We watched ADULTS for the first time and let’s just say: we laughed, we gagged, we spiraled, we healed. From wildly unhinged hookups to existential breakdowns and everything in between, Adults is raw (so is the chicken), hilarious, heartfelt, and a little heinous 🍗📱🍷
2025-08-04 02:21:58 +0000 UTC View Post
🚨😱Hello Premium Petty Pumpkins, our full-length reaction to 28 Years Later is now publicly infecting and spreading across the internet 😱🚨
The screams were real, the pacing was brutal, and we’re still recovering emotionally. Whether you watched with us early or you've waited for this day, the YouTube edit is live now—and your support behind the scenes makes every single skull added to the tower, sparkle that much brighter! 💀✨
2025-08-03 17:19:54 +0000 UTC View Post
🩸You’ve tasted the full ritual—uncut, unholy, and blood-soaked—but now Sinners stalks the public night in a whole new form. Our YouTube cut is sharp, shadowy, and dressed to kill. If you loved the full-length experience, come relive the chaos, the chemistry, and the carnage... now bathed in moonlight and sharpened for the masses 🕯️
2025-08-01 22:27:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy End of Summerween everyone!! It's our last moments to soak up the summer before we head into spooky season and we're so excited to announce that this month will be full of sequels galore 🤗💖 We have so many franchises to finish and with Halloween coming up, it's time to catapult ourselves back into these beloved movies and shows that we owe our time and attention to!
We're taking on a slightly smaller load this month as we prep for the next few months, but we also have a few ...
2025-08-01 15:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
🚀 We boarded the doomed ship Prometheus for the very first time… and let’s just say, we were NOT ready. From ancient aliens and bio-goo disasters to one of the most traumatizing medical scenes we’ve ever witnessed, this sci-fi horror spiral had us gagged, shaken, and clinging to life (and each other). 👽💉
Whether you're a lifelong fan or stepping aboard for the first time, this one’s for the curious, the brave, and the ...
2025-08-01 04:58:39 +0000 UTC View Post
The virus is evolving, mutations are revolving, and it wouldn't be a Petty Pumpkins reaction if we weren't involving ourselves in all the trauma-drenched drama in this first-time watch of 28 YEARS LATER! This decades-later sequel pulls no punches—emotionally or otherwise—and had us screaming, shrieking, and spiraling through every second of rage-fueled chaos. It's bleak, it's brutal...it's Danny Boyle!🔥 💉🩸🧬🚫
2025-07-31 10:58:37 +0000 UTC View Post
The table’s set again… but this time, the knives are even sharper! We savored our first-time watch of HANNIBAL Season 2 like the delicacy it is—each episode served up like one of Dr. Lecter’s decadent dishes--and shamelessly thirsted over Will Graham in all his tortured, sweater-clad glory. Will’s mind is a battlefield, Hannibal’s kitchen is a crime scene, and we’re here licking our forks clean 😋🫀🍴🐷🍷
2025-07-30 03:10:12 +0000 UTC View Post
The table’s set again… but this time, the knives are even sharper! We savored our first-time watch of HANNIBAL Season 2 like the delicacy it is—each episode served up like one of Dr. Lecter’s decadent dishes--and shamelessly thirsted over Will Graham in all his tortured, sweater-clad glory. Will’s mind is a battlefield, Hannibal’s kitchen is a crime scene, and we’re here licking our forks clean 😋🫀🍴🐷🍷
2025-07-30 00:16:35 +0000 UTC View Post
The table’s set again… but this time, the knives are even sharper! We savored our first-time watch of HANNIBAL Season 2 like the delicacy it is—each episode served up like one of Dr. Lecter’s decadent dishes--and shamelessly thirsted over Will Graham in all his tortured, sweater-clad glory. Will’s mind is a battlefield, Hannibal’s kitchen is a crime scene, and we’re here licking our forks clean 😋🫀🍴🐷🍷
2025-07-29 09:48:56 +0000 UTC View Post
The table’s set again… but this time, the knives are even sharper! We savored our first-time watch of HANNIBAL Season 2 like the delicacy it is—each episode served up like one of Dr. Lecter’s decadent dishes--and shamelessly thirsted over Will Graham in all his tortured, sweater-clad glory. Will’s mind is a battlefield, Hannibal’s kitchen is a crime scene, and we’re here licking our forks clean 😋🫀🍴🐷🍷
2025-07-29 02:44:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Halloween is just around the corner which means we're deep in planning our spooky season content! While we have a good idea of what we want to watch and share with y'all this season, your voice matters most to us as we head into our favorite time of the year. Which is why we've put together this survey, the Ultimate Petty Pumpkins Halloween Content survey!
