Radio Free Tote Bag

After Dark #158 The Epissode

Folks! It's another week and another themed episode and, you guessed it, it's piss. We talk about golden showers, whether urine is actually sterile, and MORE! And then we find some pee toys on a golden bargain humpers.

RFTB LIVE SHOW! Saturday, January 20th at The Hideout in sunny Chicago! Get tickets here we'd love to see you: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/3...

After Dark #157 Love Michaels/Cuffing Season Episode

You're under arrest! For not being cuddled up with a sexy honey next to the fireplace 😎 What's up gang it's the cuffing season episode. Is it a thing? Have we been cuffed before? Why am I not cuddled up with a sexy honey rn?? So there's reddit questions and wikihow and then TECHNICAL PROBLEMS we lost the last 12 mins of Audrey's audio but luckily she's got moxie and got experimental with it and tried to do commentary over my audio of what she thought she was saying.

LIVE S...

After Dark #156 Stress Week/Wikihow Rising

It's late but it's pretty great! We had a theme planned but Dono is running on no sleep and gets distracted by Wikihow. And then Reddit sext advice. Sweet jesus.

Thank you for your support folks and for helping us break $400 I was stressed tf out when we recorded but that has been a real boost this week we love yall

Also the live show tickets are...LIVE! Here's the link: 2023-12-07 02:41:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Bonus Ep Delay

Hey folks, due to Audrey illness and Dono travel we've gotta wait til tomorrow to do the bonus. Maybe it will be two separate ones maybe it will be a turbocharged double wide episode. Keep your eyes peeled! Love yall

After Dark #155 Family Drama Episode // Spud Or Dud?

Happy thanko gang, I'm so tired and about to drive back to Chicago so short description. We talk our thanksgivings, answer family holiday reddit questions, talk about that Robert Pattinson surprise 9/11 movie, and then play a round of Spud Or Dud with buzzfeeds top thankgiving tweets.

Thanks for your support we love yall we hope you're makin it thru the holidays ok ❤️ here's the Discord link: https://discor...

After Dark #154 A Classic Episode

Audrey's havin a rough one and is sick, Dono has some weird jaw pain and a stressful week, but we're powering through! So no topic this week it's a Classic Episode™ with reddit questions and bargain humpers. Although Dono talks about intersex stuff that's a topic. So there kind of is a topic. And BARS so many hot fire BARS! Buckle in!!

Thanks for your support folks we love yall! Hop in the Discord here: https...

After Dark #153 The LDR Episode feat. @bongineer

Folks! It's hotel Dono round two and travel is topical bc our topic this week is long distance relationships! And we've got our good friend Mo @bongineer with us to discuss. We all share our experiences with LDRs, answer some reddit questions on the topic, and read on article about tips for a successful LDR - some good some meh!

Thanks again to Mo for joining us, find him on Bluesky @bongineer.cloud and his photography (feat. Dono) on Insta @wolverine.photos

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After Dark #152 The Bad Brain Episode

What's up gang, no main ep this week and we get into WHY! Spoiler - it's bad brain season. And so what better theme this week than mental health struggles and dating while ya deal with em. We talk about seasonal depression, our own diagnoses, our earliest experiences with depression, and relationships where you both have some bad brain stuff goin on. The time change is always a big trigger for this shit so if you're goin thru it to we hope this helps!

Thanks as always for your support f...

Stickers!

I realized the pinned post in here is the old stickers - we have these new ones from patron and awesome artist Shafer Brown! Dm us on here and we'll send ya one :)

After Dark #151 Rodney Binks // Monster Love feat. Ash from Horror Vanguard

Folks! It's spooky week and we've got a fitting topic, it's Monster Kink time! And who better to join us than returning favorite Ash from Horror Vanguard podcast. We talk what monster love is, play a round of monster kink bingo, find some delightful erotica stories, BookTok monster author drama, and answer some on-theme reddit questions.

Thanks again to Ash for joining us! Follow Horror Vanguard on Twitter @HorrorVanguard and find episodes wherever you listen to podcasts!

After Dark #150 Steve Harvey // The Controversial Episode

Audrey here! Shit gets really wacky when Donovan and I stumble into Steve Harvey hell. I apologize for the quality and frequency of the drops in the final 3rd of this program.

A white lady makes some wild assumptions about people from India | Steve Harvey: Act like a Lady, Think like a Man | Who is responsible for cleaning up the cum? | Should we get married? Steve Harvey seems to think so. | The coolest Mormon alive goes to the club and gets addicted to grinding. | Mom gives her teena...

