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606. No Such Thing As A Litter Box In The Sahara

Live from the London Podcast Festival, Jamie Morton joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss onsens, letter bombs and Beerbohm.

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606. No Such Thing As A Litter Box In The Sahara XL

The Big Fish version of the show! If you're a member of DUAL Citizenship and you like what you hear, you can sign up to Plenty More Fish to get more of the same

Live from the London Podcast Festival, Jamie Morton joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss onsens, letter bombs and Beerbohm.

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A teaser to the actual news...

Just James dropping in here with some news about our Patreon! Take a listen to find out more, or this is the transcript of the audio:

 Hi everyone, James here. I'm here with some amazing upcoming news! In fact, this is like a teaser to the actual news. And that is that we have some big changes coming to No Such Thing As A Fish.

We are going big time.

There will be more facts, there will be more silly. There'll be more of everything you love about No Such Thing As A...

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605. No Such Thing As A Shark With A Ponytail

Sara Pascoe joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss fishing spiders, Blade Runners and Hitler's jumpers.

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Bonus: Drop Us A Line - October 2025

Dan, James and Andy sift through the correspondence sent in by listeners.

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604. No Such Thing As Crown Jewels For The Cookie Monster

Dan, James, Andy and Melanie Bracewell discuss currents, biscuit tins, jam dodgers and all sorts of pi.

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And to nab tickets to our Royal Institution show before we announce it to the public, visit nosuchthingasafish.com/RI

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603. No Such Thing As Jack Can't Reacher

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Frida Kahlo, Harriet Beecher Stowe, characters called Hector, and a tortoise protector.

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Bonus: Drop Us A Line - September 2025

Dan, James and Andy sift through the correspondence sent in by listeners.

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If you'd like to write in, you can email podcast@qi.com

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602. No Such Thing As 'What's My Spoon?'

Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Richard Osman discuss saving birds, saving money, celebrity spooning and unoriginal crooning.

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601. No Such Thing As Sausage By Chanel

Dan, James, Andy and Ella Al Shamahi discuss Sci Fi, vespidae, real life hobbits and real death habits.

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Bonus Compilation - September 2025

This month's exclusive compilation of unheard bits from the last few weeks. Enjoy!

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600. No Such Thing As The Doughnut Ambassador

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss tractor tyres, doughnut dimples and protecting porpoises.

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599. No Such Thing As Julius Caesar's Plan B

Dan, James, Andy and Mary Beard discuss charioteers, Confederates, Latin and lovers.

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No Such Thing as a Quiz - September 2025

Enjoy two quizzes written for our live tour shows. Can you perform better than random members of our audiences in Sheffield and Sydney?

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598. No Such Thing As Quantum Baseball

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including flaming baptisms, defacing statues, painting ferris wheels, and why quantum entanglement is never the answer.

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597. No Such Thing As Love Spaghetti

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss dating, writing, inventing and horning.

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Bonus Compilation - August 2025

This month's exclusive compilation of unheard bits from the last few weeks. Enjoy!

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596. No Such Thing As Dance Floor Book Club

Live from the Crossed Wires Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss podcast studios, parking spaces, robust moustaches and Robert Miles.

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595. No Such Thing As The Treaty Of Velociraptors

Dan, James, Anna, Andy, Elf Lyons, Ray O'Leary, Andrew O'Neill and Ahir Shah discuss punks, clowns, dinosaurs and post-Kantian transcendental idealism.

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Bonus: Drop Us A Line - August 2025

Dan, James, Andy and Anna sift through the correspondence sent in by listeners.

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If you'd like to write in, you can email podcast@qi.com

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594. No Such Thing As Laser Club

Dan, James, Anna, Andy, Ian Smith, Abby Howells, Urooj Ashfaq and Nish Kumar discuss pigs, jigs and Jimi Hendrix.

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593. No Such Thing As Barney The Dinosaur In Westminster Abbey

Dan, James, Anna, and Andy discuss Canadian contours, Dylan's demise, Singapore Slings and sunflower seeds.

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Bonus Compilation - July 2025

This month's exclusive compilation of unheard bits from the last few weeks. Enjoy!

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592. No Such Thing As A Cat In A Muumuu

Dan, James Anna, and Andy discuss feline ads, Egyptian irons and the Hammer of the Scots.

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591. No Such Thing As Anti-Schmetterling Schnibbles

Dan, James and Andy discuss shining holes, glittery voles, Baker's burial and Basque butterflies.

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Bonus: Drop Us A Line - July 2025

Dan, James, Andy and Anna sift through the correspondence sent in by listeners.

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If you'd like to write in, you can email podcast@qi.com

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590. No Such Thing As Workshopping The Alphabet

Dan, James, Anna, and Andy discuss lit trees, unreal squirrels, banging drums and sick bags.

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589. No Such Thing As Dung Beetles In Madame Tussauds

James, Anna, Andy and Miles Jupp discuss wandering, wondering, cricket and critics.

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Bonus Compilation - June 2025

This month's exclusive compilation of unheard bits from the last few weeks. Enjoy!

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588. No Such Thing As A Punk Monk

Live from the Nerdland Festival in Belgium, Dan, James, Anna, and Andy discuss swords, sheep, Samurai and scientific studies.

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