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'Helping' your tired boyfriend sleep (m4a)

Hiii, angels. This was a very fun new angle to explore! There's a little bit of reverse comfort, a little bit of wholesome non-mutual mutuality (check the CW), a little bit of pillow prince-ing, and a whole lot of heavy breathing. Enjoy and sleep well 💕

POV: It's the middle of the night when you groggily awaken and notice your insomniac boyfriend is missing -- hiding in the bathroom as he guts out a long, sleepless night. When he comes back to bed, you talk strategy....

Big husband gives you 'squish therapy' (m4a)

Good day, angels! Sooo I ad-libbed the term 'squish therapy' in a recent ep and everyone got a little feral, so I figured it deserved its own episode. And PS, Jade tier and up: Keep your eyes peeled for a very silly little blooper. Enjoy 😘

POV: It's time for your big, strong husband to lie on top of you and squish you into the couch. He explains this very matter-of-factly. You protest. You're stressed, you tell him, and yes... it's been a long, hard, anxious week. Bu...

Flirty goth punk takes you ghost hunting (m4a)

It's book-punk time, y'all! Get ready for some hot whispers, spooky secrets, and ostentatious sesquipedalian braggadocio 💋

POV: You're writing in the library, alone, when a hot goth-punk boy approaches you and begins to chastise you for your noisy cough. He has the smart mouth and cruel sensibilities of a bully, but he ends up sitting and chatting with you in a (more-or-less) friendly fashion. Eventually, he persuades you to come ghost-hunting in the 'dark stacks' --...

Boyfriend talks you to sleep in the car (m4a)

Wake up, sleepyheads! It's time for another SFW ep. Okay, as you were 🌖✨💤

UPDATE: My bad, angels -- next time I will pick a more boring subject 🙏

POV: After a hectic day, your sweet, nerdy boyfriend is driving you home. You find yourself nodding off in the passenger seat and trying to stay awake to keep him company... But your boyfriend assures you that all is well. You can just half-listen and let yourself drift off to the rumbling car...

Shy skater punk gives you a "lesson"... (m4f)

Greetings from Southeast Asia, angels! Travel has been chaotic as all hell, hence the slight slowdown lately, but I'll be in a more stable spot soon. In the meantime, please enjoy this wholesome little ditty. BTW, I blew out my microphone towards the end again. Sorryyy. I'm getting better about that but sometimes it can't be helped 😅

POV: You're chilling at home when your doorbell unexpectedly rings. A cute and slightly mangled skater punk with an injured leg is on ...

Dominant boyfriend crushes your insecurities (m4a)

Hello my angels! There's been some clamoring for a good old fashioned dom comfort episode, and you know I'm here to spoil you. Enjoy ❤️‍🔥

POV: You're not doing well. For a few days now, you've been an emotional mess, and thinking some really awful things about yourself. Eventually, you can't hide it from your sweet, dominant boyfriend. He starts probing and you open up about your insecurities and negative thoughts. He listens patiently, then slowly and methodic...

Sweet boyfriend sends you a spicy message (m4a)

Good evening/morning/etc. my pretties! This is a fun new experiment with the recorded medium -- hope you have as much fun listening as I did making it 😘 

POV: You wake up in the morning to a voice message from your sweet, adoring (some would say 'obsessed') boyfriend. He's been away on a business trip and he's missing you like crazy, so he decided to send you a rambly little update about his life...

CW: The sexual dynamics depicted in this episode are mild...

Rejecting a jerk... then taking him home?? (m4f)

Happy weekend, angels. Please enjoy this tale of delightful rejection, failed negging, and "just desserts." [Insert Cryptkeeper laugh.] If I owe you a DM, please be patient -- I'm slowly working through my backlog and will get back to you soon 😘

POV: You're at your favorite bar, minding your business, when an (admittedly cute) creepy finance bro starts aggressively hitting on you. He makes some annoying "jokes" and attempts to flex on his self-proclaimed stock market...

