Boy oh boy have I been struggling with posting audios lately lol. So much so that I've really been struggling with what I should actually record! The struggle has been struggling 😅
ENTYWAY, I tried to load the beginning of this with a bunch of yimmer-yammering to build up the dynamic and all that. I didn't actually give anyone a real job title, so feel free to pick! See if we can't build out this lore together 🤗
Boy oh boy has this month been fucking with me lmao. Between my sink flooding last and YouTube restricting me from making posts on my channel, waking up with a sore-ish jaw from grinding my teeth in my sleep doesn't seem that bad 😅
ENTYWAY, I originally had something else planned for today, but with the whole YouTube situation, I had to try and prep something else for you cats! A true Cap Classic lol. Some single-setting sleepy seggs <3
I come to you today with another "New-ish" audio poll for the Swabbie tier! Sorry I'm a bit late, but if you don't mind, I'd love a lil help choosing which Deckhand audio gets passed down this month 🤗
"Haunted by a Ghost" - imagine waking up to the best oral you've ever felt, but there's no one there...
"The Witch's Assistant" - nothing like a good assistant to test your magic on, amirite?
I apologize for this audio coming to you cats a little later than usual, but I have a good reason! Long story short, my kitchen sink started flooding last night and I wasn't able to get a plumber in to look at it until around 1pm today... So I wasn't able to finish editing this thing til just now 😅
ENTYWAY, I feel like we haven't had couch sex in awhile, so here's a steamy hot session for the "birthday baby" 🤗 I hope you fuck with it
I know most of you cats are likely over this little [Fantasy] moment we've been in this month, but this is the last one I swear! Even made sure to end it with a big hairy monster cause I know that's your jam 💁♂️
ENTYWAY, I hope those of you that really fuck with the [Fantasy] stuff had fun this month! I'm real proud of how this character turned out, so y'know I'll be yimmer-yammering about it in a Bosun audio sooner than later lol. Stay safe out there <3
I come to you today with another fantasy audio for the spooky season! Though this one is probably a fair bit more playful than the one from earlier this month 😅 Let me give you a lil context!
You're a talented witch with a hunger for new magic that rivals Frieren the Slayer herself! However, rather than seeking existing spells, you find your joy in creating magical items from scratch. Unfortunately for me, your lovestruck assistant, that means a whole lot of unfortunate experiments... :totallyFine:
ENTYWAY, I hope you cats have fun with this one! I know my [Fantasy] often falls a little short, so if you were into this, I'd really appreciate you dropping a like to let me know <3
sigh I really hate doing this man, but I've been feeling pretty sick for the past week or two, and today has been the worst yet. I'm just really stuffy, sore and my body feels super heavy. I've honestly only gotten out of bed once to feed Babs this morning and again to type this out...
That being said, I did record today's audio and start editing it, but there's still a good 30-40% left for me to work through before it's finished and ready to post. I'm usually better at staying on top of this stuff but I didn't manage my time as well as I could have over the Thanksgiving so here we are. I'm really sorry for that...
ENTYWAY, I'm hoping that by taking it easy today and just trying to focus on getting better, I'll be able to catch up on work and get back on schedule sooner than later :scrib_TotallyFine: At least this month has 5 Thursdays, so I'll still have 4 roleplays for you by the end of the month!
Sorry again for the inconvenience, but thank you for your understanding 💕 -Cap
Since so many of you cats seem to enjoy the spook season, I come to you today with an audio idea I've been sitting on for precisely this occasion! That being said, this did turn out a fair bit different from my original idea 😅
Long story short: I had a significant amount of lore that I wanted to include, but I remembered the ninja audios and figured it'd just be better to get straight to the point here! Y'know, the more I think about it, the more I realize this is lowkey significantly different lmaoo. Here's hoping you fuck with my decisions :Debbie:
It seems I made a mistake with the "New-ish" audio poll for the Swabbie tier I posted yesterday and posted Cutie audios instead of Deckhand ones... So if you don't mind, I'd love a lil help choosing which Deckhand audio gets passed down this month 😬 Sorry for the confusion!
