Alright you sweet creatures, let's have some fun. A new drop has arrived, yes! But I also have all kinds of perks rolling out over the next few days. Jade+, look out for the Ask Me Stuff sesh. Amethyst? A new BTS ep is dropping. Agate, I have your Spotify drop coming AND something else, very special and belated 🫶 And of course, for my darling Opals, a new Clubhouse ep. It's getting verrry busy, hope you don't mind.
And again, thank you all so much f...
2026-01-21 04:57:48 +0000 UTC
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Oh hey what's up I'm back! Hello my beloved listeners, hello.
First: I missed you, and I mean that with all my heart. I've never gone dark for so long before, and I hope to never do so again. It's just struggles, you know? Blah blah illness and sorrows blah alienation derealization yada yada brink of madness etc. Struggles! We've all got 'em. I'm not always strong enough to post through it, but I will always come back. Here I am ❤️
Se...
2026-01-09 11:35:56 +0000 UTC
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Alright cuties, thank you for your patience! How's everyone doing? It has been, I won't lie, a struggly month for me. But hey, it's cheering me up to drop this fun ep on you. And I've got some extra perks locked & loaded (blooper coming soon for Jade and up). Hope you're all staying safe and warm out there 😘
POV: You snuck into his classroom, yeah. But you didn't* think your professor would find you there and do all kinds of unspeakable things to your body and mi...
2025-11-26 02:44:15 +0000 UTC
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Long time no smut, angels! How's everyone's autumn feeling? Here in NYC, we're in our first real cold snap of the season and I'm handling it with my customary grace (crying, screaming, grousing, etc.). Anyway, please say hi & let me know if you like this one as much as I liked making it 😘
POV: Your hot, mean classmate was already tired of your nonsense. When he catches you ogling him, it's all over.
CW: This episode depicts teasing, mockery, a...
2025-11-14 01:33:32 +0000 UTC
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It is STILL Halloween, OK? Good job everyone. Kisses.
(This one was crazy and so hard/fun to make. Read the CW for jump-scare timestamps.)
POV: You awaken during a thunderstorm to find a man pressed up against your bedroom window. The man has strange eyes and a horrible needy look on his face. He asks you to let him in.
CW: This episode depicts sex between an evil supernatural entity (the speaker character) and a human (the listener cha...
2025-11-04 03:25:13 +0000 UTC
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Alright you sweet things, this one's been burning a hole in my pocket. Hope you like it! And M4A lovers, don't fret -- you're up next 😘
POV: You know you shouldn't answer the phone when your jealous ex calls. But hey, that's only the first of several bad decisions you're about to make.
CW: This episode depicts jealousy and conflict. The speaker character calls the listener character, then becomes angry and confrontational when he realizes she's on a date. ...
2025-10-25 02:31:18 +0000 UTC
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"But Deepdark-" Yeah listen, I know it's late. But I have been working on this ep all day and I'm simply not going to sleep until I drop it for you all. Enjoy, kittens 😘
POV: You're trying to do some reading, but your sweet, submissive boyfriend keeps finding reasons to interrupt you...
CW: This episode depicts dominant-submissive romantic and sexual dynamics. The speaker character begs and whimpers to be held and cuddled by the listener character. Whe...
2025-10-17 02:55:40 +0000 UTC
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It's late and I should be in bed but happy Sunday everyone 😘
PS: First-ever smash-cut to a sex scene in medias res. Does it work or is it too jarring?
POV: You're trying to get some work done when your boyfriend asks for just a few minutes of your time. You should know better, really.
CW: This episode depicts extensive romantic and sexual praise. The speaker character praises the listener character's mind and body. He does so bot...
2025-10-13 03:00:43 +0000 UTC
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Hellooo my lil pretties. How's everyone doing? Did you know I miss you when I don't publish enough?? I hope you're all having a beautiful October, and that you enjoy this little number 😘
PS: The spanks in this one are loud, so please be forewarned and read the CW for timestamps.
POV: When the nerdy guy in your modern lit class drops by, you try to playfully bully him. It doesn't go well for you.
CW: This episode depicts teasing/bullying a...
2025-10-08 00:26:00 +0000 UTC
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Alright you sweet creatures, can we get wheedly again? (For newer listeners, this was when I discovered your ferocious demand for wheedling.) This one was a lot of fun to make (as I think you'll hear), and it surprised me a few times -- always a good sign. Enjoy, yeah? 😘
PS: Amethyst+ peeps, keep an eye out for a new BTS Breakdown ab...
