Hello dear friends!
I'm sure some of you might be thinking, "Hey Cap, didn't you just upload this audio a few hours ago?" and though you are technically right, this audio is still different! Peep the 50+ minute runtime 😏 Fucking wild right? If I'm remembering correctly, I believe that this is officially my new longest audio too. Gotta do something special for the moms after all, which brings me to why we have a second version here:
In December, we opened the Crewmate tier to ...
2022-05-08 21:45:59 +0000 UTC
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Hello dear friends!
Welcome to May, the month for moms, Mommy May if you will! I personally don't have a whole lot of "mommy" content, so I think it only makes sense that I take advantage of this maternal month to change that 🤗 Hopefully you don't mind too much!
So, I've actually been attempting to write the description for a little while now and I'm having such a hard time and I haven't the faintest idea why lol. I'm suuuuupper stoked about this audio man, which I feel like ...
2022-05-03 21:20:01 +0000 UTC
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Hello dear friends!
Does this title look familiar? If you've been around for awhile, it definitely might! Let me explain. A million years ago I recorded "First Bowl with Daddy", but due to losing the audio file, I ended up having to re-record the idea 10 days later! However, what a lot of people don't know is that I actually ended up finding the audio... You see, I had actually just put it in a folder that held unused SFX, so one day when I was reorganizing, I found it! Though, because...
2022-04-26 21:20:21 +0000 UTC
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Hello dear friends!
Three audios in three days? I must love the shit outta you guys 😃 Lmao but seriously, I hope you guys have been into the Easter audios from this long weekend and aren't so annoyed with my voice by now that over hearing my voice yet, because I think today's audio is a super fun one too! Afterall, you know how much I love a lil baked banter on the couch between friends that turns to seggc times :lipbite:
I'm the kinda guy that considers 4/20 to be a holiday,...
2022-04-19 21:21:07 +0000 UTC
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Hello dear friends!
This is an idea that has been living in my brain rent free for what feels like forever! Honestly well over a year... In fact it was while making one of my earliest series' that inspired the idea! For those that don't know, I had to cut out a pretty big chunk of the first BSP Brat Taming audio due to my neighbours having sex so loud that you could hear their literal names in my audio 😅 Initially I was cheesed my work was being fucked with, then I was sad it wouldn...
2022-04-12 21:20:00 +0000 UTC
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Hello dear friends!
I'm gonna keep this short and to the point: I suck ass at responding to the very kind comments you take the time to write for me. I really really don't want you to think that I'm not reading them or that they don't matter to me just because I either don't reply or take weeks to do so... 😬 SO HERE I AM READING AND REPLYING TO ALL OF YOUR MARCH AUDIO COMMENTS! Let me know if you're into this and we'll do it again in April 🤗
Thanks for listening 💕
-C...
2022-04-06 20:20:59 +0000 UTC
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Hello dear friends!
Man. I have so much to say about this one, but so little at the same time 😅 I almost just want to leave it up to interpretation because it's so emotional. It just means a lot to me man. I feel like the more I say things like "this one is special" or "this one means a lot to me" the less validity there is behind it for the previous times I've said it. Does that make sense? I dunno man, I guess I'm just rambling lmao.
ENTYWAY, I tagged this one as [Msub] bec...
2022-04-05 21:20:00 +0000 UTC
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SPOILERS: Snowpiercer S03E03
Hello dear friends!
Guys. Friends. Patrons. Crewmates! As I'm sure most of you already know, I'm a pretty big fan of trains 😏 Lmao but on a serious note I honestly find the rumbling of trains very comforting and I love taking them. I may have mentioned this before, but I used to just take a train back and forth sometimes to work on things rather than going to a coffee shop like a normal person lol. So I've always had a special place in my heart fo...
2022-03-29 21:20:59 +0000 UTC
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Hello dear friends!
It has come to my attention that the crew is in need of another Mommy audio. Lucky for you cats, I've been in a suckling mood 😅 On a serious note though I'm actually very very much into nursing, in case you couldn't tell by my endless number of audios with the [Nipple play] tag in them lol. Though this is definitely an NSFW audio, it's not the same as my typical one, because there's no sex in it 😬 There's just something about nursing that I find to be more com...
2022-03-22 21:20:59 +0000 UTC
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Hello dear friends!
As you can see, I have not yet finished riding this cum wave 😅 I hope you don't mind! You see, I don't even fully know what it is man. Like, obviously we all know I love cum feeding. I think it's pretty safe to say that that's pretty much public knowledge at this point lmao. Also, I guess we also know how much I love blowjobs and cock worship in general... So maybe this honestly really isn't all that surprising after all 😬
Something that's actually pro...
