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After Dark #130 Obamdom

Odoma? It's riff city at the top of the show good lord our apartments are 10000 degrees we are DELIRIOUS this week! Humor ensues! Plus a chaotic week for reddit questions, an Audrey Magic update, and a future of sex article turns into (I think) a thoughtful discussion on AI implications.

Thank you all for your support, you fuckin rule and we hope you're doing well and if things are stressful that you're navigating them with as much calm and healing as possible cause it's hard...

After Dark #129 I Wear My Sunglasses Inside feat. Lotion Wizard

I like my version of the song better! Idk what to tell ya! What's up gang we've got Lotion Wizard with us, she's also recently heartbroken, Dono's got that hell pit in their stomach, and Audrey is doing crowd work trying to heal us. We talk breakup stuff, 80s music, and sunglasses indoors before getting to reddit questions and then a live in-progress Bargain Humpers leads us to an e-stim discussion.

Thanks to LOSH for joining us we love her! Follow her on Twitter @old_lotion ...

After Dark #128 Train Good Death Bad feat. Liam Anderson

Woooo alright Dono's back from Philly and yet we have Liam with us from Well There's Your Problem! TW for suicide in the intro section - we talk loss, our own mental health struggles, and then Audrey does the goddamn Slingblade voice again. Reddit questions abound and then a new Henrietta emerges?

Thanks again to Liam for joining us, listen to WTYP it's great and he's great. And thank you for your support, we love y'all a lot ❤️

After Dark #127 Philly Update And Magic

What's up gang it's a late episode cause Dono has been out of town - Liam was supposed to join us on this one but we couldn't get our schedules lined up so we scheduled him for another one. We talk Philly, crop top, break up, Audrey's Magic tourney, depression, and then it's reddit questions. And a trip to the Future of Sex leads to discussion of the dreaded "metaverse"

Thanks for your support y'all, we love you and we hope your brain is treating you better than ours! Chat wi...

After Dark #126 I Don't Like Your Friends, I Don't Like Your Family

Welcome to RFTB Nights! We're moving on to the "fuck you" stage of the breakup, gang, and we're healing and we're talking about that a bit at the top. We talk breakup stage, Joe Frank, being full of mcdonald gas, and our Office Hours appearance! Then we've got reddit questions and bargain humpers, and some of our dumbest riffs yet.

Thank you for your support, shit sucks but it means a lot to us to have y'all backing this thing we really love doing and honestly find our own he...

After Dark #125 A Very Breakup Special

It's just the girlies this week - Dono going thru a breakup, Audrey has recently gone thru a couple, and so we're looking back at all our breakups to hopefully get some perspective on where we're currently at and a reminder we'll be ok. It's fuckin hard! There is crying! Also it turns out we were huge pieces of shit as teens!

And then a couple reddit questions and the return of our very own Henrietta.

Thank you all for your support, it is part of what keeps u...

After Dark #124 The Kratomization of Society feat. Haus of Decline

Goddamn gang things are ROUGH but this episode is healing us because Alex from Haus of Decline is back and we simply love chatting with him. We're talking kratom, bad job times, Mission Hill, Canada, seltzer, all the hits and then some reddit questions. Then, a trip to the future leads us to a relic of the internet of the past.

Thanks again to Alex for joining us - follow him on Twitter @hausofdecline

And thank you for your support, we love ya. DM us on here ...

After Dark #123 Is Wood Goo? feat. LibraryPunk

Folks! It's bonus time and we've got a full crossover ep this week with the whole dang Library Punk triumvirate - Justin, Jay, and Sadie! We talk recent assaults on libraries by right wing shitbags, desk rocks, and a whole bunch of reddit questions. Then it's a 5-person Bargain Humpers and we are brainstorming some incredible ideas.

Thanks again to our guests for joining, follow em on Twitter @librarypunk

And thank you patrons and welcome to a couple new peop...

After Dark #122 Nothing Illegal feat. Mike Hale

Trans rights motherfuckers we're ranting at the top cause this shit sucks. But we're lucky we've got Mike from Your Kickstarter Sucks back with us for a healing detour to riff city. About nothing illegal!

Then we're talking old porno guys, reddit questions, and some bizarre sex game kickstarters.

