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Local Man Pontificates On Physicality And Gets Silky 2

Hello Beautiful,

I often get requests for ramblefaps where I just shut my big mouth and enjoy a tenga egg.

So! For chunks of this audio I do just that!

But also, I've gotta ramble even a little bit, so I do that too.

Usually I do some sort of countdown, but for some reason I found myself completely unable to.

You'll hear it for yourself though.

I Hope You Enjoy,

Aa

p.s. here's the external link should you need it

Local Man Pontificates On Physicality And Gets Silky 2 Local Man Pontificates On Physicality And Gets Silky 2

Comments

To be so cavalier about the insane level of thirst proliferated with these audios 💀

LeeDeaux

yeah UM, that was crazy

mya marie

talk about Sleep Aid that had me out within minutes (of the audio ending)

fun3ralf4n

😏🤝

notionals

NOTION- yeah me too

Aria

It’s beyond me how Markus cooks these better and better each time 😙🤌🥵

Aria

my crew leave me behind for a bit…. mama’s got some jorking to do

notionals

“Tip sticky, on the mic” ur getting blocked. 😭

Cc

Impeccable note taking skills

Linny

SIR, you 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 back with a VENGEANCE! More leaking? The desperate moaning, extended edition?™ Rambling getting more and more incoherent while losing yourself in the ferality?? 𝘔𝘖𝘙𝘌 (⸝⸝๑﹏๑⸝⸝) Some notable timestamps: 𝟤̶𝟩̶:̶𝟢̶𝟢̶,̶ ̶𝟫̶:̶𝟣̶𝟧̶,̶ ̶𝟣̶𝟣̶:̶𝟢̶𝟧̶,̶ ̶𝟣̶𝟢̶:̶𝟦̶𝟧̶,̶ ̶𝟣̶𝟫̶:̶𝟧̶𝟥̶,̶ ̶𝟤̶𝟪̶:̶𝟥̶𝟢̶,̶ ̶𝟥̶𝟢̶:̶𝟣̶𝟫̶,̶ ̶𝟥̶𝟦̶:̶𝟤̶𝟢̶,̶ ̶𝟥̶𝟦̶:̶𝟧̶𝟫̶,̶ ̶𝟥̶𝟨̶:̶𝟤̶𝟦̶ 00:00 - 42:29 Tenga Egg vs AA: AA - 3 Tenga Egg - 0

PAT ✰

going to also raise a battery funding subsection ✍️

notionals

that tip sticky reference chat we are SO BACK

val ☆

✍🏾

Raven

i haven’t listened yet but these comments have me hype🤭

mya marie

Oh you ate this one

lae lae

Sir, I really can't last more than forty minutes.🥵

LHearting

call this diva Beyonce, the way he be tellin me to listen😪

Italia

juice from the future everyone is now free to pontificate with a sticky tip whenever they wish, preferably on mic, thank you for your service

Juicy

gnawing at the iron bars of my enclosure… this was on another level

kendall roy

Good game coach🤭

Big_Bad_Taco

✍️🏾

Big_Bad_Taco

pontificating with a sticky tip? i heard that’s a misdemeanor in multiple states!

Juicy

“mama”?? “baby girl”?? why do you do this to me???? (please don’t stop)

leia

✍️

imxddn

✍️🏾

soup

✍️

Keana

✍️🏾🙌🏾

Tamia

It’s only Tuesday?! 😫😩

Chantal

✍🏽

briezy

Sign this petition if you demand Aas Audio Inc. replace your vibrator(s) because your toys have gone on strike under these working conditions:👇🏾 Edit: 🪫🔋

Chantal

"Don't go nowhere" sir I've face planted into my pillow and been screaming for 30 min! This comeback is crazy work! Our toys are screaming for a reprieve! The"mamas" is violence untold... AAFSSSHHHKKKKK You Def went crazy on this one🫦🧎🏾‍♀️👌🏾

Tamia

Must be nice to have no consequences to one's words

soup

😮‍💨 what a way to start a Tuesday morning

briezy

“Just something for you to think about I guess” *throws phone across the room*

Keana

I—help??

Keana

WYDM "[you] will not be expanding"???? NOW you wanna be bashful???? Why are you running????

soup

oh fxck. baby boy is BACK back. like all the way back. like put me on my back, back.

Chantal

Dropped with enough time for me to do what I need to before getting ready to start my day iktr. 😌 🙂‍↕️ Thanks d- nvm.

Tangerine

This is my reward for staying up lateԅ(✧_✧ԅ) and dont forget to rest well while updating (ᐡ ɞ̴̶̷ . ɞ̴̶̷ ᐡ)

imxddn


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