The house was… Old. But better. There was a giant garden that the caretaker had taken you and Papa through on the tour. You weren't allowed much in the garden in the old house. Your governess, your latest, only allowed you to sit on a bench by the wall as the gardeners worked. Apparently the head of your old school had sent her a letter just to warn her about you.
This garden was big. Almost wild. A pond, big. You instinctively tried to stick your foot in and Papa quickly stopped you...
2025-09-19 07:45:33 +0000 UTC
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Gonna lie back, sweating and breathing heavy, hair sticking to their face. Most probably will roll over and get their cigarettes and start smoking. Female Bryn prefers to guide the Heir's head to rest on her stomach. Enjoys looking at their vulnerable neck. Male Bryn however wants the Heir to rest their head on his shoulder. Makes him feel powerful, plus bonus cute coughing from the cigarette smoke.
B = Body part (their favorite body p...
2025-09-17 22:36:10 +0000 UTC
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anon asks: let's round up the cocks with OLL descriptions? 👀
Arkady has such a cute cock. Unshaved pubed, but they're not too unruly. Constantly wet head, dusky cock, with an excited lighter head. Peachy, bouncy cute little balls. Like mochi. Pop them in your mouth. A nice chubby cock! Darker freckles sprinkles along his pubic bone too. Circumised too! Slightly smaller than average, but jesus, it's fat.
guuuurei asked: peeper n poosey hcs for aksana, stas & the twins. Or I'm blowing you to smithereens
OKAY OKAY, PLEASE DONT EENS MY SMITHERS!! (also slight spoiler for something later on, lol but ANYTHING for GENITALS). What you will notice, is that lots of Varanian characters have decorative markings or jewellery,
Aksana: Shaved pubes, but just so she can have clear, decorative markings a...
2025-09-14 21:39:42 +0000 UTC
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I was running a poll to make a point to some of the Ducks who thought it would be a good idea, but sadly nope. Hell, even I hate checking discords for my patreon content. And there's nothing really else to do.
So I do want to just say that I am deeply disappointed in whichever Patron is doing this. A bunch of my work becomes free after a while, hell even the Alpha Builds are meant to show off what's coming soon, and the only ways I've managed to sort those is to stop uploading the file...
2025-09-13 12:25:08 +0000 UTC
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So, I have a scalper among my Patreon Subs whose been uploading all my stuff to another site. Claimed to be doing it for archival purposes, but you know. That's bullshit and I'm a relatively small IF creator, so?
I am thinking of linking discord soon, and putting everything on there instead, but I myself don't like having to join a discord to get access to things. If put into a category that's just discord things, that have a separate room if people want to chat, etc. I'll still send ou...
2025-09-13 11:49:16 +0000 UTC
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Another Alphabet! ALSO! If you want any side characters included in an alphabet, drop a comment!
Another Alphabet! ALSO! If you want any side characters included in an alphabet, drop a comment!
2025-09-08 11:50:56 +0000 UTC
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So, the last of the modern au posts is taking a while (IT'S A BIG BEAST), and Rotwood Modern AU will be done in October while I work on the Halloween game. In the meantime, in ithe month of September, I'm working to finish up the Mad Heir long ass demo plus mini game so you guys will have something before October hits.
THIS and that I'm looking for people to play lab rat. Since the mini game in Mad Heir is an actual puzzle game which includes the first stage of stalker horror (can u te...
2025-09-08 11:46:20 +0000 UTC
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OLL prologue plus royal route is over an hour long now. And Mad Heir is a weird beast.
Mad heir is where I get experimental and if it work, I can finally continue chapter 2 of rotwood because I want the mini game im working on to be in Dacre House.
It's also hard to get an alpha build out since right now it's a very big mini game eating up the latter half which I can't cut off just ye...
2025-09-08 11:08:57 +0000 UTC
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God, everyone please forgive me. I couldn't find on Vgen the sort of map I wanted to commission so I was forced to draw it, tea stain it, scan it and edit it myself. Deep apologies again, but it's needed since I don't want to leave players who struggle without maps wayward and crying.
In the...
2025-09-03 16:42:22 +0000 UTC
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Guuuurei asks: We got cock hcs for row.......is is oll or mad heir's turn❔
Mad Heir, why not, I finished building the Yvesyway house and showed yall Bryn's shit shack. (Art is also by our beloved Grey!!)
Anyway:
Anatole von Mejer has a very nice T-Dick. It's veyr sensitive so if you touch, he WILL kick you. No, prefers the strap he has hidden away and will shout if the Heir ever finds it in his things....
2025-09-03 15:34:15 +0000 UTC
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Our most beloved mod and Duck Kat spent an entire day interrogating me and mapping out the Royal family tree that spans Our Last Liaisons, into Mad Heir and Rotwood! Decided to share so you can enjoy this in-depth family tree!
2025-09-01 14:34:59 +0000 UTC
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I'm so so so happy with this commission, drawn lovingly and beautifully by @guuuurei! I love you forever, and I wail in delight!
Art of our the Royal's beloved parents when they were younger! Default Appearance Laszlo (you see if it you're adopted) and Beloved Mama. More or less exactly what happened when they met, it'...
2025-09-01 10:44:37 +0000 UTC
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Who are the main players gracing our stage?
