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#184 The Slunk Noise feat. Alex Ptak

Golly gee it's a brand new week of RFTB! That's kind of a rhyme! And we've got Alex Ptak back with us this week to update us on his facial hair growth and help us navigate the ethics of baby whiskey. Then we get into your questions, here's what we get into:

Dating a recovering gambling addict | Grinch question | A fetish for being held and touched but not in the adult baby way | Thirst | Friends telling your your flirting is too cheesy, how to fix this | Ball retraction continues to hau...

#183 This Is The Story Of A... Car! feat. Nate @vrunt

Folks! We've got Nate aka @vrunt with us this week to answer your queries and goddamn it's a wide range this week! Nate tells us about his Twitter times, a good ol embarassing dating story, and also we're talkin that Story Of A Girl song cause it's stuck in my dang head. And then Qs! Here's what we've got:

Best way to break up with someone | When do you have the Cussy Talk with your partner? | Wanting a relationship with an FWB but they don't seem receptive | Dono is Seth Green?? | A fo...

After Dark #54 Cheating Before The First Date

Crazytown is the greatest band of all time, amirite folks? Welcome behind the paywall we're havin a goofy good time here! We've got butterfly talk, the ~metaverse~, and all kinds of reddit questions. Plus the most deranged (and therefore the best) buzzfeed quiz of all time.

Thanks for your support folks, we appreciate ya! DM us on here for a sticker if you haven't yet and ya want one :) And here's the ol Discord link if you want to hop in with us and fellow Tote Baggeroos 2021-12-09 03:08:18 +0000 UTC View Post

After Dark #53 Pussy For The Luncheon

Someone pooped in my garage that's not ideal! But what is ideal? This episode here where we're havin a grand ol time behind the paywall. We have many reddit questions, we have swole Dono, and whatever the hell the Ass Goblet is.

Thanks as always for the support gang! DM us your address on here if you'd like a sticker! And come join the Discord here: https://discord.gg/pwt8ujbc

#182 Enemy Of The Show: Milk feat. Fredo Fabrucci

Folks, a story arc almost a year in the making has come to its end! Cause we're joined this week by the gentleman kong himself, Fredo Fabrucci! We talk about how we got her and the listener question that started it all, hear an embarassing date story from Fredo, and get to all kinds of questions. Here's what we've got:

Feeling weird about your family relationship when one sibling is the clear favorite | Girlfriend wants a prom-posal even though y'all are well past prom age | Terrified o...

#181 Ad Free

Sorry it's late! I forgot I have to make these now!

Friend of the show Mark Adkins joins us for a freewheeling conversation and also a message from the Office of Gender

After Dark #52 The Ballad Of Ron Wheatsley

Happy Thanky Day gang, we're stressed as hell but we hope you're doin well! Audrey recounts what is honest to god the wildest date story I've ever heard. It's fucked. It's some serious "this can't go on the main feed" shit.

We also hit some reddit questions before checkin out some new kinks including one of your suggestions!

Send Audrey energy thru this trying holiday time, we love y'all!

#180 It's Not Classy, The People Are Ugly, And It's Not A Wonderful Place feat. Bryan Quinby

It's the ad-free version!

Howdy gang we're very excited this week on account of we've got Bryan Quinby from Street Fight back with us! We discuss Bryan's series Hedo Bryan unleashed before gettin into your questions, including:

Anxiety and uncertainty over having kids | Need help with talking to people on dating apps | Surrounded by people in relationships while single and having no luck meeting someone | Getting over big insecurity | What's Ohio's "Club Hedo"

Thanks again t...

After Dark #51 It Really Just Looks Like Shit

Howdy dear patrons and welcome dear new patrons! We've got a fun meander thru reddit this week including someone claiming they fuck for 2-4 hours typically and some dang brits torn asunder by me mum. Then a trip so the sex toy bargain bin reveals something great and something just terrible. All around trash.

Thanks as always for your support and check your feed for an ad-free version of the week's main episode goin forward!

After Dark #50 Oh It's Gonna Be That Kind Of Show?

Howdy patrons new and old! We got a goofy ass ep to lift your spirits this week cause 4pm night is dogshit and we need the lift. And so we're talkin sleep problems and holiday hell before gettin into a whole smorgasbord of reddit Qs! Plus some bees in a quiz that is actually relevant for once. Also Cher makes an appearance.

