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The Gamer Chapter 750 – Little Sin

“Sit,” John used his commanding tone – to no avail.

Only tilting her head, Velka looked up to his empty hands and then cawed. The Magryph had doubled her size in the past week, but that only meant she was now bigger than both of John’s hands put together. In total, she was about two weeks old now. Her wings started to change, the feathers becoming sleeker, but she was still far away from being able to fly.

Another caw and John sighed. “Sit!” he repeated. V...

Drip-Fed - New World, Old Problems 7 – To safe rest

The journey to Summer Rest was an easy, if lengthy one. Every day they travelled elevated further the knowledge that Azenia-Ra was several levels larger than Ctania. Their first impulse was, much like getting to Clearwater, to try and simply fly over the ocean. As soon they discussed the scale of things, however the absurdity of that idea became obvious. Even the shortest gap between the north-western island they were on was about half as wide as Ctania by itself had been.

They would ha...

Drip-Fed - New World, Old Problems 6 – A light in a rainy night

The old kobold hadn’t been lying, the map was most certainly not good enough to sell at a shop that prided itself on high quality. The lines were inconsistently wide, suggesting that the person drawing it hadn’t been used to the drawing tools yet, two of the landmarks and a fair chunk of forest were blurred thanks to water damage and one corner of the map was partially torn, as it stuck out whenever they folded the thing.

Regardless of all of that, it was true to scale and all of th...

The Gamer Chapter 749 – Home Planes

“I don’t know if I find it hot or bothersome that I keep getting bruises from you,” Scarlett said, inspecting her throat in the camera of her phone – the closest stand-in for a mirror she had around. “You have strong hands, that’s the only thing I sure as fuck know from that.”

“Well, then we share the same question,” John said. “Definitely find it hot in the moment, in the time afterwards, it bothers me a bit.” He kissed her on the cheek, while Scarlet...

Drip-Fed - New World, Old Problems 5 – Azenia-Ra

It took them a bit of discussion to decide which city they would seek out. The argument boiled down to whether they should go to a smaller city or the largest one possible. Apexus, wanting to have a semblance of knowing what was going on, insisted on the former. He had found Heralry confusing and he had merely looked at that city from a distance. Learning that the ones around were even larger only convinced him that they could get ambushed from just about everywhere if things went wrong.

The Gamer Chapter 748 – The Blow-Job Logistics

John was looking at his character screen. Not for any really important reason.

But just because he liked the size of his mana bar nowadays. As planned, his Intellect had been raised to 500. That happened just about a week ago. On Tuesday, so six days, to be exact. The great thing was that, as long as ...

Drip-Fed - New World, Old Problems 4 – Being There

There were a large number of things they had to find out. The very first thing was to acquire more information about the land itself. Apexus and Aclysia did most on that front. Now that Apexus had morphed into a humanoid shape, he didn’t look much different than any other species with wings. From a long distance, anyway.

He did have to train how to fly properly in that shape, however. Take-off was the biggest problem, starting from a standing position took several attempts the first f...

Drip-Fed - New World, Old Problems 3 – Pond

“Shhh,” Aclysia let out a calming whisper, while stroking Reysha’s head. Laying in her arms, the tiger girl softly wept, as images bolted through her head like flying arrows. Hands, red with the blood of her raw meal, pressed against her temples, as if she could shove her thoughts back into her skull. More of the life-sustaining fluid dripped into the pond, leaving little trails of crimson that quickly dissipated in the much larger body of water.

Apexus kept devouring the half-shr...

The Gamer Chapter 747 – A wonderful day for rain

Making an elemental evolution anywhere inside would have been asking for destroyed furniture. Instead, they headed to the lawn on top of the fortress that lay at the base of the Palace. Doing it down by the six lakes he placed around the star fort would perhaps have been more topically sound, but that wasn’t worth the extra stairs they had to descend to get there.

“Alright, Undine, you ready?” John asked, while everyone formed a big circle around her.

“No,” the ocean ele...

New World, Old Problems 2 – New World Round

Stepping onto the Stem was odd. It was anchored at a 90-degree angle. It wasn’t an issue, there was just the moment of relative confusion when one foot was connected to the Stem and the other to the Branch, either being the relative floor. Once both feet were firmly planted on the semi-translucent pathway, however, perspective shifted and it all made relative sense.

