BurnAfterReading

Jaren - Kirk, The Moving Guy

I had just passed my one-year anniversary at a tech company, which was mostly my dream job. I could work from home as often as I wanted, and the pay is top-tier. I spent most of this year making sure my position was secure while squirreling away money for a down payment on a condo. Unlike most of my friends and family, I’m more concerned with time than space, so I was looking at a one-bedroom within walking distance of the office should I have to go in, even though the price within a drivin...

Chris - A Masseur to Remember

January is always slow. I usually spend it locked in my apartment catching up on movies and shows I missed in the fourth quarter of the previous year because it’s cold outside, my friends are all broke, and my freelance work is slow.

Tye: Yo, I’m in the city this weekend, want to vibe?

I’ve known Tye since film school; he’s one of my closest friends, and every time he’s in the city, we go out for dinner and drinks and see where the night takes us. It often ends in sex, n...

Clinton - in the Garden of Eden

For many reasons, I didn’t feel safe or comfortable accepting my sexuality in high school. I had no interest in telling my parents I might be gay after the horrible things they said while the story of Matthew Shepard was all over the news.

After high school, my parents dictated where I went to college since they were paying for it, and I ended up in a very religious institution in 2002. My roommate has a massive crucifix above his bed and a bible on his nightstand, and he makes me go...

Max - A Long Time Cumming

***All Characters are 18+***

Gabe and I met in 5th grade when his family moved into the neighborhood. The teacher sat him next to me in class, and we quickly became best friends. Our parents signed us up for Little League together, so we were always together. Between school, sports, and regular sleepovers, we basically had no choice but to be best friends or enemies, so I’m glad it worked out the way it did.

Puberty struck in sixth grade for both of us...

Jonathan - Waking Up To Deandre

The next morning, I woke up a bit hung over, sore in places I didn’t know I could be sore, and with an erection that was so hard it was pushing its way out the top of my waistband.

I looked to the empty bed to my left; Deandre must have gotten up early and snuck out. I stretched and started stroking myself in my briefs; my morning wood wasn’t going to go away since I didn’t get off last night.

Pulling my waistband under my balls, I started to stroke myself, thinking of my gi...

Jonathan - College Tour with Deandre

All characters are 18+ in this story.

During spring break of my junior year of high school, my parents signed me up to spend a weekend at their alma mater. It was not my first choice, but it was not a college I had written off yet. Since I am a legacy, it would be easy to get in, and even though my parents knew I was pretty hesitant, they still made it clear the least I could do was “check it out.”

A weekend at a college known as “a party school”...

Bryan - Felix's struggle with Anxiety Meds

During the pandemic, my girlfriend of 5 years and I broke up. Turns out, with us both working from home, we don’t like spending that much time together. The upside was that she moved in with her sister, and I got to keep the apartment. The downside was that I had put on a bit of relationship weight and needed to get back into fighting shape if I ever wanted to have sex again. So I put myself on a strict diet and forced myself to do a daily workout, including adding 20 pushups, 20 Squats, an...

Pirated Content

I recently discovered all my stories; my entire Patreon page has been pirated and posted on a third-party website. From the looks of it, this pirate creates an account every month, pirates the new content, and then deletes their account.

I thought having an incredibly low subscription fee would prevent the need for this type of activity, but here we are. This feels like a personal attack. I deliberately didn't make this an expensive account because I wanted to share these stories with ...

Gavin - I'm a top

I had yet another fight with my long-term boyfriend and stormed out. We’ve been together since we were freshmen in college, and now I’m 26 and starting to question if it’s time to throw in the towel. I’m so sick of all the recurring arguments; the little things that used to be cute are just annoying, and his attachment to his family is a constant problem; it’s like I’m in a relationship with them…not him.

I slammed the door and went to the bar down the street we used to fr...

Harris - New Millenium, New Me

I was a senior who turned 18 in September and lived in South Jersey. We all did Christmas at Grandma’s, and New Year’s Eve was the topic on everyone’s mind since it was bringing us into the new millennium. My cousin Robert said he was going to drive up to New York City for the ball drop and wild festivities that were expected. I not so casually asked my cousin if I could go with him and his friends, and he said it was cool with him as long as I chip in for gas.

My Dad, of course,...

Andrew - Cum down your chimney

I opened Grindr just to see who was on while shivering on the rooftop of my parent's building in Queens, smoking a blunt. I returned to the city a few days ago, but my parents kept me too busy to think about myself, which…I guess is par for the holiday spirit.