Thanks for your support as always and welcome new people! You can hop in the Discord and chat with us here, we love hearin from ya! 2021-11-11 18:49:33 +0000 UTC View Post

After Dark #49 Oh This Is Just A Horse Dildo

Yee haw and giddy up cause we're behind the paywall! And some dude out there on reddit thinks he's getting cucked by a dildo. Incredible.

Anyways that certainly not all, we've also got a partner who wants to get his kids' faces tattooed on his chest which could make face to face sex real weird. Plus a shitty case of cum shaming. We also take a trip to kinkly's kink dictionary to discuss some classics we somehow missed on the wheel.

Thanks for your support folks, it means a lot to ...

After Dark #48 A Brilliant Piece of Depression Poetry feat. Mel Buer

Goddamn folks it's that part of the year where it gets dark early and it's HITTING! Seems like a lot of us are there this week but we're workin thru it! And we're stoked this week to have journalist, cool person, and friend of the show Mel Buer with us to help us answer some Reddit quandries.

We got a partner who doesn't speak your first language but wants you to speak it during sex! We got advice that's changed our sex lives, we've got a gf with tp stuck to her, it's a good ...

After Dark #47 You're Never Going To Know!

Howdy folks sorry for the delay work is wild for our esteemed producer atm! But here we are, back again! We're talkin electronic music, weird porn nomenclature vs sex terms people actually use, and an alleged case of coaster theft. It's a weird time on reddit as always.

Thanks for your support! We love y'all and we hope you're doin well with the season change so come hang in the discord for warmth 😩

https://disco...

Episode delay

Howdy folks, episodes are gonna be a lil late this week, keep an eye (ear?) out this weekend

After Dark #46 Y'all Ready To Bang? feat. Maria Guido

Yee hawww patrones we've got Maria Guido with us behind the paywall and we're talkin about SEX 🤯🥵 We've got a whole bunch of reddit questions to cover, including a person who may be a little too extreme with their safe sex practices and a zoomer tryin to connect with their old ass millenial coworkers. Plus bees and energy drinks.

Thanks again to Maria for joining us! You can find her on twitter @Sandernista412 and on past episodes of The Worst Week Yet

And thank you as alway...

After Dark #45 Dueling Butt Plugs feat. Jeremy Kaplowitz

Howdy folks, we've got Jeremy Kaplowitz with us ~after dark~ style this week! We discuss this Nick character fighting game, YA series we read as kids, and then hit some Reddit questions, including a neighbor note complaining about sex noises and a weird hypothetical flirting technique. Then, on an all new round of Bargain Humpers, we encounter a sex toy with a completely misleading sense of scale and a funky smellin lube.

Thanks again to Jeremy for sticking around with us! Yo...

After Dark #44 Two Eggs In A Pillowcase feat. James J Asher

Dear dear Patrons, we've got James Asher with us this week to discuss "sonning", pie fisting, a partner fantasizing about anime characters, Dono's aquarium adventure, and witnessing someone bike onto subway tracks and almost die. Wild times. Plus, the return of Bargain Humpers where we find a butt ponytail and that ACAB includes our new pal Thomas.

Thanks again to James for joining us! You can find his show That Thing With James J. Asher on 2021-09-30 19:58:29 +0000 UTC View Post

After Dark #43 Sick Brain Gonna Do Stuff

Eyyy sorry for the delay here's a new RFTBAD let's go! Audrey has a powerful new wing recipe and Dono is bouncing back from a lil depresso wave and so we're talkin wings and brains. Also a whole bunch of reddit Qs and some patron-submitted kinks on the Paraphilia Wheelia!

Thank y'all as always for your support and if you're new thanks for joining us! :) If you'd like to join the RFTB Discord here's the link: ht...

After Dark #42 Tales From The Ren Faire feat. Garrett Geilenfeldt

Welcome behind the paywall where we're journeying into Audrey and Garrett's Ren Faire past, featuring handy-tallying and hand-catching! Over on /r/relationships we're investigating the existence of the "Reverse Glory Hole", a conventionally hot person who doesn't think they're sexy, and more!

Thanks again to Garrett for joining us, you can follow the Black Box Theater on Twitter @daytonblackbox and check out their upcoming shows if you're in the area!

And thank you as always for y...

After Dark #41 Still Squicked

Yee haw and giddy up it's RFTB After Dark! We've got a whole mess of Reddit questions and some new additions to the paraphilia wheelia thanks to some of your suggestions in the Discord! We discuss animorphing into a fleshlight and a random hookup that makes you realize you were having very dispassionate sex for years. Plus a freaky friday-style kink and much more.