2025-09-27 22:18:29 +0000 UTC
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I'm braindead from insomnia, you sweet things, but neither rain nor snow etc.! This ep has some very fun power jockeying and it was a blast to make. And how about that art? Hope you like it 😘
PS: Wait also apologies to any 21 Pilots fans -- I don't even know what they sound like & they're probably great lol no actual shade intended 🫶
POV: You're at a house party, minding your business, when trouble approaches...
CW: This episode depicts teas...
2025-09-19 21:18:57 +0000 UTC
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Good evening, you sweet things. You know what's delightful? Dropping a mean DDA ep and seeing you all lose it. Nevertheless, we love a little whiplash around here! Thus I present to you a wholesome gentle-dom DDA ep. Enjoy 😘
POV: Your adoring husband brings you home after a lovely soiree. Obviously, he can't wait to get you into bed.
CW: This episode depicts consensual dominant-submissive romantic and sexual dynamics between adults. The speaker charact...
2025-09-13 23:01:27 +0000 UTC
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Happy Sunday, you sweet things! I hope everyone's had a beautiful week. This episode was a ton of fun to make. (Like, I went kind of crazy. Heh.) I know the subject matter is super sensitive for a lot of people, so please read the CW and note that it's very much a "bad guy wins" / "no moral lessons" kind of story, OK? And as always, if this isn't your vibe, don't worry -- there's a new, more wholesome ep racing down the pike in (hopefully) just a few days 😘
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2025-09-07 19:48:35 +0000 UTC
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Oh my darlings, has it been a minute since we did some vampirism? Let me deprive you no longer. I decided to go with an old-school minimal sexual sfx approach for this one -- just seemed to be the right call, what with all the whispering and night sounds. Thank you for your patience during this ongoing summer of slowposting and enjoy, if you please 😘
PS: Jade+ peeps, 2025-08-28 20:58:45 +0000 UTC
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OK my sweet little things, how's everyone doing? And are we ready for some ✨confused switchy✨ DDA? I hope so, because that's today's special. Also, Jade+ fans, hang tight for that poll I mentioned recently. I want to take your temperature 😘
XX & Enjoy!
POV: You find your sweet, masculine boyfriend completely wiped out in bed. You've never seen him so tired. So yielding. So submissive...
CW: This episode depicts dominant-submissive...
2025-08-18 22:13:06 +0000 UTC
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You didn't think I'd leave you hanging on this story for too long, did you? After the warm reception to first part of this story (listen to Part 1 here), I decided to just keep things ripping right along and maybe -- maybe -- we'll see our star-crossed housemates do a little more than kissing and cuddling today. Enjoy the sequel, you swee...
2025-08-10 00:25:27 +0000 UTC
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What's shakin', angels? It's been a minute since I did a really tropey ep, so I figured hey -- let's get back to basics. This one's rough and dark and fun (imo) and evil and a little bit shouty, so please read the CW. I hope you have as much fun listening as I did recording 😘
PS: Jade+ folks, this month's Ask Me Stuff session will kick off in the next few days. Keep your eyes peeled!
POV: You're wrapping up your workday when your stern, domina...
2025-07-27 23:44:41 +0000 UTC
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Two eps in one night?? Two eps in one night 😘
Given how much you all loved my recent speedrun ep, I decided to take another swing at a quick-and-dirty kind of joint. So tell me what you think, yeah? By the way, this one will never be released on YouTube. It's an exclusive for my Patreon peeps -- just a little token of my full-body...
2025-07-20 02:03:18 +0000 UTC
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Alright alright, cuties. I've gotten a bunch of requests over the years for a multi-part series with a longer buildup to the sex scene. Tonight is the night we make this experiment happen! So, welcome to my first ever PG-13 episode. There will be a sequel. (But will they? Or won't they? You'll have to tune in...) So that's that, and I hope you like it 😘
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2025-07-19 22:50:07 +0000 UTC
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Okay cuties, I have emerged from my summer funk and I am laden with gifts for you! Thank you, as always, for your patience. This one's a little soft and emo, but don't worry if that's not your vibe -- I've got some very different things coming down the pike for you in the near future. 😈
XX
DDA
POV: You're sitting on the patio in the darkness after a bad argument with your boyfriend. But when he appears behind you, his tone is far mo...