I started scrolling through conversations with guys I’ve hooked up with. I only joined the apps this past summer after graduating high school. I haven’t come out yet and don’t really want to, so I was worried I’d get ca...

Dennis - Holiday Gift Exchange

After graduating high school in the summer of 1987, I moved to L.A. to become a movie star. In my two years here, I’ve only done background work on a few projects and mostly pay my bills as a waiter. I get to be out and proud while I’m here, which is way more than I can say for people back home in Wilmington, NC, who are scared even to suggest they could enjoy a sexual encounter with another guy. So, as you can imagine, I haven’t been home for the last two Christmases. This Christmas, m...

Spencer - Lost A Bet

Jose and I go all the way back to 6th grade. We were close in high school, but I wouldn’t say he was my best friend. He was always around, though. He was closer to my buddy Benjamin, so anywhere you saw Ben…Jose was close by.

After high school, he joined the Navy, and I didn’t see him around for quite a while.

I stuck around and went to community college. When I turned 21, my friends took me out for drinks, and Jose was there with Ben. I was surprised to see him but happy. ...

Scotty - Stress Relief

I just finished my last exam before everyone heads off for the holiday break, so of course, I was looking to blow off some steam. I am not out yet, but not for any reason other than my not being ready yet. I run in very jock-bro circles, playing all the sports I can, but the guys I hang with… just would treat me differently if they knew I liked other guys. Not in a way that I should tell them to fuck off, but more in a way where they wouldn’t know how to act around me, and a part of me is...

Where's this week's story?

Apologies, but for some reason, this week's story was flagged as being against community guidelines for "teen safety." I reread the story. I thought it was clear the character was 19 years old, a freshman in college; even the title said (first Thanksgiving home), but apparently, it was still flagged.

I submitted a request to reactivate it, but the automated reply says it takes 24 to 48 hours for them to look at it. Hopefully, you all have read it already. If not, fingers crossed; it w...

The First Thanksgiving (home from college)

I had just flown back from New York City, where I was deep in my first semester at NYU, class of ‘86. My hometown in the bible belt always felt suffocating as a closeted gay kid, and now that I’ve been out and about in the big city, learning the art of cruising other men, my small town feels even smaller.

All of my friends thought I was a virgin because I had my nose in the books, but the truth was I had no interest in girls, and none of my friends, as far as I knew, were interested...

Drunk with Tye

My buddy Tye flew in from LA for work and to visit with old friends from college. We haven’t seen each other in about eight months. We often travel to each other's cities for work, but on the last couple of trips, we missed each other, so we had a lot of catching up to do.

We decided to do Mexican and margaritas in St. Marks. It was supposed to be a light evening, but after the second pitcher of margs, we decided to take a walk to the Greenwich Village to see what was happening on a W...

Luca - Swimfan

I realized I was not straight when I was 12 years old, in the fall of 1993, when I started changing for phys ed and noticed the changes in my friend's bodies as well as the more obvious growth between their legs. It was never really confusing to me. What was confusing was the idea that other guys were 100% straight when there were so many horny and attractive guys all around us. 

By senior year, I had already convinced all of my close friends to jerk off with me at one point or ano...

Tommy - Halloween

My first college Halloween party was going to be epic. My ex-girlfriend was going to be there, which kind of sucked, but my new best friend Miguel was adamant that we were going to kill at this party with our costumes, and the bitches were going to be all over us. Which was great because my roommate is a shut-in and makes it impossible for me to get privacy to jerk off.

I met up with Miguel at the food hall for breakfast, and then we went to his dorm to play his new PlayStation 2. There...

Logan - Jeremiah and MDMA

My phone buzzed with a text from Jeremiah: Bro, my cousin hooked us up!

Me: For real?

Jeremiah: Yeah, 😵‍💫let’s do it tomorrow night. Your parents are still going away, right?

Me: Fuck yeah!

Jeremiah’s cousin is only related by marriage; his uncle married his aunt when he was 4 years old, and his cousin came with that deal, so they are not very close. We know he deals weed with students on his campus, and he always hooked us up with some pre-rolls since we t...