'Fixing' your tearful subby boyfriend (m4a)

You've waited long enough, my sweet sub adorers. Please enjoy this reverse comfort episode ❤️‍🔥

POV: You're settling in for the night, recovering from a very rough day, when your phone rings. It's your sweet, submissive boyfriend calling, and he wants to know how you're doing. You chat for a while, and it turns out his day wasn't great either. In fact, he was hoping to see you tonight... but like the good, sweet guy he is, your boyfriend refuses to impose. Sti...

Arrogant professor cuts you a 'deal'... (m4a)

Good day, angels! I hope you're in the mood for a corrupting influence, because we seem to have a ruthless authority figure on our hands. Please enjoy. And PS: Jade+ supporters, watch out for a silly little blooper from this week's roomie episode 😘

POV: The end of the semester has come, and you can't avoid it any longer. It's time to meet with the professor whose class you've been ditching all year. Even so, it's a little shocking to hear him spell it out for you: Yo...

Desperate roomie makes a wild offer... (m4a)

Happy end-of-week, angels! Thank you for the ridiculously enthusiastic response to my fourth wall break episode -- too many delightful comments for me to reply to, but I read and truly appreciated every single one. Now, please enjoy today's roomie-breaking episode. His mind can't withstand your hotness. ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 PS: These little intros make me feel like the Cryptkeeper. Anyone else getting that?

POV: Something's up with your cute roommate. He seems ne...

Surprise (m4a)

...Is this thing on?

XX
DDA

PS: Jade + up supporters, March Ask Me Stuff is about to begin!

UPDATE: Thank you all so much for the congrats & other kind words 💕💋

Ex-boyfriend REALLY wants a baby... (m4f)

Happy Sunday, cuties! I figured a "baby fever" episode was appropriate for the encroaching springtime. And coming up next, we've got some delicious m4a action, including an evil professor, a desperate roomie, and an injured punk boy... all waiting patiently for you 💋

POV: When your phone rings this late, you worry something's wrong. It turns out it's your ex-boyfriend -- and he sounds shaken up. He confesses that he's been thinking obsessively about having a baby wit...

Vampire punk warns you: "Don't TEMPT me..."

Sorry for the slow week, my little angels! Travel has been crazy-busy, but I've got lots of fun things in the pipeline for you -- including the aforementioned one-year anniversary surprise (I haven't forgotten). In the meantime, hold onto yer blood... ❤️🦇

POV: You've been watching him. That spooky boy who's always biking around town late at night? There's something off about him. Something dark. And now, he's arriving at the light-night rendezvous you ar...

Flirty mean boy almost makes you cry (m4a)

POV: You think you're alone at your bestie's house... until her hot, mean older brother sneaks up and startles you. He begins playfully teasing and mocking you about everything from your lack of confidence as a writer to your refrigerator habits. You stumble over your words, utterly flustered by his relentless banter. But when he goes a step too far (mocking your fashion choices), you end up close to tears. He feels awful and tries to turn things around the only way he knows how: making a sho...

Tall, handsome doctor can't resist you... (m4a)

Beware the Ides of March, my pretties! (Lest you fall down the stairs and need some spicy healthcare.) Enjoy 🩺❤️‍🔥

POV: You just returned home from the pharmacy when the doorbell rings. The man on your doorstep -- who you can't help but notice is tall, hot, and DILFy -- introduces himself as a doctor. He saw you limping and couldn't help but check in on you. Before you know it, the sexy stranger is in your living room, examining your hurt leg and comforting you as you proces...

Evil punk praises you until you faint (m4f)

POV: You and your bestie are home after college, visiting her family, when you realize you need some wheels. You approach your friend's cute punk brother, hoping to borrow his car, and find him immersed in a conversation with his friend. He asks you to wait -- but then begins *loudly* telling his friend how beautiful you are. Seeing your embarrassment only spurs him on, and he begins lavishing you with dizzying compliments. In fact, he won't stop praising you until you literally faint...

Gentle boyfriend refuses to rush (m4a)

POV: After a classic first date, your new guy-friend drives you home... and you surprise him by inviting him inside. The slow burn of romantic tension is already palpable, but when you reveal your secret -- that it's your first time -- it only grows. You two end up talking at length about consent, patience, and pleasure. And as you move forward, step by gentle step, it's clear that making you feel safe and supported is his top priority.

CW: This episode portrays sex and romance between ...