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How to Beat the MARIONETTE in FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S 2
If a serial-killer-owned pizzeria’s show animatronics were hijacked by a kid’s spirit still salty about being shanked to death in front of a crowd of negligent parents, and the bots started smashing people’s heads open to see what’s inside, what would you do?
In this video, I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and ultimately How to Beat the MARIONETTE in FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S 2.
How to Beat the HELL HOT AIR BALLOON in TURBULENCE
If the crazy woman you’re having an affair with hitches onto you and your wife’s balloon ride to unsuccessfully extort you into silence, and that spirals into sabotage and murder during a nightmare trip through the upper atmosphere, rocky dolomites, and lightning storms… What would you do? In this video, I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and ultimately How to Beat the HELL BALLOON in TURBULENCE.
2026-01-05 17:29:11 +0000 UTC View PostHow to Beat the MUTAGENIC DEER in BAMBI: THE RECKONING
If Bambi, the cute little deer, grew up drinking pond water used as a pharmaceutical dump site and transformed into a roid-raging reindeer hellbent on turning you into a hood ornament… What do you do? In this video, I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and ultimately How to Beat the MUTAGENIC DEER in BAMBI: THE RECKONING.
2025-12-20 16:35:54 +0000 UTC View PostHow to Beat the MEGA-JOTUN in TROLL 2
If a three-hundred-foot-tall folk monster was rampaging across the country on a mission of vengeance, again, what would you do?
In this How To Beat video, I am going to break down the mistakes made, what you should have done, and how to beat the MegaTroll in Troll 2.
How to Beat JIGSAWS CHEST in VICIOUS
If a senile granny showed up at your door at night and gave you a cursed box that demanded you place inside it something you hate, something you need, and something you love before your sands of time run out, what would you do?
Let's break down the mistakes made, what Polly should have done, and ultimately see if we can beat the cursed box in Vicious.
How to Beat the RAIN ZOMBIES in THE ELIXIR
If an essential oils company developed an age reversing elixir that turned everyone into zombies, in a country full of people already deeply brain-damaged by a lead contaminated water supply, what would you do?
In this How to Beat video, I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what they should have done, and ultimately figure out How to Beat the RAIN ZOMBIES in THE ELIXIR.
2025-11-21 16:24:41 +0000 UTC View PostHow to Beat the Undead Grabber in Black Phone 2
In this How to Beat video, I’m going to break down the mistakes made by Finn, Gwen, and of course, The Grabber, what they should have done, and ultimately figure out How to Beat the Undead Grabber in The Black Phone 2.
2025-11-17 17:56:21 +0000 UTC View PostHow to Beat the AMERI-STASI in THE LONG WALK
If you signed up for America’s Baton Death march. A last man standing-walking contest in hopes of winning ‘unimaginable’ paper cash a politician printed into existence AND and One Wish (shoutout Ray J) granted from the almighty deep state, how far could you walk?
Let’s break down How to Beat the AMERI-STASI in THE LONG WALK.
How to Beat the BABY MIRROR in The CONJURING: LAST RITES
If your gramps gifted you an antique mirror for your confirmation ceremony that made you projectile vomit blood and glass, what would you do?
In this How to Beat video, I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and how to beat the BABY MIRROR in The CONJURING: LAST RITES.
How to Beat the ANCIENT ALIENS in BLACKOUT: INVASION EARTH
If the entire world got fried by a brain-targeting EMP except for a little circle of life around Moscow, then mute-face Neo popped into existence - telepathically begging you to kill his evil brother who’s militarizing millions of voteless to swarm your position, oh, and also to destroy his alien race’s giant colonization ship due to land on Earth tomorrow, what would you do?”
Let’s break down How to Beat the ANCIENT ALIENS in BLACKOUT: INVASION EARTH.
2025-10-22 15:55:28 +0000 UTC View PostHow to Beat the DEFORMED SPIDERGIRL in COBWEB
If your parents locked your disgusting, deformed spiderlegged big sister in the walls of your house, unsuccessfully tried to gaslight you into believing ‘it's just rats’, and refused to elaborate further..
What would you do? Let’s break down How to Beat the DEFORMED SPIDERGIRL in COBWEB.
How to Beat the EPSILON NANODEFENSE in BRICK
If you awakened to your entire home being bricked up by an impenetrable black wall, what would you do?
I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and how to beat the EPSILON NANODEFENSE in BRICK.
