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Drip-Fed - Humanoid Road 19 – Path to Lava Fields

Reysha pulled her knife across the twig one more time, before sliding the utility blade back into the adventurer’s pack. Using the now sharpened piece of wood, she picked whatever remains of her last meal that were stuck between her teeth. Once that was done, she pulled a thin strip of linen from her bag and dunked it into the little pond the group had spent their night next to. After she had washed it thoroughly, she wrapped it around the tip of the twig and stuck it into the ash of yester...

The Gamer Chapter 867 – The Seventh Perk

Lydia eventually had enough of cuddling and getting her pussy eaten. To be more accurate, her body eventually had enough. Her stress got the better of her and she passed out, allowing John to carry her to the bedroom and place her on the bed. “Seriously have to wonder what would make you of all people so exhausted,” John whispered and bowed down to give her a kiss. She had said she wanted to take a nap, but he got the feeling she would be out for a couple hours. Whenever she woke up, she ...

The Gamer Chapter 866 – Time and Land

Almost a week had passed since Lydia’s birthday. Nothing of great importance had happened in that time. Thursday and Friday had been calm. Saturday had been a bit tumultuous because Lydia had revealed Strimata to the world. Also, some people had leaked photos that implied to the public that there had been a hot car orgy on the way back from Lydia’s birthday. Aside from being true it also only interested a particularly prude subset of housewives and boring men and quickly drowned in the ne...

Royal Treatment 3 – Dominant Deception

“Too long did you use the resources of your great guild to aid your foreign lover!” Africanus continued, raising his spear towards her but moving his head to look at everyone else. “Rex Germaniae is part of the empire and your obligations should be solely within our borders!”

The speech continued and Lydia decided to let him have his moment, while she fed the remaining meat to Reika. This happening surprised her, but not too deeply. The dagger Africanus had gifted her had been e...

Royal Treatment 2 – Rough Reality

Rex Germaniae was an old and vast realm. As powerful as it had managed to become over the near millennia since its inception, it was still part of an empire that was ancient and enormous. Rex Germaniae had wealth that could shift the balance of the world and an army that could smash it. Romulus’ empire was beyond a need to count its resources and its army could likely only be stopped by an impossible alliance of the rest of the world. Rex Germaniae was home to many modern innovations and cr...

Royal Treatment 1 – Arousing Awakening [Lydia Side Story]

Lydia had few days on which she didn’t wake up horny anymore. Today was one such day and she knew exactly why from the smell that still stuck to her sheets. Strong arms were wrapped around her, the arms of the sole other person in her bed and the love of her life. She felt John’s breath on her neck and slightly repositioned herself. His morning wood pressed against her backside and his breath no longer tingled the hairs on her neck.

The former caused her desire to swell. Being aroun...

Drip-Fed - Humanoid Road 18 – Loot and Crystal

Apexus looked at his newly grown claws and let some mana flow inside them. He relied on his instincts and the purpose of the organ to achieve any effect. How to form the supernatural energies into something that had an external effect, the slime still didn’t know. Inside his body, he had some limited control. He couldn’t dictate what his acid burned, that was strictly limited to organic entities that had been recently alive, as the slime understood it, but he could influence the strength ...

The Gamer Chapter 865 – Cum-addicted Haremettes

The door shut and isolated the inside of the stretch limo completely from the cheering people on the outside. Lydia waved on last time through the tinted glass, then magic caused it to go from merely dark to completely black. Artificial light softly rose in brightness. Lydia touched a panel along the wall and it switched from a calm blue to sensual red.

As far as colours went, there could have been none more fitting for the mood that settled on the inside of the car. It reflected on the...

Metra has certain things in mind

Flattered berserker babes can have creative ideas how to deal with their rage.

Siena is flattered

Which means someone is getting a reward~

The Gamer Chapter 864 – Love and Statecraft Finale – Light: Historical Gifts

Blue light swelled, reached a zenith and then quickly waned to ultimately disappear, all over the course of a couple of seconds. The doors in front of John and Lydia began to slide open. “Try to not slip into my pants on this floor,” he quietly joked while they stepped out.

“I will see whether or not it fits my goals,” Lydia responded.

