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Weekly Check In and Ramble - Oops

NSFW. 

This is a true work of art. I will never top it. I'm still in shock. Uh... I think I slipped and fell on a couple dicks? But... at the same time... you know? 

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DirtyBit's Toy Review - Soft Craven Gothic Spine Dildo From Velvet Alley - Unboxing and First Impressions Review

So, I had a box show up on my door step and distract me from other very important things I should be doing. 

I will do a really quick review write up post separate with some photos of the lovely boy, but he's a lot of fun. He shares some design features with Bromelia, namely ***ridges***. 

Enjoy!

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Dicks Vs Dildos - A Very Special RambleFap

I get this question a lot and I thought, well, I can talk about that at great length with no real point to get to. Content!

This one is formatted a bit different in that I kind of forgot I was also suppose to get off *while* I talked, but it was a lot of fun and I might have "accidently" did a DP that I didn't really plan for.  Oops.

I also kept my two false starts because, well, my favorite people get to see a bit behind the curtain.

I will be posting this one up...

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Necromancy In the Woods - An Update

Things are coming along really well! It's basically just the sex noises left to record and edit. They tend to take the longest as I can get a bit obsessive with the pacing of the thrusts. I'm going to try to take it a bit easy on this one though.

The key word being *try*. HAHA! 


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Week One Check In and Hello (SFW Audio)

Hello!

So, quickly, I will never be able to say thank you enough. So, there is one more for you. HAHA

I touch on it really quickly in the audio, but the short version is: I had received a message suggesting as a way to help me ease into the whole Patreon thing, I might offer an some personal recordings in lieu of fulfilling the Partreon obligations for the first little while. 

In an effort to try something new with how I do things, I'm going to cut myself a bit of sl...

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Necromancy in the Woods Audio Sample

So, I'm in the middle of editing, and I just really love this one line... Can you guess which one? HAHA

I think it's pretty good so far. Very excited. Still trying to make up my mind on how far I want to go with atmospheric sounds and SFX.

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Storytime Ramble Patreon Exclusive (45:58)

Happy Hump Day! I'm just rambling on a story idea I was thinking of. I'm not sure if it will go anywhere, bit I thought it could be neat? I also take my time with some toys because I was very excited.

[AUDIO HERE] 

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Necromancy in the Woods Story Preview

So, I  have been working on this story, in some capacity, for the past month now? HAHA

It's currently in the recording/ editing phase and it is my next big planned project. Because it is a narrative style rather than a script. I suspect the sound design will be a bit different, so, here's hoping I can get it done in a reasonable amount of time.

What do you think? 

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Patreon Exclusive Bonus Experimental Audio and Download - To All My Internet Boyfriends [41:03]

So, this was a piece I recorded a while ago and struggled with wanting to release publicly. Ultimately, I quite like the piece, I just found it cut a bit too close to home at the time.

I think you can tell that I'm still a bit nervous with my delivery, but in some ways it adds to the charm? The sound quality is a bit meh as well, but it was early on, I'm going to give it a pass.

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DirtyBit's Toy Review - Large/Soft Bromelia from Pleasure Forge - Unboxing and First Impressions

I am unboxing and playing with the Bromelia from Pleasure Forge this week. 

Guys. Guys. Guys. It has a surprise for me!  And my cat makes a short... pause for emphasis... cameow. 

PLANT FUCKING, THIS WAY PLEASE [AUDIO &nbs...

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Dreams and Schemes - My First Goal

So, I'm really good at dumb big dreams? HAHAH

So I have a few ideas of where things could go long term. Right now, I am side-eyeing the idea of a live audio stream of some sort? I quite like the call in aspects of streams and I feel like there is room for some fun sexy (or otherwise) times in there.

I am also keeping a bit of an eye on Twitch and what's happening over there with the ASMR channels. Maybe there is room for someone like me, too? Perhaps?

I kind of envision ...

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The Chad and I Raw Script Recording

[AUDIO HERE] {24:24)

Hey! Hi! So, this the first dry take I did on "The Chad and I" script. You can find the original script, written by Bort_Incognito  [2021-07-01 22:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Release Schedule? LMAO, But Seriously...

So, this whole creative self employment thing is new to me? In a sense, anyway.

I'm kind of taking it a bit week at week at the moment, but that's not how things work when you have paying customers?

It's nice to have the smallest plan in place, right?

So, in a week, I like to put something out on Tuesday and Thursdays. I usually put my ramble reviews out on Thursdays but, I am going to move them to Tuesdays. You know, it's a nice way to start the week: th...

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