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What, Failure to Transition!? Volume 5 Chapter 11+Afterword

Chapter 11 – After the Battle 2 ※


“Karin, sorry to keep you waiting… Karin?”


When the action with Misato was over, Yoichi called out to Karin, but she did not respond.


(It seems that she really is asleep.)


The fact that she was sleeping so deeply despite being quite loud from the middle of the day suggests that she was very tired – or rather, she had not fully recovered.


“How about you, Misa...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 5 Chapter 8

Chapter 8 – The Delinquent Lad and Genius Lass, III


“Wait, you’ve got it all wrong. Listen to me. And I’m not a scumbag…”


Father was not convinced, but “I” managed to stop himself from recommending that “I” turn myself in, thanks to “my” desperate defense.


“Well… um. Anyway, this… It might be considered ‘black’ by some, but it’s as close to ‘grey’ as I can get from these guys. Here, son. I bought yo...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 5 Chapter 7

Chapter 7 – The Delinquent Lad and Genius Lass, II


“That’s what I was trying to say, you wowly pewson.”


“It’s “lowly person”. Hell, why am I teaching a girl a way to insult me? Besides, I can’t go to school. I’m suspended.”


“Suspended?”


“It means you are punished by not going to school.”


“Isn’t that a day off?”


Hell, she knows what a “day off” is, b...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 5 Chapter 6

Chapter 6 – The Delinquent Lad and Genius Lass, I


Have you ever had the experience of waking up and still being in a dream?


Me, not often, but sometimes.


This is the case now.


In this case, “I” woke up in the dream, and I was able to see “myself” from a bird’s eye view.


To be precise, I was conscious before this “I” woke up, and since I could see his sleeping face and how this “I” was ...

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Chapter Update! + "Profession, Merchant" Novel Project is now on Regular Releases! (Second Update of May 2023)

Reborn as A Holy Knight Volume 6 Chapter 2-Epilogue, Profession Merchant Volume 3 Chapter 1 and What, Failure to Transition!? Volume 4 Chapter 10 are now released in my WordPress! With this, al the main story proper chapters of "Reborn as a Holy Knight" have been released, so we will now switched it to "Profession, Merchant for the regular releases!

All the required tiers to access these chapters have now been lowered in accordance with their respective...

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What, Failure to Transition!? Volume 5 Chapter 10

Chapter 10 – After the Battle 1 ※


When Yoichi woke up, he found Alana straddling him, swinging her hips in a single back and forth motion.


Her huge, white breasts also bounced and swayed vigorously in sync.


Looking over to the side of the bed, he saw that the clothes she always wore had been taken off and placed in a disorderly fashion in a corner.


There was a loud squelching sound coming from their joined parts, and Yoichi’s c...

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I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume 1 Extra Story Chapter 5 (LN Exclusive)

Extra Edition IF Route Canceled – A Sarcastic Female Boss, a Fairy, and a Magical Fleshlight! 5


“Nhaaaaaaaa♡!? W-what the hell is this♡! It’s like someone’s finger is in my pussyyy♡!”


“Really? But there’s no one else in the room, and it doesn’t look like someone’s finger is in your crotch…”


“It’s true. It’s really in there♡! Someone’s finger is rubbing the weakest part of my pussy, and I’m feeling it hard...

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I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume 1 Extra Story Chapter 4 (LN Exclusive)

Extra Edition IF Route Canceled – A Sarcastic Female Boss, a Fairy, and a Magical Fleshlight! 4



“Ugh.”


Well, Miss Leung is a beautiful woman. And she has big tits.


Oriondiehl held the fleshlight, but because of her small size, it looked like a body pillow to her. Then she lifted it up and tossed it from the table to me.


“This is your chance, Master Ryou! While it is unfortunate that no one is around, but now is the time to retu...

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I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume 1 Extra Story Chapter 3 (LN Exclusive)

Extra Edition IF Route Canceled – A Sarcastic Female Boss, a Fairy, and a Magical Fleshlight! 3



“Wait, that woman is a virgin?”


I was a bit surprised.


She has a rough personality, but is still a beautiful woman.


“I suppose so? Well, that’s not important. Master Ryou, please play with it right away!”


Although I was a little worried about Miss Leung, I decided to try this fleshlight as soon as possible, based on ...

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I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume 1 Extra Story Chapter 2 (LN Exclusive)

Extra Edition IF Route Canceled – A Sarcastic Female Boss, a Fairy, and a Magical Fleshlight! 2



“Ah, please wait a moment… it’s good now. Please come in.”