The Perv and Gunnar

My attraction to Gunnar started the second I realized he was gay. I was 16, and my parents insisted I get a summer job. My favorite aunt hooked me up with a job in the shipping and receiving department at the plumbing supply store she manages. Gunnar was 26 at the time. Standing 6’2”, easily 220 lbs, pure muscle, all man. His firm handshake, his booming voice, his scruffy trimmed beard, the entire package was like a wet dream for me. When I realized we’d be working closely together all ...

Just Another Headache

I woke up with a throbbing headache and a sore ass hole. Sitting up, the room spun for a second. I closed my eyes and let it settle before opening them again. I stood up, and my right foot landed right on a squishy, cold, used condom. Squinting and trying to focus on it, I saw it was tied at the end and had a little bit of cum in it. I stumbled nude to the kitchen for a glass of water, my soft, uncut dick swinging as I walked. I’m a shower more than a grower, so I’m about 5” when soft, ...

Issac - The Guaranteed Blow Job

I found myself in my dorm at 8 pm, jeans and boxers around my ankles, jerking off my 6” cock while having cyber sex with someone who described themselves as "hot." The dirty talk had me almost blowing my load when my phone vibrated. I checked the message, it was Anthony. It was the address to the party he's at with an added note, "wear your sexiest underwear."

When I started college as a virgin, I was pretty embarrassed by that detail. In 1999, there were a few dozen teen movies that ...

Conrad - DL Dorm Adventures

I was riding Blaine’s cock while jerking my dick, hoping to blow my load in time with his. Blaine is one of those "straight guys" in my college who loves to fuck guys on the DL, but as soon as he cums he gets very turned off and disgusted with himself. I normally wouldn’t bother with this kind of guy, but his cock fits inside me just right, rearranging my guts in the best possible way. Running my free hand up and down the abs that tennis built, I am focused on my orgasm only. I know he’...

Grant - The Night of Seven Dildos

From the first inklings of attraction as a kid all the way through high school, I was 110% straight. It was the mid to late 80s when I went through puberty, and I never once had an attraction to other guys, barely any fascination. It was no secret that homosexuals existed; you couldn’t turn on the news without hearing about the gay pandemic. It never really registered for me, though; as a heterosexual guy, you didn’t worry about such things. Sure, I had jerked off with my closest friends,...

Keaton - Yellow Pill

I slowly pulled my dick out of his ass and rolled onto my back.

“Fuck Keaton, I thought you were trying to rip my ass in half,” Cash groaned, still lying on his stomach, his glistening, muscled ass on full display, completely fucked out.

I hooked my thumb in the ring, slipped it off, tied a knot at the end, and then wadded it up in some tissues before tossing it into the trash. “Well, if you gave me some ass more often, I might be able to control myself,” I slapped his ass...

Beckett - Heat Of The Moment 101

Not out yet, but definitely not in denial. I like men, vaginas scare me, and even though I present as heterosexual…I am a big fan of getting fucked. I’m also not careless; I’m on PrEP, and I don’t do bareback.

I’m on Grindr just like everyone else in my college, and I mean everyone. Most guys that are not out either have a blank profile or, like me, only have headless photos. I plan to come out, but my conservative parents are paying for my tuition, so I need to be discreet fo...

Chris - Drunk Hotel Sex

I ended up transferring to NYC for my Junior year of college. NYC was perfect for me; I was so busy, I had almost no time for relationships, and frankly, I was still very confused about my sexuality, so the more I could put off sex of any kind, the better. When classes started back up, I jumped into the first heterosexual relationship that presented itself.

The thing about me, at this point, I had gone back and forth several times thinking I was straight, then I’d have mind-blowing se...

Cody - Kenny from AIM

I had recently turned 18 and am in the last few weeks of high school; a bit of a nerd but not the intelligent kind of nerd, the kind of nerd that is a late bloomer in every sense of the phrase. I had my growth spurt later than all of my friends and didn’t get nearly as tall, capping out at 5’6” and weighing in at 125 pounds with clothes on. Don’t even get me started on my lack of ability to grow facial hair. I didn’t get that pube mustache all my friends got at 13 until I was 17; ev...

Getting the Shot

I was fresh from film school and looking to make a splash in the freelance market. One of my former classmates had a project he needed to pass on and asked me if I wanted to do it. Naturally, I said yes before asking what the gig was.

I was getting in as an AC, basically the camera department's assistant. On a low-budget film, this usually means you are the DP’s (director of photography) bitch. The DP is Ryan, a tall, skinny guy maybe five years older than me, definitely late twenties...