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The Gamer Chapter 850 – The Night of Poker and Booze 4 – Suffering in the whiskey club

John was lying on his back. The ceiling refused to stop moving. Circling, moving left to right, swinging just as the still couch under him, the Gamer felt as if he was lying on a ship that was being moved by steady waves. Soft as it was, the steadiness still gave him vertigo. He would have sat up, but he had laid down in the first place to escape the swaying of his upper body. The music, worthy of an elevator, seemed to mock his state of unstable rigidness with its calm tones.

His view ...

The Gamer Chapter 849 – The Night of Poker and Booze 3 – Of all things drunken

John was mighty tipsy. He was well on his way to have a sway in his walk, but for the moment he still managed to plant one foot in front of the other while taking care of his balance. Careful to not concentrate on a single spot for too long and increase the dizzy feeling of drunken movement, he made his way to the door and pushed down the handle. “I’m back,” he announced his return from the bathroom.

“About time,” Maximillian complained, still sitting in his chair. A light slu...

The Gamer Chapter 848 – The Night of Poker and Booze 2 – Playstyles

They actually continued to chat about this and that for more than half an hour before John got the cards out. By that time, he had ended his largely faked outrage. That everyone thought he couldn’t even prepare a room without Aclysia did bother him somewhat, but not enough to actually get and stay mad. When he was shuffling the poker deck, he was as calm as usual. Maximillian distributed the chips they would play for around the table.

“And how was the woodcarving?” he asked, blend...

The Gamer Chapter 847 – The Night of Poker and Booze 1 – Arrivals

John turned the last glass he had placed on the counter a small degree and looked at the lounge he had prepared. Ebony wood and red cloth fashioned into furniture and carpet, with a bronze chandelier hanging overhead and framed glass showing the insides of the closets. Most of it was stacked with luxurious plates and glasses, more assets to look good than items to actually be used. A bar at the back held a number of spirits, and a seamlessly integrated fridge, following the same dark design o...

The Gamer Chapter 846 – Lasers, Meteors and Thunder

The Arcana Strike hung up above, slowly growing in threat. Looking down, John noted that the trolls in the arena were not triggered by this action. Their programming was either not as careful towards exploits or deliberately easier to take advantage of. A third possibility was that they would only become active once the Arcana Strike had grown enough. Whatever it was, they were free at the moment.

Fixing his gaze on the naked booty of Metra, he was distracted for just long enough for th...

Humanoid Road 13 – Getting a little clarity

The trio had no further issues on their travels north. Keeping a quick pace and never dwelling anywhere, only stopping to sleep or hunt, they reached the north of the island in a bit over five days. Once there, they were faced with good and bad news. The good news was that there was no city around this dungeon. The entrance to Myrlight was located at the bottom of a large, rocky crater and apparently nobody wanted to set up more than a few farming villages in the area. Those farming villages,...

The Gamer Chapter 845 – Some evening grinding

John had one of his rare ‘not that lewd’ mornings. Effectively, this meant that they stepped out of the orgy after only half an hour, had breakfast quickly and without an under the table blowjob, and headed out before the clock struck seven. It was a rare occasion, extremely so. Between his absurd Libido, his youth and all of the willing, sexy women of his harem, being less than very horny was understandably difficult. However, the Gamer was fundamentally human and so he sometimes woke up...

The Gamer Chapter 844 – Thunderous Party

The inspection had been interesting, the dinner dull, the call informing and the paperwork a steady grind. He had learned about the tendency of elves to create certain tree formations, listened to a few basic economic proposals and learned about a newly discovered or formed crime organization. It was far from the first-time remainders of old slaver guilds organized themselves inside Fusion’s borders and was guaranteed to not be the last. The bigger Fusion got, both in terms of people and th...

WAKMD Chapter 41 – The Dream Slave

The wagon bounced over the unsteady pavement of Duskwood’s roads. After having ridden a gryphon to Darkshire, he had quickly related the good news. The local people had been quite nervous when everything suddenly felt less gloomy and hostile. Thanks to years of being harassed by giant spiders, undead and worgen, they had understandably become wary of anything that felt like a lull. When the High King himself assured that the majority of corruption had been siphoned from the land, they had b...

