DirtyClicksDirtyBits

Weekly Bits - September 23, 2022 [SFW]

I am alive. I am sorry I disappeared. Thank you so much for your patience. You are wonderful. I owe you a bunch of sex and sluttery.

How are you doing?! I hope well. 

Sex Toys Are Not Regulated Episode Two - Guide Me

Okay! I think the first episode went pretty good. Let's try it again? 

The next Live Stream for Sex Toys Are Not Regulated will be September 28, 2022. I will have more details on start times, closer to the event. 

Your options to choose from!

Talking Online - I'm putting this one up again, cause I had a bunch of feedback that this was a lot of people's second choice, last month. This is topic will mostly focus on how to get the stripper to like you...

Sex Toys Are Not Regulated - Episode One: Confidence

Okay, so. It's really funny we start here, at Confidence, of all things.

I answered a few questions I was sent. I talked at length about nuance. I am certain, in this massive uncut beast, I repeat myself a bit.

My thesis is: Confidence comes from capability and you must work on your abilities, in all shapes and forms, to achieve a sense of confidence, in yourself. This also applies to romantic and sexual relationships.  

Then I ramble for ages and stumble a...

DirtyBits Toy Review - Hismith Mobile App

Off the top, a massive thank you to my helper. I know the technical issues kind of messed with their stroke, so, I appreciate their patience and all of their help, as well as their technical input after the fun part. 

Okay! I'm sure you can see the run time. It's a long one. Once again, thank you, dear helper. 

I could have done it without them, but it wouldn't have been nearly as dramatic.  

Visually: The app looks nice, I guess?  T...

Dong Drama Report - Safety, Trust, Degassing and SapphireFairyToys. The short version.

Ok, so, there is a longer, angrier version of this whole discussion available for my Noms and up. If you like more rage and less sense, that one is a banger.

Okay, so, a new shop in the space stirred some shit up with their dumb UNSAFE opinions on twitter. I try to explain, but the more I look at it, the more I think this shop is just stirring for clout.

Anyway, I cannot reccommend you purchase toys from SapphireFairyToys. Their attitude towards safety concerns marks them with...

Dong Drama Report - Safety, Trust, Degassing and SapphireFairyToys. The long version.

I recorded this version fresh and angry. Im too tired to write it all out again. Long story short: if a person has safety concerns, the best way to show you are unsafe is to dismiss them, regardless of who is "right".

And Do Not Buy from SapphireFairyToys. I think thats the larger point I was getting at.

Anyway, for the faves who like to hear me rant. 

File download for Spoilers with Film Critic Bits - She-Hulk

For your open book test. 

Spoilers with Film Critic Bits: She-Hulk: Attorney at Law

I watched the first three episodes of She-Hulk and I have opinions and I also needed to get off.

I'm sorry if none of it makes any sense. I was inspired.... 

Raw Bits - Large Chance Flared Full Review Stream

The full stream with the chatty stream bits on either end. 

Thank you so much to everyone who listened in. This was a lot of fun! 

DirtyBits Toy Review - Chance Flared from Bad Dragon With Warm Up

Hay! This week I am reviewing my Large Chance Flared from Bad Dragon. This toy is in the 2022 Pisces coloration and a Medium Firmness. 

I say it's soft in the review. 

At least I'm cute. 

I purchased this toy, ready made, in an inventory drop from Bad Dragon. I don't really talk much about Bad Dragon this time aro...

October Behind the Scenes Production Live Stream - Guide Me

The next Behind the Scenes Production Live Stream will be October 6th, 2022. More details on times will be posted closer to the stream.

In the mean time, what would you like to see for that stream? The options include: 

• Bulk Script Recording - I have a pile of scripts that I have just.... left to collect dust while I work on other things. My plan would be to have a selection of two to three of these scripts ready to go, and I will do a bulk recording of...
  2022-09-02 21:14:12 +0000 UTC View Post

Weekly Bits - September 2, 2022

Weekly Therapy Session!

My anxiety and brain function are on full display in this one...

Hope you're having a great week! Love yer Face. 

Toy Review for Next Week - Guide Me

Hay babes!

Would you like to help me figure out what to review next week? 

I have Jonsey from last week, or I have the Large Flared Chance.

I most just want to know how long you want to edge on the Chance review.

Kay, bye! 

DirtyBits Toy Review - Ripple from DesignsByOdditoys

Hey Hay! You guys did it! You tied the poll! I'm so fucking impressed with you... Leaving me with a decision to make...

This week, I'm taking a look at Ripple in Near Clear Soft from DesignsByOdditoys!

Visually: This...

Live Event - Sex Toys Are Not Regulated: Episode One Recording

When: August 31, 3:00pm MST/ 5:00pm CST (Unix Timestamp: 1661979600)

Where: The Cave of Purity Discord server (available to the Nom tier and up)

Okay. Unless something weird happens in the next 24 hours, Confidence is winning the poll. Ironic.

A recap on the topic of discussion:   

• Confidence: It's been a hot minute since I talked about the discussions I have around my cock collection a...
  2022-08-27 16:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Live Event - Live TOY REVIEW Recording

When: September 1, 2022, at 3:00pm MST/ 4:00pm CST (Unix timestamp: 1662066000)

Where: The Cave of Purity Discord Server

I have a large Flared Chance from Bad Dragon that I need to record a review for. I suspect it will be a bit of a struggle as it is a larger toy. I figured I could livestream that whole process for you over on the Discord Server.

