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The Gamer Chapter 1937 – Era’s End 4 – Mockery of Form

The Gamer’s golem body met with the Contender in the centre of their isolated arena. Inkaryl and Tietan met. The resulting shockwave rippled outwards and hit the walls. Mouths opened up, extensions of Izha’s unleashed will, filling the room with mocking laughter.

‘I’ll get to you soon enough.’ John thought with the grim satisfaction he would take in tearing Izha apart layer by layer. This favoured puppet of his first, then the flesh he had worn in life, only to finall...

The Gamer Chapter 1936 – Era’s End 3 – Garden of Chaos [Metra POV]

The spiral of flesh and stone accelerated. Even with her clawed gauntlet, Metra struggled to hold on. Astrotium dragged marks over the surface of the material. Her grip was just about to slip when another armoured hand gripped her by the wrist.

Ehtra dragged her sister up to the surface of the spiral. “Thank you,” the First of Wrath said.

The First of Hatred kept her hand in place. “I need you.” The three words were spoken in a tone few ever heard from a Metracana...

The Gamer Chapter 1935 – Era’s End 2 – Isolating

Explosions filled the air. Light clashed against light, water and fire turned into steam, chunks of rock were blown to smithereens by arcane might. The ground shook under the impacts of dead gods, who had leapt from their posts up high.

“A mockery of what we were!” Metra roared, swinging Rex Magnar. The back of the weapon ignited, an Extreme Plasma Burst that gave her the power that her wrath would have usually provided. The edge of the weapon dug into the giant hand of som...

The Gamer Chapter 1934 – Era’s End 1 – The Attack

“We have them.”

John’s quiet words spurred the gathered war council into action. They had been located by Goblin Capital for five days now. After the rapid fire events of the beginning of the war, moving around in search of the enemy base of operations was a crawlingly slow effort. For days, their meetings had consisted purely of digesting reports on where nothing had happened, mixed in with the occasional minor attack here or there.

Finally, that nothing came to an...

The Gamer Chapter 1933 – Layla’s Direction [Layla POV]

It was bitterly cold outside.

Of course the world was cold in all places that John’s presence did not touch. It was just that this current place she was at was cold in every single way. Snow, winds, clouds, everything was cold. The people were warm enough, but Layla did not care about the people. All she needed from them was food and the occasional stay at a hostel.

Everything beyond that was a distraction from her goal.

Layla had ditched Inferna a few days ago. A...

The Gamer Chapter 1932 – Tiamat’s Victims

Leryala, the Second of Light, lay at the bottom of a vat.

To call it a body would have been an overstatement. After they had scrubbed every bit of Lorylim matter out of the Metracana’s physical form, all that remained was a spine with a half-exposed ribcage inside a crystalline, slender torso. There were no limbs, no hip bone, not even a hint of a skull.

Still, the Metracana remained alive. Ehtra had been in a similar state after they pulled her out of the Death Zone. T...

The Gamer Chapter 1931 – Conspiracy [Lyndell POV]

Vast was the chasm in the heart of one who knew love unrequited. Every second of existence drew out like a long note played on the sorrowful strings of a violin. How sweet it had been to know that void filled, to taste the fulfilment of a symphony between the arms of other women and to trace the musical score in the lines of his hands.

“So… what do you need?”

Lyndell slowly turned her head, careful not to snap her own neck again. Much of the human experience was enj...

The Gamer Chapter 1930 – Talking with the Angel

The mood continued to be tense around the table.

Once the camp as it currently existed had been cleared of infected, they had found themselves a corner of the staff tent and sat down around the field table there. Ehtra was not capable of tasting regular food, yet she was quite capable of brewing a delicious tea. Instructions for that had been drilled into her by her seniors.

“When is bringing suffering to others justified?” Lucifrena suddenly asked. The angel stared d...

The Gamer Chapter 1929 – Without Sin

Visiting Lucifrena had been a priority of John’s since he had heard she was in the area. Going there immediately had not been in the cards and going there first thing in the morning just did not alignm with his personal priorities. Part of that was because the angel was just a powerful actor in this war to him. He scarcely knew her and the fact that she was Gaia-sent made knowing her a low priority. She was among the few entities in this whole conflict, outside his harem, that he c...