Thanks again for Mike for joining us, follow him on Twitter @dogboner and listen to YKS

And thank you for your support patrons, it means the world t...

After Dark #121 Can't See The Floor

Howdy patrons, hell month continues but we're in better spirits this week! We catch up on our bad shit, trans day of visibility, mario 3, and Dono's cute new crop top. And then reddit questions and THE FUTURE OF SEX!

Thanks extra for your support, it means a lot to us especially in the hard times like this. And we'd love to hear from ya, join the Discord if you haven't! https://discord.gg/YaEH5eXygV

After Dark #120 Come over. Can you host?

Folks I won't sugarcoat it, this episode is a bit of a hard listen.

Dono and Audrey are in hell once more and they air some of it out at the top. Don't worry, plenty of Reddit questions and a couple leftover embarrassing listener stories keep us distracted long enough to do a show.

Woo!

After Dark #119 Going Back In Time For Mids feat. Fangs For The Memories

Howdy gang, sorry for the delay it's been a rough one (I had a panic attack like right before recording this) and we're trying to figure out our schedules to get the bonus release more consistent but here she is! And we're happy to have our friends back with us, it's Kayte and Leslie from Fangs For The Memories podcast!

We talk time travel, panic attacks, mids, and then it's reddit question time with penis sleeve antagonism, weird social media suspiciousness, and more. Also a...

Schedule Change

Howdy gang,

Alright we're struggling to get out both eps on Thursday like we have between my acting class and Audrey's work schedule. We're trying to figure out what a good consistent day will be so just a heads up! It will still be weekly.

We recorded this weeks with Leslie and Kate from Fangs for the Memories so it'll probably be live later today or tomorrow!

Hope y'all are doin well out there ❤️

Dono

After Dark #118 Top 20 Best Flirty Emojis 2023

Howdy gang, very stressful week for Dono with their dad in the hospital but the outlook is good, thank you for the kind messages. We discuss that and what else is in the news this week before going off the beaten path on Reddit. Then, Cosmo teaches us about the sexiest emojis that are all the rage these days and we review em.

Thanks as always for your support, we love yall and we'd love to hear from you so hop in the Discord here: 2023-03-10 20:56:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Ep Delay

Hey folks Dono here - my dads been in the hospital which has delayed us this week. Please send good energy, he's being treated for MRSA which sucks. Luckily seems to be improving today. Thanks for you support ❤️ 

After Dark #117 Do it! feat. Juniper and BirdRespecter

It's a packed house tonight folks, with both @BirdRespecter and Juniper from Western Kabuki joining us behind the paywall!

We talk goon caves, goon motivation, most things goon, then we get into some reddit questions!

How do I tell my partner of two years that he has always been bad at sex? How do I handle the fact that my boyfriend cheated in a previous relationship? Is there an intrinsic thing at the heart of a person that makes them bad at fucking, or non-monogamous? How m...

Austin Powers Watch Along Tonight 630pm CT

We're streaming a special Austin Powers watch along and recap ep tonight in the discord! Here's the event link if ya want to be there live!

https://discord.gg/TKkMuDD9?event=1078377512092061796

After Dark #116 Lube Tragedy feat. Whack Nicholson

We're here! We're clear! We've got Whack back with us behind the paywall! So we're stoked about that but we're not stoked that DISASTER has struck Dono! Also Audrey is Prius people?

Folks we've got a whole bunch of reddit questions for ya and a trip to the bargain bin brings us a goofy ass butt plug. And we love Whack. And we love you.

Join the Discord cause if you're listening to this the day it's out Thursday 2/23 we're gonna be watching Austin Powers tonig...

Austin Powers Stream

Well the results are in - we're gonna do a watch along and recap episode of the original Austin Powers, this Thursday in the RFTB Discord! Yes baby! You can join the Discord at this link https://discord.gg/ba67zs3Nyw where we'll be hammering out the details and streaming the watch along yeehaw

After Dark #115 Break Up Blues

Hard week for Audrey, gang. Give her some love. We talk about her breakup, Dono working through performance anxiety, and then we go buckwild on some Reddits Qs. Also sex doll brothel.

Thanks for your support folks we love yall. Hop in the Discord if ya haven't! Join here: https://discord.gg/YaEH5eXygV

After Dark #114 The Roughrider Himself feat. Howell Dawdy

Greetings patrons! We're so glad you're with us!

