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Domesticated

Hello Beautiful,

I wanted to make an audio that was 1) kind of porny in its story and 2) more about the listener choosing me instead of me coming onto the listener.

So! With those 2 things in mind, I present you this audio!

I know I know, it's another long one, but I'm annoying and wanted to have a little more interaction before things got spicy.

Essentially, it's about someone who's into a bit of exhibitionism and likes to go out into the world with their favourite vi...

Early Access: Mango And Strawberry Bingsu

Hello Beautiful,

I wanted to do another one of those "your flirty golden retriever co-worker is actually quite serious about you." type audios.

Mainly because I just wanted to flirt with you. Okay? Is that so wrong?

Anyway!

If you're into going to get bingsu with your big headed co-worker before they rearrange your guts, then I think you'll like this audio.

Or, if you're into having shower sex and riding that big headed coworker, then I think you'll like thi...

Helping Your Roommate Record SFX

Hello Beautiful, 

I wanted to do a more straight forward audio that was a little more fun and not so story heavy.

I've also wanted to do a more dedicated pet play audio with some collaring, but I wanted to tease it a little.

So! I'm here, with a fun little audio wherein your big headed roommate asks you to help him with his work!

He needs some help making his SFX sound a little more...realistic.

And obviously as his roommate and bestie, you oblige.

Rec...

February Poll

Hello Beautiful,

I've got the last Patreon audio coming out very soon, so I thought I'd drop the poll for Feburary!

So here I am, a humble man with The February 2022 Content Poll.

I'm trying to think of something interesting to say to make this a more substantial post but, here we are.

I look forward to seeing what you sweet lil freaks (affectionate) bring to the polls!

Happy Aquarius Se...

The Most Rambley Fap

Hello Beautiful,

I took in all the ramblefap feedback, and came into this audio with the express purpose to make this as freeflowing and true to concept as possible.

So, to everyone who voted "yes" and shared their requests for this ramblefap, I just want you to know, this is all your fault!

You asked for this! This all over the place, very rambley fap. This is your doing!

I take no responsibility for the 50 minute run time or the crazy desperate noises I made at the e...

Reading You A Story After A Spooky Movie

Hello Beautiful,

For this month's sfw audio, I wanted to read to you, but I thought I'd frame it a little bit differently this time.

This time it's your big headed, yet big hearted coworker who offers to read to you in exchange for you switching shifts with them.

You call them specifically because you went out to watch a spooky movie.

So they keep up their end of the bargain and ramble about Jolene before reading you some of The Wind In The Willows.

And whet...

Any Ramblefappers?

Hello Hello,

I'm not going to have a long preamble about Ramblefaps and my mental block with them, as I feel like I've spoken about them ad nauseum.

I also usually end up posting Ramblefaps as a Strawberry Shortcake tier audio, and never really as a Carrot Cake tier audio.

However, despite my many hang ups, it seems like these kinds of audios are always very well received.

Seeing as how I already posted my first Patreon audio this month, I thought I'd ask you Red Velve...

Early Access: Pictures From New Years Eve

Hello Beautiful!

This one is based off a Patreon Poll suggestion.

I don't know what's gotten into my sweet altruistic patreons, but it seems like every month they demand some sort of toxic argumentative audio.

But, as I am a man of the people, I must provide.

So! I come before you, a humble man with a large head, with this audio.

It's got mutual masturbation which I haven't done in a while but have wanted to do for some time. Extra spicy...

Give Me Attention!

Hello Beautiful!

This audio is based on one of the top suggestions from the poll! 

It also feels like it's been a while since I've done a more slice of life BFE type audio.

So! I come before you, a humble man with a large head, to give you this audio.

Have you ever had a partner working on something and thought, "Man, they seemed stress, I wish I could offer them some support."

Have you ever then thought, "I'd like to them support in a hot and sexy porny way...

Early Access: Team Building Retreat

Hello Beautiful!

I meant to have this audio out last month, but due to the sickness, it's coming out now.

It's still relatively cold here, so it's still fitting.

This is mash up of a bunch of tropey ideas I've been meaning to put in an audio.

Uh oh! We're snowed in! And There's only one bed! And not enough wood for the fire! And you're my co-worker who's also my ex!