Looking over his shoulder, Apexus saw a few black dots skitter about on the silver surface. “Will we find Parasytes on...

The Gamer Chapter 746 – Changing Looks

It was the following Sunday, the 26th of August 2018, and the group had another birthday to celebrate. Another two, in this case. A year ago, he had contracted Undine and Sylph. Whether this really qualified as their birth was debatable, new elementals were created as figments of their home plane’s power, but the difference there was negligible enough for John. The important thing was that they didn’t play by the rules of humans, be it physical or mental growth, so the fact t...

Drip-Fed - New World, Old Problems 1 – No more road to roam

Flying above a Branch of the Omniverse was a weird experience. The Branch, large as it was, could be conceivably flown around. Its curvature was something Apexus had been distantly aware of on the ground. Now in the air, he could properly see it. Combining this with the continuous gravitational pull towards the centre of the Branch made for a confusing first flight.

It was also tremendously dangerous.

Because the Branch looked equally silvery just about everywhere, once Apexus los...

The Gamer Chapter 745 – Lighting a Torch

“Haaaaaaaaappy Biiiiiirthday dear Saaaaaaaaallyyy, happy birthday to youuuuuuu!” Sylph finished up her song. She had sung in three tones, wrong, loud and with enthusiasm. If the thunderstorm elemental had concentrated a bit more, she probably could have sounded quite beautiful. That was, however, like asking a tornado to only fly by and water the fields.

Regardless of any of that, John applauded, while he walked over to Salamander. “Happy birthday,” he half-mused in...

Drip-Fed Season 2 Prologue – The need for new paths

The Omniverse stirred.

Giant silver Branches moved along the sky, contrasting it like metal veins in an obsidian cave. Although obsidian was still rather bright compared to the unfathomable darkness that lay past the Branches. Even the most accurate eyes couldn’t spy anything in it. Yet, one knew there was movement. Like swirls in the mist, there was distant awareness of something invisibly writhing. A myriad of creatures and consciousnesses, laying beyond the reasonable world. They w...

A bit of news (14.04.2020)

Just clarifying the release schedule very quick:

Drip-Fed returns tomorrow for the 10$+ Patrons and on Friday for the rest of you. There'll be chapters every day until Wednesday for all of you. This means that the 10$+ Patrons will be 2 chapters ahead, just like it is with the Gamer. Everyone below that will be 3 chapters ahead of public releases, which will continue next week.

After these quickfire releases, the schedule will return to one chapter every Wednesday.

Tha...

The Gamer Chapter 744 – Setting Marks and Priorities

Placing the Lover’s Will marks on everyone was an orgy that lasted until noon. Predictably, Eliza got almost as horny as Aclysia when she was finally obliged. Metra and Scarlett, after she crawled out of her working area in the skyscraper, were no less horny though. Not that having all of his harem branded with his magic didn’t have a tremendous effect on John’s own state of desire.

Of course, everyone agreed to have the mark put on them. That they would be able to ex...

Beatrice is ready to serve

She may not show it a lot, but she is happy to do it-

The Gamer Chapter 743 – Augusta Finale – Showing to the Harem

Like usual, they came out twenty-four hours after the initial entering of the barrier. As they didn’t enter at midnight, this was at around eight in the morning on the following Monday. Also, like usual, they had done their best to have schedules mostly aligned so they woke up at such a time that the reintegration into the normal flow of things was as easy as it could be.

Magoi and Mabirl were the first to step out and took their leave pretty quickly, only waving at the waiting girls ...

Scarlett Chibi arrives

Wouldn't you trust her with your bank account, your private security data and your entire economy? I would, as long as I got to cuddle her.

Who a King must do Chapter 36 – Convincing Arguments

In a green-tinted, black orb were reflected the streets of Silvermoon. A scrying spell, meant to show her the validity of that absurd declaration she had just received. In those crimson rimmed streets of marble and magic that she had once died for, the people she once called her own were now engaged in endless acts of debauchery. Proud blood elves crawled on all fours towards the sweet promise of human cock, panting like depraved bitches.

The vision moved on. Over corners, plazas, parks...