I hurriedly took Oriondiehl off my shoulder and asked her to hide behind a bookshelf against the wall of the appraisal room.


Almost as soon as I had finished, the door opened, and a woman entered.


“Oh? You still haven’t finished yet?”


The person who enter...

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I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume 1 Extra Story Chapter 1 (LN Exclusive)

Extra Edition IF Route Canceled – A Sarcastic Female Boss, a Fairy, and a Magical Fleshlight! 1



“How gracious of you! All right, I’ve made up my mind! I will repay you, my savior, for saving my life”.


“No, I don’t need it.”


“You are not only kind but also very humble! But you don’t have to be so modest!”


“No, um, it’s really fine.”


Oriondiehl, the fairy with the dazzling smile, insisted, no matter...

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I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume 1 Side Story Chapter 3 (LN Exclusive)

Side Story – Carla’s Fateful Encounter 3



This was the third glass of ale we had shared.


Mister guild receptionist here seemed to really enjoy listening to me and was in an excellent mood.


It was the first time I’d had such a good conversation with a man, or anyone other than a fellow Rosenkreuzer.


So, driven by the power of alcohol, I found myself letting loose inappropriate words like the one I muttered just now.


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I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume 1 Side Story Chapter 2 (LN Exclusive)

Side Story – Carla’s Fateful Encounter 2



I looked fearfully at the expression on his face.


But for some reason, he didn’t seem to mind at all.


He was still smiling and, “Do you want a spare map?” he even asked me curiously.


I nodded hastily at the offer.


To be honest, I didn’t need such an extra map, but since the man had taken such good care of me, I couldn’t let his kindness go to waste.


I was ...

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I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume 1 Side Story Chapter 1 (LN Exclusive)

Side Story – Carla’s Fateful Encounter 1


SIDE: Carla


――Sigh. Here we go again.


“Hey… isn’t that the ‘Rosenkreuzer’, the S-rank party which is active in the capital?”


“Ah, you mean the famous ‘S-rank Spinsters’?”


“I mean, with those looks, there would be no jobs for them other than being adventurers, wouldn’t there?”


“If you mean them having the looks of the most savage of savag...

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Chapter Update! + Change in Novel Priority + Regarding the Removal of Goals Feature of Patreon (First Update of May 2023)

Firstly. Reborn as A Holy Knight Volume 5 Chapters 9-12 and Volume 6 Chapter 1 and Profession Merchant Volume 2 Chapter 7 are now released in my WordPress! With this, the required tiers to access some chapters have now been lowered in accordance with their respective chapter unlock count:

Newly released in my WordPress (First Update of May 2023)
Reborn as a Holy Knight Volume 5 Chapters 9-12 (5 Chapters)
Profession, Merchant Volum...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 5 Chapter 5

Chapter 5 – The “Hero” IV


“Mm. I understand.”


The lad replied, tilting his head as he swallowed the pill, but I doubted if he really understood what it meant.


As he swallowed the pill, the “Hero”, with a bold gesture, removed her obscenely stained panties and leaned forward to place her vulva over his cock.


“What are you doing?”


The lad “I” asked with a question mark on his head.

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Profession, Merchant Volume 5 Chapter 4

Chapter 4 – The “Hero” III


A large amount of saliva leaked from the tip of her tongue, soaking the lad’s nipples.


“Chuup, chupp, slurp, churp, chuupaah, chuupaa…”


“Kuh… ahh, wait! Haahaaa, please, stop… ahh… something… something is wrong… huuu…”


But no matter how much he begged, the “Hero” ignored his pleas to stop and did not slow down her caresses, so “I” could no longer stand it an...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 5 Chapter 3

Chapter 3 – The “Hero” II


Even though it was early in the evening, it was still the season for sweating. I could tell at a glance that the “Hero” was not wearing a bra.


The lad’s fingers gently touched her breasts, but the bulge through the tank top distorted their shape so much that I could hear an illusion of a jiggling sound in my head.


“Wow…”


The lad’s exclamation was as if he were an inland dwelle...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 5 Chapter 2

Chapter 2 – The “Hero” I


A “Hero”.


It is not something that you can just declare to everyone, like, “Yes, I am the Hero!” and expect people to believe it. Nor is it something that an emperor or some other ruler of each country can declare, “This person is a Hero,” and immediately decide to support them.


If such a thing were possible, countries would be full of “heroes”, and it would be inevitable that their value wou...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 5 Chapter 1

Chapter 1 – Senior, III


Have you ever had a dream where you knew it was a dream?


