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Drip-Fed – Answer Trap 1 – In the Lamb’s Court

A blizzard swept over the landscape.

The sudden swelling of the cold had caught the party by surprise. One day the weather had been nice and mild, the next they had opened the door of the Mobile Estate to being hip high in snow.

The weather was a greater hurdle to them than a monster attack could have been. Aclysia was capable of walking on the snow without issue. Reysha could do so with some care. Apexus and Korith, however, had no chance to traverse on the surface of the ...

Stratas of Fusion 2 – Inside Politics

Horace did his best to look imposing.

It was an easy job. He was tall, covered in scars from an eventful life, bald, and the grim stare came naturally to him. Most of his life had been spent using that stare to make other Abyssals of power wonder whether he was worth messing with. A plan that had worked often enough that he had been capable of holding a small fiefdom inside what was now firmly Fusion’s territory.

The arrival of John Newman had changed everything for the b...

Stratas of Fusion 1 – The Top of Politics

Emrik considered himself a patient man.

Patience was a virtue that he had to cultivate. For all of his political savviness, he was all too aware of his shortcomings as a person. Primarily, this came in the shape of personal relations and power. He knew he was good at building networks of aligned interests, but he seldomly made friends. He preferred not to talk much about things that did not matter. Most people loved to chat.

This was also the trait that had allowed him to r...

The Gamer Chapter 1850 – Nympholympics 13 – Dress-up, Dick-Down, Show-Off [Erotic Content]

John stepped out into the midday sun to thunderous applause. He looked up at the crowd, blinking instinctively when the sun hit eyes no longer bothered by such light differences. A moment later, he extended his arm to the lady that stepped into the light next to him. Two graceful steps revealed Aclysia’s form to the people in the rows upon rows of the stadium seats. Cheers swelled.

The first maid hooked her elbow under John’s. She was a stunning example of a woman. Long, stra...

The Gamer Chapter 1849 – Nympholympics 13 – Phone Calls

“So how are the Nympholympics?” Maximillian asked.

“Interesting on one side, exhausting on the other,” John answered. “It’s strange to be in a civilization that is always as kinky as stuff one imagines when masturbating.”

“Speak for yourself, buddy.”

“You never imagined a nation full of freeuse sluts when you had lonely days? Really?”

“I was in line to inherit one of the ten strongest organizations on the planet, John,” Maximillian remi...

The Gamer Chapter 1848 – Nympholympics 12 – Evaluation

“Shoddily written!” Momo complained. “Absolutely terrible!”

“Shush,” John told the bookworm. He sitting on the throne, watching one of the contestants after him go through their roleplay. They had gone for a modern trope of pornography: stepsister catches stepbrother masturbating. Not one of John’s interests, he had to say, and he had very little reason to watch pornography anyhow. When he did, they were always recordings of his haremettes.

The reason why he w...

Drip-Fed – Path of Responsibility Finale – To know Balance

There were two ways Reysha contemplated on how she could learn the truth of the matter.

One was to simply get lucky and overhear a conversation. When she approached the house of village leader, her ears picked up nothing, so that route was out. The second route was slightly more complicated: break in and check whatever correspondence she could find. If she had any favour or disfavour, tokens of it should be found. Nobles were in the habit of keeping letters, especially in a place...

The Gamer Chapter 1847 – Nympholympics 11 – Princess Play [Erotic Content]

The princess tried to move away from John, but all she managed to do was to sink deeper into Nathalia’s embrace. “Do not dare touch me!” she shouted.

“Or what?” the tyrant asked mockingly, grabbing her by the chin. “You will send your father’s armies at me? The men among them have sworn their loyalty to me in exchange for demon pussy and spoils. The women are learning the same truth you are.” He caressed the side of her face. She snapped at him, perfect teeth bare...

The Gamer Chapter 1846 – Nympholympics 10 – Princess Play Set-up

John Newman was known under many titles. Mind Breaker, the goblins and catgirls had dubbed him, after he had conquered their lands with his hypnotic powers. Archer of Spines, he had been dubbed by the golem people, who had been driven before his mighty host. Dragonrider, many called him, for no other had a black dragon to call his steed. Fire Tamer, Ocean Parter, Storm Stirrer, Shadow Dweller, Earth Shaker, all of those and many more were his titles. Day to day, the sovereign of the Da...

The Gamer Chapter 1845 – Nympholympics 9 – Opening Ceremony

The stadium of the Nympholympics was a clearly modern creation.

Steel, concrete and glass made for the three primary components of it all. Three materials that were, on their own, completely fine. More than fine, even, the modern creation of these materials were practically miraculous. John hadn’t truly appreciated concrete until he had poured some himself. It was surprisingly easy to work with and the end result was practically stone. Steel was every bit as fantastic and moder...