2022-03-15 21:20:00 +0000 UTC
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Hello dear friends!
I'm sure you already know the bulk of what you're getting here, but incase you missed something or aren't sure how to access it, I wanted to take a few moments to create a sort of resource page that you can come back to and reference when needed 🥰 I'll keep this post pinned so that it's easy to come back to as well!
DISCORD:
ALL PATREON TIERS have access to the PATREON EXCLUSIVE DISCORD SERVER! If your Discord account is linked to Patreon, you're pr...
2022-03-13 22:20:06 +0000 UTC
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Hello dear friends!
I'm gonna be honest, I didn't think I'd ever really do a pregnancy related audio lmao. It's not that I think it's lame or unattractive or anything like that either, but I guess it's just not really something I've really ever given much thought to... That being said, "trying to have a baby" is an audio topic I've definitely received more than once now! Though I'm sure they were all hoping for a BFE setting rather than something like this 😅 But you know how I feel ...
2022-03-08 22:20:21 +0000 UTC
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Hello dear friends!
I'm pretty excited for this audio not gonna lie. That probably comes as a bit of a shocker to you cats given the second tag is [Msub] 😅 But hear me out! This audio is still a ton of fun for me lmaoo. Also, would you believe that this is my first ever "Neighbours" audio?! 184 audios later and we're only just now touching on it. I mean, I think there might be mentions of being neighbours in the "Bully x Tutor" series but it's hardly a focal point in the story. How ...
2022-03-01 22:20:00 +0000 UTC
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I'm afraid that I must come to you today with a heavy heart, as I must ask you to do me a favor. You see, I need you to join me in saying goodbye to our beloved Shipwright tier.
For those that don't know, I created this tier in February 2021, and have since done 37 commissions out of the tier alone! Including things like the Puppy series and the Bully series. Just barely over 3 a month, so I'd like to just take a moment to thank any and everyone who has been in the tier over the past ...
2022-02-26 22:20:01 +0000 UTC
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Hello dear friends!
Mean Cap is back and as rude as ever! Hopefully you don't mind a little manhandling and a "fuck you" or two 💁
If you didn't notice, this is a sequel to the "Cap's Cooking Show" audio that I did last year for Valentine's Day! At the time, the audio really only existed to help listeners learn to make edible and to laugh at me being an idiot lmao. Something about the fake laughs just make you want to yell and laugh at the same time 😂I loved it so much that...
2022-02-22 22:20:01 +0000 UTC
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Hello dear friends!
WISHING YOU CATS A VERY HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! At the time of posting this, I'm reminded of how wonderfully supportive you cats were earlier today, and I want you to know that you are in my heart. All of you! Even if we've never shared a message and you've only consumed my content. Even if you're not reading this message right now! I still love you so fucking much ❤️️
This is the end to the "Long Distance Love" mini-series, but I hope you cats enjoyed it...
2022-02-14 09:30:01 +0000 UTC
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Hello dear friends!
Can you believe that we're already in February and I haven't released a F2L yet? I think my last ones were in the Christmas Catalogue, which I guess isn't THAT long ago in the grand scheme of things... Nevertheless I gotta pay my dues to the tag that made me! As well as a tag I love so so much but don't perform nearly as often as I'd like. So here we are with a fun little idea I've been thinking about for a little while now 🤗
I personally LOVE the idea of ...
2022-02-08 22:20:00 +0000 UTC
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Hello dear friends!
In December, I planned to collect and donate $2 for every patron in the Christmas Crewmate tier that joined throughout the month. Due to most of them upgrading to another tier almost immediately after joining, it made our expected donation size shorter than I would have liked... I really didn't want to make such a small donation, so I wanted to come up with a better idea for this.
A few weeks later, I decided to donate $1 for each patron in ANY TIER instead. ...
2022-02-05 23:45:43 +0000 UTC
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Hello dear friends!
We are returning to the bar today, however it's not as empty as last time 😏It is also not the same characters lmao. Nevertheless, the exhibitionists should be a little more into this one than the last...
Also, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH! Just like last year I wanted to make another "Black influenced" audio to commemorate the month, but not as stereotypical as a barber shop or involving hair 😅At one point in the audio, I once again allude to the listener ...
2022-02-01 22:20:06 +0000 UTC
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Hello dear friends!
I was updating my masterlist not too long ago (it's full again... I dunno what to do about it 😭) and I noticed that I actually don't have many "quickies" there. Like, I have shorter NSFW audios ya, but do they qualify as quickies? To answer the question, I'm not sure lmao. To me, I feel like what's important isn't so much that you're trying to be quick, but that you have something else you're supposed to be doing instead. You're giving in to some...