How to Beat the NUCLEAR HUMAN WASTE in PACIFIC FEAR
If your friend took you on a sick surfing trip to a remote Polynesian island, which turned out to be inhabited by an uncontacted tribe of blue-balled freaks. What would you do?
I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and how to beat the NUCLEAR HUMAN WASTE in Pacific Fear.
How to Beat the VOODOO WITCH in WEAPONS
If one night your child ran out of the house at 2:17 a.m. along with all of his classmates, disappearing into the darkness never to be seen again, what would you do?
In this How to Beat video we will break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and how to beat the voodoo witch and her weapons.
2025-09-03 16:11:01 +0000 UTC View PostHow to Beat the ANIMAL FUNGUS in 40 ACRES
If a fungal plague killed all the animals, and you weren’t vegan, what would you do to survive? Would you tirelessly struggle to keep your corn crops alive, or would you eat the freshly charred succulent tender meat off the quite plentiful numbers of 2 legged animals?
I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and how to beat the animal fungus in, 40 Acres.
2025-08-22 18:28:41 +0000 UTC View PostHow to Beat A.M.E.L.I.A. in M3GAN 2.0
If M3GAN’s leaked code was weaponized into AMELIA, an Autonomous Military Engagement and Infiltration Android, kickstarting an international AI arms race to flood the world with assassin kill-bots… what would you do?
2025-08-11 16:22:06 +0000 UTC View PostHow to Beat the ALPHA ZED in 28 YEARS LATER
If you found a pregnant zombie giving birth to an Alpha zombie’s baby, would you help her deliver the baby and take it back to your island community?
In this How to Beat video, I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what they should’ve done, and How to Beat the Alpha zombies in 28 Years Later.
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How to Beat the TARI DEMON in BRING HER BACK
If you found your dad dead on the shower floor, covered in blood, vomit, and boils, and then got shipped off to a foster home under the care of a complete lunatic who wants to use your body for a demonic ritual to resurrect her dead daughter… What would you do?
2025-07-23 15:03:16 +0000 UTC View PostHow to Beat the INK DEMONS in THE PAINTED
If the spooky paintings in your dead cousin's estate came to life and began hunting you, what would you do?
I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and How to Beat the INK DEMONS in THE PAINTED.
How to Beat the DEATH CLOCK in UNTIL DAWN
If you followed the cold dead trail of your missing sister into an abandoned mining town’s welcome center, only to realize you’d stepped into a time-looping pocket dimension inhabited by horrors you couldn’t possibly dream up in your worst nightmares.
What would you do? I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and how to beat the DEATH CLOCK in UNTIL DAWN.
How to Beat the BLOOD CURSE in FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES
If some little jerk’s penny throw caused you to have a full-blown Sherlock Holmes on DMT level premonition of a horrific mass-death tragedy about to occur. Of course you would try to save everyone. But if every single person you saved began mysteriously dying in freak accidents, what would you do?
I’m going to break down their entire bloodline’s mistakes, what they should do, and how to beat the BLOOD CURSE in FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES.
How to Beat the MIND WITCH / NIGHTMARE CREATURE in CURSED TAPES
If you inherited your late father’s house, popped in one of the VHS tapes he left behind, and discovered he'd been keeping a woman imprisoned and tortured in a hidden basement dungeon for over 20 years—and then realized no one’s opened that basement door yet… What would you do?
In this How to Beat video, i’ll break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and How to Beat the MIND WITCH / NIGHTMARE CREATURE in CURSED TAPES.
2025-05-29 14:43:16 +0000 UTC View PostHow to Beat the WAR DOGS in PROJECT SILENCE
If you were trapped on a crumbling suspension bridge with a pack of highly trained black ops slaughter hounds ripping apart everyone in sight, what would you do?
I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and How to Beat the WAR DOGS in PROJECT SILENCE.
Written by: Martin Now
How to Beat the SHADOW WITCH in THE WOMAN IN THE YARD
If a strange woman veiled under a black burka showed up on your front lawn, told you your kids were ripe enough to eat, and refused to leave, how long would it take you to grab your daddy's rifle and fertilize your farm with her remains?
I’m going to break down the family’s mistakes, what they should do, and how to beat the INVERSE SHADOW WITCH in THE WOMAN IN THE YARD.
How to Beat the CARCASS CHIMERA in ZYGOTE
If a grotesque amalgamation of all your former coworkers was actively hunting you down inside a remote arctic mining facility, what would you do?
I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and How to Beat THE CARCASS CHIMERA in ZYGOTE.
Written by: Martin Now