Pavel was supposed to inherit the business. Next CEO. Every lesson he was ever taught always included about 10 minutes of a business side seminar. Washing hands properly, brushing teeth thoroughly, how to tie his shoes? Well, those went along with how to read profit margins. Pythagorean theorem, how to make basic meals, and how to do professional, charming small talk. Yes, yes, very good, but when do you know ...
2025-08-26 20:32:39 +0000 UTC
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Anon asks: Bad Touch Group small brainrot question: when did they become friends? What's the timeline of them meeting Sasha? Also have they met the royal!mc before they were sent away to heal?
OOOOOOOOOO, i do wanna write a sfw story on patreon for this. I love these stinkers. Okay!
So definitely Aleysa and Raivis and Mara are child hood friends! Raivis more, Mara was introduced to Aksana as a potential friend, but she drifted to Sasha, Aleysa was always there but...
2025-08-24 21:49:56 +0000 UTC
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Setting the stage…
One of the biggest things that we have to leave behind in the 1700s… Is that someone powerful can get away with murder. At least, as easily.
So, years before the births of either of our MC's, there is a divorce.
Excerpt:
The lawyers were dumbfounded. One was sweating so hard that it looked like he had walked in from a rainstorm. Another seemed to already kissing away a fat paycheck. Hells, even Tatsiana Volchek, previously Mrs Volchek, and...
2025-08-22 23:30:11 +0000 UTC
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So, a few days ago was my birthday (thank you for all the well wishes) and because I'm egotistical and evil, I do want to count it into a special events month that I wanna do for certain months, (October, December, etc), so this time, it's going to be a modern au!
I want to make posts for the RO/Cast that cover jobs, lives, changes from their canon selves, and how their romances would differ when set in a modern day. I'll be doing the top two most voted for, but also later, when ther...
2025-08-13 10:17:15 +0000 UTC
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People on Tumblr demanded Picrews of Sasha's friendship group. So. ANYWAY! I like to think their outfits below are what they were wearing on the night of the duel, so don't mind the increased dress up vibes. As per usual, all picrews made with this!
Raivis. Excited by blood, constant shit stirrer. Childhood best friend of Sasha, been there since day 1.
2025-08-13 04:25:33 +0000 UTC
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Tonight was shit.
Sasha swirled their forgotten drink, having already drank the perfect amount to be tipsy, but not drunk. Being drunk tonight would be a waste. Their clothes didn’t feel as comfortable, the lights were just a bit too bright, and everyone around them was annoying them. It was just one of those nights, where everything was wrong. Which it shouldn’t be.
Their lessons were slowly coming to an end, after years of writing about martial law and the history of t...
2025-08-13 02:46:17 +0000 UTC
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Oh, needs a minute to get their breath back, resting their forearms against their face. But after that, they are UP! Sorting you out, cleaning you up, getting you something to drink if you need. If you seem to really need some more care, they’re happy to sit back and let you paw at them.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Honestly? Doesn’t really admire anything about themself that m...
2025-08-12 12:04:59 +0000 UTC
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A lovely birthday gift from my friend Saint ! Our lovely, creepy, off putting, sweaty gardener, Bryn Heron!
2025-08-12 10:49:08 +0000 UTC
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Hey, hey guys. Long time coming. I really really wish this was longer, as mentioned before my dental extraction was put off by another week and I was dying for a while after it. So, it's really not as long as I wanted it to be, instead I played with the music and sounds a bit more. But hey, we get to meet our first... Mini Boss? Well, we meet quite the fuckhead.
Anyway, the password is 7227! Enjoy!
Itch password, as per usual: fuckyoudad
2025-08-09 16:09:29 +0000 UTC
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Forgot to mention here, but last week my dental appointment got put off, and so I only got the tooth out a few days ago! I'm all good for the recovery, but yeah, I had another week of pain and a few days of recovery! Sorry for leaving you all in the dark, I was in bed and desperately eating painkillers like it was nobody's business.
But yes! The plan is for the alpha build to go up today or tomorrow, and then the two posts!
Since it's my birthday in a few days, I thought about r...
2025-08-08 09:31:59 +0000 UTC
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Let's prep for august!
2025-07-31 17:45:29 +0000 UTC
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OOoooh baby, let's prep the nsfw alphabet for august.
2025-07-31 17:34:24 +0000 UTC
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Pull. Rip. Count. Fill. Water. Dig. Sweat.
Feeling the sun slowly go down. Once gone, they return to their cottage. Sit. Eat stale bread and old ham and drink deeply from their personal brew. Pass out in their chair. Wake up. Change, wash their underarms, chest, crotch with a wet rag and go at it again. Ignore the hustle and bustle from the house. Take lunch. Watch the window. Wait. Brush off the crumbs from their hands onto their trousers and back to it. Sweat. Pull out the weeds...
2025-07-31 02:09:35 +0000 UTC
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If you're on an ios device, it would be better to get on a desktop to join any of the memberships on patreon. Otherwise you have to deal with the VAT from apple, which is utterly fucked. A membership goes from £15 to £21.
Anyway, make sure you're avoiding that!
2025-07-30 17:30:56 +0000 UTC
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Depends, really. Are they playing in public or in private? They have their vicious exhibitionism streak and if they’re playing with you in front of their friends or at one of their parties, the aftercare is letting you lie on their lap as they stroke along your cheeks and nose, cooing at you every now and then. Male Sasha prefers to have you in his lap, while Female Sasha really enjoys you in her lap. In private, though? A cuddler. Tucking...
2025-07-30 17:21:08 +0000 UTC
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