The last one is probably the most important trope, since I love the tension and heartache that com...

My Last Nut Of 2022

Hello Beautiful,

Thank you for your patience this month.

I've made a full recovery by now and you won't have to wait so long next month for the content you're kind enough to pay me for.

I say this whenever I do a ramblefap, but this ones different!

Usually I have some kind of outline to keep me organized, but this ramblefap is truly off the cuff.

I also do a fun little countdown after edging myself.

So, dust off the snow, get real cozy under your comforter,...

Snow Daze: Taking Care Of Eachother

Hello Beautiful,

Here is part 2 to go with this months SFW audio.

After a few days of your big headed husband taking care of you, your health has been on the up and up.

So how do you celebrate your health?

Well, obviously, stay in all day and just have tons of sex.

This one's got a bit of everything, in the form of a few different roleplays.

Which means you're in for some real porny acting! 

If you're the kind that's a bit switchy, then hopefully...

Snow Daze: Taking Care Of You

Hello Beautiful,

The sickness I was afflicted with this month has hit me harder than I expected.

So unfortunately, I'm doing the old, "give you all the audios in the last couple days."

January will look a lot different.

Anyway!

The sfw audio this month is a part 1 of 2, with the second more intimate part coming very soon.

This audio is less direct and more of a sfw audio based around ambiance. As someone who listens to ASMR almost every night, sometimes I j...

December Update + January Poll

Hello Hello,

I know it's been slow going this month. But I've been fighting the head cold/flu the last 10ish days.

I explain a bit more in this audio attached to this post, and go into what I've got planned for the rest of the month when my health allows.

But! I also wanted to drop the January Content poll here.

https://poll.ly/DokCMIIY97w4NsxlMZkY

While I'm waiting for my voice to heal ...

Mr. Cool Guy Has A Slipup

Hello Beautiful,

I took a bit of a break at the beginning of this month to recharge and learn a new audio editing program but I'm back and will try to be producing at a highish clip like last month.

The most highly voted suggestion from last month's poll was, "Accidental declaration of love mid-fucking".

Which is good for me, since I was already working on a kind of fuck buddies to lovers type script.

This ended up morphing into more of a, "long term best frie...

Early Access: Getting Sweet And Spicy

I'm out of town so I set this audio to automatically post a couple days ago while I was mid travel, but for some reason it didn't. 

The last time I use the schedule post function!

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Hello Beautiful,

Do you like it when your big headed boyfriend is both immensely sweet, but also treats you like a depraved little toy?

For example, are you the type who likes being called princess(affectionate) and princess(condescending)?

Do you hate havi...

At The Discord Server Party Meetup

Hello Beautiful!

As soon as I started typing this, I got a massive headache but I want you to be able to get your horny fix so let me give you the spark notes.

• Fake Dating

• Drunk/Sleepy type spooning sex 

• Some reverse comfort in the middle

• Lots of very sweet talk

• Using a vibrator to overstim you

Essentially you're going to a meet up for ...

December Audio Poll

Hello Beautiful,

As you may have noticed, I've tried to make a more concerted effort this month. I can't promise that I'll always be so productive, but I'm trying to set a better pace for myself.

I should have the last November audio for you in the next coming days.

I thought it might be better for me to ask what you'd like to hear for the next month sooner than usual so that I can have a bit of momentum moving forward.

So! Here you go! Feel free to leave sfw ...

Early Access: Rewriting The Past

Hello Beautiful,

A type of audio I often get requests for is one based around the listeners or my first time.

To be honest, one of the reasons I've shied away from it is because I wasn't quite sure how to navigate it. 

I think there's a certain level of care and thought that should be given when it's your partners' first time. Like with all things sex related, I think open and honest communication is key. Even if your partner ultimately doesn't care and they're fine wit...

A Midsummer Nights Barbecue

Hello Beautiful!

As you may have guessed, it's not the summer (as of time of posting). 

I wrote this audio a couple months ago, but every time I sat down to record it, it just never felt right.

Well! Wouldn't you know it, the mood struck me on a snowy night here in Canada.

So, if you're in for a little bit of summer with lots of making out, then I've got an audio for you.