The Gamer Chapter 843 – Dreams and Schedules

John opened his eyes. He was lying in a shallow and still ocean. Above him, the stars stretched endlessly, forming dense clusters and lanes. It wasn’t the sky of his world. ‘This dream again,’ the Gamer thought as he remained lying, only glancing to the sides to see if something had changed. The water around him was of an arcane purple and itself sparkled with silver light.

The Gamer expected to wake up any second now and just watched the stars. He wondered if he would ...

The Gamer Chapter 842 – Needs more Cuddles

John got up, wiggled his head to get his neck in the optimal position and relaxed. Closing his eyes, he just enjoyed the feeling. The support for his neck was both soft and form-fitting, like a mixture of gelatine and memory foam. In the heat of the weather-adjusted day, it radiated a nice cool. “Undine still wins,” he declared and opened his eyes, looking up to the slime girl whose thighs he was currently lying on. Not that it particularly mattered which part of her fluid body he laid on...

A queen caries herself with grace

Composure over emberassment.

Rave is always happy to show off her assets

I will just be over here... salivating

Alternative outfit included

The Gamer Chapter 841 – Giant Hot Tits

A smoky aroma, burning incense and sandalwood, those filled John’s mouth and nostrils when kissed the slightly taller Salamander. Soft, ruby red lips pressed against his, separated for less than a second, then connected again. Their making-out was heated from the start and only became sloppier by the second. Tongues intertwined, hers nimbly coiling around his with inhuman length. Drops of Salamander’s oily saliva slowly ran down her chin.

John controlled his urges for long enough to...

Drip-Fed - Humanoid Road 12 – The Troll Toll

They spent the night underneath a comfortable tree and were on their way as early as the patching of Reysha’s armour allowed. “I still really miss that suit,” she complained all of the sudden, when they had been wandering for half the day already. “It was such a nice and tight fit!”

“I would assume it also offered less protection,” Aclysia retorted. “Especially around the chest area.”

“Dunno, that stretchy material was surprisingly sturdy,” Reysha sighed. “...

August 2020 Commission Done - Undine Tier 5

Quite delayed, but there she finally is. NSFW ans SFW versions included.

As always, you aren't allowed to publicly spread the base version of  this. You may spread and upload the downscaled version wherever you   want from next Tuesday onwards. You may use the downscaled image in  non-commercial ways, if you give credit.     

The Gamer Chapter 840 – Unshared Boredom and the Fire that follows

‘This is the absolutely worst day of my life,’ John thought as he listened to the rebuttal to the answer to the question about the complaint to the initial statement, regarding the re-addressing of the question of whether or not they needed both the Day of the Holy Fire on August first and Holy Fire Day on March second. John had barely any idea what either was about, beyond what the names suggested, but apparently there was a big disagreement as to the rites and date involved.

Altho...

The Gamer Chapter 839 – Progress Raiding Finale – Distributing Power Points

Not wanting to rob Magoi of any more of his time, the group left the Raid and, after informing the High Fateweaver, the Illusion Barrier at large. “It is always good to hear that you were successful,” the masked man said, while they stepped out of the I.D. Gate.

“All thanks to you agreeing to give us another day,” the Gamer answered with a thankful nod. They emerged in the Hudson Barrier around 7 AM. Usually, they would have come out in the very early morning hours, almost night...

The Gamer Chapter 838 – Progress Raiding 12 – MVP

Fittingly, the boss loot spawned in the middle of the Arcana Strike crater. There were four chests. One had the appearance of a craggy piece of granite with a liftable lid, somewhat like an unworked sarcophagus. The second was made from intertwining pieces of metal, lightning dancing between the four handles on top. The third was made from lots of pebbles, woven together with spider silk. Fourth, a fair bit smaller than the rest, was a chest that seemed as if someone had taken the remains of ...

The Gamer Chapter 837 – Progress Raiding 11 – 1%

The Titanturtle Heartgolem smashed Siena’s head into the wall and let out a satisfied grunt when that made the moonshade elemental disappear. Turning around, it faced what remained of the party and prepared to go after them as quickly as it could. Both the boss and the group were on their last leg.

Glowing dimly and having lost an arm, the Heartgolem was covered in scratches and other marks. On the other hand, Aclysia was currently missing both arms, Metra was too low on he...

The Gamer Chapter 836 – Progress Raiding 10 – At the heart of it all

John, Nia and Lydia were staring down at the Sicklebrood Matriarch. They had been doing so for about four minutes already, using the remaining time on the flight buff to stay out of range. Simply waiting for her chance to strike, the boss sat at the entrance of the cave. Following her programmed behaviour, she had been coerced to come outside by the Arcana Strike that John had thrown up the second he had gotten there.