“You saying your little horny attack was on purpose?” John wondered. If that was true, it had been well-acted enough to convince him. 2020-10-19 03:29:21 +0000 UTC View Post

The Gamer Chapter 863 – Love and Statecraft 9 – Dance: A little entertainment

The group was much diminished, when they ascended to the next level. The Lord of Pontis had brought no staff with him, Amalia only a single female advisor and Ria, who was eligible due to Maximillian’s victory, was on her own as well. John brought the entirety of his harem with him and Romulus was escorted by Sol, Luna and Rodaclam, so they weren’t entirely without additional elements. From the over fifty people they had been for the last two floors, they were down to about twenty. The se...

Drip-Fed - Humanoid Road 17 – Overcharged Tigergirl [Erotic Content]

Reysha hadn’t expected to moan either, but as the boss’ centre had touched her tongue, it had simply escaped her. Like chocolate, the piece of crystal melted in her mouth and unleashed a cascade of sweet flavours that dominated her consciousness for a moment. The concentration of raw magic fuelled her Noir condition and made her feel as if she was about to climax. Her dark grey eyes visibly darkened, shifting ever closer to pitch black, just as the red of her nails intensified.

Swal...

The Gamer Chapter 862 – Love and Statecraft 8 – Game: Larger People

John had adapted to every last facet of the game within the hour that it took everyone to completely eliminate the non-player areas. What resources were best generated by what province improvement, which way of governing his society led to what bonuses and how to stack several lasting and temporary bonuses for some truly absurd effects. He was producing a vast quantity of food, which allowed him to feed more people, which raised his manpower pool beyond reasonable. At the same time, mines all...

Lydia Lewd Picture

And there she finally is, our anal queen.

As per usual, you may not spread the full resolution picture, only the downscaled version. You may use it in non-commercial projects as long as you give credit to me and the artist (Hilent).

The Gamer Chapter 861 – Love and Statecraft 7 – Game: a large board

They moved towards the teleporters and through them were brought to the third level of the tower. Once more, indents gave the room the shape of a cogwheel. The purpose of every one of those rooms seemed to be the same as before. Between them stood the tables they had sat on one level below, with the feasts removed but their drinks still intact. Just as the servants eventually followed them so were the chairs brought up from the lower level.

In the middle of the room was a gol...

Drip-Fed - Humanoid Road 16 – Blinding Path

The path to the boss took less than a day. Knowing exactly what fork in the road to take minimized travel time and, by consequence, the number of encounters they ran into. As per usual, they stopped at the healing fountain that preceded the stone gate that separated the boss room from the rest of the dungeon. Sleeping there, they headed into the boss room, fully refreshed, shortly after they woke up.

“Please let the boss have some meat on his bones,” Reysha complained, not used to f...

The Gamer Chapter 860 – Love and Statecraft 6 – Court: food, sun and present

John did not overly enjoy the pig. The meat was of superb quality. The animal must have had a good life and been delivered a swift death. What had been made of it wasn’t to the Gamer’s taste, however. Whatever sauce had been used to coat the pig while it was roasted tasted intensely of honey and had the kind of smoky aroma sometimes found in whiskey. The combination was novel, John had to give it that much, and he didn’t find it outright disgusting. He would have just enjoyed the meat i...

A bit of news (13.10.2020) - Vacation Days

Just announcing very quickly when I plan to take days off in the near future.

For one, my annual Christmas break. Like the last two years, I will be taken the days from the 24th to the 26th of December off from all releases. 

Additionally, this year, I will be taking off the first week of January. This is so I can recover from whatever absurdity New Year's Eve will throw at me and because the current arc will be about... I would guess 300k words in at that point and I doubt ...

The Gamer Chapter 859 – Love and Statecraft 5 – Court: in an elite circle

If John had a PR manager, he would have had no doubt that they would be very pleased with him right about now. For the past hour, he had been going around the festival and talking to people. Against his basic instinct, he had mainly talked to men, older women and wives. He still talked to gorgeous single women, but he reined in his desire to seek them out specifically.

It would have been easier a couple of weeks ago, before he started raising his Libido. Although John was perfectly cont...

The Gamer Chapter 858 – Love and Statecraft 4 – Base: talking to many people

John listened to Romulus as he explained to the rest of the party that the plans for the evening had changed. Despite most of it being information he had just given Lydia, the Gamer found himself carefully absorbing the words regardless. Being aware of the sway the Apex’ presence held over even him only increased that irksome feeling at his core. “Over the course of the day, an ever-diminishing crowd will ascend through this tower along Lydia and myself. When I call, you all must be prepa...

