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After Dark #182 (too) The Extreme Episode

Do a 180! It's RFTB After Dark the Extreme Episode! We discuss times we got extreme with it and then we move onto Reddit questions! EXTREME!

Discord: https://discord.gg/9QdQUfA6Jx

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After Dark #181 How Is Sucking The Clitoris Feel? (Audio)

What's up gang, here's the audio for this week's episode!

Dono is talking about their feelings in a big way cause they're going thru it. Send good energy pls. And then reddit questions and some goofy shit.

Discord: https://discord.gg/awS4b7jVyp

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After Dark #181 How is Sucking the Clitoris Feel?

What up baggers it’s video episode #2 and this time I had to intercut! I hope you like it!


We discuss Donovan’s difficult ex feelings and then we get into some Reddit questions!

A difficult question about sexual assault triggers and how to avoid hurting your partner when they have difficult feelings about sex. CW for sexual assault ~37:00-49:40 | How is sucking the clitoris feel? | Eating your own creampie? Is that a little gay?

Enjoy patrons!!

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Bonus Audio and Video Out Tonight!

Folks! Audrey still figuring out her video workflow so she finishing the video edit! Will be out tonight, it's a good one where the high effort is Dono talking about their feelings

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After Dark #180 The Video Episode (Audio)

Hello listeners! This is the (late) audio from The Video Episode of RFTB After Dark #280. It's good!

We discuss: Partner fucks cucumber then puts it back?? The fuck? | Partner shows her boobs to her girlfriends. Is this chill? | The pussy tastes... varied. | Surprise! Sex partner is smoking crack when you come out of the bathroom. Is this bad for your vaginal health?

Enjoy!

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After Dark #180 The Video Episode

We come to you LIVE (to tape) from an undisclosed location to bring you goofy japes and good times. Pardon the watermark, this is our first video episode so wtf do you want from me I'm poor.

We discuss: Partner fucks cucumber then puts it back?? The fuck? | Partner shows her boobs to her girlfriends. Is this chill? | The pussy tastes... varied. | Surprise! Sex partner is smoking crack when you come out of the bathroom. Is this bad for your vaginal health?

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The bonus will be out tonight (with video!)

We shot our first video episode IRL but the editing process and upload times are taking a while, check back tonight!

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After Dark #178 TRUTH OR RUSE

WELCOME! To Dono's High Effort Summer™

This week Dono's bringing a high effort segment/game that was absolutely not cribbed from any other show! Tell us if you like it! Don't tell us if you don't! Also reddit questions.

Thanks for your support folks we love ya!

Discord: https://discord.gg/EA9NrtSatR

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After Dark #177 Which Mascots You Fuckin? (Crossover Ep With 10K Losses)

Buckle in gang, we got real deranged this week. It's a crossover episode with Liam and Tom from 10K Losses and what better intersections of our show topics than "Which mascots ya fuckin?"

This one takes a little bit to ramp up, there was a lot goin on at the beginning cause Liam was maxing out his CPU doing 10 things at once and there were like two Philly sports games on. But good lord do we get there - as we uncover the fuckability and sometimes tragic backstory of 30 beloved sp...

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After Dark #176 Weed

Sorry we're late but it ended up bein good cause it's motherfuckin four twentyyy slonk that sticky fungus! Get jiggy with it! Do the lindy hop! Idk man we're not actually smoking but we're talkin about weed we're talking our past experience with it and we're answering reddit questions about it and it gets really unhinged. We love you.

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We are recording bonus today

On account of both of us were ill. Prayers up, ep should be out tomorrow

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After Dark #175 Audrey Lived

What's up gang, Audrey had a terrifying migraine and we're talkin all about that. Also reddit questions and some dipshit on twitter. Checkit out!

Thanks for your support we love yall, we hope you're not having migraines, and we hope you'll join the Discord here's da link: https://discord.gg/awS4b7jVyp

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After Dark #174 REJECTION // Audrey’s Mongolian History Corner

What the hell WAS on Joey's head?? It's the rejection episode gang, welcome aboard! We're talking our experiences with rejection through the years, rejection sensitivity, shooting shots, and more. And then reddit questions on the theme! And then a swarm of bees reveals Dono's breakup anthem! It's a hoot AND a holler!

Hey you know where you don't have to deal with rejection? The RFTB Discord! Hop in here: https://di...

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After Dark #173 Dreamworks Face // Try That In A Small Town

It's a classic episode! We're feeling goofy and we're answering reddit questions, all kinds of topics, and then Chuck E Cheese comes up at the end. Riff city baby!

Thanks for your support folks we love y'all hop in that Discord here: https://discord.gg/awS4b7jVyp

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After Dark #172 ADHD Episode

Wait what was I doing? Ha ha! A clever ADHD joke on account of that's what we're talking about this week - our experience with it, its effect on our lives and relationships, techniques we use to handle it, and reddit questions on the theme. Also an unrelated Bargain Humpers, because it's the ADHD episode! It's all over the place! Ha ha more joke

Thanks for your support folks we love ya. Hope you're doin alright out there

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After Dark #171 It's Bible Time

What's up gang, we're hot off the heels of our appearance on The Worse of All Possible Worlds discussing Heaven Is For Real and so we thought why not bask in the Light of the Lord a little longer? Amen. We answer religious relationship questions and then we learn what the bible has to say about sexuality, according to deranged essential oil peddlers. Tally ho!