After Dark #149 Teen Club In The Mall feat. Josh from TWOAPW

This episode has a lot of themed sections, I don't know how else to describe it. But MY favorite is our trip down memory lane to high school dances and the heinous "teen clubs" in Cinci when we were growin up. And we've got our friend Josh from The Worst Of All Possible Worlds with us so it's a damn good time over here! Hop in da podcast jet!

Thanks again to Josh for joining us this was a fun as hell one. Listen to The Worst Of All Possible Worlds wherever ya find podcasts, w...

After Dark #148 DonoQuest

FOLKS! We recorded this after I did quorators, quorators PLUS, and our main episode! In da big apple! So we're a lil delirious in here but I think that made for a pretty good episode. Audrey's got RPG maker and has conceived of a Dono RPG. And also there's reddit questions.

Thanks for your support gang and welcome to all you new folks! If you're not in the Discord hop in here it's a good hang: https://discord.g...

After Dark #147 Parent-Proof! Stroker 'Milk Bottle' Male Masturbator, Pocket Pussies, Sex Toy for Adult Men's Masturbation, Sex Dolls for Men Sexy Pleasure, Male Masturbators.

Yooooo It's ya girl Audrey posting the Patreon episode because Donovan is out of town and busy and forgot. Sorry it's late, but it's a banger!

Donovan had a panic attack but leveled out, Audrey had a day off work and spent it drinking 45 cups of coffee, smoking 5000 cigarettes and playing Magic: The Gathering. Then it's Reddit time!

A guy likes dicks but not men. Be a chaser? Which leads us to an awesome personal discussion section about gender where we both talk about ...

After Dark #146 Podcast But In Bed feat. Korla

What if you were an eepy lil guy but you wanted to record an episode? This is what would happen. Dono is in bed and it's supposed to be a lighthearted romp thru dreamland until the final question gets realll dark. But we salvage it and we've got the lovely Korla with us to help!

Listen to Data Transfer with Korla and Audrey if ya don't already! Available wherever podcasts are :)

Thanks for your support and welcome to all you new folks! Hop in the Discord with...

After Dark #145 RFTB AD IRL

Omg we're in the flesh realm together? That's right this week Dono is in Ohio and we're recording with out good friend Dylan in the same mf room! I don't believe it! We talk Audrey car trouble, Dylan oyster flavor trouble and more before hitting some bizarre Reddit questions and a trip to the bargain bin.

Thanks as always for your support folks, we love yall! Hop in the Discord if you haven't yet, just click this hip and cool link: 2023-09-15 21:14:11 +0000 UTC View Post

After Dark #144 Just One More Segment

It's another classic late night episode, it's riff city folks what if grocery store was pizza hut? What's reddit up to? What's the deal with companion AIs getting nsfw features removed? Who tf was Chevy Chase??

Thanks for your support, we love yall! Hop in the Discord with us here: https://discord.gg/YaEH5eXygV

#143 Souvenir Condom feat. Stefan Heck

What's up gang this week we're subjecting Stefan Heck from Blocked Party and the Go Off Kings to the worst questions from /r/sex it's a HOOT! We also talk Canada and take a deranged buzzfeed quiz where Audrey becomes a witch.

Thanks again to Stefan for joining us, follow him on Bluesky @stefanheck

And thank you for your support!! Hop in the Discord with us here: https://discord.gg/YaEH5eXygV 2023-09-04 01:27:05 +0000 UTC View Post

After Dark #142 Under Attack

In which a mosquito attempts to kill Dono and then another one shows up in Audrey's room what the fuck is going on? We talk about Armored Core and Audrey's car troubles and what if we got her a mech. And then it's reddit questions and then a horrifying tongue attachment for sex feat. erotica section on the product page.

Thanks for your support yall we love ya! Hop in the Discord with us here we'd love to hear from you: 2023-08-28 00:08:38 +0000 UTC View Post

After Dark #141 Roses Are Now Superlikes

Have you heard the good news? We're so thrilled. We discuss dating app Like Economies, enshittification, and then you know what is it's reddit time! And all the other shenanigans you know and love.

And speaking of love we love you thanks for your support. And we'd love to hear from ya, join the discord here: https://discord.gg/YaEH5eXygV

After Dark #140 False Audrey feat. John Cullen

Folks Audrey was down for the count with the sickness this week :( prayers up for her feeling better, so it's just Dono on this one with special guest/substitute Audrey - John Cullen from Blocked Party!

