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TBD PP Stream

EDIT EDIT:
Sorry to do this to you again, but my sickness has gotten worse and am currently laid up in bed with a high fever.

I thought I'd be well enough tonight by the time of the stream but I was wrong.

Sorry again and I will be rescheduling this pp stream for when I'm back in good health.

Sorry again.

EDIT:
I'm so sorry for the late notice, but an emergency situation came up (I'm okay) and so I won't be back home in time to stream tonight.

Instead...

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January 2025 Basque Ramblefap Poll

EDIT:

SORRY SORRY.

Here's the ramblefap poll

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Hello Hello!

I'm just here to drop the ramblefap poll for this month!

Keep in mind you'll be getting 2 ramblefaps, so I might steal some ideas for a ramblefap for the other tiers too!

I look forward to what you've got up there in that sick and twisted brain of yours!

Warmly,
Aa

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January 2025 Housekeeping

Hello Beautiful,

Thank you so much for you support throughout 2024!

Just here to do a quick little update and give you the January Content Poll.

My own personal goal for this year is to create more freely and allow myself to not feel so constraint in my audio creation process. So! Go nuts! I look forward to seeing what kind of audios you'd like to hear this year.

Also! I'm here to announce 2 n...

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Home Spa Day + Wash Day

Hello Beautiful,

I've included soundgasm links for both audios for future use

Firstly I've got a home spa day audio! This one's been highly requested and is pretty self explanatory. Your bf with a big head took the time to set up a nice little spa day for you! He washes you down and then pampers you in various ways in the bath. He also reads you some poetry he f...

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Local Milk Man Edges His Way Into 2025

Hello Beautiful,

It was brought to my attention that I do a yearly ramblefap for New Years.

So here I am!

This is kind of a more fully fleshed out version of the gluck gluck 12000 ramblefap I made earlier this month.

I do and say somethings in this audio that I've never done before! So! That's fun!

But also more than slightly embarrassing for me to listen back to when editing.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy it!

Edge You Next Year,

Aa

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The Painter And His Muse

UPDATE:

SORRY! I reuploaded it with a new mix. There were some weird artifacts that only showed up after exporting that hadn't happened before. Also, some of the background sfx/music sounded way louder on here than in my editing software. It took forever to export it again because of the length of the audio. Sorry to unintentionally edge you!

Update Update: I don't know why there was a whole chunk of silence near the end, reuploaded it to fix that issue.

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Early Access: The Painter On The Train

Hello Beautiful,

If you were one of the people who sent me an edible arrangement demanding *checks notes* rekindling romance with your ex, a "hallmark type holiday audio", hold the moan, or fooling around in public, I hope you're happy!

This one is also part 1 of 2, so if you're one of the people who keep sending my postcards from Turks and Caicos demanding more of those, happy holidays I suppose.

I told myself I'd make things a bit easier and pornier ...

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8/12/24 PP Stream

Hello Beautiful,

I'm just putting this here for the the PP stream later tonight.

My shift got moved around so I'm actually going to be streaming at 8pm EST time tonight instead of 9PM.

Sorry for any inconvenience.

See You Soon,

Aa

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A Stocking Full Of Ramblefaps

Hello Beautiful,

I often get requests for shorter ramblefaps, for the woman on the go.

So! here I am with some shorter ramblefaps!

For those who like the long long looonnnngg ramblefaps, I hope these ones are just as effective for you.

The names are pretty self explanatory, so I won't include further tags underneath them.

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December 2024 Poll + Update

Important points from video:

Talk Soon,

Aa

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Local Man Holds His Moans (REAL)

Hello Beautiful,

As you might know, I just moved in with a friend of mine.

Our new place is really great except for one thing. Our bedrooms share a wall.

So! With that being said, I'm sure you can guess what this ramblefap is like!

I'm not gonna lie, I've made some noises in this one that I haven't ever made before in my life and we're actually kind of embarrassing when I listened back to them...

There's also some random noises here and there because of reasons e...

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Johnny Burger & Rants

Hello Beautiful,

After The Chalet, I've been flooded with requests for another long form night drive audio. So here I am!

This one's got a combination of some other requests I often get, mainly an audio here you and your bestie rant about life and comfort each other.

So, if you're fighting seasonal depression and finding getting out of bed and responding to texts to be a herculean task (same), then I think this one should feel particularly relevant.

This one's got a go...

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Crystal

Sorry had to reupload due to something on my end.

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Hello Beautiful,

This one's for all you switchy leaning people who keep approaching me on the street and threatening me, apologizing and then begging for a switch audio.

Although, this one does lean more on the MSub side, there's some Mdom in there too.

Also, if you happened to be one of the people who have been sending me leashes and dog tags in the mail and demanding a full length collar audio,...

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The Chalet

Hello Beautiful,

I moved mid-way through this month, so I've got a whole different set up in my new place.

I'm not sure if the differences will be noticeable on your end, but it'll certainly make things easier for me in the future.

I often get requests for more argument and make up sex audios. In fact, when I moved into my new place there was already a stack of threatening letters waiting for me on my kitchen counter.

So! If you were one of those people, I hope you'r...

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Local Man Pontificates Further On Physicality & Tells You What To Do A Little Bit Now & Then

Hello Beautiful,

I don't often do sequels, and I even more seldom do back to back ramblefaps.

However, to be honest I woke up this morning wanting to get back on the mic and ramble for you.