Thank y'all very much for your support! We love ya and we'd love to hear from ya, join us in the Discord chat here: 2021-09-09 04:44:48 +0000 UTC View Post

After Dark #40 It Even Has A Turn Signal!

Hoooowee another rough week folks this timeline sucks. But we're bringing some levity to this situation with a whole pile of Reddit questions and a goddamn scooter dildo.

Here's the scooter (NSFW VERY NSFW), I wanted to make it the art but dont want to get anyone in trouble 😬

https://www.extremerestraints.com/the-joy-ride-fucking-machine.html

Thank y'all for your su...

After Dark #39 I'm Wearing The Podcasting Robe

Folks welcome behind the paywall where we're reminiscing about those condoms the health center gives out that have the fun text and such on em. Anybody remember this? Also we accidentally created an AI MF Doom demon.

Then off to reddit where we're talking about working through body dysmorphia while dating, a bad bronchitis breakup, and also cum that tastes like battery acid.

Thanks as always for the support folks, we really appreciate you ♥️ We got the kink wheel suggestion th...

After Dark #38 Still Havin Meat Sweats

16 fuckin wings and some cheesy bread folks. Audrey's fightin the mf dragon here. And Dono's been fighting the mf "communicating what you want in a relationship" dragon and doin a pretty good job! So we're chattin about dating before hitting the ol reddit question mines, the remnants of the kink wheel, and a horribly surprising swarm.

Thanks so much for your support folks, it means a lot to us and we hope you're doin alright out there ❤️ If you wanna chat with us and send in qu...

After Dark #37 Gender Reveal AFTER Party (After Dark)

Welcome behind the paywall where our celebration continues! We've got Korla with us and we're bringing the Patreon back to our roots and hitting the /r/relationships question mines! And so we hit our new format, grilling several question steaks, before we take a trip to the bargain bin where we find a toy that legitimately seems great. Perhaps a review in the future.

Thanks again to Korla for joining us and for all her support! And thank you for being a patron, y'all mean a lot to us an...

After Dark #36 Cartoon Mom Super Bowl

Howdy dear patrons we're rating burger moms football style! Find out what the heck that means and then we hunt for some bargains but we're not sure we like what we find.

We continue whittling down the kink wheel and then, in a shocking upset, Donovan absolutely crushes a sex ed quiz.

Thanks as always for your support folks, we love y'all and hope you're doin well :)

Contrapoints vid link: 2021-08-05 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

After Dark #35 Flowers? For Me? feat. Kath Barbadoro

Welcome behind the spooky paywall where Kath was kind enough to stick around! On an all new Bargain Humpers we encounter the very intimidating Curved Dicktator and some kind of penis jetpack, pictured above. We also have our first sex toy review in this segment as Arthur's Disco Dick Donnie has arrived! Then we hit the kink wheel and are attacked by pop music bees 🐝 

Thanks again to Kath for joining us! You can find her on Twitter @kathbarbadoro and check out her podcasts What A...

After Dark #34 NosferaTRUTHS feat. Alex Ptak

Anddd here's the second delayed Patreon where we go absolutely off the rails because Alex Ptak is with us again! And because Ptak's latest BOS Patreon anime is about vampires, I wanted to have some drac-type bits. So there's a lot of that. Mwahahah (drac noises)

We talk to Alex about the latest Theater of Delights season and hit out usual Patreon segments with a blood-sucking twist.

Find Alex on Twitter @PtakTestKitchen and listen to all his stuff cause it's real good!

And t...

After Dark #33 Treat Your Mental Illnesses With Care

Hey folks, at long last we're getting this episode from a couple weeks ago out! And feelin good because Arthur is out of the hospital and doing a lot better.

Arthur talks about what happened a little bit at the top of the show and then it's a dry folks patty time.

Thank you all for your support as always, this thing means a lot to us and we're glad to have ya here

Health Update

Hey folks, update on Arthur's health - he's still recovering and going through treatment, he's gonna need to take a hiatus from the show for a few weeks.

That means I gotta learn how to edit and wrangle some guest hosts. This is gonna take some time so we will be off this week.

We have two patreon eps recorded but not edited, gonna try to get those out this week then back to recording next week.

Thank yall for the support and the kind messages, this has been a rough time ...

Update on Arthur's Health

Hey folks, as you've heard us talk about on the show Arthur deals with bipolar and unfortunately had a pretty bad manic episode this week.

He's currently in the hospital but I was able to talk to him and he's physically ok. He wanted me to post something explaining what happened and to let folks know he's safe.

I will post an update when we know more. This stuff is really hard so please keep him in your thoughts.

Donovan