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Late Ep Week

Folks, Audrey's been in moving hell and Donos in potential layoff hell so eps gonna be late this week keep an eye out the next couple days. Send good energy pls, we love yall

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After Dark #170 The Furrysode feat. Korla

Whatup gang it's another week! The topic is furries, we're joined by Korla, it's a blast. We talk about what makes a furry, our histories with furry fandom, how Korla got into it, and then we answer furry reddit questions. Furry. Giddy up!


Thanks as always for your support, we love yall and we hope you're doing alright out there ❤️ 

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After Dark #169 The NO FAP Episode

Basically it's 85 minutes of us dunking on chuds, it kinda rocks.

However there is also our classic sensitivity and acceptance so we strike a balance between tearing that ass up and being kind to the no fappers. This user has cum 1 day ago.

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After Dark #168 Masturbation And Other Stuff You Can Do With Your Hands

What's up gang sorry we're late we were too busy cranking it amirite? Jk jk but that is the theme of the episode we’re talking about your relationship to yourself.

We talk The Mystery Cough, our history with cranking it, and then some delightful on theme reddit questions and an equally thematic would you rather Quiz Swarm.

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qakbudqkyQ

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After Dark #167 The Self Esteem Episode

You're supposed to have that?

We're joined by the host of Self Worst, Brad Pearson! (We've both been on there, check out Donovan's episode and Audrey's soon as of the time of this writing.)

We chat about how things have been going lately and share our experiences with how different partners have changed our self-esteem in various ways. Then, Reddit questions!

The Life of a Woman with -0 self esteem | What do you do when your NoFap journey hurts your partner's self-este...

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After Dark #166 88.3 WZRD The Wizard

This week we're joined by an old friend of ours who ain't been around in a minute, Kenzo Shibata! We talk FCC Vs YouTube's content moderation scheme,  DJing on the radio, shock jocks and then we segue into our theme for the week.

This week, we're talking dating and relationships over the age of 30!
What do you do when your partner slowly declines into the madness of conspiracy theories? | What is even the point of dating? "What else is there?" |  How do you rebuild your...

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After Dark #165 I Hate Frank Thorney

What's up gang! We're talkin mental health this week, we're talking transing, and Dono performs their monologue. And is very excited about it. And then we're answering reddit question you know how it goes!


Thanks for your support folks we love ya ❤️ 

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After Dark #164 The Rigatoni Jabroni

Welcome back to mf character zone! What's up gang we're back after our live show sorry for the delay its been a chaotic week but it's showtime once again! We recap the live show, talk music and some great shows we went to over the weekend, debut Dono's new character The Rigatoni Jabroni and then Reddit questions.


Bit of a TW for one of the questions - I give a heads up before we get into it so watch out for that.


Thanks for your support folks we love yall, ho...

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After Dark #163 The Polyamory Episode

As if they're not all the polyamory episode, really.

Welcome once again to another themed episode! This time we take on the New York Magazine article on ethical non-monogamy! We quibble, we agree and we riff, you know how this works.

Also I did not edit this one, really. There will be burps and chair squeaks, I'm deeply sorry.

Also! Come to the live show! January 20th (tomorrow if you're seeing this on release!) at the Hideout in Chicago, Illinois! Ticket link below!

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After Dark #162 Audrey's Light Box Rant

Fuck it cold! And dark! I'm so sleepy! We talk about dracula flow, lightboxes, depression, and a bunch of questions about like babies and having kids for some reason. And also I talk about my gross college power strip for some other reason. It's a weird one, we're havin fun, get in here!


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After Dark #161 Snopes Dogg

I'm gonna be honest gang this is a real dumb one. I mean just look at the title. It's like Snoop Dogg but what if it was Snopes? That's the kind of shit I'm talking about.


Ok also we talk about resolutions and then we go to the dark corner of the internet that is ASK MEN in a time skipping multiverse rematch. And answer some new years resolution questions from reddit also.


We love you thank you for your support happy new year again.


RFTB LIVE...

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After Dark #160 New York Eve

What's up gang good lord holiday stress amirite? And it's turned us into shock jocks apparently! It's a loose theme this week we're talking about New Years which was bad for Dono but this episode has made up for that. We got reddit questions about NYE and otherwise and then a NYE Quiz Swarm.


I genuinely hope your new year's was way better and I hope 2024 treats us all ok. We love ya and thank you for your support you are the dang wind beneath our dang wings!


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Holiday Delay Holidelay

Hey bonus ep gonna be late this week folks on account of I have become unstuck in time. Keep an eye out early this week, happy new year we love yall

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After Dark #159 The Christmas Bonus//Yuletide Theme

Mayor of Christmas gang it's the holiday bonus and we've got all your favorite characters! And we're joined by Evil Dylan and we're talking Christmas church, Christmas memories, reddit christmas questions, and a very delightful Christmas SEO article from a matchmaking service with an awful name. Christmas!!!


We hope yall are weathering the holidays alright out there and we thank ya for all the support this year! 


RFTB LIVE SHOW! Saturday, January 20th at...

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