The Gamer Chapter 1844 – Nympholympics 8 – Morning Banter and Fluff  

John awoke on the couch.

Ehtra was draped over him, her tall and sticky form comfortable on his chest like a particularly heavy dog. This did make it a little hard to breathe, but he did not look the gift horse in the mouth. The First of Hatred was passed out on top of him, her mind entering a sleep-like state of shutdown. Unlike humans, Artificial Spirits did not need sleep nor did they dream. Metracanas were no exception to this. However, they could still choose to ‘shut down...

The Gamer Chapter 1843 – Nympholympics 7 – Acceptable Decadence  

“A little more… a little more…”

John found himself squeezing the hand of another man. The grip looked like a prolonged handshake. On the other hand, Roland was doing the same. The fellow between them waved his head left to right while he kept comparing.

They were lowering the amount of magic in their system, letting their strength wane from their individual peaks to something closer to mortal. The goal was to get as close to each other as possible.

“That’s...

Drip-Fed – Path of Responsibility 14 –Stitching, Oiling, Killing  

Aclysia looked at the tear in her robes with disdain.

It was about a handspan wide. No enemy attack had created it, at least not directly. During one fight, Aclysia had flown past an enemy she had thought dead. The grip of its mandibles had caught the fluttering skirt, she had been stopped mid-flight, and somehow that strain had caused the robe to rip where it was stretched taut over her wide hips.

A dark impulse urged Aclysia to give the fabric another pull, to test if she...

The Gamer Chapter 1842 – Nympholympics 6 – Drinks and Nobles  

There was a singular factor that gave John pause in indulging: responsibility.

The broad term encapsulated many things. There were his political obligations, his value as a role model, the power invested in him by magic and a myriad of other, smaller expectations put upon him from various sides. Currently, it was a good idea to remain sober because there was a Hypercrush loose.

“Come oooooon, tiger.” Rave shook the bottle of tequila in front of him. The beverage had bee...

The Gamer Chapter 1841 – Nympholympics 5 – Walking Nympho Road  

“How ya think they do that?” Hailey looked up at the cloudless sky, blinking a couple times. Even a valley in the middle of Utah was at a notably higher elevation than the city they had started the day in. Everything felt brighter because of it.

A bright day fit the country gal well. The lines and triangles that a micro bikini had cut through the caramel tan that covered 95% of her were extra pronounced in the shameless sunlight. Her huge breasts jiggled with every step, nipp...

The Gamer Chapter 1840 – Nympholympics 4 – Horny Customs and Horny Village

The mansion was everything John could ask for.

The central building had three floors. Two wings extended out to the sides. The west wing had only one floor and was more of a workshop, all things considered, wrapping around an isolated segment of the garden that enveloped the whole property. The east wing had two floors, with a tower at the end that oversaw most of Horny Village.

Architecturally, it was difficult to place. There were traces of the Tudor style of...

The Gamer Chapter 1839 – Nympholympics 3 – Horny Roads  

John tried not to pay too much mind to the fact that Hypercrush was out and about.

It was difficult. The drug mage, or whatever the proper designation for his powers would be, had been sobered up with great difficulty and then shoved into one of the prototype prisons generated by Lee and the Rose of Artifice. A technology that required a name, but had not been given one yet. Lee had initially suggested ‘Prison Pocket’. She had not insisted on that name after learning about th...

The Gamer Chapter 1838 – Nympholympics 2 – On the Road to Horny Village  

‘I’m starting to wonder if there’s something in the food.’

John was balls deep inside Gnome’s backdoor one moment, halfway out the next, and back inside her within the same second. The motion repeated. Each time, the ass of the brunette rippled. She was a ‘plain’ one among his haremettes, which only meant she had comparatively simple curves and an aesthetic, if unremarkable, facial structure. As the earth spirit took the form of a Korean woman in her most nubile yea...

Drip-Fed – Path of Responsibility 13 – Of Walking and Greed  

“Ah, the sun,” Reysha sighed. “Good to feel that on my skin again.”

“Can you even feel it?” Korith asked.

In the time they had spent in the dungeon, autumn had fully made way for winter. They had all changed into winter clothes because of it. Furs were placed over freshly washed combat equipment, keeping them warm but also making it harder to move. Alas, a quick death due to a delayed step would have been preferable to shivering to death. Far down south as they ...

The Gamer Chapter 1837 – Nympholympics 1 – Preparation for the Festival of Debauchery  

Leaving the Forbidden City was a simple affair. The yacht drifted out of the bay, then down the mouth of the river and into the open ocean. The Asian landmass turned smaller as they made their way to Taiwan. They stood at the railing, thinking back to the imperial tomboy who had only been able to see them off in an impersonal ceremony.

