Yolo Swag Studios

Final Tier Rewards

Getting ready to send out final tier rewards Monday, keep an eye on your mailboxes, honkies. The new joint Patreon with Beetle Moses is gearing up to launch next month, we're working on a cool promo animation I'm pretty hype about. Feel free to find us over there at Patreon.com/ColdCuts, but no worries if not, I'll still be posting on Twitter and Instagram.

If for some reason your final tier reward package does not show up at the end of this month/start of next month, DM me on twitter, ...

Comic, October 20th

the new trading cards have come in so I'll be sending out the final tier rewards for this month, keep an eye out! And shoot me a DM if you're in the custom doodle tier of what you would like if you haven't already!

Dog bless

Comic, October 14th

Still coming up with what the dog is going to say in the corner, taking a quick nap.

Comic, October 10th

Yekub is all knowing. Attached is also another sneak peak at the new card set as well, should be placing the order for them tomorrow. 31 new cards, but it's more like 45+ with all the alternative artworks, I'm pretty hype.

Comic, Oct 6th

Back to our regularly scheduled programing doggies, Wrapping up the new trading cards tomorrow and hitting the order button. This one is unfinished and still needs text to be added, but Beetle and I are adding some full art super rare versions of a couple cards, check it out.

The end?

But not really.

Hope everyone's having a solid start to their October. When I first started the Patreon I only expected to get a handful of people to sign up. The fact that there are over 70 of you currently is crazy, and a lot of you have become friends and people I can count on. After starting the Cold Cuts podcast with Harris (BeetleMoses), my plan was to revamp this Patreon to add even more bonus stuff and tier rewards. However, I think it would be easier to start fresh. 

Comic, Sept 27th

Pussolini vs. Bussolini would be a battle of the ages. Hope everyone's September is winding down nicely. Finishing up the new set of trading cards with Beetle Moses, I think you guys are gonna enjoy them. I'll post some teasers of them here soon once we're closer to wrapping up production. 

TIER REWARDS: I've sent out a few DMs, check your inboxes! I need a couple of you honkies address/choices for your doodles (if you're in the 20 dollar tier). Sent out about 3/4's of the rewards ...

Comic, September 21st

I truly have no idea what's going on on Twitch right now but I've been told it's the equivalent of 9/11 for babies.

Trying to move into more standard comics as opposed to the fake political ones, but I keep getting dumb ideas and having to draw them, sorry lads. Hope everyone's September is winding down in a rad way, don't forget to start looking for Christmas gifts for the family, better to start now so you can relax in December.

Love you honkies,

Zach

Cock Fight Queen

Episode 32 of Sissy Hypno Hour

Bonus episode hot off the press lads. I got way too high for this one.

Comic, Sept 16

pick men

Comic, Sept 15th

Might knock out a colored version before tomorrow. Tier stickers came in today so I'll be sending out your rewards in the next day or two, shoot me a message if you haven't already if you're in the custom doodle tier honkeys. Have a good night, me luv you

Comic, September 13th

absolute banger of a track by Chloe & Halle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO-oXdQ-b7I

Comic, September 11th

Had to bust out a 9/11 comic before the Brits get too cheeky tomorrow. 

Comic, Sept 8th

Hot off the presses honkies, gotta strike while the iron is hot

Comic, Sept 7th

Been watching way too much Law and Order SVU/Better Call Saul and couldn't get this stupid idea out of my head. Dog bless.

Comic, Sept 4th

I feel like this one might get misunderstood by the wider Twitter audience, but there was some 'drama' over a recent lore update to a simian D&D race (the Hadozee) that some people were upset over for some reason. Apparently the Hadozee were enslaved by a magical wizard who wanted to turn them into a slave army, but the Hadozee rose up and killed the wizard. Some people considered this back story too close to what happened in America. (??????)

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Packages + Def Noodles

Sat front row at the show last night, it was wild. I'm definitely going to try to make it out to next week's show, and hopefully take footage this time if anything happens. I think it's pretty unpopular to be rooting for Def at the moment, but I love a good underdog and the guy needs someone on his side, even if I'm just silently rooting for him from the sidelines.

Last month's packages should be arriving this week, my sticker supplier had an issue sourcing something for the holographic...

Comic, August 29th

The Sweeney discourse is WHACK.

Comic, August 28th

Feels a little sparse, might add some more to it in the morning, but I couldn't get the idea of Bussolini out of my head.

Everything but the Tate

Episode 30 of Sissy Hypno Hour

In an attempt to talk about Andrew Tate, we end up discussing the  Rugrats, the world's smallest man, Law and Order: SVU, and father  figures. Strap in, sissies.

Comic, August 16th

He really does look a lot like Megamind.

Tier Rewards Bay Beeeeeeee

     Tier rewards have been updated, honkies! Will post a sneak peek at the new stickers and Patreon exclusive trading cards once they arrive, should be sometime towards the end of the week. Shoot me a DM with your address if you're in the $10/20 tier so I can send you your swag. 

     I'm also sending anyone from the $1/3 a surprise gift this month, so shoot me a DM as well. Working on some fresh stuff rn, thanks for the luv.

Comic, August 9th

Still have to come up with something for the Yolo dog to say in the corner, but this is what we're working with bros. I feel like were going to be stuck in 2016 forever, dog bless.

Unreleased Episode 2

Unreleased episode of Cold Cuts 

I don't even remember what we talk about, I just remember eating a burrito at the beginning. 

Comic, August 3rd

She is goated with the jugs

Comic, August 2nd

Working on coms and updating the patreon the rest of the night thugs, dog bless. Recording a new episode of Cold Cuts tomorrow, shoot us a message if you want to ask any questions to me or Harris (Beetle Moses) !

beetledogcoldcuts@gmail.com

Clout Rap 2

Album art is a place holder for now, here's a sneak peek at a new song lads. Dog bless.

Checkin' In, Potential Restructuring

What's up, honkeys. Gearing up to take Daphne up north for her birthday so I'll be offline for a week. If any of you have tier rewards you want to claim shoot me a dm so I can doodle them! I'm also thinking about completely nuking the patreon and restructuring it so I can give you guys cooler reward tiers, the current ones are ok but I would ideally like to maximize your bang for your buck, since you guys all rock. Considering doing some sticker based tiers where you get stickers and a rare t...

Comic, July 18th

might turn it into a digital comic in the next day or two, or just post it as is

Comic, July 17th

probably going to add the Yolo dog saying something, narrowing down the options rn