The Gamer Chapter 857 – Love and Statecraft 3 – Arrival at the Festival

The door of the stretch limo was opened and John was the first to exit. He could do barely more than look at the surrounding crowds before he turned around and extended his hand to help Lydia out. It was a gesture for the pure show of it, but he enjoyed holding her hand regardless. Once she was fully outside, her almost unfittingly practical shoes planted firmly on the meticulously clean red carpet, the Gamer turned around and offered his elbow.

Lydia took hold with the usual stern expr...

Love and Statecraft 2 – To make things seem seamless

Lydia straightened out everything about John’s suit, pulling on his collar, his sleeves and even making sure his shirt was properly tucked into his belt. “Relaxation about my birthday, what an original thought,” she sarcastically remarked while she did all of that. “This is the most stressful day of the year. Attention will lie entirely with me and each of my political rivals will be waiting for me to make a scene.”

“Ya still have those?” Rave asked, walking over to the pi...

Humanoid Road 15 – Dazzling Things

It had the shape of a large chrysalis. Broken up into several large surfaces, its facets glowed with the same golden light as the crystals that illuminated every bit of Myrlight. Slowly it expanded, little bits of golden mist escaping between the gaps. Exhausted mana, channelled to uselessness before it could be brought to a proper purpose, leaked into the air. This was what set the monster apart from its surroundings,as it was lodged between several crystals.

Apexus stared at it and sl...

The Gamer Chapter 855 – Love and Statecraft 1 – Dressing up for the Occasion

“Do I look good?” John asked, pulling his collar straight. His suit sat tight, the Suit of the Chosen for once in its jacket shape. It was as black as the night, harmonizing nicely with the copper red shirt he wore underneath, sharing its colour with the suit’s inside lining and sleeve buttons. The Pants of the Chosen followed the same colour scheme and the Skittersteps made for a good finish. Shining, the flexible chitin that made up the outside of those shoes didn’t look too differe...

The Gamer Chapter 854 – Mysterious Neighbours

John was looking over a table of Training Hall attendances. While using the Building was fundamentally free for every member of Fusion, people that wanted to join the military were obligated to use it for at least four hours a day in order to reach level 25 in a reasonable timeframe. Failure to do so would lead to expulsion due to weakness. They were also supposed to clock in their hours for proof.

The basic idea was that people wouldn’t be admitted to more than the basic training tha...

The Gamer Chapter 853 – Reheating of the War machine

“Ehehehehe,” Eliza kept giggling. “Eheheheheehehe,” she snuggled closer to John, “ehrhrhrhruhuhuahahahaaaaaaa,” she tried to get her unstable laughter under control, “…bwahahehehehahaha,” she failed miserably.

John didn’t mind, holding the blood mage in his arms and giving her a belated aftercare for yesterday. Sitting in one of the armchairs of his apartment, he recalled how yesterday had ended. Quite uneventfully, once he had used Eliza to the breaking point, he ha...

The Gamer Chapter 852 – The Night of Poker and Booze Finale – A happy little sub

The room he found the girls in was a VIP lounge. Leather couches and seats stood around low, circular tables. It was more of a conversing room with techno music than a dance floor, but that didn’t stop some of the girls there from shaking their bodies. There were about twenty people in the room still, about half of which were members of John’s harem. The rest were either Maximillian’s sex friends, Chemilia or simply guests. Notably, Worlina was there.

The majority of women were st...

The Gamer Chapter 851 – The Night of Poker and Booze 5 – Men stumbling around

“Why are we going outside?” John wanted to know, following Maximillian just as the other two men were. “The teleporter is upstairs.”

“We’re walking there,” the royal decreed.

“We can’t walk there, we’re on an island, you goddamn moron,” John responded and pulled a beer out of his inventory. He had wondered why Maximillian had insisted on filling up his pocket space with all of that alcohol. Now he knew. With no bottle opener at hand, John just put his thumb a...

Drip-Fed - Humanoid Road 14 – Confusion

The group sat silently under a tree and tried to fully comprehend what they had just learned. Reysha knew what she had read. Apexus could understand that tracing their trail may have been harder than he anticipated. Aclysia reasoned how bureaucracy and a lack of leads may have caused the investigations to miss them. The full story was outside their reach, but they could understand it. They had hoped for it.

Now that they had gotten it, they were confused.

It wasn’t common confus...