2022-01-25 22:20:00 +0000 UTC
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Hello dear friends!
I come to you today with a lil boinking in a bar 😏How positively scandalous! Lmao I've had this idea in my head for quite some time, but I never really got around to trying to make a little fantasy around it. Until now that is!
Now, I know that this is a pretty short one and some of you might not consider that to be a "complete" audio, but honestly I don't think there needed to be more of an intro here. Like, for me, I really like when characters in S2Ls ...
2022-01-18 22:20:01 +0000 UTC
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Hello dear friends!
Full disclosure, this wasn't what I initially had planned for today's audio, but since this is MY FIRST NSFW AUDIO OF THE YEAR, I wanted to give you something a little longer to start the year off right 😉I also felt like it's been a little while since I've done a rougher audio. Maybe I'm wrong... Even though the longest break between audio posts was only 6 days, it feels like its been longer 🤔
ENTYWAY, I've been getting really into Legends of Runeterra ...
2022-01-11 22:20:17 +0000 UTC
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Hello dear friends!
I'd just like to take a quick moment to thank you guys for your patience in regards to uploads! None of you have sent me any messages wondering where I am or when I'll be back, and I'd just like to let you guys know how much that shit means to me. A big reason for why I haven't taken any breaks before this is fear that I'll disappoint you guys for being absent, so ya, thank you so so much for that. You guys never cease to amaze me how fucking effortlessly thoughtful...
2022-01-04 23:30:00 +0000 UTC
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Hello dear friends!
Welcome to the tenth day of 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS WITH CAP! Holy moly, I honestly never thought that there would be a time where I post 10 original, unscripted and self-edited audios man. What a momentus day it is 🥰 Anyway, bringing things back to the NSFW side of things for the final Patreon exclusive in the catalogue. Also, this is another commissioned piece that the commissioner wanted to share with you cats!
This one isn't really holiday themed like th...
2021-12-23 22:20:01 +0000 UTC
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Hello dear friends!
Welcome to the eighth day of 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS WITH CAP! Today I have the final SFW audio, but unlike the others, this one isn't a BFE. Surely you knew that I couldn't make a catalogue of audios without including a Friends to Lovers dynamic 😏 Ooh how I love friends pretending that they don't want to be more. So with this one, I wanted to make it a little less comfort focused and more flirty than the others. Forever trying to make sure there's ...
2021-12-21 22:20:12 +0000 UTC
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Hello dear friends!
Welcome to the sixth day of 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS WITH CAP! Bringing things back to the NSFW side of things for this one. Surely you don't mind, do you? Afterall this is a commissioned piece that the commissioner opted to share with you cats 🥰Look at that generous giving holiday spirit!
I was very lucky to be able to have a fair bit of control with this one, which is nice because I don't think they expected this to have a holiday undertone :Simpsons_IDKHer:...
2021-12-19 22:20:30 +0000 UTC
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Hello dear friends!
Welcome to the fourth day of 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS WITH CAP! Today I have another SFW audio, but with a cute little dynamic. I think most of the time we tend to focus on all the fun and exciting things about the holidays, but sometimes things don't always go as planned and we have to work around stuff! So with this one, I wanted to make it a little more comfort focused rather than only focusing on an ideal situation! Just trying to make a little something for everyo...
2021-12-17 22:20:27 +0000 UTC
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Hello dear friends!
Welcome to the first day of 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS WITH CAP! I wanted to start things off with something kinda playful to set the tone for these audios I have prepared for you cats. Nothing too too crazy, yknow? Just a lil candy cane cunt action. Super tame 😏😉
Lmao I just know that this audio is going to stir up some heated peppermint debates, but honestly that wasn't my intention. There's just something about the image of a candy cane s...
2021-12-14 22:21:00 +0000 UTC
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Hello dear friends.
As you can see, I didn't reupload all my Soundgasm content here like I planned. Honestly, when I said I'd do it, I didn't realize that there was a limit to the amount of content I'm able to upload here each day 😬 (plus the idea of hitting you cats with 50+ notifications for old content makes me so anxious lmao. Like how annoying would that be?) More importantly, Soundgasm seems to have been sorted out now *knocks on wood* so I feel like the need for it isn't real...
2021-12-08 22:21:00 +0000 UTC
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Hello dear friends!
I come to you today with November's Commission Request from the Semi-Private BSP Request Box! As I'm sure most of you have seen, this will be the last request box audio for awhile, but remember that you can still use the Anonymous Feedback Form to make requests if you'd like 🤗
Man, I'm not gonna lie, I have this nasty habit of always shrugging off stress and pretending it doesn't get to me lmao, so this request was super fun to receive. There were a few t...
2021-12-07 22:20:39 +0000 UTC
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