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Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966) Review

Yes. They actually put THIS MOVIE on the box set.

Terror in the Jungle (1968)

Another Halloween special segment about an insanely stupid jungle adventure movie.

Scared to Death (1947)

Another mostly finished segment from the Halloween special, a crap 40s movie starring Bela Lugosi (in color!)

I Went Insane Making a Godzilla Battle Line Tier List

goes live in less than an hour. you can say you were here first.

Curse of Bigfoot (1975)

In this segment I review the worst Bigfoot movie. Very coveted distinction.

They Did WHAT with WHO!? (1968)

A review of They Saved Hitler's Brain, a real movie that actually exists. It's terrible.

The House by the Cemetery (1981) Review

A review of an Italian movie from famous horror director Lucio Fulci. I cut around the more graphic violence but go into this one knowing I'm talking about a very bloody movie.

The Sadist (1963) Review

The final video is months away from completion, but I wanted to get the ball rolling on the Halloween special by talking about one of the 40 movies in the set, a surprisingly good thriller titled The Sadist.

Ultraman Geed - Ultra Retrospective

Finally done. Thank you for being patient.

Goes public on Valentine's Day, but will be available to all paid tiers starting next Tuesday.

Wikizilla Pinball Stream Edit

Was paid to do a highlight reel of the GvK pinball stream the Wikizilla team did almost two years ago. This game's got some truly terrible sound editing and dialogue, so look forward to it.

The Magfest Experience (2025)

A video I'm releasing tonight covering my trip to the Music And Games convention. Every Patron tier helped pay for the hotel bill specifically, so thank you all so much 🙏.

Fortnite Stream Edit

A quick little highlight reel I edited for the Fortnite stream I did with Wikizilla.

Goldn & Friends Watch Mega Monster Battle (the Legend the Movie)

This is the current edition of a video I plan to release this week (today if what I'm about to describe actually resolves itself), available to all tiers paid or otherwise. Those following my social media know that I'm going through a copyright claim battle, the first I've ever had with TsuPro. This claim not only prevents monetization but also blocks the video in Japan. If a dispute I filed goes through then this will be what the public sees later this week. If not, I will do further twe...

Mega Monster Battle & the Zero Saga (2007-2013) - Ultra Retrospective

50 minute runtime, fully captioned. Now available for all paid tiers.

After two months in production, the full Ultra Galaxy video is done. My longest Ultraman video yet. This contains segments dedicated to the direct to video specials I haven't shared yet as well as revamped sections from the bits of the video I've already shared. I had a lot of fun editing this one. Enjoy!

Ultraman Saga (2012) Review

Available to all paid tiers. The last segment I'm making available to every tier, the final video will have limited BIGGEST Tier exclusivity due to its length and features segments dedicated to direct to video specials, as well as some revamped edits for earlier segments.

Ultraman Zero: Revenge of Belial Review

Another segment from the MMB video where I talk about its sequel.

Mega Monster Battle (The Movie)

Available to all paid tiers. A review of the event film Mega Monster Battle Ultra Galaxy Legend, part of the larger MMB video I'll be releasing in December.

Mega Monster Battle (Show Review)

Available to every paid tier. The first 14 minutes of the upcoming Ultra Galaxy Saga video, which will be complete next month (god willing), where I talk about the show with the long title that started it all. Lemme know if you've got any suggestions or enjoyed 🙏.

Ultraman Dyna (1997) - Ultra Retrospective

Exclusive to every paid tier! Yeah, I'll be keeping this one here for a while so I can get the next video done and released at the same time as this one, so I'll be making this one available to everyone in the meantime. The next video will have the usual timed tier exclusivity. Enjoy.

Godzilla vs. Megalon - Ultra Gaiden

Hey. Hi. How's it going. New video. Goes public November 3rd. Becomes available to $1 tiers at the start of next month. Enjoy ❤️

Ultra Q: Dark Fantasy (2004) - Ultra Retrospective

Available to higher tier patrons and single purchases. This will release to the public in early October. Enjoy. I'm going to rest now.

Without Warning (1980) & Without Warning (1994)

Woah. Crazy. New video. Available to all paying Patrons. I'll be releasing this towards the end of October so it'll be an exclusive here until then. Enjoy.

Without Warning (1980) Review

Available to all paying Patrons. The first half of an upcoming video where I review two movies titled "Without Warning," this year's Halloween special. Enjoy.

Ultraman Neos - Ultra Retrospective

An 18-minute review of Ultraman Neos. For the sake of creating a backlog so Youtube doesn't destroy me, I'll be keeping this video a Patreon exclusive until September. By then I'll have enough (hopefully) to upload more regularly. I'll also be testing the sell feature for newcomers who don't want to pay a monthly rate (3 bucks is as low as Patreon will let it go, I'm sorry). Let me know if any issues come from that.

Ultraman Orb - Ultra Retrospective (full)

Exclusive to highest tiers until a week before it goes public. This features a shorter version of the Origin Saga review as well as coverage of the Orb movie.

Edit 8/5/24: It's now available to every paid tier. It'll go public this Friday. Enjoy.

Important Orb Origin Opinion Poll

I've previewed the whole Ultraman Orb video and I'm shaken by a particular segment. The part where I talk about Orb Origin Saga is so depressing in my mind, I'm genuinely so bored of that show and it comes off in the review, that I'm considering going with an alternate version.

The current edit goes on for nine minutes and talks about the actual show, in not-terribly-analytical terms, as well as the canceled chapters. This is the version of the video I find uncompelling.

HOWEV...

Orb the Origin Saga - Ultra Retrospective

EDIT 8/9/24: Now public.

Ultraman Orb - Ultra Retrospective

Available to the two higher tiers. The 16 minute segment from the upcoming Ultraman Orb review where I talk about, well, Ultraman Orb. The show. The Origin Saga segment will be a separate upload here too once it's complete in the coming days, the final Youtube version will also have coverage of the movie and the patron readout. Until then, enjoy.

Super Inframan - Ultra Gaiden

Available to EVERY paid tier. I'll release this publicly in August. Enjoy.

Edit 7/18/24: I had the opportunity to issue a small patch for the video in response to a comment. A mistake so early on might be off-putting to viewers who know better, so I made a quick change ("Its original Cantonese language" => "its original language.") Catching mistakes like this is part of why these videos are available to Patrons so early, so if you spot any more potential corrections feel free to l...

Q&A #4

Another Q&A video, this one compiled from four streams, co-edited with hsquidreviews.  Making this exclusive to every paid tier until it goes public.