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The Gamer Chapter 889 – A Skilled Lover

John awoke to the desperate moans of his assembled harem and the feeling of a tongue sliding over his morning wood. The girls must have woken up before him, an unsurprising development given how much time they had spent resting yesterday, and were now overcome by their resurgent Libido – just as John had predicted. Raising the Mandala Sphere above the crowd and quickly putting in his contact lenses, the Gamer saw exactly what was happening.

All but one of his girls were in an almost o...

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The Gamer Chapter 888 – All in a day’s work

“Hello,” the returning John greeted the living room.

Lethargically, Rave sat up on the couch and said, “Heeeeyyyy, tigeerrrrr,” in a vocal frill and then plopped back down. Throughout the room, other girls greeted him with as much energy as they could muster. Siena was reading a book, Metra played an RPG on the flatscreen, Eliza was browsing on the laptop and Sylph was lying with her back against the ceiling. In the kitchen, Aclysia and Beatrice were chopping up ingredients for ...

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Humanoid Road 23 – Heated Core


It was far too hot inside the Volcano Tearer, even for Apexus, especially in the creature’s chest. For all the fire it had expended, its heated core remained scorching hot and the slime tried to stay away. His sense of heat was just about the only thing he could rely on while gnawing on the Volcano Tearer’s insides. Dissolving something inside out wasn’t easy, since he had to somehow get the to-be-eaten chunks underneath his membrane. Teeth made the process a bit easier.

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The Gamer Chapter 887 – Going on an Adventure Finale – The Holy Bun


“…and that is why devolution of powers leads to overall advancement despite obstructing radical change,” Jack ended his lecture. The feudal crowd was silent, trying to completely digest all of the post-enlightenment political theory he had just dumped on them. “This is normally where I would take questions,” the Gamer continued and reached into his inventory, “but I just got what you wanted.”

Reaching into his inventory, Jack retrieved what his original body had...

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The Gamer Chapter 886 – Going on an Adventure 6 – The Great Serpent


The silence of the dark caves was interrupted only by the sound of dripping water and the trio’s steps. John’s and Stirwin’s steps, rather. Velka somehow managed to keep her front claws from scratching over the ground, while her feline hindlegs were naturally built for silent movement. By comparison, even with his Agility, John was a big, clunky hunk of meat and Stirwin simply didn’t care to be stealthy. With his presence he illuminated the absolute darkness of the caves, s...

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The Gamer Chapter 885 – Going on an Adventure 5 – The Trial

“It is easy to say you accept reforms from other lands, if you selectively murder everyone who says something that doesn’t fit your vision,” Jack continued, nonchalantly rolling his neck while the entire court was taken by silence. The king’s guard, the gathered nobility, the heads of influential merchant guilds and the rare peasant representative, they were all looking at Jack with a mixture of shock and awe. Slowly, their attention shifted to the king.

Who sat there in silence...

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The Gamer Chapter 884 – Going on an Adventure 4 – Appearing to Court

Jack stopped in the middle of the street and began to hover. To onlookers, it must have first looked as if he was simply getting on his toes. Only when his feet disconnected from the floor did the people realize what was going on. From trying to avoid getting into his way, the many-faced crowd went to suddenly stand still and watch him ascend. A society built on the idea that the nobility’s supremacy was manifested in their ability to fly reacted predictably to someone who displayed that ab...

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The Gamer Chapter 883 – Going on an Adventure 3 – To Respectfully Play

John needed about an hour to learn everything he wanted about this world. Step one was to localize a library. Step two was to read history books inside the library, while sending Jack out to speak to people on the street. Step three was to buy Velka a banana to eat (she did prefer meat, but she was an omnivore). Step four was to read a few more books on history, philosophy and magic of this world.

The Kingdom was called Claryles and consisted only of one large plain and an outer ring of...

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Humanoid Road 22 – Strategize and inside Hide


Aclysia hovered above the mountainside and analysed the digging lizards and their positions. The night made this slightly more difficult for her, but the glow of dug-open lava rivers helped locate the prey. Several specimens were open for her to initiate the trio’s agreed strategy on. ‘Which one to choose?’ she asked herself, looking at all the factors available. ‘The smallest Volk Dragon will have the least amount of physical prowess. However, that one over there would be ...