We talk about John's upcoming move, long distance relationship experiences in our pasts, and reddit questions ranging from thoughtful to "I'm so good at sex what do I do".

Check out John on Blocked Party and the PODKast and follow him on socials @CullenTheComi...

After Dark #139 Welcome To Tech Talk

Ok listen tech is in the news and Dono's been watching old WW2 propaganda films so we talk a bunch about how it sucks how capitalism does the worst possible things with it all. And then we run long cause we get on the actual topic of the program with reddit questions and the future of sex.

Thanks for your support yall we love ya! Hop in the discord with us here we have a great time and we'd love to hear from ya: 2023-08-07 00:03:47 +0000 UTC View Post

After Dark #138 I'm Sorry Chasten feat. Haus of Decline

Foooollllkkkkssss sorry for the delay but we've got Haus of Decline back with us and so you know it's a good one! We talk more slingshot with Alex, how to weaponize ticks and bed bugs, and our classic question what's your personal hell? Then it's questions and then on a particularly strange Bargain Humpers we're talkin about ORGONE ENERGY and how you can get it from amazon dot com!

Thanks again to Alex for joining us, check out Haus of Decline comics and podcast if you haven'...

#137 The Summer Slam feat. Justin from Librarypunk

The sun is hot, the beach is packed and we're back once again with a (late) bonus episode of Radio Free Tote Bag! Donovan has a slingshot! Audrey's in a great mood! Justin is here!

On this episode, we approach a goofy sex test gone wrong, orgasm asymmetry, text anxiety (ok but in this case y'all should break up), tongue kissing, and a goofy cosmo article about a Bratz girl in a Barbie world. (Bonus sneaky bargain humpers kind of)

Come and get it!

2023-07-24 06:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post

After Dark #136 Sex Tapes And Former Wives

RFTB nights over here! This was an impromptu late nighter and our energy is on point. We get goofy, we riff, and we also get one of the first Reddit questions we've had where we genuinely like both people involved. A sudden turn for the sincere. Also Dono has the worst beverage of all time.

Thank you so much for your support! Welcome to yall new folks, dm us for a sticker if you haven't! Come join the Discord too we'd love to hear from you: 2023-07-15 18:37:00 +0000 UTC View Post

After Dark #135 The Power Of Clotting feat. Andrew Hilary

Folks! We've got Andrew Hilary back with us who is bleeding from the lip immediately bc his new baby cat he adopted smacked him in the face! And we've got moving updates, we're talking how theres too many Twitters, fourth of july, and then reddit questions. And then we find a goatse style fuck torso on Bargain Humpers.

Thanks again to Andrew for joining us, find him on Bluesky and hell site @AndrewHilaryUS

And thank you so much for your support! Welcome to ya...

After Dark #134 Hotboxing The Midwest

The year is 2100. RFTB mp3s are worth more than gold. Who will be the shamans who wander the wastes with our sacred knowledge. About Mario/Luigi erotica.

What's up gang genuinely this smoke has been fucking me up, I'm taking a break from packing up the shared apartment to post this, it's pretty emotionally rough. We have some fun on this one though, it always helps, as does your support. I hope you're doing alright out there especially if you're dealing with the smoke too. Lo...

After Dark #133 Billionaires Mulched, Scooter Acquired

News update at the top, we had to talk about the submarine right? The relationship between man and the sea? That's a relationship! Also Dono is moving and getting a scooter, Audrey's dealin with a rough day, and we're answering reddit questions. We boppin.

Thanks for your support yall we love you. You are the wind beneath our winds and we'd love to hear from ya, join the Discord here: https://discord.gg/YaEH5eX...

After Dark #132 Yoni Oni feat. Merritt K

Folks! Merritt returns behind the paywall, Dono is congested as hell and back from Montreal, Audrey quit the clock job and we're riffin on it all. Welcome back to the show.

Where is the line between intense love and co-dependence? It's Embrace Debate. And then reddit questions.

Thanks again to Merritt for joining us again, follow her on Twitter or Bluesky @merrittk and check out her writing at readtower.net

And thank you for your support patr...

After Dark #131 I Don't Want To Be A Casual Smoker!

Folks sorry we're late this week Dono is out of town and falling apart. We stay the course as best we can and knocked this out in the hotel with no video - Dono is fascinated by the name of the quebec version of circle K and accidentally a cig while drunk and that's not ideal. Audrey goes to the zoo. Then question time.

But UPDATE I proved Audrey wrong and threw the cigs away!

Alright we love yall thank you for your support ❤️