CrazyColumbina

[Closed] Community Requested Story 6 (March 2024)

We'll be deciding the sixth community requested story soon! 

$2 patrons can comment on this post to pitch their ideas, or they can message me through Patreon to pitch their ideas anonymously. I will comment anonymous pitches under this post myself.

The pitches will be voted on by all patrons, and the idea with the most votes will get turned into a 500-1500 word story. Check out the previously Requested Stories to see which ideas won before 2024-03-20 22:57:33 +0000 UTC View Post

[Request] Harley's Heists

Catwoman slinked under the laser, squashing her boobs against the museum floor and arching her round ass into the air, the black spandex pulled at her body, tightening up into her asscrack and around her pussy lips.

She stood up next to the display case, the golden goblet sitting on its red cushion. The moonlight shining down from the skylight above made the artifact glow in the otherwise dark museum.

She licked her lips and began cutting at the glass case with her claws, making a...

[Comm] Kat's Bottomless Night at the Movies

Kat sat on the toilet in the movie theater restrooms. She had long since finished her business and was now just sitting with her wallet case open, absently scrolling through Instagram on her phone. Her pajama pants rested in a bundle around her ankles next to her handbag. Teresa and Ally had teased her about her pants, but Kat wanted to be comfy.

Nestled inside her pants were her panties. Silk side tie panties, the only pair that she had clean for today.

“Come on, Kat, the movie...

[Comm] Holly Visits the Sorority House

“mmMMnnPHH!!” Holly screamed through the ring gag. She had no choice but to gallop forward. Scarlet controlled her pained, spasming body with the reins, their lengths like puppet strings trailing down to Holly’s tormented pussy lips.

Scarlet’s manicured, perfect, acrylic nails gave the reins little sharp tugs, tugging on flesh, reminders of her control, forcing Holly’s body to twist and seize with agony.

Holly pulled the cart forward, trying to keep her head high, to mai...

[Comm] Bottomless, Bound, and Bursting from the Ass

A scat fetish parody of the film Somewhere in Time (1980)

The note from William Fawcett Robinson had told Richard Collier to go to the gazebo behind the theatre. It was, the note said, a matter of life a death.

He was met with an angered Robinson, obsessed with Elise McKenna. The older man barked at Richard, possessed by the idea that Collier was set out to ruin McKenna’s career.

As Richard stormed away from the gazebo, a blackjack struck him in the back of the head, immed...

[Comm] Finn's Pathetic Penis Humiliation

A Fionna & Cake parody

The moon shone in the starry sky over the lake, casting glowing light down onto the water’s surface. The water rippled and splashed, two pairs of long legs, one pink and the other gray, ran into the water. Princess Bubblegum and Marceline laughed and shivered, the water surprisingly cold. They were both wearing tiny bikinis, slivers of fabric looped around their bodies. The thin fabric of their thong bikini bottoms disappeared between bouncing bubble buttche...

Community Request Poll (February 2023)

Below are the options for the next community requested story. The one that gets the most votes will be turned into a full Patreon story for $1 and $2 patrons with a preview posted on DeviantArt.

Mr. Sakurai Presents Dixie Kong!

Super Smash Ultimate XL, the next installment of the series had been announced as a new game for the Switch 2. A direct port of Ultimate but with 12 new characters and stages, the announcement had sent the fanbase into a mouth-foaming, brain-rotting speculative frenzy. Everyone waited with anticipation for the next character trailer…

Donkey Kong yawned. He sat lazily in front of his TV set in his cabin and scratched absently at his ass. Nearby, Diddy rocked in his tire swin...

[Closed] Community Requested Story 5 (January 2024)

We'll be deciding the fifth community requested story soon! 

Like last time, $2 patrons can comment on this post to pitch their ideas. The pitches will be voted on by all patrons, and the idea with the most votes will get turned into a 500-1500 word story. Check out the previously Requested Stories to see which ideas won before CrazyColumbina | Crea...

[Comm] How Not to Summon a Demoness

Featuring characters from the game Helltaker 

Jordan paced around the room with the Cube clutched in his hand. He wore nothing but his unwashed tightie whities. The dark, musty attic was covered with glowing hellish sigils and candles. The desk at the far corner of the attic was covered with scattered books with pages decorated in unholy script. Jordan smelled with rancid, bitter body odor.

He raised his arms up, spreading his stink across the room as he chanted his hellish r...