"We Came Together" - the "feature length" audio that I keep yimmer yammering about lol
"Grey Sweatpants" - boyfriend in grey sweatpants ooo la la
I come to you today with another "New-ish" audio poll for the Swabbie tier! So if you don't mind, I'd love a lil help choosing which Deckhand audio gets passed down this month 🤗 On time and everything :teaa:
"Kidnapped by the Tall Guy at the Bar" - kidnapped cause you were with your friends, not cause he's a creep lol
"A Flight to Remember" - mile high club audio officially secured ✔
It has been a hot minute since I've done a commission that I'm able to share with you cats, and boy is this one I think you cats will enjoy 😈
ENTYWAY, I mentioned in a Bo'sun audio recently that I've been working on my editing knowledge, so I took part in an audio editing workshop focused on loudness and learned a buncha things I previously had no idea about lol. So this audio should be a fair bit louder than my usual stuff! You'll have to let me know what you think 🤗
I'm so sorry for keeping you cats waiting on this "New-ish" audio poll for the Swabbie tier! :IDKher: If you don't mind though, I'd love a lil help choosing which Deckhand audio gets passed down this month 🤗 Forever late with these things man...
"Sneaking into Your Roommates Bed" - you get caught taking nudes in your roomies bed. smh, such a dirty girl
"Too Hot to Touch..." - what is it about sweaty bodies in little clothes that makes you wanna touch yourself?
Listen, I know that this is gonna sound familiar to a few of you, but I promise that its the last re-edit to the feature 😅 But according to my YouTube analytics, less than 30% of listeners got past the 10 minute mark... So I'm sure this'll be new to some of you lmaoo.
ENTYWAY, like I mentioned last week I haven't had a chance to record anything new due to all the editing, but we'll have new stuff next week! I just didn't wanna leave the Deckhands with nothing just because I couldn't manage my time optimally 😬
Extra tags: [Shouting] [Hurt Feelings] [Shut Up] [Name Calling] [Apology] super [Sweet] [Vulnerable] mentions of [Distance] [Angry] [Worries] [Reassurance] [Body Appreciation] [Nipple play] [Tummy Kisses] [Consent] very [Affectionate] [LBombs] [Cumslut] kinda [Desperate] very [Breathy] [Whimpers] [Pussy Rubbing] [Pinned Down] [Doggystyle] so much [Dirty talk] [Pussy eating] [Spit] [Feed Bag] [Moan for me] but also [Sneaking Around] [Public Bathroom] [Mile High Club] [Hold the moan] [Sore] but still [Pent up] [Deep] [Spanks] a little [Overstim] [Whimpers] [Cum for me] [Riding] so [Milking] [Watch me Cum] [Multiple Orgasms] [Breeding] so [Creampies] [Cock Warming] slight [Cum Fetish] [Wet sounds] [Aftercare] [Binaural]
Hello dear friends!
Today I bring to you MY 500th AUDIO :Tanner: and boy am I tired lmaoo. This audio has been almost a year in the making man! There were so many other times that I wanted to have this thing posted by, but I honestly just never found the time to get it done 😅 Even now I'm making a bit of a compromise to make it happen :IDKHer:
For those that don't know, I went to school for Film and have always wanted to make a movie. I've written short films in the past, even went as far as filming one, but due to creative differences it never really came to fruition. I really didn't want that to be the case again, so here's my score-free solo-feature lmaoo. Complete with 8 scene changes and 3 sex scenes ooo la la :teaa:
ENTYWAY, some of this is bound to be a bit familiar if you've been here awhile, but I promise that was always the plan! It's why I made sure not to mention the "holidays" too much in the first place 😏 You might also notice the big inspiration from "They Came Together" I took, but with a lot more sex lol.
I really hope you cats fuck with this man, but if not, I still thank you for listening 💕 -Cap
PS. Probably won't be any new audios next week cause I haven't had a chance to record due to trying to edit this 😬 I'm apologize in advance...
My oh my it has been many moons since I last uploaded a [Strangers to Lovers] themed audio :omguh: Which is honestly kinda wild to me because I find "meet-cutes" so so fun! That awkward rambling to try and find a common interest, or worrying that what you have to say is actually super dumb and you might give them the ick... 🙃
ENTYWAY, if I'm being honest, I really just made this to be fun and challenging lol. I know BFEs perform infinitely better, but here's hoping the [Exhibition] tags and all the rough stuff are enough to win you over!
