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Local Man Pontificates On Various Outfits He'd Rip Off You Before [Redacting] All Over You

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Johnny's Cottage: Summer Shower

Hello Beautiful,

I am here before you, with part 2 of Johnny's Cottage!

If YOU were one of the beautiful people who kept stopping me on the street to demand another car sex audio before telling me my fade made me look handsome, then THIS is for you! I hope you're happy!

Anyway, it's been a sec since I've done some car sex, so I thought it'd be perfect to add to a road trip series, obviously.

So! If you like the idea of riding a handsome man in the back of his restored ...

Vanilla Sleepy Time Tea, Square Breathing, A Calf Massage, and Frog & Toad Together

Hello Beautiful,

For this month's SFW audio, I wanted to bring back a bit of a slice of life vibe!

I've been getting many a request for one of these, so hopefully this is calming for you!

It's the kind that's got a bit of everything, in the shape of a doting boyfriend who loves when you're a little bit clingy (affectionate).

There isn't much else to say about this other than, sweet dreams!

Massage Your Legs & Try Not To Get Spicy Later,

Aa

PP Stream 11/08/25

Hello Beautiful!

Apologies, I know I’m supposed to be streaming today, but I have to push the stream back a week!

So I’ll be streaming next Monday, August 11th at kinda sorta around 6:30pm.

I also streamed on the 11th last month so it kinda aligns in some way.

Sorry for the inconvenience and see you next week!

See u soon,

Aa

August 2025 Housekeeping

Hello Beautiful,

I hope you're doing well!

I'm just here once again before you, a humble man with a larger than average head, with some information.

First and foremost, here is your content poll for this month!

Also, I wanted to let you know that I'll be PP Streaming, on Monday August 11th (originally rhe 4th) at vaguely 6:30pm EST!

Lastly, about the last...

Local Man Pontificates On Sexual Compersion In An Active Construction Zone During A Rainstorm

Hello Beautiful,

Here's a link for future use.

It's been a while since I've done a ramblefap for the strawberry cake tier, and folks have been asking for one. So here ya are!

If you didn't know, I live in an active construction zone, and during the recording of this audio, there was this weird grinding? drilling? coming from outside. I was able...

Heatwave: Strawberry Whipped Cream

Hello Beautiful,

Here's a link for future use.

Here's the THRILLING conclusion to Heatwave: The Popsicle Incident.

This audios a big one for everyone who's been sending me weirdly threatening but sexy anonymous mail every week demanding food play and/or temperature play!

I'm not gonna lie I'm surprised that I haven't done a whipped cream based audio before, but I think this ...

Johnny's Cottage: Carpooling

Hello Beautiful,

Here's a link for future use.

This one's based off of a poll submission asking for a summary cottage based audio!

But also, the long standing request for a multi-part, road trip audio.

I'm not sure if you've ever had lost connection with someone you met just for a brief moment. Maybe a stranger you couldn't stop making eye c...

Local Man Pontificates On A Subby Dream He Had And Gets Shy About It

Hello Beautiful,

Here's a link for future use

Alright, I know I say this often but, I think this Ramblefap isn't like any of the other ones I've done before.

It's pretty subby, so if you're into that sort of thing, then I think you'll enjoy it.

I discuss some kinks/ideas in this one that I don't think I've ever really brought up before, and during the recording process I remember just...

Local Man Reads The Gospel Of Hip Hop To You

Hello Beautiful,

For this months SFW audio, I wanted to do a very long reading audio!

So here I am, reading The Gospel of Hip Hop by KRS One, a book that a mentor of mine had recommended to me.

I added some ambient noises to make it feel more so like I'm reading to you out in the park. You know, real summer like.

I'm not gonna lie, you can progressively hear my brain melting the longer I read it.

Not because he says anything egregious or anything I disag...

PP Stream 11/07/25

EDIT: VOD back up, please enjoy mama.

Hello Beautiful,

I'm just here to let you know I'll be streaming this Friday July 11th from 8PM EST till who knows when!

I wanted to do it last week while my fade was still fresh, but unfortunately I was very busy.

So come see me and my half grown out fade!

I promise I won't bring up okra wa-

See You There,

Aa

July 2025 Housekeeping

Hello Beautiful,

I'm just here to post this month's content poll!

