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The Gamer Chapter 669 – Afterparty 3 – If It Ends & It Never Will

John slowly placed his eating utensils down. It wasn’t that he had no more hunger, but the appetite was definitely gone for a moment. ‘Well, that’s useless and incredibly heavy knowledge,’ he thought, letting the eerie silence settle around the table as everyone else displayed similar reactions.

Like he assumed most people had, the Gamer had played with the thought whether they lived in a simulation before. Also, like everyone else, he had eventually just stopped th...

The Gamer Chapter 668 – Afterparty 2 – Sudden Goddess

Momo took things surprisingly well. That was to say, she didn’t have a strong emotional reaction to any of it. She didn’t pry at things too much, didn’t make any long comments about anything. Her whole attitude towards his tale, his victories and his injuries, was quite clearly that she had nothing to say that he hadn’t heard already. Through a number of heavy sighs and sarcastic applauses, she did let him know that she cared though.

The combination of those two factors was all ...

The Gamer Chapter 667 – Afterparty 1 – Sudden Call

John awoke ever so gently. He felt clean, he felt warm and he felt secure. He also was all of these things. Through a miracle of clear-mindedness, they had managed to celebrate the last half-hour of the orgy in the showers, before making it to the bed and falling asleep immediately. It had been something around 4 hours of uninterrupted fucking. Even the Artificial Spirits needed to rest their consciousness after that.

“Hey, Master,” he heard Metra’s voice in his ear a...

Chapter 666 – The Gamer - The Gift of the Harem 4 – Maids, and redheaded devils

There was quite a bit of time spent utilizing the shower and the hose in the bathing corner of the play room, but by the end all of them were as good as new. Almost, as no amount of showering could fix the raw-fucked states some of them were in, pussies gaping and still dripping semen sometimes, but that was that.

Even Metra recovered after a little bit. When asked if she would ever dare to force herself ahead in an orgy, especially one where they had all sworn to only do what John said...

The Gamer Chapter 665 – The Gift of the Harem 3 – Insane Ecstasy

Even with his 500 Wisdom, John was only barely able to control himself. All bonuses included, his Libido did now reach over 1000. The air itself caressed his wet cocks. Three of them, in total. Even though Jack copied his normal items, the same was not true for the elemental ones. However, he did get the same Libido as John.

The air in the room had changed into an eager anticipation. Everyone remembered or had at least heard of the last time John had equipped Cumslut. Rathe...

Drip-Fed - Requiem 24

Aclysia was looking at the sky. Standing at the outskirts of the crowd, her gaze aimed eastwards. If Apexus was to fly to this place, he would have to come from that direction. Her own wings twitched whenever she saw something as little as a bird. If Apexus was coming, she would have to intercept him before he could bother the Cardinal and get himself into trouble.

“…in faith, we are all brothers and sisters. All petty squabbles are put aside, be it just for the day in which we hono...

The Gamer Chapter 664 – The Gift of the Harem 2 – Black and Blue

As sexy as the view around him was, just letting all of his girls stay bend over like that was second to seeing them actually engage with each other. “Alright, you can all move and play with each other. Just be ready when I call for you,” he told his harem. Eliza, Aclysia and Beatrice were the first to move, hurrying over to Rave’s quivering body. Tongues were immediately competing to taste the delicious mixture of the harem head’s pussy juices and their master’s cum. 2019-12-17 05:55:37 +0000 UTC View Post

The Gamer Chapter 663 – The Gift of the Harem 1 – Two tigers to the Harem

John arrived more than ten minutes after Siena. She had likely run the way, while he had walked at an enthusiastic pace. Given her Agility, that would have bought them a good amount of additional time. He entered already naked, having lost his clothes once he was in the confines of his Palace. Only for the way back had he taken the measure of even putting them back on.

The play room was John’s spiritual home, the temple to his very worldly lifestyle. Except it was quite underwhelming ...

The Gamer Chapter 662 – Siena Going Down

John changed his position a bit, while Siena pulled his pants off. Using the pillow and the headboard of the bed, he half sat, allowing him to look easily at his lap. Once she was through the pleasingly erotic display of nakedly opening his pants and tugging them down, he just pulled them into his inventory. Same for his shirt, there was no reason to deny Siena the eye candy that was his own muscular body. At least half of the motivation behind getting ripped was to be more attra...

The Gamer Chapter 661 – Shadows and Stars

‘Huh, they can adapt pretty quickly,’ John thought, as he followed the request and walked towards the north. ‘Seeing as the Midnight Forest wasn’t a thing what… an hour ago?’ The entire updating thing had, of course, taken quite a while and it was shortly before actual midnight now. It actually seemed like he wouldn’t get his birthday orgy on his birthday. He had no one but himself to blame for that though, given that he was the one who suddenly introduced the Tier ...