Looks like another month has 5 Thursdays in it lmao. So I have another short n sweet audio treat for you cats 🤗
Keeping up with the theme of making these shorter audios little scenes that you can add to the end of another audio to lengthen your listening experience if you need/want a "little more" [ Here if you missed the last one: https://www.patreon.com/posts/105251922 ] This time, I've decided to do a little aftercare 🥰 Usually its harder for me improv after the "climax" when recording because my brain gets all mushy and sleepy lol, so I thought performing some aftercare without all the seggc bits first might be fun! You'll have to let me know :teaa:
ENTYWAY, this still ended up being a bit longer than I thought it'd be, so I included a bit of [SFX]! Probably still too spicy for YouTube though lmao 😅 So I hope you cats fuck with it!
A little while ago I mentioned in a Bo'sun audio that I wanted to make something a bit more "bratty" but didn't really have anything too specific in mind. So I decided to just keep things pretty simple and revisit my favorite tag: [Cock Worship] 🤗
ENTYWAY, it's also been a hot minute since I've released a [420 Friendly] roleplay audio, so I hope you cats vibe with this double dose of bratty bowling before bed!
Fun fact: The whole reason I wanted to make this audio was because I had a small, probably less than 30 seconds, scene that I wanted to include and build around; but I ended up cutting it out lmaoo 😅
I think because I focus so hard on making my audios feel immersive, I sometimes I have a hard time trying to decide whether to go for the "ideal fantasy" vs "whats most realistic" at times. This one for example has a bunch of added rustling and scrapes to better convey the scene, but it'd probably have just sounded better if I kept it as clean as possible... So you'll have to let me know if you vibe with all the extra junk I added in this one!
I come to you today with another audio where I get to sneak in a few One Piece card game references in the form of a lil [Nerd talk]! Ain't I a stinka? 💩
I wanted to keep the vibe in this one pretty similar to the last, so there's still a pretty heavy focus on [Reassurance] in this one too! I'll save myself the written embarrassment and leave my question in the audio lol, but I hope you cats fuck with this one 🤗
I come to you today with a dynamic that I'm pretty sure I haven't done yet, which is super exciting to me! That being said, we also have a good chunk of familiar tags to balance it out 🤗
ENTYWAY, I really don't have a whole lot to say about this one. Well, that's actually very much not true lol, but I'd really much rather you cats hear it first! So I guess it is what it is 😅 I hope you're into it!
I come to you today with a sort of "pseudo sequel" where the thought of turning this into a series was never on my mind, but I simply can't deny how well they pair with each other :Debbie: So here's the "fIrSt PaRt" if you haven't heard it before:
ENTYWAY, you cats know I love [Sneaking Around] and [Hold the Moan] type shit, so I'm sure this audio won't come as a surprise to anyone lol, but there is a nice bit of "aggressive affection" in here that I don't think I often include in audios 🤔 I could be wrong though lmao, nevertheless I hope you're into it!
Mixing things up here and uploading the Patreon AMA first! So I hope you're ready for another lengthy yappin seshin here 😃 On a real note though, I hope you cats find this fun, interesting or if nothing else at least good background noise 🤗
0:00 - Intro and a bowl!
2:53 - would you do a face reveal?
5:41 - Do you snore or talk in your sleep?
7:29 - What's your flirt style?
8:38 - Babber cameo!
9:33 - Who was your childhood celebrity crush ?
11:08 - Would you ever start an OF?
15:02 - Are you as verbal during sex irl as you are in your audios? Do you like when your partner is super communicative or more shy? I feel like communication is super important for everyone involved to have the best time :)
19:04 - Period sex, yes or no?
22:11 - Do you have body hair preferences when it comes to your partner?
24:08 - Do you have a breeding kink? It’s a popular theme in your audios so I am curious if it’s a kink you have irl.
27:19 - Would you ever consider starting an onlyfans or doing visual porn as well as audio porn? I know you prefer anonymity but I’m curious haha
30:02 - Do you prefer your partner be on some sort of birth control?
31:02 - What is something a person could do that would just immediately ick you and make you stay away from them?
33:39 - If you had a girlfriend and she wanted to be on your streams but maskless(like she wanted to show her entire face) how would you react?
37:56 - If someone offered you a million dollars to shave your head would you do it?
I come to you today with another "New-ish" audio poll for the Swabbie tier! So if you don't mind, I'd love a lil help choosing which Deckhand audio gets passed down this month 🤗 Sorry I'm a little late again this month!
"Desperate Boyfriend Needs a Release" - after you fall asleep on the couch, your boyfriend sneaks off to the bathroom for some "alone time" lol
"What're You Wearing?" - your long distance boyfriend calls you to "play" before going to sleep
Extra tags: [Desperate] [Cum for me] [Overstim] [Aftercare] [SFX] [21:34]
Hello dear friends!