We begin with an extensive dive into Howell, Donovan and Audrey's histories with musical theory, performance and production. Then, we get help some wretched wredditors.

Can you ask a partner to only use a mold of your genitals in certain ways? This question is very confusing in a vacuum, but you'll figure it out when you hear it. If you miss a chance to get with a co-worker can you bring that around and give it another s...

After Dark #113 I'd Know That Taint Anywhere feat. Haus of Decline

Yeehaw we have Alex sticking around behind the paywall this week which means it's riff city! We shit all over the new Terfy Potter game, answer reddit Qs about a guy who's just not that into the question asker, discover a smooth metal tongue, and much more. We love Alex.

And we love yall! Thank you so much for supporting the show, it means the world to us. Don't forget to vote in the poll on our Patreon feed to decide which Austin Powers movie we'll be watching in Discord and...

Subscriber Goal Halfway Special - The Poll

Howdy gang, we hit $250 last month, halfway to our goal, and so we're gonna do a special bonus bonus - watching an Austin Powers movie in the Discord and then doing a recap review podcast, maybe recording live. The question is! Which one? Vote for multiple if you want, I'll be combining these results with the Discord poll results. Voting closes next Friday 2/3!

After Dark #112 Hey You Got BOS In My RFTB

Welcome one welcome all to the crossover event of the season as we have all of Ballin Out Super on with us. And so we're not just answering reddit questions! We're also recapping and reviewing a single episode of 1997's very own Dragon Ball GT. It's like peanut butter and jelly, name a more iconic duo, etc etc this anime sucks ass but we're havin a good times anyway.

Thanks as always for your support! Hop in the Discord with us here: 2023-01-26 06:53:25 +0000 UTC View Post

After Dark #111 I'm Strong And I'm Cool

It's a post lift episode gang, I'm getting my strength back but am also sore as hell and hey what a recipe for good content! We're talkin life, we're calling Korla live on air, and we're answering reddit questions like "the one who got away" feelings and a partner saying you smell weird even though you're very hygenic! Plus the future of sex continues as we investigate the geography of sex toy interest.

Thanks as always for your support gang, we love ya very much. And we'd lo...

After Dark #110 [TF4TF] Trans friendly guided Masturbation / JOI (Less dysphoric ways to mastutbate)

I'm beginning to think that we just work full time and have a podcast so we're tired all the time? 

Good bants at the top, Alina is out of surgery and doing well, Audrey is hitting two vapes at once. 

Is pupperstyle is bad with skinny girls? We investigate. Is a man bi if he only fantasizes about guys when he's horny? Are jerkoff instructions hot? How do you make a good JOI video?

Also, is porn maybe too much for you? Do you find listening hot...

After Dark #109 Saddam Hussein’s Moon Railgun

Welcome to Piss and Shit in the morning, we're in a dumbass shock jock mode this week, we're goofin, but we're also tackling reddit questions like emotional affair time, netflix deletion protocol after breakup, and much more. And then a testicle hot tub that claims to have potential as birth control? And also Saddam Hussein for some reason.

Thanks for your support as always gang we LOVE YOU

Here's the ol discord link we'd love to hear from ya: 2023-01-06 06:34:43 +0000 UTC View Post

After Dark #108 Keep Em Separated feat. Deanna Machi

We're behind the paywall, we're still in the liminal space, and we've got Deanna with us again. Dono's power half goes out twice. Dacrophilia talk. Reddit questions including wet ass pussy self-consciousness and a bf who keeps dunking on you during video games in a real shitty way. And a music quiz. And the goddamn Offspring.

Thanks for the support folks, we wish ya the best in the remainder of 2022 and a good ass new year. We're sending ya good energy!

After Dark #107 It's Christmas feat. Dylan

Happy holidays I'm posting the eps last minute I'm wrapping gifts last minute I hope you're doing better than me

And thanks for your support this year patrons we love yall and we hope you're surviving stressful season and maybe even thriving and if not we hope we can help!

Holidelay

Isn’t that a fun portmanteau? Eps gonna be delayed due to holidays and panic attacks. Hope y’all are faring better. Excelsior!