The Gamer Chapter 1928 – Dragons, Duckies and Birdcats

John’s tasks were, as per usual, not as numerous as one would think. For morale purposes, he had to do a public appearance in the morning. A five minute speech followed by a fifty-five minute taking of various carefully curated questions filled out his first shift in the morning. He was not a fan of staged authenticity (or faking, as it would be more aptly called). Alas, the interviews were not done for the sake of transparency but boosting general support for the war effort.

The Gamer Chapter 1927 – Times of War and Times of Craft

Delicia still did not join them when it was time for breakfast.

This was alarming thrice over. For one, it meant that she missed not one but two of their daily orgies, that of last night and that of this morning, which was just highly unusual and, John would argue, in times like these stress relief was necessary. For two, she was a maid by her volition and her not participating in the cooking was a breach of the duties she had taken on. For three, it meant she wasn’t talking ...

The Gamer Chapter 1926 – Consolidation

Eliana charged through the door. Shards of glass and wood scattered everywhere, still bouncing off the floor by the time the pretty little psycho had leapt over the hardwood table and into his lap. Her ass came to rest on his lap and Siena’s face. The legroom of the office desk was, as was custom for his office, busy.

Not as busy as his lips became though. Eliana pressed her purple-tinted mouth on his with an assertiveness completely atypical for the pale-skinned Pole. Distan...

The Gamer Chapter 1925 – Shell Game

The military update for the goblins and the Horned Rat was delivered fairly quickly, for the simple reason that they had already heard most of it. John was only informing them about what had happened, not about the immediate plans to advance. It would take a couple of days, at least, before he was confident that they had consolidated their lines enough that they could begin the operation to push into Alaska.

After the military plans came the question of recovering the city. It wa...

The Gamer Chapter 1924 – Redefining the Frontline

“I can report a string of victories. We, aided by Rex Germaniae, have retaken the territories of the Fusion Heartlands, the Hidden Tradition and the Lake Alliance in full. Our allies have worked fast and efficiently. While the Sons of Rome have reclaimed the south, the Illuminati have swept across the Great Plains and wrestled the Gobbo Nation back from Lorylim control. From Atlantic to the Pacific, the territories of Fusion have been liberated.”

That was the Gamer’s announ...

The Gamer Chapter 1923 – Calming down Fires

“Are you insane?”

John’s question was met by an unwavering grin. The addressed person sat on a massive pillow-throne. It was every bit as red as the tips of her otherwise greyish black hair. She stretched and the muscles under her caramel skin shifted. It was a wonderful colour, crafted by the South-East Asian heritage under the sun of those same lands.

Vinh showed all of it readily. Only her breasts and her womanhood were covered by a halter top and a loincloth, resp...

The Gamer Chapter 1922 – Romulus and Remus

A hand gently reached to the surface of the water. It was a hand of bone and sand, its skin was surrounded by the membrane of water, which never broke. Slow as it had come up, the hand disappeared in the sand again. The water level sank with it, fully retreating beneath the dry sand.

A trickle of it surfaced at the edge of the deep spring. Defying gravity, it ran up the stones, winning in speed and power as it climbed. The sound of rushing water added a serene note to the quiet. ...

The Gamer Chapter 1921 – Counteroffensive Finale – What the Abyss Contains

A rain of chaos swallowed the world in light and entropy.

Rave held onto Nightingale’s leg, the harpy beating her wings desperately as energy drops the size of grapes hailed down all around them. She created chains of purple as shields against the projectiles that she could not dodge. Like acid, the entropic magic burned through the spells, unleashing the mana as small suns that burned out in a flash, leaving heavy metals and horrid heat behind.

Space stretched and folded...

The Gamer Chapter 1920 – Counteroffensive 9 – Sheer Human Will [Scarlett POV]

“Blast it.”

Scarlett pointed her palm at the gestation pod. Electrical currents and mana flowed down a path of runes and circuity, finding its venting point in the crystal pane integrated into the centre of her hand. A beam of electric might ignited the air, leaving an incandescent streak. The finely calibrated sense-extensions of her visor’s oculars compensated for the spike in brightness before it occurred, synchronized flawlessly with the systems of her limbs.

The ...

The Gamer Chapter 1919 – Counteroffensive 8 – The River King [Nathalia POV]

Nathalia had to admit a fondness for America.

Europe was busy and samey. The denseness of its population was only matched by the sameness of its vistas. Forests, grasslands, mountains, those were the three consistent landscapes of Europe and everything was mixed from those three. Up in Scandinavia and down in Spain, this changed, but not too much until one hit the true edges of the continent.