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Big Titty Slime Goth GF Chibi 2

Lots of jiggle

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The Gamer Chapter 882 – Going on an Adventure 2 – Into the new world

“Sit,” John told Velka, and the Magryph plopped her hindquarters down on the grass in front of the I.D. Gate. Making the final preparations, John made sure the golden egg was firmly hooked into the belt-sleeves of his pants. “I’ll make sure the other side is safe and then I’ll come and get you,” he explained to Velka. With a little warble, she signalled understanding.

Giving her one more insistent stare, not quite trusting she wouldn’t walk away the second he went out of s...

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The Gamer Chapter 881 – Going on an Adventure 1 – Tugging in the Harem

“Alright, girls, it’s ready,” the Gamer declared, putting the food on the table. It wasn’t great, just scrambled eggs, bacon, French toast and a halfway decent casserole. That was the best John could do in terms of cooking. Throughout the months, he had occasionally helped Aclysia in the kitchen. That had gotten him a moderate bit of experience, but he was still a stranger to the craft.

It was good enough for the crowd though.

“Thanks…” a powerless Rave mumbled, tire...

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The Gamer Chapter 880 – The least lonely man – for once alone.

John was absolutely, undoubtedly, certainly on his own.

Just as he had wanted, he had fucked his girls to a state that could well be described as ‘sexually broken’. It wasn’t the first time he had done so, and unlike what hentai might indicate, he hadn’t given them so many orgasms that they became completely different people. The only time he had managed to noticeably alter a part of a woman’s character was when he had fucked Metra so hard she became a proper submissive on his...

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The Gamer Chapter 879 – And further ecstasy

Bowing down, the Gamer claimed Nathalia’s dark red lips. Smokey and sweet, he tasted her saliva, found her tongue and lustfully indulged in the sensation of wrestling with it. The redhead didn’t offer much in the way of resistance. Just the contact of their lips made her sigh and the little ways in which John’s cock grinded against the inside of her walls had her spasm from aftershocks every now and again.

While John enjoyed more of her delicious reactions, Jack slowly pulled out ...

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The Gamer Chapter 878 – Absolute Lust


The Sex Dungeon was a fantastic addition to John’s arsenal of depravity. He had set the room up in such a fashion that it enveloped their previous play room, leaving their entire collection of toys, tools and torture devices right where they were. What the Sex Dungeon did change was automation and ease of storage.

When John walked into the room, all he had to do was open a window and press a few buttons. A wooden horse and several other devices disappeared into the Sex Dung...

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WAKMD - Chapter 43 – A new keep and a mother of two


The crowd cheered when they were presented with the heir of Stormwind. After the harem had done their admiring, close friends and confidantes came in to give their congratulations, then high nobles and other officials and finally the royal couple had gone to the city-facing balcony to show the child to the common people. All of it had taken several hours, but Anduin didn’t mind. The whole world was to see his son.

The cheers, however, were cut short when a giant tear opened...

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Humanoid Road 21 – What the slime did best


Apexus felt absolutely fantastic.

The eternal spring had been an adequate climate for him. Not as good as the summer of Ctania, but good enough to get his goo flexible and fast flowing. The further south they travelled from the city, however, the more Apexus felt his energy increase. It culminated in Reysha eventually asking, “What the fuck is making you so happy?”

“I feel like I am going home,” Apexus responded. There was a feeling in the air, a sort of vibrati...

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The Gamer Chapter 877 – Fusing the Coast

John looked one last time over the ceremonial contract that formalized the annexation of the majority of the southern small fry by Fusion. It had only taken two days to get the boots on the ground and the parliament to sign off on the decision. The guild masters were still being processed by the justice system and it would take quite a while until the integration was complete.

Because there was no central authority to hijack this time around, Fusion had to build everything from scratch....

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The Gamer Chapter 876 – Cleaning Up the Meeting


“Yo,” Metra announced her arrival in the partly ruined manor.

“Waddup, Mat?” Rave returned. “How’s your day going?”

“Ah, ya know, the fucking usual. Going around, kicking ass.” She looked over the recently ventilated room. “Seems like I don’t get any around here that don’t already have a shoe-shaped imprint.”

“I took care of that.” John grinned, running his hand through Sylph’s hair. Still shirtless, he was sitting on one of the man...