[Patron Request] Cersei Lannister, Human Toilet

“SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!”

The bell clanged in time with each exclamation.

In the middle of the crowded square sat a hastily constructed structure: an outhouse. The door was open, and the upside down, naked body of Cersei Lannister had been shoved into the hole of the outhouse seat. Her naked legs were spread apart, ankles tied to the sides of the outhouse walls. Her pussy, its outer lips covered in stubbly ginger hair, was spread open, giving the crowd a clear view of her pink fl...

Houshou Marine's Flexibility Fail [Hololive]

A more explicit version of this animation https://youtube.com/shorts/69hCFb2ti7k?si=03e_4jHjWErPpUwT  

The Bottle Cap Challenge

Takane Lui swung one of her long legs in front of her, perfectly kicking the loosened cap off the plastic water bottle with the tip of her heel. Despite the leather shorts wrapping around her wide, perfect hips and riding up her tight, athletic asscheek...

The Turbo Testicle Swirly: Julie's Shitty Epilogue

Julie panted, gasping. The restroom was emptying, the crowd dispersing now that Ethan was unconscious. She still stood bottomless on the toilet seat with her shorts and panties around her ankles, binding them together. Her body glowed. Pussy juice ran down her inner thighs. She teetered on the toilet bowl edge for a second, lost in swirling emotions, barely-thoughts drifting through her brain.

The bowl was filled with her forgotten shit. Gooey yellow-brown turds floated in a miasma of s...

The Turbo Testicle Swirly

"Hey! Don't bring him in here!" the girls fixing their makeup at the mirrors shouted.

"Oh, don't be a baby!" Stephanie laughed as she dragged Ethan into the girls' restroom by his underwear. His tightie whities were stretched all the way up to his shoulders, stupid white cotton reaching out of his cargo shorts like an unfurled parachute. Stephanie grabbed his waistband in a two-handed underarm grip, lifting him almost off the floor, pulling him forward across the linoleum by his heels. ...

Community Request Poll 4 (December 2023)

Below are the options for the next community requested story. The one that gets the most votes will be turned into a full Patreon story for $1 and $2 patrons with a preview posted on DeviantArt.

Pokemon Ecchi Adventures, Part 9

The chattering between the Clue Corporation, Mari, and the inn owners drifted up the stairs.

Cecelia couldn’t make out what they were saying, and she didn’t care. She shuffled out of her room on the second floor. The backup generator had turned on, but the lights still flickered with each thunder crash. The pouring rain against the roof was a constant, muffled roar.

Martha’s shawl had been replaced with a pair of light cotton shorts. A towel was slung over Cecelia’s shiver...

Community Requested Story 4 (November 2023) [closed]

We'll be deciding the fourth community requested story soon!

Like last time, $2 patrons can comment on this post to pitch their ideas. The pitches will be voted on by all patrons, and the idea with the most votes will get turned into a 500-1500 word story. Check out the previously Requested Stories to see which ideas won before CrazyColumbina | Creating Erotic Shor...

Beach Boy's Blue Balls [Full Scat Version & Alternate Ending]

Ricky walked across the sandy beach with determined, horny purpose. He was wearing nothing but a red speedo, two sizes too small. The full outline of his dick and balls were visible through the strained material. He was already getting hard, his long, thin semierect cock tenting at the fabric, a pulsing bulge. He was on the beach to achieve one goal: to fuck as many women as possible.

It was early in the day, so the beach wasn't quite full yet, but there were already so many women walki...

Magic Finger

A parody of the infamous "magic finger" Nintendo DS commercial.  Nintendo DS Commercial - Magic finger - YouTube

♪ A thumping drum and guitar beat ♪

The sun started to rise over the cityscape. The alarm’s clock face changed to 7:00 am and started to beep.

Peeking out from his nest of bedsheets in his messy room, a young man pointed his finger at the sun, and moving his f...

Beach Boy's Blue Balls

Ricky walked across the sandy beach with determined, horny purpose. He was wearing nothing but a red speedo, two sizes too small. The full outline of his dick and balls were visible through the strained material. He was already getting hard, his long, thin semierect cock tenting at the fabric, a pulsing bulge. He was on the beach to achieve one goal: to fuck as many women as possible.

It was early in the day, so the beach wasn't quite full yet, but there were already so many women walki...