They would see her again soon. Not soon enough, but soon.

The return was as uneventful as the one day off he had was. The harem was back tog...

The Gamer Chapter 1836 – Forbidden Tomboy Finale – A Date in the Catacombs

The remaining days of the visit had ticked away as eventless as a diplomatic visit could be. John met people that individually were of little worth but together upped Fusion’s standing in the world by 1 or 2% from where it had been before John went there. That was not a huge increase, but every little bit counted in these matters. Plus, if the elite of the Mandate loved him, it would make the upcoming transfer of the Eastern Tributaries that much smoother.

On the f...

A bit of news (09.03.2025) - Future Price Restructuring

Y'ello,

So I will just start with the bad news: I will be raising prices, after the current Gamer arc concludes.

The last time I did this was well over 6 years ago and things have gotten more expensive since. I struggled against this for as long as possible, but the truth of the matter is that I like to eat.

Now, there will also be a reward restructuring going alongside it. My buffer has been consistent these last few years around 20 chapters counted out from the 10$ Tier. ...

The Gamer Chapter 1835 – Forbidden Tomboy 15 – Spawns of the Rift  

“Mhm…” Lu Zhi hummed.

The imperial tomboy sat cross-legged in the bed, mere centimetres away from where Lee and Ehtra were worshipping the Gamer’s pole with their tongues. Her deliberative noises had nothing to do with the scene, nor with the hand of John that cupped her petite breast. She reacted little to the touch.

“You do not sound entirely satisfied,” John remarked.

“You discovered a smart woman in my court, unaffiliated in her factions,” the Heav...

The Gamer Chapter 1834 – Forbidden Tomboy 14 – Trial and Talk  

The Heavenly Jade Empress yawned.

It was a long, hearty sound, empowered by the voice amplifying enchantments woven into the Dragon Throne. Seated on the centre of her power, Lu Zhi struck a tomboyish figure. One leg was pulled in, serving as the rest for her right arm, which in turn was where her chin was placed. The posture had made her opinion on this matter clear from the start. Still, she had listened to the testimony – a testimony that was now halted.

“Do you care...

The Gamer Chapter 1833 – Forbidden Tomboy 13 – Breaking Intricacies  

Xi Pang’s ‘casual’ gathering had been organized in the Ministry of Fruits Foreign and Domestic. It was a typical structure near the walkway that separated east and west of the Forbidden City. The specific hall they were in was neither too large to feel opulent nor so small that it was intimate. It was filled to just the right level that it felt like the kind of exclusive social club that one wanted to have access to. The prime minister was trying to make it clear that he had infl...

Drip-Fed – Path of Responsibility 12 – Desired Roughness [Erotic Content]  

They did not make it to the bedroom.

Reysha had already been making out with Aclysia by the time Apexus opened the door to the Mobile Estate. When the door was open, the aggressive groping by the tiger girl had put the usually so orderly priestess’ clothes into heavy disarray. Then, Reysha had dragged the dominated angel along, leading the way into the home.

There had been a blatant challenge in Reysha’s eyes as she passed him.

Apexus knew he was expected to meet ...

The Gamer Chapter 1832 – Forbidden Tomboy 12 – Pillow Talks  

John felt his lungs expand and contract with every guided breath he took. Oxygen pumped through his body, providing muscles with what they needed despite the supernatural status of his corporeal form. Every breath and every heartbeat was in service of keeping his hips moving.

Rave threw her head back as another orgasm ran through her. Minutes of hard and rough pounding had covered the feline Lightbearer in a sheen of sweat. Her future husband’s cock was sliding in and out of he...

Gnome Butt

The butt of the Gnome

The Gamer Chapter 1831 – Forbidden Tomboy 11 – The Little Sister [Vinh POV]  

Vinh Phuong was of the Dai Viet.

The bloodline of the Vermillion Bird may have traced its foundation back to the lands north of the Yellow River, but she was no woman of the Mandate of Heaven – neither had her parents been people of it. For many generations, the family blessed by ash had staked their loyalty only to their newfound home and Vinh did not intend to change that.

In fact, it was high time that the Mandate of Heaven learned from their ‘lesser cousin’ that l...

The Gamer Chapter 1830 – Forbidden Tomboy 10 – Servant to a Difficult Woman [Daiyu POV]

The Heavenly Jade Empress was the sovereign over the Middle Empire. She was the centrepiece of the heart of Asia. She was the commander over the inexhaustible armies, supreme general of a thousand banners raised loyally in her name. She was the chosen of tradition. She was the face of the mightiest realm in the hemisphere. She was the voice that negotiated the prosperity of her people. She was the greatest diplomat, the sovereign, her every word moved the feathers of a tho...