Please fill out the form below and submit it back to us so we can have a good idea of exactly what y'all are lookin...
2025-07-28 18:39:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Camp Rolling Hills is open for another summer of sunshine, sing-alongs and suspiciously high camper turnover--and we've never been more excited to be so back! It's our first time watching SLEEPAWAY CAMP II: UNHAPPY CAMPERS, where Angela trades in bug spray for a body count with a whistle and a wicked little grin. Grab your flashlight, zip up that sleeping bag, and settle in for a blood-soaked sequel that’s equal parts camp and chaos ! 🪓🩸⛺
2025-07-28 13:36:09 +0000 UTC View PostAugust is here and our patrons have spoken—literally! Last month, you stuffed our suggestion form with all your best recs and we’ve carved your ideas down to a killer shortlist, based on which movies had the most submissions. Now the power is in your hands once again.
Which movie should claim the crown for August’s exclusive Party Pumpkin tier reaction? Which one is ready for its close-up… and which will be left on the cutting room floor? 🤭
The poll ends Saturda...
2025-07-27 02:47:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Pumpkins!
As July winds to a close we wanted to touch base with y'all regarding content for the rest of the month!
You've probably noticed there are several movie reactions we promised for July + a whole season of Hannibal + Adults that have yet to be posted even though the month is almost over. We typically have a pretty regimented filming schedule to make sure we get everything taken care of but this month life has intervened in ways that we didn't expect which ended up delay...
2025-07-27 01:07:06 +0000 UTC View Post
✨Pumpkins! We’ve cracked open the vault and unleashed our cursed As Above, So Below reaction on YouTube! 💀 Think of it like spelunking, but with less oxygen, a lot more panic and so much blood. Come watch (or rewatch!!!) and help us pick a bone with the algorithm! ☠️
2025-07-25 14:01:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water (we never did), JAWS 2 proves that Amity Island isn’t done traumatizing vacationers—or us! The water may be murky but Chief Brody’s short shorts keep us at attention as the teens come to play and the shark comes to slay! 🦈🩸🪝
2025-07-24 23:25:55 +0000 UTC View Post
We're flying high into GAME OF THRONES season 7 and our Petty Thrones seem to be the best seat in the house! 🏰🔥🏹🐉 Alliances are crumbling, grumpy Ser Jaime is still grumbling and the high-stakes drama somehow continues to get messier by the episode. Plenty of folks on this show are constantly dying but us?? Babes we're LIVING!!!! 💀⚔️❄️👑
2025-07-23 03:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
We're flying high into GAME OF THRONES season 7 and our Petty Thrones seem to be the best seat in the house! 🏰🔥🏹🐉 Alliances are crumbling, grumpy Ser Jaime is still grumbling and the high-stakes drama somehow continues to get messier by the episode. Plenty of folks on this show are constantly dying but us?? Babes we're LIVING!!!! 💀⚔️❄️👑
2025-07-22 22:22:23 +0000 UTC View Post
We're flying high into GAME OF THRONES season 7 and our Petty Thrones seem to be the best seat in the house! 🏰🔥🏹🐉 Alliances are crumbling, grumpy Ser Jaime is still grumbling and the high-stakes drama somehow continues to get messier by the episode. Plenty of folks on this show are constantly dying but us?? Babes we're LIVING!!!! 💀⚔️❄️👑
2025-07-20 23:47:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Pumpkins, our full Wednesday Season 1 binge reaction is now on YouTube! 🖤 All 8 episodes, one spooky marathon—just in time for Season 2 dropping in 2 weeks.