Let me hear all your freaky suggestions! It's okay, you can blame it on the summer heat.

I'd also like to express my desire to come back to PP streaming this month. However, my nights are pretty busy, so if I do stream, it would most likely be during the day/early afternoon.

I know lots of you kind folk watch the stream VODS bac...

Local Man Tries New Things With An Old Friend 😌

Hello Beautiful,

Here's a link for future use

We're having a generational heat wave over here, so if you hear the AC lightly humming in the back that's why. But I did enough editing that it shouldn't be apparent.

I KNOW I KNOW.

Let's not talk about it. Let's instead talk about THIS ramblefap.

I've been getting many many requests to bring a [redacted] back...

Darien's Pool Party

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Hello Beautiful,

We're having a generational heat wave over here, so if you hear the AC lightly humming in the back that's why. But I did enough editing that it shouldn't be apparent.

I can't find the exact poll suggestion, but in an older poll someone had essentially asked for a desperate ex audio. This made me realize that I haven't really made an a...

Biggest Boss

Here's a link for future use

Hello Beautiful,

We're having a generational heat wave over here, so if you hear the AC lightly humming in the back that's why. But I did enough editing that it shouldn't be apparent.

Anyway!

Here's the last part of the Big Boss trilogy!

I got many a request for this one to go even harder with the dommy, degrading, bondagey vibes. So here you...

Mr. Audio's Pool

Hello Beautiful,

This audio was based on the following submission on the poll:

Listener desperate to cool off sneaks into the neighbours pool while they’re away on vacation, unaware that their handsome son is house sitting (who Listener may be harbouring a secret crush on)

Before you say anything YES my throat is a little bit sore and it comes through in the audio. I know you like it so don't even be fake mad at me again in the comments. A...

Heatwave: The Popsicle Incident

Hello Beautiful,

This the SFW(ish) audio for this month!

The concept for this audio and the coming sequel are from this poll suggestion:

Friends/Roommates dealing with an AC outage on the hottest day of summer. Because of the outage, there's very little clothing being worn inside and things get nasty

There's also a bit of reading in this one too! So, if you're into this kind of thing then I think you'll like this audio.

The seque...

June 2025 Housekeeping

Hello Beautiful,

I'm here to drop the content poll for this month!

I don't know how it is on your end of the world but things are getting hot here.

I'll most likely end up doing some sort of summery audio. Whether it 'll be a summer lovin' type beat or maybe fooling around in a flower field, I'm not quite sure yet.

But I look forward to what your beautiful sick and twisted minds have ...

Gettin' Rough Suite

Hello Beautiful,

I get many requests for rough audios, both of the MDom and MSub variety.

I've also been meaning to record some bed sounds to be used for rougher audios.

So! I'm here with 2 rougher audio vignettes!

Whether you like making a pretty boy cry while you ride him hard, or if you like having your party clothes torn off and degraded, I think you'll find something to [redacted] to!

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2025-05-31 05:37:18 +0000 UTC View Post

Banana Walnut Loaf pt. 2

Hello Beautiful,

Here's a link for future use.

Here's the thrilling part 2 of the SFW(ish) audio I posted a week ago!

There isn't much to say, since it's largely just building on the first audio.

But, if you like the idea of making home movies (maybe for unhinged reasons) then I think you'll like this audio!

Or if you like the idea of your large headed ha...

Local Man Pontificates On An Assortment of Things But Especially Being Punished

Hello Beautiful,

Here's a link for future use

Okay so this one is pretty rambly. To be honest I don't really remember exactly what I talked about, which I guess is the point.

I do remember touching on topics such ass: butt plugs, rough sex, eating ass, exhibitionism, and facials amongst other things.

I also kinda get pretty into being pun...

Shroom'd Up

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Hello Beautiful,

While I was writing this script I couldn't stop listening to Boo'd Up. In case you were wondering how I came to such an incredible name.

Anyway, this audio is a mixture of two suggestions in the poll and also inspired by a phrase a friend of mine said the other day.

The suggestions being:

Sex pollen/aphrodisiac ty...

2025-05-28 01:57:09 +0000 UTC View Post