Or, maybe if you've just been invited to an event because your friend wanted to hook yo...

Early Access: The House Showing

Hello Beautiful,

I've never been to a house showing before, but I bet they're fun.

I say this as someone who loves watching various architectural digest videos and imagining what it'd be like to live in such luxurious homes.

That being said, have you ever had the inkling to get intimate with your big headed boyfriend at a house that wasn't your own?

Did that house happen to be a completely empty house that was set for a house showing?

Did you maybe roleplay ...

Calling Your Big Headed Bestie After A Nightmare

Hello Beautiful,

For this month's SFW, I wanted to do some more breathing and grounding techniques. 

However, I wanted to present it in a way that was different than how I've done them in the past.

I know I usually lean towards a kind of boyfriend experience thing, but I wanted this one to be a little more platonic and friendly.

So! If you ever need a big headed bestie to call when you need some grounding, then you can take a listen to this audio.

(and ...

Your Toxic BF Welcomes You Home

Hello Beautiful,

I must say, there is nothing I get requests for more than "toxic bf argument" type audios.

It's probably because I only do them once or twice a year.

However! This month's poll was flooded with requests for an angry, possessive, jealous, and toxic boyfriend.

Well! Be careful what you ask for!

I haven't made an audio this mean and degrading for a while; and I certainly haven't made an audio with this level of manipulation.

So if an argumenta...

Early Access: The Green Jasmine Café

Hello Beautiful,

Have you ever frequented a café, because the owner/barista was a big headed flirtatious cutie?

Have you ever been be stood up on a date despite the fact that you baked an incredible key lime pie?

Have you then vented about your romantic misfortunes to the aforementioned big headed barista?

Or are you just in the mood for a sweet audio chalk full of reassurance and praise?

Well then have I got the audio for you!

I must admit, despite ...

November Audio Poll

Hello Beautiful,

I come before you as a humble man, here with a link.

A link for what you'd be interested in hearing this November 2022.

Feel free to leave SFW audio ideas as well!

I look forward to seeing what your big beautiful brains come up with.

Poll You Soon,

Aa

Crème Baelée

Hello Beautiful,

Have you ever had some sexual tension with a coworker?

Did you guys always kind of flirt and everybody called you each others, "work wife/husband"?

Did that coworker happen to be a pastry chef at a café you worked at?

Did you two also happen to sneaky link at work all the time because you both got off on how wrong it was?

Well if not! I think I've got an audio that could emulate those feelings.

At the very least, if you're into some public...

Orange Juice, Cranberry Juice, Peach Schnapps, and Vodka

Hello Beautiful,

Are you a beach goer?

Have you ever been to the beach and wanted to have sexual relations with your big headed, sweet talking, cheesy, and goofy boyfriend?

Have you been unable to follow through on your degenerate desires due to the fact that other people had the audacity to be at the beach as well?

Well fear not!

I'm here with an audio to satiate your beach and/or sneaky public sex related hunger.

But also, if you haven't had any of these ...

Let Me Tell Ya About The Kalahari

Hello Beautiful,

I hope this audio finds you well.

In last month's sfw audio I made some faux documentaries to play in the background. 

This month, I decided to read you one of the transcripts more directly.

So, if you're a fan of being read to, then hopefully this will bring you some sort of comfort.

I also threw in some rain sound white noise in the background for good measure.

Watch Planet Earth With You Later,

Aa

Early Access: A Fangtastic Party

Hello Beautiful,

To be honest, while I do like Halloween in general, I haven't really been the most dedicated costumer in the past.

I think because I was usually working on Halloween, it quickly turned into more of a, "after my shift I'll meet you at the party" type night.

However, if I was throwing a party with my partner and they wanted me to help them put on some sexy fangs with poligrip, I definitely wouldn't say no.

And if said partner wanted to wear a vibrator al...

A Different Kind Of Tail

Hello Beautiful!

Have you ever ordered a product online and got something completely different? Say...instead of a tail, you got...a tail?

Or have you and your big headed boyfriend been thinking of getting you a super cute buttplug?

Or have neither of those things happened, but you like the idea of exploring those concepts via audio form?

Well then, you know the drill!

I don't tend to do audios with anal/plugs in it, despite the fact that I think it's ra...