No Bikinis Allowed at the Waterpark

“I’m sorry ma’am, but you can’t wear that.”

The tiny waterpark employee stood in the middle of the entrance, blocking Tammy and Jackson’s path like a tiny, underpaid Pitbull.

“What?” Tammy’s face fell. She looked down at her sunshine yellow bikini that matched her wavy glowing hair. Modest little frills decorated her crotch, butt, and cleavage, cute little curtains that covered the most enticing bits of Tammy’s six-foot-tall, athletic, ample figure.

“Wh...

Up King Kong's Ass

“AAAAIIGGHH!!!!”

Ann Darrow screamed as the massive, manacled hand of King Kong, the Eighth Wonder of the World crashed through her hotel window and gripped her like she was a toy.

“AAHHH!! AAHHH!!!!”

The giant gorilla pulled the kicking woman out the window and held her out over the crowded street below. It snorted, confirming to itself that this was the same woman from the island.

“AAAAAGGHH!!!” Ann wailed. The monster’s nearly thirty-foot-tall hulking ...

Updates 11/12/23

Thank you to all of the new Patrons! I'm so glad to see so many new names!

Some updates as I catch up on my stories and move forward:

I accidentally uploaded the original version of The Poopkin Prank again yesterday instead of the alternate butt sex/noncon version. It's been fixed now.

Beach Boy's Blue Balls, the story voted on in the last poll will be uploaded soon.

Patreon removed Goals. Older Patrons will remember that I had Patron Requests and my ...

The Poopkin Prank

"I'm not sure about this Johnny," Marty said, pulling off his rubber goblin mask. They were both squatting in the bushes outside of a big suburban house. It was Halloween, but the trick or treaters had already all gone home. The neighborhood was dark, sleeping. Clouds swirled in the sky, blotting out the stars. The pumpkins sitting on the front porches of every house were unlit. The two pranksters fixed their eyes on the pumpkin immediately in front of them. Johnny with sadistic plotting and ...

Embarrassing Date Night Dumps

The second date.

Cynthia's fingers ran through Lily's shoulder-length curly hair, lingering on the shape of her ears before travelling down her body. Their lips locked together, pulling toward each other across the front seats of Cynthia's car. The glass was becoming steamy from their combining, swirling body heat. Lily's arms explored Cynthia's body with energetic coiling movements, enveloping her breasts, belly, and back with warm soft touches.

Cynthia's hands were slowing, thou...

Pokemon Ecchi Adventures, Part 8 [Scat Version]

“The history runs deep in these swamps… yesss…..”

The Ferry Woman hissed. Wrapped in a long-hooded robe, only her hands were visible as she stood at the back of the canoe and steered it through the swamps with a long pole. Her braxien sat at the front of the boat. It pointed its flaming branch forward. It was the beginning of sunset, but dark clouds and gnarled trees blotted out the light, making it seem much later.

“The trees…. They speak to you if you listen… Yesss...

Pokemon Ecchi Adventures, Part 8

“The history runs deep in these swamps… yesss…..”

The Ferry Woman hissed. Wrapped in a long-hooded robe, only her hands were visible as she stood at the back of the canoe and steered it through the swamps with a long pole. Her braxien sat at the front of the boat. It pointed its flaming branch forward. It was the beginning of sunset, but dark clouds and gnarled trees blotted out the light, making it seem much later.

“The trees…. They speak to you if you listen… Yesss...

[Comm] Holly's Equestrian Adventure

The shower was running. Holly clutched her bag close to her chest. Her big, bright, evil grin practically lit up the locker she had squeezed herself in. Her eyes peered through the slits of the locker and out into the changing room. Scarlet’s cheerleader outfit was left discarded on one of the benches. Scarlet, her archnemesis - who made her gargle cum and take a gigantic horse cock dildo right up her ass, jackhammering her insides while she suffocated under the smell of jizz and thrusting,...

[Comm] Digimon, Digital Diarrhea

The alien rainforest stretched out to the horizon. The trees were only broken by a strange metallic temple squat and gleaming in the distance.

Serpentine dragons soared like bizarre geese above the gigantic tree branches that twisted into unfamiliar shapes. Toothed bug monsters the size of buildings crawled along the tree trunks. Foul smelling vegetable creatures and little monkey monsters holding slingshots dangled from the vines, peering down onto the forest floor.

A lynxmon, a ...

Which Story Should I start Next? 9/28/23