The Gamer Chapter 742 – Augusta 15 – Informal Stress Tests

The Gamer had four days for eleven levels, in order to fulfil the last Quest. Mathematically, that was possible, but extremely difficult. There were only two sources of experience that promised quick enough results. Number one was the Raid. Since John was pretty sure the Sicklemen were still too big of a challenge, he decided to not mess with that challenge for now. The other was running more absurdly long Assaults.

That was risky, although John currently sported a success rate of 100%;...

The Gamer Chapter 741 – Augusta 14 – The Lover, the Queen and the Attendants

“Haaaaa,” Lydia let out a long breath of lust and resignation. A mix that was born from John’s earlier command being fulfilled and seeing the Gamer sit on the bed, with the two maids on the floor before him.

The room already smelt of hot sweat and semen. In the time it had taken Lydia to shower, John had fucked Aclysia and Beatrice, while also extending Lover’s Will to the latter. The mark he had gotten in return was on top of Lydia’s, both winding around his left index finger...

The Gamer Chapter 740 – Augusta 13 – Royal Makeover

Despite his eagerness, John approached his queenly lover carefully. Intent on making not a single sound, he slowly opened the door. ‘How long did that take, three hours?’ he asked himself and confirmed that guess with a quick look at his phone. A long time in terms of this day, an extremely short time in terms of gaining just under 60 levels.

He arrived at the scene, where Beatrice stood. The passive maid had been an observer for the entire time, and through her eyes, J...

Drip-Fed Season 1 Q&A

Alright, Season 1 QnA is a go. Not a whole lot of questions, but this also doesn’t have a whole lot of active readers (yet, hopefully). For the ease of answering, the format for this will be like a typical interview. Let’s begin.

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From: Grandmasterassassin Doom

A question for Apexus what is the tastiest thing you have eaten so far and why that is?
 

Apexus: On raw taste, boss monster’s win. Magic is best season… Magic is the best ...

The Gamer Chapter 739 – Augusta 12 – Meditation and Taming

John ate breakfast, had a nice time talking to everyone, then headed out for an Assault and returned six hours later for lunch. While they walked over the green that separated light gates, the fell into the usual banter.

“Wheeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn,” Sylph stretched the singular word out for an eternity, only ending it when John looked at her. “When do you think Velly will learn to fly?”

“About a month, you already know that,” responded the Gamer. “You could just take the ...

The Gamer Chapter 738 – Augusta 11 – Fencing, Grinding, more Feeding

 John’s enthusiasm was curbed by that announcement and what it entailed. Whether Lydia could actually meditate in the martial arts sense was a thing she did not actually know yet. She had less than forty minutes to train between him leaving to do the solo dungeon and him returning with the Magryph situation. First she had to practice the basic thing, get skilled enough at it to keep it up at the necessary level and only then could they actually put that power levelling plan into motion...

The Gamer Chapter 737 – Augusta 10 – Golden Girl

It turned out to be a she. After returning to the house, they managed to get into contact with one of the Australians raising these things. For once, it was a free exchange of information. Evidently, John was talking to an enthusiast, who was just willing to share her (judging by the name Judith) passion for the subject. Well, they were writing, not talking. Talking was downright impossible due to the time dilation. Writing was only slightly awkward.

The important things that he had lea...

The Gamer Chapter 736 – Augusta 9 – Items and Chicks

‘Talk about wasting space,’ John thought, raising his hand to leave the barrier and read the remaining w...

Who a King must do Chapter 35 – A font of Enlightenment

Anduin led a small party up the winding paths of the island. The lush scenery was still scarred by the remains of demonic scenery at some parts and the Death Scar, the path that Arthas Menethil had once left on his path to the Sunwell, was as hideous on the land as ever. It was only him, Liadrin, Vereesa, two of his bodyguards, the four of her knights that had been on the beach, as well as K’ara and Xal’atath, although those two were remaining incorporeal for the moment.

Although ma...

The Gamer Chapter 735 – Augusta 8 – The Solo Dungeon

‘I hope I get at least some Mithril pebbles out of this,’ John thought as he entered the random Floor I.D.

He had gotten a few of those (with the number of enemies killed, it had been an inevitability) and one was now the Loot Focus. He could have gone with the Elementium Pebbles instead, but he could produce that with his elementals (in theory, at least) and he had reason to believe that Aclysia would eventually be able to enrich that material inside herself. After all, she was alr...