The last ramblefap isn't required listening, but in this one I expound on ideas that I brought up in the last one.

I talk about all this in my intro, so I don't need to get too in depth here in the description.

What I don't mention is that this audio is a little bit of ...

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Local Man Pontificates On Physicality And Gets Silky 2

Hello Beautiful,

I often get requests for ramblefaps where I just shut my big mouth and enjoy a tenga egg.

So! For chunks of this audio I do just that!

But also, I've gotta ramble even a little bit, so I do that too.

Usually I do some sort of countdown, but for some reason I found myself completely unable to.

You'll hear it for yourself though.

I Hope You Enjoy,

Aa

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Tolkien On The Train

Hello Beautiful,

I wanted to do another long form reading audio for you kind folk, but I couldn't decide on what to read. At one point I thought it might be fun to read some goosebumps for you since it's spooky season, but at the off chance it might actually be too spOooooOooky for some, I decided against it.

So, I instead landed on some Tolkien! Specifically "The Adventures of Tom Bombadil and Other Verses From The Red Book."

I'm also reading to you on a train, for a...

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Quick Late October Update

Hello Beautiful,

This is a very late update, but I spent a lot of time going back and forth on how much information I wanted to/felt comfortable sharing.

The long and the short of it is that due to a handful of things that happened in my personal life, it's been particularly tough to create the content I do for you.

In the past few weeks especially I've found it exceedingly difficult to be able to get into a head space in which to write or portray intimacy.

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Moon Madness

Hello Beautiful,

I know you haven't heard from me for a couple weeks, I'll be making an update post about it separate from this audio.

Anyway, I finally made a werewolf audio!

It's important to know that this is more so my take on a werewolf audio. So, for all of you hoping to have an audio with a big dramatic transformation scene under the moon, this isn't quite it.

However, I do think this audio should satiate the werewolf lovers to some degree. Espec...

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Back to Back ASMR(?) Public & Patreon PP Streams 05/10/24

EDIT:

First Stream:

https://youtube.com/live/Op96p7mgtHU?feature=share


Hello Hello!

Super short notice I know, but my shift today got cancelled last minute so I'm gonna be PPing!

First for the public and then for the patrons here like I usually do.

It's been a minute since I've done a whispery ASMR stream, so I've been meaning to do that.

That being said...

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October 2024 House Keeping

Hello BOO-Tiful,

I'm here before you, a simple large headed man with some house keeping for the following month!

First and foremost, I'm here to give you a poll to share your ideas, and also remind you of the anonymous feedback/audio request form. Just in case you'd prefer to share all your horn- interesting idea...

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PP Stream 01/10/24

Hello Beautiful,

After a PP drought, I'm back to quench your thirst.

Tomorrow! 6:30PM EDT! SEE YOU THERE!

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Honk Shnooo Mimimimimi

Hello Beautiful,

I'm sorry this is out on the last day.

Here's another audio intro, I'll write a proper description in the morning.

Also, for those who don't know, this is lugaw.

Please Enjoy,

Aa

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Double Dragon: Onyx & Garnet

Hello Beautiful,

I still haven't written a description for the first part yet, but!

Here's part two of this little audio drama featuring you, yes you, and a pair of twins in a toxic love triangle.

After picking you up from his brother's house, Johnny takes you back to his Motel 6, driving with his hand on your thigh the whole way there.

Despite your mixed feelings about him, you're not sure you have it in you to deny him if he wants to do it.

And by it I mea...

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Early Access: Double Dragon: Opal & Sapphire

UPDATE: Re-uploaded with the movie turned down a touch.

Hello Beautiful,

My brain is fried right now , please listen to this for a description of this audio. I'll have a written one soon!

Thanks!

Aa

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4nniversary Q&A

Hello Beautiful,

Thank you for all your questions in the polly!

I hope my answers are satisfactory for you!

The cold and flu medicine is kicking in so I can't think of anything else to say.

Please Enjoy!

Aa

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Q&A For The Patreon 4nniversary

Hello Beautiful,

For this months SFW Audio, I was thinking of doing a Q&A!

It's been like maybe over a year since I've done my last one, and I didn't really do anything for the 4 year anniversary of the Patreon.

So! Here's a poll where you can leave and vote for questions

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Local Man Shares Ideas

UPDATE:

I forgot to ask, but how amenable are you to the idea of some of the public streams being random spur of the moment type deals?

The Patron streams will always be scheduled and some of the public ones will be as well, but if a fella just wanted to do it, and by it I mean PP a little bit at 11:45PM EDT on his twitch, is that something you'd be interested in?

Or would you need some sort of notice regardless?

Please inform in comments thanks.

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PP Stream 14/9/24


UPDATE:
YOU HAVE MADE YOUR VOICE HEARD.

I'll be streaming for the public from 2pm-5pm and then the patrons from 5pm-8pm.

Also, after the last public stream I got some folks voicing their concerns/discomfort with the ferality of the chat during parts of the stream.

That's definitely on me for not watching chat better and contributing to how chaotic the energy can be.

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Local Man Talks About Desire, Summer Loving, Butterfly, and Gets Desperate

Hello Beautiful,

I'm not gonna lie, I didn't think I had it in me!

That is to say, I feel like this Ramblefap ended up going in a very different direction that I thought it would.

I just wanted to talk about being desired and some hot sweaty sexy summer love, but then it kind of got away from me.

You'll see!

And I hope you enjoy it!

Get Sweaty With You Later,

Aa

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