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Banana Walnut Loaf pt. 1

Hello Beautiful,

To be honest, I don't quite know how to tag this one, which is why the tags are pretty scarce.

But, this one is based off of the winner of the content poll:

"Listener moves into a new apartment and is charmed by her handsome, big headed new neighbour but quickly learns that the walls are paper thin and he is not subtle about his nighttime activities"

So! Here I am with the first SFW(ish) part of that!

I won't get toooo in...

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May 2025 Housekeeping

Hello Beautiful,

I'm here with the monthly poll!

I don't have much else to say other than that, but I'm looking forward to seeing what your sick and twisted minds have to offer.

Talk Soon,

Aa

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Power Outage: The Distance

Hello Beautiful,

Here's a link for future use

This one's a mix of some of the suggestions in the poll!

Folks have been asking for some heartache for a bit now; and while I'm no stranger to making these sorts of audios, I haven't made a heartachey series before!

So...as you might have gleaned from part 1 and 2, that's this series. My thinking is that by making it a series i...

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Johnny, Markus, & Co Breeding Services: The First Session

Hello Beautiful,

SORRY I don't know why this didn't post without a description! I swear this has happened before.

Anyway,

Here's a link for future use

Are you into breeding?
Like getting bred?

Well then, boy, do I have the audio for you!

This one isn't a direct sequel to The Breeding & Betterment Package, but it is a spiritual successor!

...

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Local Man Pontificates On Face Riding, Apologizing, Face Riding, Voyeurism, Face Riding, Specific Language, Face Riding, And Face Riding

Hello Beautiful,

Here's a soundgasm link for future use

So you can probably guess from the title what this audio is about.

In my defense, I recorded this after a long day and was way more zooted than i ever have been before recording one of these.

Usually I feel like I need a certain level of energy or brain power to be able to really artic...

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Rocky's Birthday

Hello Beautiful,

Here's a soundgasm link for future use.

I've been meaning to make a club audio for a minute, but the circumstances of how I used to record made it impossible for me.

Not anymore!

Balancing my voice with background music is always a little bit of a fine line, but I think if it's a little bit tough to make out exactly what I'm saying, then you re...

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Power Outage: Dilla Time

Hello Beautiful,

I'm sure you can probably tell by the title, but this SFW audio is a sequel to the audio Power Outage from last month!

At the end of the last one, your childhood best friend turned lover told you that he was given an opportunity to work at a new restaurant his boss was opening out in BC.

You both decided to try to make it work long distance since it wouldn't have to be forever.

For all of you who were asking for a sequel to Power Outage, I'm sure you m...

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08/04/2025 PP Stream

Hello Beautiful,

Sorry I know I was supposed to stream tomorrow, but something came up with work, so I'll need to move the PP stream to Tuesday, March 8th at 7PM EST.

Sorry for the inconvenience and see you then!

Aa

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April 2025 Housekeeping

EDIT: Sorry everyone is have no idea what's going on Patreon hates when I embed polly links I guess.

It should be the regular one now, but if not try this:

Participate to my poll to find an answer for my question: tell me about it https://poll.ly/PGn6lK4MOkFgIssFsNCP

😭😭😭

Hello Beautiful,

I'm just here to d...

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Bigger Boss

Hello Beautiful,

Here's a soundgasm link for future use.

Last month I made Big Boss, about a couple trying out a new dynamic for the first time.

I got a fair bit of feedback in the form saying that there were a few ideas that people wanted me to flesh out a little more!

In that audio I was trying more for the feeling of newness and easing into a new dynamic, so I...

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Local Man Pontificates On It Nastier Style With No Interruptions (VERY NASTY not clickbait)

Hello Beautiful,

Here's the soundgasm link for future use.

Okay! I heard you! The feedback on the last audio was that you wanted me to talk even nastier and depraved! So I hope you're happy!

I'm not gonna lie I kind of was just talking my shit without thinking and I looked over at my screen to find I had been recording for over half an hour.

I don't remember exactly w...

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Local Man Pontificates On It Nasty Style With A Few Interruptions (LEGIT #holdthemoan NOT clickbait)

Hello Beautiful,

Here's a soungasm link for future use.

So for this ramblefap I kinda just wanted to talk?

Like I talk during every ramblefap but, I really just wanted to talk. Y'know?

I wanted to talk nasty and just say what I wanted. Which I feel like I usually do but...

Y'know?

Haha, I t...

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Power Outage

Hello Beautiful,

Here's a soundgasm link for later use

This one is an amalgamation of a couple of poll suggestions!

But at it's a best friends to lover type beat! So if you enjoy those kinds of audios, I think you'll like this one! There's tons of banter that can only come from someone who's been in your life for a very long time!

As you may know, one of the things I've been tryi...

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Rainy Day

Hello Beautiful,

Before you mention it in the comments, yes for some reason I had a sore throat the last week and I'm getting over it! You might hear it just a lil lil lil lil bit in this one. But it shouldn't be too bad.

Anyway!

I often get many a requests for more slice of life audios, so I'm here to deliver the goods!

The through-line for this one being the titular rainy day!

It's a lil lazy day with your sexy boyfriend! I also left some more room for some amb...