I’ve had quite a few, actually. And this is one of them, at the moment.


I was able to get a bird’s eye view of another version of ‘me’. From there I understood that this was a dream.


And this ‘me’ was clearly in the form of a young man.


I could tell myself that when I was younger, I had a real charm.


<...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 4 Side Story II

Side Story – Merchant Style Dungeon Crawling, II (LN Exclusive)


The voice was a bit far away, so I had no choice but to run through a bunch of traps.


“Wha…”


I was speechless when I reached the bottom.


A woman’s buttocks were protruding from a stone wall.


“What were you doing that you ended up like this? Are you all right?”


“Ah, someone’s here! Thank goodne...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 4 Side Story I

Side Story – Merchant Style Dungeon Crawling, I (LN Exclusive)


This was a little over a year before I set foot in Andersen, around the time I had begun my exploration of a vast dungeon called the “Creta Underground Labyrinth”.


Why was I in a dungeon when I’m a merchant, you ask?


Of course, it was to obtain goods for me to sell!


You might be thinking that “dungeon crawling is not the way to be a me...

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I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume 1 Chapter 9

Chapter 9 – The Ugliest Race in the World



Huh? If I remember correctly, I’m sure this woman was at the bar with Carla at the time. And I think her profession was an archer.


“What brings you here?”


“I wanted to ask you something… Have you got a few minutes to spare?”


“Well, I do at the moment.”


And so Iris and I decided to go down an alleyway off the beaten path.


I chose this route because I sens...

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I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume 1 Chapter 8

Chapter 8 – The New Normal Life 2


I walked into the guild’s staff lounge, a little embarrassed by the mess I had made in the men’s toilet, but to my surprise, none of the other staff had heard Oriondiehl and me.


Did Oriondiehl put up some sort of magic barrier every time she appeared?


Come to think of it, I had heard of this world, but I hadn’t heard of Oriondiehl or any trace of her existence. If you think about it, she is a bein...

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I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume 1 Chapter 7

Chapter 7 – The New Normal Life 1


“I am glad to hear that you are enjoying your fascinating experience right away. In this parallel world, the numbers of men and women are extremely skewed from your original world, and the values of beauty and ugliness are reversed, so just being a man here makes you somewhat popular. Still, the fact that you made friends with Carla so quickly is definitely a reflection of your good character. I knew I wasn’t wrong this time!”

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I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume 1 Chapter 6

Chapter 6 – First Night with the Female Warrior 3


…eh? Carla is still a virgin?


And just now, this virginity of hers… it was taken by me?


H-how can it be?


I had thought that since she invited an ordinary guy like me, there was a possibility that despite her appearance, Carla might be a “bitch who is a sucker for any kind of guy”.


If Carla is a virgin, that means I was wrong.


I q...

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I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume 1 Chapter 5

Chapter 5 – First Night with the Female Warrior 2


I have no idea why I am in this situation.


But I do know one thing.


If I back out now, I will regret it for the rest of my life.


After all, the other party is a well-known S-rank adventurer in the capital, a luxury that would normally be beyond the reach of a simple country guild employee like me.


Having decided that, I put my hands on C...

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Chapter Update! (Third Update of April 2023)

Reborn as A Holy Knight Volume 5 Chapters 4-8, Profession Merchant Volume 2 Chapter 6, and What, Failure to Transition!? Volume 4 Chapter 9 are now released in my WordPress! With this, the required tiers to access some chapters have now been lowered in accordance with their respective chapter unlock count:

Newly released in my WordPress (Third Update of April 2023)
Reborn as a Holy Knight Volume 5 Chapters 4-8 (5 Chapters)
Profess...

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What, Failure to Transition!? Volume 5 Chapter 9

Chapter 9 – The Main Culprit


“I’m off.”


“Un. Take care.”


“Be careful, okay?”


Yoichi, who had run out of ammunition for his assault rifle, descended from the turret with his pistol in hand and stood on the battlefield, being escorted by Misato and Hortense.


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Profession, Merchant Volume 4 Chapter 10

Chapter 10 – End of the Business Deal


The Lecher Beast will die in two or three days if it succeeds in producing offspring, but if it is unable to produce offspring in that time, it will not die even if you pierce it through the heart.


I don’t know whether their bodies go into overdrive at that point to give them incomparable vitality or whether it’s just their will and obsession to procreate that pushes them through.


But its state ...

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