2025-07-10 23:48:31 +0000 UTC
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It's today! Here's a thing for you to listen to. And here's my Throne wishlist if you're into that sort of thing... but please do listen to the audio first. Hey did you know I adore you? And that you make my life wondrous? OK good cool thank you 💋
XOXO
Deepdark
PS: I'm running around IRL doing birthday things so I won't be able to respond til later on, but thank you for all the birthday wishes! 💖
2025-06-23 18:10:01 +0000 UTC
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Hell yeah, a busy week! For those of you who found the yandere episode a littttle too scary, good news: This is the most wholesome thing I've recorded in a hot minute. I hope you like it. Enjoy, folks 😘
PS: Amethyst+ peeps, BTS Breakdown for the Moody Photographer ep is live!
POV: It's a quiet, sleepy night and you're cuddled up with your big, strong h...
2025-06-19 22:56:07 +0000 UTC
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And we have a new speedrun record! Please enjoy this absolutely slapdash story I just created, and please forgive the various little audio imperfections (e.g. breathing on the mic). I hope you like it. Going for speed over everything else was surprisingly fun & creativity-provoking; I think that playful energy comes through.
And thanks again for your patience on the yandere episode, angels -- I hope to have an update for you soon. On with the show 😘
2025-06-16 16:49:40 +0000 UTC
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UPDATE: It's back! Go listen 😘
Good morning, cuties! So, I just published an episode ('Psycho yandere BF claims you with jewelry') that Patreon has temporarily hidden. I believe it's some kind of mistake with their moderation system. Rest assured, this is not a problem with your account. I'm doing everything I can to liberate the post as quickly as possible -- hopefully the Patreon team res...
2025-06-16 14:42:26 +0000 UTC
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Oh my darlings, I am once again returned with gifts! It has been an age since I did a yandere episode, but today we shall right those wrongs. I hope you like it -- it was a blast to create, and reminded me of how much unexplored depth there remains in so many tropes. Other things:
Hey there, you sweet things. The jetlag + stateside travel combo beat me up a bit more than expected, but we are back... and with the aforepromised 'spiritual successor' (to "art punk") in tow! I sure enjoy channeling a caddish mercurial fop -- hope you like it, too. And for Jade+ fans, 2025-05-29 22:33:12 +0000 UTC
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Happy Saturday you sweet things! And good news: I made it back to the western hemisphere in one piece and am slowly muscling my way through the jetlag. I hope this means I'll get fewer complaints about the bizarro timing of my drops (sorry Asian & Aussie fans, you will now have the bizarro drop times). Anyway, I'm psyched to be home and have some very fun stuff lined up for you cough cough spiritual successor to art punk cough. Enjoy 😘 PS: Loud startling vocal...
2025-05-18 00:24:03 +0000 UTC
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Get out the ceremonial golden shovel, you sweet things, because today we are breaking new ground here at Deepdark Audio. People have been requesting this for years, and yes! It's finally time. I know body stuff can be sensitive, so please proceed with caution and read the CW. As always, I hope you have as much fun listening as I did recording 😘
POV: You're chatting with your boyfriend when he notices a flicker of sadness in your eyes. You try to hide it from him, but...
2025-05-09 02:30:35 +0000 UTC
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Oh my goodness! My beloved sub adorers, you've been so very patient and today is your DAY. This one was a real lark to record. It's one of those concepts that's so obvious and perfect I kind of facepalmed when it finally occurred to me. But occurred it did, so crack your bullyin' knuckles and make ready your harryin' words. XX & enjoy 😘
PS: Jade+ folks, this month's Ask Me Stuff session kicks off in ~24 hours!
POV: Your art history profess...
2025-04-28 09:58:29 +0000 UTC
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Aaand we have a new record for the longest CW I've ever written (see below). Hello my sweet listeners! This one was a blast to record -- there's less character development than usual, but way more conceptual machinery (and fun homebrew sfx to go with). Headphones strongly recommended, as always.
I'm in great health, by the way, and have had a super productive week of recording. Lots going on in this debauched little hotel room (which you'll hear for yourselves, ...
2025-04-23 03:28:37 +0000 UTC
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