Through careful planning, he had arrived in front of the cave with an...

Drip-Fed - Humanoid Road 11 – Out of Verdany

“For the love of fuck, please give me a new armour,” Reysha prayed as she raised the lid of the chest. Her wish was with good reason. Although they had limited damage to her armour through proper engagement strategies, mistakes and simple wear and tear had by now reduced it to only a half-usable state. There were several holes punctured through the leather and some of them had widened to create gashes in the fabric that made it slowly disintegrate. It gave her a rugged sexiness and didn�...

The Gamer Chapter 835 – Progress Raiding 9 – Valley of Stone and Thunder

‘About time!’ Salamander enthusiastically declared, as several thousand points of John’s mana poured into her. None of that energy pooled inside her; instead, all was channelled through her raised arms. Just past her palm, the energy was still invisible, then it rapidly developed into the grey and gold fire that was unique to her status as an endflame elemental. A ball of fire swelled from a little flicker to several metres across. “Bigger!” she gleefully exclaimed. “BIGGER!” Th...

The Gamer Chapter 834 – Progress Raiding 8 – A dash of Reality

Armed with the knowledge that they could kite one of the bosses through the entire Raid, John switched gears. Not immediately, part of him was sure Gaia would swoop in at any second, but after a day of tries he was entirely convinced that this was an allowed way to clear things. Given the name of the special crafting material that dropped from the Titanturtle, the Heart of Stone and Thunder, it seemed as if this was the way to get it. How else to get something of that name then make the thund...

The Gamer Chapter 833 – Progress Raiding 7 – The Discovery

“What do you mean by cheese?” Nia asked when they were back inside the Raid.

The question came about forty-five minutes after the statement. John was less surprised that she asked with such a delay than he was about her not knowing what he meant. As much as he liked to throw gaming terms around, he had expected this one to grace her ears at some point before. Maybe it had and she just hadn’t asked. Regardless, he gave her a swift explanation. “Basically, we’re going to look fo...

The Gamer Chapter 832 – Progress Raiding 6 – The Sobering First Impression

They went after their five attempts in the same order they had discovered the bosses in. Following this logic, the first encounter was the Granite Titanturtle. The first issue was how they could even approach the boss, given that there was a vast lake separating them. Swimming was the first idea, but understandably unpopular. Getting flown over was the second. That had the issue of the limited number of flying party members they had. It would take several trips back and forth until all of the...

The Gamer Chapter 831 – Progress Raiding 5 – Scouting the Valley

Getting the maximum amount of information out of the Raid before engaging in any further activity was what John insisted on. Standard game design philosophy told him that this Raid would have three bosses of roughly equal power. Otherwise, presenting him with three branching paths from the start would have made little sense.

Salamander, Sylph and Jack were sent to explore the plateaus, while the rest of the party trotted down one valley path after the other. Each was several kilometres ...

Humanoid Road 10 – Ivy Kraken

“Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t that look promising?” Reysha asked and pointed at something in the distance.

Apexus followed the direction of her finger and spied something that looked a lot like the bramble wall that surrounded the dungeon. Although practically equal when it came to visuals, it couldn’t have been the original wall of thorny wood. They were only a few kilometres north-west of the centre of the dungeon, far away from the wall. Several trees stood inside t...

The Gamer Chapter 830 – Progress Raiding 4 – A little breather

“Hey Jane,” John softly spoke to his girlfriend, while putting her down on the bed, “you awake?”

“Noooooo,” she groaned in response, looking out through her barely parted eyelids. Her eyes were entirely blue. “Wanna sleep…”

“Can you just tell your bodysuit to shrink down?” he asked of her. In response he got another groan, but the pink, neoprene like material also started to retreat from her neck. It flowed down her torso and split into two streams at her hip...

The Gamer Chapter 829 – Progress Raiding 3 – vs a Sickleman

Like a pond that had been disturbed by a thrown rock, the stone floor cracked open and sent pebbles flying everywhere. The impact of the chitin spear caused an echo to ripple through the Valley of Stone and Thunder. The group looked up from the impact site towards the shadow of the creature that had thrown it. A massive, humanoid shape with four arms and a neckless head.

It stood on the edge of the southernmost of the three plateaus and soon vanished behind one of the many ...