Grab your blackest coffee, hit play, and get haunted with us—because we’ll be reacting to every chilling moment of Season 2 the second it drops! 🦇
unfortunately we filmed this reaction years ago before our patreon existed, so there are no full length reactions! Just this binge and our original ...
2025-07-20 16:03:15 +0000 UTC View Post
We're flying high into GAME OF THRONES season 7 and our Petty Thrones seem to be the best seat in the house! 🏰🔥🏹🐉 Alliances are crumbling, grumpy Ser Jaime is still grumbling and the high-stakes drama somehow continues to get messier by the episode. Plenty of folks on this show are constantly dying but us?? Babes we're LIVING!!!! 💀⚔️❄️👑
2025-07-19 15:02:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Your fav killer robot bestie hacked her way into our YouTube channel and uploaded the edited version of our M3GAN 2.0 reaction herself. Which means one thing:
It’s time to STREAM 💅
Give it a watch, leave a comment, and let the algorithm know the Premium Petty Pumpkins always ride at dawn.
(And between us? M3GAN said she’s keeping tabs. No views? No mercy)
🎬 Watch it now before she changes the thumbnail again
2025-07-16 16:03:15 +0000 UTC View Post
From sabotage to server crashes, our first time watching M3GAN 2.0 reminded us why our fav killer robot murder bestie will always be THAT girl. After all, you know what we always say-- her code may be sharp but her nails are even sharper 🤭🎀 💅
2025-07-15 17:07:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins,
It's time for another unboxing! This one gets a little emotional because some very unexpected things were sent our way! We always have so much fun opening the things you send us (and the things we send ourselves!) 😉🎁
Thank you for always showering us in so much love! 💝
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2025-07-14 00:51:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins, it’s time to clutch your pearls and straighten your wigs—Benito Skinner’s Overcompensating is live on the channel!
It's camp. It's therapy. It's 2 hours of gay gold.
✨ Come support your local drama queens (us). Stream the vid, leave a com, and let the algorithm know Petty Pumpkins understands the assignment.
We love you more than Benny loves drama!!!
👀 You saw the full carnage. Now witness the final slay.
Premium Petty Pumpkins got the uncut battle—every demon decapitation, high note, and hair flip in its rawest form. But now the polished cut is live for the masses. Stream it again and flex those early-access powers in the comments. These idols didn’t run from darkness… they drop-kicked it in heels. 💅👹✨
It's our first time watching LAKE PLACID where the crocs are thicc, the dialogue is feral, and nobody seems qualified to be handling this situation 🛶🐊🚁
Take a bite out of this ($5 PARTY PUMPKIN TIER) EXCLUSIVE FULL-LENGTH REACTION to a ‘90s creature feature with sharp teeth, sharper comebacks, and one very familiar face acting veryyyy suspicious
! 💚
just don’t stand ...
2025-07-09 01:31:14 +0000 UTC View Post
The vocals? Lethal. The choreography? Iconic. The movie??? Legendary!!! We’re bopping our way through a first-time watch of KPOP DEMON HUNTERS and if the demons work hard?? These girlies work harder! Consider us slayed, saved, and stanning for eternity! 🎤💅🔥👹✨
2025-07-08 13:21:08 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re back for another bite and sinking our teeth into a rewatch of SINNERS—because once simply wasn’t enough! From the eerie hush of the bayou to the blood-soaked walls of the ballroom, this Southern Gothic tale of bloodlines and betrayal still has us under its spell. Horror, history, and hunger—Sinners is the kind of film thats lingered in the shadows of our minds long after the credits rolled...🩸🎶✝️🌕🎸
2025-07-08 04:42:47 +0000 UTC View Post
The sermons have ended. The reckoning is here.
Our full Sinners commentary is almost ready for the Patch 🎃☕
Only the faithful will see it first. ⛪
Join us… or be left behind 🩸
!!!DROPPING TONIGHT IN THE $5 PARTY PUMPKIN TIER!!!
2025-07-08 00:54:33 +0000 UTC View Post