The forests, grasslands and mountains were beautiful, yes, and the multitude of pe...

The Gamer Chapter 1918 – Counteroffensive 7 – Negotiations and Victory [Lydia POV]

“Queen Lydia!”

The addressed monarch turned towards the sudden invader of her command centre. Surrounding knights immediately drew their swords. Surprises were not permissible at this time, when anyone could suddenly begin vomiting up infectious Lorylim matter.

Eyes of steel mustered the man that had entered. Dark, long hair, confined by a leather band, a suit, and a degree of redness to his tanned skin all identified him as one of the more influential politicians that ...

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The Gamer Chapter 1917 – Counteroffensive 6 – Incarnating

The military installation that had been built around Remus’ spring was now nothing more than a fence surrounding a mound of corruption. It was the expected sight, although far from what John wanted to see. Stationary as it appeared to be, it would also be a simple target for Skyfall.

“Should I take care of that?” John offered.

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The Gamer Chapter 1916 – Counteroffensive 5 – For her People [Nahoa POV]

The push from the centre had separated into three sub-offenses. Led by Lydia, the forces of Rex Germaniae advanced southwards, fully covering the ground of the coast that  had not been retaken or merely probed. Nathalia, Scarlett and Lyndell were advancing to the north, pushing into the Lake territory and assuring its liberation. Because it was the second densest population wise and because the Lake Alliance was the only Abyssal city confirmed to have fallen, a major push was nece...

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The Gamer Chapter 1915 – Counteroffensive 4 – Tinder and Ash [Vinh POV]

“Good job, Cho Con.” Vinh patted the lowered snout of the World Turtle. The massive animal of granite and trees moved the folded stones of its face into something approximating a smile. Vinh patted its snout for a few more moments.

As she did, the smile on her face gradually dropped.

The spear that weighed heavily in her other hand was an old family heirloom. It had survived three wars, which was a long time for a weapon to survive in the hands of a family of fire mages...

The Gamer Chapter 1909 – New Orleans Council 4 – Casualties

The fungal body burst. Screeching horrors were born from corrupted tissue flapping in the wings of the otherworldly conjuration. Manta-like creatures that rose into the air, soon tearing through the windows and stone walls in their search for chaos and prey. Dragon-like creatures shaped out of deformed humans. Human-like creatures, all their muscles diminished to let leathery wings carry them.

What had been the legs of Rodaclam spread into a disgusting root network. Individual ve...

The Gamer Chapter 1914 – Counteroffensive 3 – Awkward Car Rides

Fusion’s forces travelled in isolation.

They were allowed to be part of the caravan of cars that rolled down the highway. Cars, carriages, and other modes of transportation, it should be said, all of them contained within the Mobile Barrier that Romulus’ own chosen vehicle projected. It was a fortress on sixteen wheels, taking the entire width of the street with its roman columns and layered garden. No doubt it was even larger inside. How or when it had been taken off the shi...

The Gamer Chapter 1913 – Counteroffensive 2 – A Shard of her Hate [Ehtra POV]

“We are closing in on our target, Lady Vengeance.”

The announcement came from the speaker integrated in the wall of the truck. It was a large vehicle, appropriate to help someone move their furniture from one state to another. Now it was filled with benches and seats, on them an elite core of 20 soldiers and 4 Nightfall operatives. They were Ehtra’s assigned support unit. She had fought with them over the past three days. They had swiftly offered their respect to her.

The Gamer Chapter 1912 – Counteroffensive 1 – Glory, Rage and Hope

Shifting troops through the long-distance teleporter was a hassle. It was, however, also possible

Nahoa had volunteered for the matter, to give Delicia the time she needed to prepare as many batches of standard issue health potions as possible. Momo also could have done it, but she was busy keeping John free for any spontaneous issues that could arrive – of which there were plenty so close to a big operation.

Every soldier was equipped in the standard issue military equip...

The Gamer Chapter 1911 – To Be Alive [Erotic Content]

The water in the great, shallow tub splashed and rippled. 14 women entered it, following the single man lucky enough to call all of them his.

Despite the sheer size of their nubile assembly, the tub itself felt somewhat empty. Part of that was the design, wide and flat, made to soak in, not to swim. More than that was its design for up to thirty people to sit along the rim. It was at less than half capacity. Adding to this was the proximity those occupants chose to engage in.