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You Can Cum If _____

Hello Beautiful,

I came up with an insane idea after reading some of the poll suggestions!

One of the issues with sitting down and doing a longer form ramblefap like I'd want, is that my roommate is usually home. If he does leave though, it's usually only for a brief moment to go to the gym, get dinner, etc. etc.

I also love the idea of like a monthish long piece where I'm constantly updating things. I did a SFW audio similar where it was like a BFE thing where I was updatin...

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03/07/25 PP Stream

Never would have made it

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March Basque RF Poll

Hello Beautiful,

I'm here to post the poll for your RF this month

That's all I've got sorry!

But make sure they're extra freaky! Thanks!

See Ya,

Aa

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March 2025 House Keeping

Hello Beautiful,

Spring has sprung!

Or something like that.

Anyway, I'm here to bring you the content poll for this month.

I look forward to what you've got in that sick and twisted brain of yours.

I'm also here to announce that I'll be PP Streaming this Friday, March 7th at 6:30pm EST!

I've got an early morning the next day, so it probably won't be too too long but I want to get b...

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Living In An Active Construction Zone

Here's the soundgasm link for future use

Hello Beautiful,

For all the baddies who keep stopping me in the street to argue with me, DEMANDING an argument audio, this one's for you! I hope you're happy! Or angry? I don't know, whatever gets you there.

I don't know if you know, but I live in an active construction zone.

That's kind of unrelated to thi...

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The Stardust Reverie: Love

Here's a soundgasm link for future use

Hello Beautiful,

It's been just almost a year since the last episode of Stardust Reverie!

This time I asked for submissions/questions all about love, and you did not disappoint!

Unfortunately, I wasn't able to fit them all in this audio, but hopefully some of the advice given feels applicable to your life.

I'm not sure how full of l...

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Big Boss

Here's the soundgasm link for future use

Hello Beautiful,

This one's for you folks who wanted something a little more romantic this month!

A looooong long BFE audio, that should keep you warm and romantic during these cold nights (I don't know if there's snow on the ground where you are too, or just here).

Essentially this one's about telling your partner th...

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Local Man Pontificates On Stress Relief

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Local Man Pontificates On The Excitement Of New Intimacy & Screams I Love You

Hello Beautiful,

I told myself I'd retire this series just because I was using the word "pontificates" wrong, but to be honest it's kind of on brand.

I never said I was smart!

Anyway, I'm here before you on Valentine's Day to offer you this ramblefap!

I talk a little bit about touch, intimacy, and just some other things on my mind currently!

To be honest, I had a little more I wanted to talk about on this topic, but something happens at the end that's never happe...

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February 2025 Housekeeping

EDIT: Sorry, I put a poll for the Stardust Reverie submissions, but I meant to make an anonymous form. Please use that instead.

Hello Beautiful,

I'm just here to do some monthly housekeeping!

Thank you for your patience with last month, but I'm sure getting really sick instantly in January means that I'll be 100% healthy for the remainder of 2025...right?

Anyway!

I'...

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REUNITING WITH MY HIGH SCHOOL EX? 😍😈🙈😰🥵️🥴️ (REAL) (FULL PPV IN YOUR DMS👀👅)

I've included the soundgasm link for future use

Hello Beautiful,

I wanted to make an audio that kind of felt like a vintage Domsimar audio.

That being said, I do kinda go hard on the degradation, humiliation, and general dehumanization (calling you some nasty names), so just know that going in!

It's nothing I haven't done before, but it does feel like it's been a minute.

I'd give more context as to why this audio is called ...

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The Inaugural Basque Cheesecake RF

I've included the soundgasm link, in case you've decided to downgrade/not renew your membership for the coming month. Thank you for your patience

Hello Beautiful,

Thank you so much for signing up for this new tier!

For this months BC RF, I try some new things and I bring back some old flavours!

I talk about it in the audio because I can't help myself, but I DO in fact live in an active construction zone. I kind of riff on that at one point but...

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A Specific Kind Of Comfort IV

I've included the soundgasm link for future use

Hello Beautiful,

I've got a question for you. Do you like your men desperate? Devoted? Needy?

A weary traveller in the desert and you're the only oasis in sight?

Well! Do I have the audio for you.

This one is a bit of a sequel to A Specific Kind Of Comfort III, as once again your sweet large headed man is in...

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Put Your Words In My Mouth II

Hello Beautiful,

I am here before you, a humble man, a vessel really, for your words.

As I mention in the beginning of this ramble fap I am currently living beside an active construction zone, so there may be some parts with some machinery in the background. While I was editing, I also noticed there were some spots that have some weird interference. I don't think it ruins the audio, but if it's too distracting I can release a version with these parts cut out. Hopefully you enjoy t...

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Running Errands

Hello Beautiful,

I know I don't usually start with the SFW audio, but due to some sickness related reasons, the ramblefap is on hold for a minute. It'll come soon though!

Anyway, I often get requests for more BFE slice of life audios with an emphasis on running some errands and just generally being domestic.

So! If like me, you were recently sick (maybe still recovering...hopefully it's not tooooo noticeable in this audio) and would love for somebody to just take you out of...

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Put Your Words In My Mouth...Again?!?

EDIT EDIT:
I recorded this little ditty for you. Sorry...

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