This week I am looking at my Medium Egan in Soft Firmness (00-30 Shore) from Fantasy Grove. Egan is their dragon inspired model, and he is very greedy.
Right off the top, this toy was a gift from one of my listeners; I did not buy him. This review is not sponsored. A massive thank you to You Know Who You Are; he is a jewel in my collection f...
2023-04-19 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
My leather collection grew a little while ago, so I'm just looking for a reason to try out all of the pieces. In this clip, I start with my flogger, and I work my way up to my riding crop.
I'm kind of afraid of the crop.
I kind of like it though, too...
2023-04-18 22:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay, off the top, thank you so so much to the generous person who gifted me this beautiful monster. I'm not even sure I have enough thank you's in my system to cover this one.
To prevent confusion with The Beast, I'm happy to introduce: Greg, the Lovense Sex Machine (name is fluid at this time).
This is a bit of a recollection of unpacking the machine, some first impressions, and some ...
2023-04-14 22:06:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Krazor didn't want to pose nice for the pic.
2023-04-12 01:42:23 +0000 UTC View Post
I'll be honest, I'm not super happy with the recording quality on this one, so I plan to redo it at some point. I also have a grander vision to add a video component, long term; In the mean time, photos!
2023-04-12 00:53:10 +0000 UTC
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Context: I had to clean up my toys before I could move onto other things.
Good girls use their mouths.
2023-04-11 21:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Rejected for: Too ranty. Super off the rails cause she's mad.
Trigger Warning for talking about baby.... things. but like.... Sex Toy stuff? It makes sense when you listen, I swear.
Real quick one this week. The real juice is in the ranty thing that I sound horrible in.
Come hang out with me on Saturday!
Hi! Hey! Hello! I am going to do a ghost stream over on the Purity Cave Discord this SATURDAY APRIL 8, at 2:00pm MST.
My plan is to do a couple basic tarot readings, then, individual readings for chat, for as long as time and my energy allow.
It will probably be a little bit like 2023-04-06 20:21:40 +0000 UTC
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So, once a month, over on my other platform, we do a nsfw livestream.
There's just too much good stuff to not share some of it with you.
For context, Chat selected my medium Utun for me, and I decided to put it on the Hismith Premium Sex Machine and assumed the position.
It was so much fun.
Very intense.
I kind of want to ty it again...
2023-04-04 21:44:29 +0000 UTC View Post
So, my personal echo chamber keeps telling me that there is discourse around the usefulness and validity of sex scenes in media and that some people are very upset about these things.
As I tend to exclusively write sex scenes, I feel personally attacked by this discourse and I'm so glad you gave me the chance to talk about it!
I'm not sure if I ever found a point on the whole thing, but it was fun to turn over in my head.
2023-04-02 11:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
So, my personal echo chamber keeps telling me that there is discourse around the usefulness and validity of sex scenes in media and that some people are very upset about these things.
As I tend to exclusively write sex scenes, I feel personally attacked by this discourse and I'm so glad you gave me the chance to talk about it!
I'm not sure if I ever found a point on the whole thing, but it was fun to turn over in my head.
Originally, this was going to be a very quick unboxing, then I got distracted.
The model is Blötdjur from Gorilla Machine. The silly bimbo talking is me.
2023-04-01 22:40:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Busy week. I'm working on results.
I hope your weekend is well!
I had to dig deep for these ideas. This month, I offer you:
I would love to tell you more about my dongs, if you would like to hear about them?
Which shop would you like to hear about this month?
2023-03-24 22:20:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kind of quiet week cause I was having a weird body reaction thing. I talk about it more in the rejected version of this audio that you can find on the Munch Tier. I don't really recommend it, but if you love whiney bitches...
Hey! I got another sex machine!
Aww, they are kissing.
Rather than rearrange my stuffed animals to procrastinate on recording an audio, I figured I would record an audio to procrastinate on rearranging the animals.
Great Success.
The audio includes talking, sucking, wet sounds and popping. Small sound warning for when the sucking starts, at the end of the talking, around the 9:45 point.
I hope you are having a great week so far!
Hey Faves. I hope your Friday is a little less stressful than my Friday. I also hope you are wearing green, cause I hear little Irish men will grab you if you aren't. I've heard mixed stories on what they do to you once they have you.
Hope your week has been great!
I'm sorry, I'm really squealy in this one. I was really excited. It feels like it's been a hot minute since I opened a new toy up and I was so happy I was able to grab this one.
She's adorable and I cant wait to introduce her to the other pussy I keep in the house.
Hope your week is amazing.
Alright. Let's cross our fingers I did a good job at censoring the parts that Patreon doesn't tend to like.
Oh boy! This was a banger of a live stream. We have lots of wet sounds, some sloppy toppy sucking action, and then a bit of struggle toward the end.
No spoilers but I do select winners.
The video version will be up on Fa.nsly as soon as I get the video export done, if you are interested in watching my half-ass production (I'm actually really proud of the editing on t...
2023-03-14 18:33:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Trigger warning for talk about international women's day and trans issues. It's just my dumb opinion.
Now I am off to edit some video!
Hope you are having a great week!
I might have been a bit too close to the mic, but I was even closer to my make out partner.
Tags: [Oral] [Blow Job] [Sloppy Toppy] [Lewd ASMR] [ASMR] [lick] [suck] [kiss] [slobber] [slurp]
Trigger warnings for talking about poop, cannibalisms, and dentists.
Honestly, that trigger warning list has me concerned.
It was a good week! Here's to another one.
Here's a pic of my film background set up! Super excited to show it off.
Happy Tuesday!
I can't believe I forgot about this change. Silly girl.
Okay, so, I can be a bit of a protective, anxious artist type, and for that reason, I forget that Beta listening is a thing. I have a friend that pre-reads/ pre-listens to some stuff for me, but they can be really busy at times. I also have a pretty good idea of how I want my final product to sound.
But that doesn't mean it's foolproof, and I have a quietly anxiety that I will eventually start repeating myself. Or to ...
2023-03-01 03:52:47 +0000 UTC View Post
I suspect this will make a good sleep aid.
I have asked ChatGPT to write me some sexy smut a couple times now, and it has been an experience, to say the least.
I have complied those interactions together here for you, along with my commentary.
I don't foresee ChatGPT replacing me anytime soon, but it was neat to let it try.
Oh boy, we have had a bit of a journey with Bad Dragon to get to this point. Hopefully, this is the end of it all.
I recently picked up a Medium/Medium Delmar.
He's a very unique looking boy, but who doesn't love a well hung fishman with a particular fashion taste?
Good gods, he's big. Like, home defense club, should be registered somewhere, big.
It's kind of funny when I do this to mysel...
2023-02-25 03:35:53 +0000 UTC View PostI need a bit of help.
I would like to do a monthly audio showcasing a specific Dong Shop and some of my favorite toys from said specific shop, but I just don't know which shop I should start with.
Silly Bits...
Who would you like to hear about?
The options include:
This week has been dedicated to catching up, and writing.
Are you into the Friends to Lovers genre? What do you like about it? Do you prefer if you are the person initiating or receiving in the confessional situation?
I hope your week has been great!
2023-02-24 21:32:22 +0000 UTC View Post
So, this month I took a look at the concept of Love Languages, what they are, and how they can be misappropriated or misused.
I wandered into familiar and favored "what's love?" territory a tiny bit, and that was fun to revisit.
There were a couple great questions from chat that helped fuel some thoughts that I had not considered before. I'm pretty happy with this episode!
Do you know how you like to receive affection? What makes you fee...
2023-02-24 13:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post