968 – The School of Servitude


There were 25 islands of notable size in the North Lake guild. Sorted from smallest to biggest, they were given to the top 25 performers in the tournament that Fusion was to host every couple of years. It was an institution John had brought to the area, based on the previous hyper-competitive duels the local Abyssals had fought over land ownership. Making it an event with a set frequency and binding rules greatly decreased the lethality of that tradition and it let the fighters e...

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The Gamer Chapter 967 – Inhumanely Flexible, Inflexible Creatures


The rest of the Golden Rose’s visit went off without any incident. Regrettably, Moira dismissed John’s suggestion to stay overnight. He didn’t care much for her, but the haste with which she got back on her boat meant that the Gamer had no opportunity to flirt more with Lorelei. He wanted to pursue their connection more. Although he didn’t believe in fate, destiny or any such preordained notions, him and her felt like something that was meant to be.

Moira’s meddli...

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The Gamer Chapter 966 – No words for Gamers


John took Moira and Lorelei through the teleporter and then guided them to one of the conference rooms on the ground floor. On the way, he called out to Aclysia, letting the weaponized maid know that she should take care of the new arrivals. Although they had come sooner than anticipated, the necessary actions to accommodate them had already been made.

‘Also treat the Order’s knights nicely,’ he had specifically told her. ‘We don’t need a scene.’

‘As you...

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The Gamer Chapter 965 – Short work with Sinners


The week passed.

It was unnerving and it was calm. John’s assumptions about what would happen were both proven correct and overly paranoid. He had thought that every last one of his internal enemies would come out of the woodworks, motivated by the news of his loss. Instead, what happened was that the boldest and dumbest of the bunch took uncoordinated actions that could be squashed in a week. Usually, John didn’t even have to get involved himself. Local army regiments ...

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The Long Way 1 – The Slime has no clothes

Reysha ran her tongue along the side of the shaft and then slipped her lips around the thick tip. Even with the entire group clean and thoroughly satisfied, the tiger girl remained figuratively glued to her lover’s crotch. Much as the tiger girl liked getting her mouth filled, she hadn’t actually given blowjobs for the fun of it in the past. It had always been an enthusiastic preamble to the main course. After such a long break without hard cock around her, she was driven to break with th...

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The Gamer Chapter 964 – Cat-abilities

They moved to a testing ground: an Illusion Barrier that was nothing but an empty green field. Thanks to the I.D. Gate, they only had to get on the roof to create such a space. The entire harem piled in there, even Lydia who joined them via teleportation. As luck would have it, she had scheduled to take the first blowjob shift of the day. Arriving half an hour earlier wasn’t too much to ask, even if she still grumbled about it.

“You’re welcome to start right now,” John joked, mo...

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The Gamer Chapter 963 – New Fur


Velka was incredibly excited about Copernicus’ new form, much to his chagrin. While the young Magryph was only about half his size, she had all the tools to annoy him. Climbing all over the solar jaguar, nibbling at his paws and warbling into his ears, the curious chimera inspected every bit of him that she could. The only obstacle she had in this, and the only reason why Copernicus let this treatment continue, was the pariah whose hands were thoroughly scratching him.

Th...

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The Gamer Chapter 962 – Trust in Love


John was having a progressively worse time just sitting there. Patience was a virtue he generally possessed, but there were several ways to corrupt that willingness to wait. One of the most effective ones was seeing a person he loved, especially a haremette, hurt. Rave was far from fragile and none of the wounds was threatening, but her visibly injured state still bothered her boyfriend. It bothered him a lot.

‘Concentrate on her breathing,’ the Gamer told himself. Desp...

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The Gamer Chapter 961 – Bursting Ascension


“S-so, I should tell him to…?” Gnome asked.

“To leave, yes,” Stirwin responded, his claws tapping on the edge of the Light Essence pool in quick succession. “I appreciate that you are slow to banish people from your realm, but sometimes a series of small incidents are more detrimental to a community than a large one. If said individual refuses to change, despite the warnings, then you must act.”

“Yeah… but I don’t like it…”

“Good,” th...

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The Gamer Chapter 960 – Ultimate Submission


John found Eliza waiting not inside but in front of the Sex Dungeon. The way she stood was already pleasing to him. Usually, Eliza was erratic in her movements. Her legs jittered, her body language was confrontational, closed or simply non-caring, and she stomped about with whatever emotion took hold of her mood swings at the time. Massive improvements had been made in her mental stability, but Eliza was still Eliza.

Because of that commonly erratic behaviour, her standing ...

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The Long Way Prologue 2 – The Certain Desecrators


Tehomeia, that was the name of the Paradise Leaf.

The season of magic impregnated the air with boundless energy, roiling forests of crystal-leafed, silver trees covered hills and mountains with their brilliance. Between them played the animals. Albeit predators needed to hunt the less fortunate members of the ecosystem, when there was no hunger, there was peace between all of them. They were brilliant beings, evolved to blend into the fantastic landscape. Silver sparkling s...

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The Gamer Chapter 959 – Jumping Continuation


John felt a bit weird about what he just witnessed. Not because of any privacy aspect or because it felt like forbidden knowledge, but simply because it reminded him just how odd his Gamer powers were. Somehow, he felt robbed of the opportunity to learn things through incremental improvement. Of course, he wasn’t. His powers weren’t so all defining that he got a Skill for literally everything he did. Otherwise, his Character Sheet would long ago have turned into a list the le...

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The Gamer Chapter 958 – Humble Start


They stayed behind the crystals for a little longer, only to cuddle and exchange information on how their day was going. Despite their mental connection, they only knew the rough of it. Keeping tabs on each other on every waking moment was impractical and would have limited their interactions quite a bit. Talks were somewhat boring if topics discussed had already been experienced through the other.

Therefore, it was better to keep the other’s thoughts close enough to only...

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Aclysia Emotes Acquired

Bla bla, usage notice, bla bla, give credit if you use publically, bla bla, no using commercially, bla bla.

CUTE ACLYSIA PICTURES!

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The Gamer Chapter 957 – A Cascade of Desire


John shoved aside all thoughts of the outside world the second he was in the relative privacy inside the cluster of crystals. It was incredibly easy given the beautiful slime girl that he was there with. The time it took him to unequip his clothes was the time she needed to form her sexual features. It was incredible what difference a pair of nipples made, and John’s already erect cock jumped at the sight. Yet, it wasn’t her breasts that he indulged in first.

With rough...

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