The Gamer Chapter 660 - Birthday Newman Finale – Federation

From there, much of the day passed in a blur. They drank a little bit over two hours, nobody got more than a slight bit tipsy, then John went to that second Q&A panel. It was a good but not particularly noteworthy time, even with Maximillian attending as a surprise guest. They walked around the festival for the rest of the day, sometimes splintering into smaller groups, sometimes dragging the Gamer inside an empty tent to suck his dick.

Having a bunch of high Libido lov...

Drip-Fed - Requiem 23

Reysha tossed the last glass bottle aside with an uncaring flick of her wrist. The sturdy translucent container bounced of the bark of a nearby tree, then fell into the soft dirt with a silent ring. A number of other potions were scattered nearby, all of which the tiger girl had emptied in the last minute.

Surprisingly, her stomach didn’t feel full, despite all the liquid. Potions were taken in rather quickly by the body, much of their actual volume simply dissolving as part of the ma...

The Gamer Chapter 659 - Birthday Newman 15 – Deus Vult and Punch

To say that Eliza was gleefully stuffing her face with casserole and pudding would have been an understatement. The way she was grinning, shovelling things into her face, only taking pauses to rinse everything down with cola and laughing was nothing short of amazing.

By the time everyone else had eaten one portion, she had gone through seven, and ultimately Aclysia cooked up a second quick meal for her, then a third. At the end, John distracted her from completely emptying ...

The Gamer Chapter 658 - Birthday Newman 14 – Enjoying the Sub

John could see his pretty little psycho through the glass wall that separated the shower area from the changing room. When people were actually showering, hot water flowing, the wall turned into a misty tease of the luscious forms behind. Right now, it was completely clear, allowing him to see the naked body of Eliza.

It had been a little while, but he had not forgotten an inch of her. Her blue tinged, pale skin, the purplish tint of her lips, nipples and cunt. More importa...

The Gamer Chapter 657 - Birthday Newman 13 – Biting the Chocolate

John’s hurried steps carried him to his apartment within the Palace. Everyone else was right behind him, keeping up with his pace. Together they created a constant drumming on the carpet, right until they arrived at the door. Pushing down the handle, the Gamer stepped inside.

Simply sitting on the couch, looking over the back when they entered, Eliza seemed as normal as ever. Except for the five lines in her left eye, looking so odd among all the dots. “Fucking finally,...

The Gamer Chapter 656 - Birthday Newman 12 – President and Entertainer

“Alright, this thing seems to be on,” John spoke into the microphone in front of him. It was a regular desk microphone often found on events, a thin thing with good quality, connected via a bendable cable with a broad socket. He moved it around a little bit so he didn’t have to bend forwards to such an uncomfortable degree.

Down the long table, Rave, Lydia, Gnome and Aclysia (sitting in that order from his position) were doing the same. The white blanket was whisperin...

Stirwin is waiting for you pats!

Just look at those big eyes, can you resist? CAN YOU?!

The Gamer Chapter 655 – Birthday Newman 11 – To talk, to banter, to dance, to kiss

John dumped the sack of materials in front of the currently closed office responsible for counting these things. Even if they were confused about where it came from, they would know what to do with it. “Anything else you want to do?” he asked her, and Lydia crossed her arms to ponder for a few seconds.

“Aside from the pleasure of your company? Not particularly,” Lydia answered directly.

“How about we make this a company of pleasure?” he couldn’t help but...

Drip-Fed - Requiem 22

Aclysia kept her head down as Mehily talked to the Inquisitor, this Evmeria woman. It became apparent quickly that they wouldn’t be able to approach the Cardinal. The metal fairy had planned, in first instance, to talk to him directly and tell him what she knew or at least what she thought she knew.

Remezan needed to be informed about things. If the Cardinal wasn’t on their side, there was a risk for things to turn lethal quite quickly. However, the need wasn’t pressing, not right...

Rave Chibi Enters the Battlefield!

"The power of Butt compels you!"

- Funatic, 2019

Alrighty, Rave done. You get the above one in all the usual variations, plus an alternative, casual outfit. It's bit lewder than the usual Chibi, but I wanted the butt to be seen, so there we go, bubble butt!

Stirwin next, sketch is already approved.