I am so freakin obsessed with the One Piece card game lmao. It's becoming a problem 😅 I'll often scroll through the inventory of different card shops in my area to see if they got any new cards in, only to glance at the time and see that I've just eaten up 3+ hours looking at card stock. Not even cardstock, but PICTURES of cardstock... I love it 🙃
ENTYWAY, this recent discovery made me think about other hobbies I've gotten into in the past and how exes have jumped to the "cheating" conclusion because of them. So here's a little reassurance for those intrusive thoughts! Trust that your local nerd boy is nothing but a frickin nerd :Chad:
Today I come to you with a little blast from the past with this very delayed third part to the "Cum-Craving Neighbour" series I started years ago! Here're the first couple parts if you missed em:
You know it's old when one of the parts are only available on Reddit 😅 ENTYWAY, I honestly just really wanted to do a longer blowjob type audio with this, but I also wanted to stay true to the "urgency" setup in the beginning. Immersion be beatin my ass these days lmao. That being said, these neighbours seemed pretty happy to reconnect and gush over gushing, so you'll have to let me know if you wanna see them again sometime 🤗
I apologize for the late upload! I forgot to schedule today's audio before going to my brother's graduation, which ended up going for just over 3 hours 🙃 After that we all went out for dinner, dropped my brother off at work, then went and got pedis with my mom. Poor me lmaoo 💁♂️
ENTYWAY, this is an audio that I've actually been working towards for over a year 😅 Check out the other parts here:
For those that don't know, [Sleep Play] is easily one of my most favorite tags, but because of the inability to consent while asleep, there's an argument that it isn't consensual at all, which naturally isn't allowed on Patreon. SO I've very slowly been introducing small elements of sleep play into this relationship with bigger talks of consent along the way. Falling asleep in one, waking up in another, all while reaffirming pleasure and consent throughout 🤗 I hope you cats fuck with it <3
I come to you today with a spicy audio follow-up to the voicemail audio I made a few months ago! Here's the first part if you missed it 🤗 https://www.patreon.com/posts/102163385
I'm gonna be honest with you, editing this was no fun at all 😅 Y'see, I wanted to make it sound a little lower quality (like the first one) to give off that "cellphone mic aesthetic" and even recorded it with the microphone in hand rather than using a tripod or mount like usual. What a stupid idea lmaoo. Like, I'm really really happy with how it turned out don't get me wrong, but the amount volume changes, mic bumps, panning from ear to ear cause I'm not holding the mic straight, etc. that I had to change... Why do I do these things? Lmao
ENTYWAY, I think it really does sound like a phone call rather than an audio, which genuinely makes me smile as I type this! That being said, it probably won't sound up to my usual standard, which is a bummer... Shout out immersion 🙃 I hope you find comfort in the background hum, and authenticity in the mic crinkles <3
Fun fact: this whole audio is centred around one quote that I wanted to include, and it's not even said by my character 😅 I just find it super cute when people find joy in things they normally don't like because it reminds them of someone that they love!
ENTYWAY, I made sure not to include any pronouns or gendered body parts to be a bit more inclusive for Pride month, so I hope you cats don't mind a [Oral] tag vs a [Pussy eating] one. Other than that, I hope this playful dynamic and cozy setting puts a smile on your face 🤗
I come to you today with another "New-ish" audio poll for the Swabbie tier! So if you don't mind, I'd love a lil help choosing which Deckhand audio gets passed down this month 🤗 Sorry I'm a little late again this week!
"Your Boyfriend Wants to Have a Baby" - a new start to yet another pregnancy series! Though this series is more about conceiving rather than carrying lol
"Boyfriend Doesn't Stop for His Good Girl" - this is actually the second part to that new pregnancy series I just mentioned above... 😅
I'm not gonna lie, I originally made this audio as a bit of a joke 😅 But then the idea of your partner sneaking away to touch themselves thinking about you built up more and I ended up thinking it was a pretty hot thought. Go figure lmao
ENTYWAY, I noticed you cats seemed to really enjoy "When Are You Coming Over?" so I thought you might like it if I leaned into the whole [Ramblefap] a bit more for this one. Or maybe I'm completely wrong lol 🤷 You'll have to let me know in the comments below!