That's it. That's the plan.

Hope to see you there!

The Discord server is available...

Unboxing Bits - Double Ziq's from Strange Bedfellas

Strange Bedfellas turned 5 years old, so I got some things. Specifically, I took the chance to pick up a couple Ziq's. I had been eyeballing the medium one for a little while and I have no will power.

Hey! A crappy photo of the whole thing! Minus the Steve Cube cause I forgot in my distraction. 

2022-08-25 23:21:54 +0000 UTC View Post

Unboxing Bits - Fenrisulfr from PheonixFlame Creations

You can check out the stats for this boy right HERE. 

And a quick pic, cause I'm on top of my game today. 

Dirty Bits Toy Review - Sleipnir - Bad Dragon [NSFW]

Hey! Hi! Hai! Hello!

Let's talk about Sleipnir from Bad Dragon! 

Off the top, this toy was a gift and I want to say, once more, THANK YOU, to You Know Who You Are. I just adore the toy....

You might note the run time on this review is a bit long; I have a few lengthy comments to make on the Bad Dragon Wishlist system and Bad Dragon in general. I wish I could be more positive about this ...

Back on the Review Grind - Guide Me

Haaaaay, Babe.

So, I have something to slide on for this week's review, but I figured I would ask you what you would like me to grind on for next week.

Both of these toys are from DesignsByOdditoys and are both unique in that, they have some new pigments in them that I haven't really encountered before.  

The Contenders

2022-08-23 01:24:18 +0000 UTC View Post

More Live Stream Hijinks

When: September 1, 2022, at 3:00pm MST/ 4:00pm CST (Unix timestamp: 1662066000)

Where: The Cave of Purity Discord Server

Why: Cause I can?

What: I have a large flared Chance from Bad Dragon that I need to record a review for. I suspect it will be a bit of a struggle. I figured I could livestream that whole process for you.

That's it. That's the plan. 

Hope to see you there! 

Sex Toys Are Not Regulated - Episode One - Guide Me Poll

So, off the top. I'm envisioning something like Dan Savages' work crossed with Capitan Awkward coated in my dumb. Let's see what it turns into....

Live Stream Info:

• When: August 31, 3:00pm MST/ 5:00pm CST (Unix Timestamp: 1661979600)
• Where: The Cave of Purity Discord server (available to the Nom tier and up) 

Okay. A break down of what each option is about for this month: 

• 2022-08-21 02:50:59 +0000 UTC View Post

Long Term Project Bits - Year Two Arc: "Sex Toys Are Not Regulated" - Let's Talk

Hai.

So. When I first started doing this erotic audio thing, a part of me saw a route toward a project that would be... more discussion focused and less..... oriented around wet sounds and the other fantastic skills that I like to showcase. 

And I put a pin in that idea and told myself I would see how it goes. 

I... really like thinking and talking about relationship dynamics, social interactions, and what makes people tick and finding empathy in that.... and........

Weekly Bits - August 19 [SFW]

I have a fun story for you!

And some plans... I think... I think? Maybe.

I hope you are having a great week! 

Weekly Bits - August 12, 2022 - SFW

Look... if you leave mean comments below, I'll make an impact play track where I read them off. You know how I like it.

I'm sorry I'm kind of weird and didn't contain it today. 

For September's QnA, We can play Fuck, Suck, Jettison into the Void of Space.... It's the exact same as Marry, Fuck, Kill, but with me and my dumb brain. Submit your trios HERE!

I hope you are having a great week! Kee...

August Question and Answer - Patreon Exclusive

I suspect this will be a good recording to fall asleep to. I'm pretty focused on the questions in this one, I explain in the audio... It still gets a little saucy at times.

I think for next month's QnA, We can play Fuck, Suck, Jettison into the Void of Space.... It's the exact same as Marry, Fuck, Kill, but with me and my dumb brain. Submit your trios HERE! 

AMA Live Stream! Tomorrow!

Hay hay! So I have a buttload of questions to get through for the monthly Patreon QnA and I figured why not make it weird and livestream the recording process.

If you want to submit questions, you can do that HERE.

The live starts at 22:00 Wednesday, August 10, 2022 UTC (Unix Timestamp: 1660168800). I host lives on the Cave of Purity Discord Server for those that have Discord access.
...

Unboxing Bits - Qarl from Strange Bedfellas

HAY! 

So, I'm unboxing my brand new Medium/Medium Qarl from Strange Bedfellas! This one is kind of special in that, I went for friend request coloration which includes an element of surprise. 

Apologies up front, I got distracted a handful of times over the attempt to record this. It's so dumb. 

Weekly Bits - August 5, 2022 - SFW

Very quick update this week. Like. I kept it under ten minutes, good job, Me!

Trigger warning for talking about aborting stuff really quickly. I apologize but its on my mind.

Have a great weekend! Talk to you soon! Luv YOU BAIIIIIIIIII

Spoilers with Film Critic Bits - Keep Breathing - File Download

Better back this baby up in three different places for security.