The Gamer Chapter 654 – Birthday Newman 10 – Practical Date

They left the tent after John had quickly pulled his equipment back into place. Aside from Lydia, everyone separated from him for the time being. Prior arrangements were being kept and the girls had other things to do. By the look of things, she would have him until around 1 PM. “Anything you want to do especially?” John asked the auburn-haired queen that he was now alone with.

“Guide me through your industrial areas,” she requested, and John smiled. It wasn’t the...

The Gamer Chapter 653 – Birthday Newman 9 – Back to the island

Everything was washed out, as if somebody was putting his vision through a car wash. Through the blur, John could make out the rows. There were people sitting there. He couldn’t look around. There was a black blob at the head of the gathering that reminded him vaguely of himself. There was a scream, then a knife. It was the only clearly visible thing in the room. It approached his own open back. The vision stopped.

John found himself back in reality, looking after the Hor...

The Gamer Chapter 652 – Birthday Newman 8 – Forge and Rat and Chaos

John departed from the forge, leaving the raw materials behind, and hastily drove back to Liberty Island, only to change to a larger boat, make a few phone calls, and come back with Aclysia and Beatrice. The latter hadn’t been asked for, but if she was to get a spear, she should voice a few preferences about its layout.

“I have no preference,” Beatrice said.

“DEATH WILL HAVE THE SHAPE IT NEEDS!” screamed Marathyu.

Clearly John hadn’t completely thought through ho...

Who a King must do - Chapter 32 – A feint for a foreign mission

“Mooooooore,” Baela gasped, feeling the cum leak from her well-fucked pussy. Her short, curvy body was forced into a constricted posture. With her master’s strong arms reaching under her angled legs, elbows on the same level as her knees, and hands folded behind her neck, she was completely at his mercy. She could move her arms, wiggle her bum, but that was about all.

Anduin was holding his green-skinned, shortstack cumslut of a size queen, right above his mighty member. The thick...

The Gamer Chapter 651 – Birthday Newman 7 – Gifts to himself

John could have spied on the gathering, like he could have spied on so many other things, but decided not to. Trust was fundamental and he would not violate what was put in him by listening to things he was specifically asked not to witness. Which meant he now had some time to kill on his own.

‘No idea how much longer they will talk,’ he thought once outside the palace, checking his clock. He had only had 15 minutes with Nathalia. It felt like way too little. ‘Aaaaaah, I wanna hol...

Drip-Fed - Requiem 21

Cardinal Remezan slowly exhaled and opened his eyes. They burned a little bit, the lack of sleep making itself apparent. Trying to catch some more sleep before the evening of the festivities came had been a failure. Regardless of that, he raised his upper body from the frame of the bed. It creaked somewhat, as it had for several years now. His predecessor would have bought a new bed with as little as that, but the dark-bearded man was of the mind that things should be kept until they collapse...

The Gamer Chapter 650 – Birthday Newman 6 – Nathalia

“Wouldn’t it be smarter to try and replicate that?” Scarlett asked while John and a few others moved the furniture around a bit so they could all stand and sit around the couch while facing the same way. The question was obviously pertaining to the Vision of the Ashen Lands. “If you want to see her that badly.”

“Smarter in what way?” the Gamer returned, as he had thought about that down to the bottom already. “It would be what I want, yes. However, Nathalia ...

Thana Chibi

"Tremble mortals and despair! Doom has come to this wo- WHY ARE YOU PETTING ME?! STOP! STOP!!!"

- Thana, probably, 2019

Joking aside, happy how this one turned out. Of course, "Goddess of Genocide" and "Bobble headed cute smol image" don't mix that well, but I think this is a pretty good compromise between both. Kriniere continues to do a pretty good job at these~

I am going to close the Poll for the next images tomorrow and get them underway.

The Gamer Chapter 649 – Birthday Newman 5 – A prescription that could make the blind see

John turned the obsidian mirror in his hands for a little while. Having had a look at its few Attributes, the Gamer knew that it would break after just one usage. While there was no sign how long the connection would last, it was safe to assume that it wouldn’t be too long. The question wasn’t whether he was using it, the question was under which circumstances he would do so.

It was burning under his nails to do it right now. A pathway to an object of his longing had op...

The Gamer Chapter 648 – Birthday Newman 4 – The Gifts of the Rat

“This fabric…” The Horned Rat reached down to John’s collar and rubbed it between the two tips of his bony claws. Inspecting the Gamer’s new shirt, now that they had pulled somewhere a little more private, the god of calamity hummed to himself. Every word of his deep voice was undermined by rodent squeaking, creating an unpleasant disharmony. “Schattengarn, now that is something you don’t see every day. Gaia’s blessing is woven into it as well… she gave it to yo...