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The Gamer Chapter 875 – East Integration Domination

Over a dozen metres of wood were suddenly accelerated in a simple forward motion. Everyone still leaning on top of or keeping their feet under the table were suddenly disoriented. While they only had to deal with irritated elbows and some leg pain, Ron had no such advantage. The edge of the table transferred the overwhelming power of John’s kick straight into his stomach. Along with his chair, the leader of this assembly was pushed backwards all the way to the wall and only came to a halt w...

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The Gamer Chapter 874 – The Right to Conquer

“I was told to show you all my respect,” John continued to assert himself on the gathering by dictating the conversation. Reaching into his inventory, he withdrew a large black suitcase. It was the kind that was often used in movies or plays, but John had rarely ever seen one actually used in public. He placed it on the table, flipped open the clasps and lifted the lid. Then he turned it around to show everyone the contents.

“A complete Fusion officer equipment set,” he told the...

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The Gamer Chapter 873 – Control on other people’s property

It certainly felt like a short drive. A mixture of sex, cuddling, movie watching and showering made the time fly by. John spent the ride all over the bus. Early on, he was confined to the table as they ate their lunch. Afterwards, he just went wherever he wanted, pleasing the girls, talking to the driving maids, all such things. Eventually, after about two hours of driving, they arrived.

“I don’t wanna go out,” Rave complained, burying her face in the neck of her coat. It was a lo...

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Humanoid Road 20 – The inside of an Adventurer’s Guild


The Adventurer’s Guild in the city was a bit more than just an outpost. The building it occupied was so large, it encompassed the entire city block. Although everything was connected, the architecture was segmented. There was a tall tower with a clock, a large, round dome that dominated the majority of the building, a square addition, and an almost unfitting, triangular cut-in. The joined design and white walls with blue roof tiles, gave everything a roughly unified feeling.

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The Gamer Chapter 872 – To the meeting

The weekend came and went without unexpected developments. Monday noon, the Gamer, along with a fair number of his girls, teleported to the White House. From there, they went to another part of town where John had rented a place to store his cars at. It was a sizable garage filled with automobiles of the regular and magical variety. He shared the building with a couple other people of influence, Magoi, Chemilia and Ted to name a few, to have a convenient place to keep their cars away from mun...

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The Gamer Chapter 871 – To patch a hole

‘Feels good when things move smoothly,’ John thought while he walked out of the Fusion Capitol. In a pleasing display of administrative efficiency, he had managed to organize an urgent, out-of-schedule meeting of the House of Commons. Despite it being on such short notice, everyone but two of the representatives managed to come in and discuss the Fusion Token Currency Act. It was passed onto the House of Exceptionals with minimal changes, who tended to it on the day directly following. In...

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The Gamer Chapter 870 – Plans for currency transition

The planning of the currency took about two hours, during which the majority of the girls decided to go home and get some more interesting stuff done. Only Lydia and Scarlett stuck through all of the planning process. The former agreed to be an early adopter of the currency as a simple point of realism. Lydia knew that something monetary being pushed by the Abyss Auction was inevitable. Scarlett stuck around because she didn’t want John to screw this up.

The currency would take three ...

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The Gamer Chapter 869 – The Centre of Currency

John thought about that question for several seconds, rubbing his chin. Evidently offended by his hesitation, Scarlett poked him in the ribs with her elbow. “Do I need to remind you of the kind of power being the currency controller offers?” she asked with bared greed. She knew perfectly well that she could play him to get herself into the driver’s seat of this. While he continued to think, Scarlett turned to Dramar. “Without having known you previously, big fan of your work.”

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The Gamer Chapter 868 – The largest hoard ever conceived

Just how difficult was it to validate whether Dra (or Dramar as his real name apparently went) was really the CEO of the Abyss Auction?

It was absolutely impossible.

The Abyss Auction was the world’s leading deliverer of goods and services. Most sought after of all services on the Abyss Auction was the intelligence trade. That he found nothing about Dramar on there was something that somewhat credited the claim of the business card. Only managing members of the Abyss Auction had...

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September 2020 Commission Done - Gnome

Downscaled version attached, which you can share in whatever way you wish. The high resolution version is for paying supporters. You  may use the artwork for non-commercial purposes, as long as you give  credit to me and MonoriRogue. If you use it for private purposes, you  don't have to tell your friends where it's from. 

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This is the final MonoriRogue Commission for a while. We are now focusing on the Hentai pics by Hilent.

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