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When He's So Annoying, You Gotta Fuck Him Into Submission! nsfw

Well, why do you have to even study? You have more important matters to attend to :D

Me...

[Improvisation] [Distracting and Annoying You] [Put your Laptop Away] [Cunnilingus] [Fingers at/in a certain place] [MSwitch (from annoying to MSub)] [Babe, Slow Down]

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What's Better Than A Successful Morning Shower Fuck? nsfw

For the ultimate experience, I recorded everything - and yes I mean everything - inside my actual shower. For authenticity's sake. It took quite a while to record all the SFX because the amount of unwanted sounds emerging from that shower, from drains to pipes to a squeeky shower head, was frankly unforeseeable. And they say working with animals in film is hard. Pff, yeah right. Try a ...

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Lewd Fantasies #1: The Movie Theater Fantasy (w/ spontaneous Ramblefap)

I mean, what's better than netflix and chill? I guess theater and sit still.

Edit: There was some static in the original upload, because I used my old mic, so this is technically a reupload lolilol. There's still a tiny bit of static in one small section but it's barely noticable.

I'm gonna try to fix my mic now. Had that baby since the beginning :'(

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A Private Meeting with your Professor NSFW

Looks like nobody studied for this exam except for you, so good job. If only everybody could be a star student like yourself. But what will happen, when you enter the professor's private office? Will it stay purely professional? Will the professor uphold the rules and ethics of the university? Will there be lots of door sound effects?

Find out in this week's episode of.... Who's your Profy?

[Prof x Star Student][SoftDom][Extra Credit*3][Blow Job][Cunnilingus][Cum in Mouth][Heartb...

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A master of transition and sexual tension at work.

PS: New Strict Professor Audio out soon. A revised version of course lolol

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Fall Asleep To Stories of my Childhood (and Adulthood) [Attempt at Guided Sleep Meditation] [Rain] [Sleep Aid]

I thought I would give these a try after listening to some of them for my own Insomnia. I resorted to telling stories for most of it. I've probably told one or two of them already #oversharing.

But I hope you guys still enjoy and may it bring you some sleep :D

Noah <3

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New Years Resolutions [a passionate few minutes] [Let's be better together][L-Bombs] nsfw

Happy 2026 everybodyyyyy πŸŽŠπŸŽˆπŸŽ‰πŸΎπŸŽ‡

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You Found My Audios?.... [Roommates to Lovers][Inflagranti] [Replacing The Dildo And Headphones] [It's so Meta, Bro] [Slut Mentioned] [Slightly Embarrassing/Awkward] [Your Roomie Is an Online Boyfriend] nsfw

well well well...

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When The Autumn-Hornyness turns to Winter-Hornyness [ramblefap][just fuck me][grab it][that moment before putting it in]

Every season change I turn into a caveman. lololol

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Boyfriend Sneaks Into Your Bed And Hugs You With All He's Got [Spooning][Brrrr] ASMR Roleplay sfw

Yet another audio striked and deleted by Youtube. At this point I'm speedrunning getting my Youtube channel deleted.

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When The Late Night Study Session Gets Out Of Hand [voice chat][online to real][Helicockter][webcam][Mshy to Mdom to Mdesperate][coming over][making you beg][friends to lovers] nsfw

A climax so good, that I gotta get a new remote for the TV.

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You've never done it? Want me to teach you? [Late Bloomer][reassurance][sweet][caring][Guiding your hand][Improvisation] nsfw

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EVERY SINGLE NOAH'S HAVEN VIDEO FROM YOUTUBE (google drive)(173 audios)

So, as I have gotten a lot of messages of suggestions of old videos I should reupload I decided to just shoot two birds with one bullet or whatever that saying is and upload all of them at once. I wanted to do it earlier but Google drive was being a bit of a w***e. Maybe it's because I used my phone data. Anyways, I think those are almost all of them from the channel that got deleted (173 in total). If I somehow missed any, just shoot me a message with a word you're sure was in the title and ...

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My Favorite Part During Sex Is... [Aftercare][Cute Princess][L-Bombs][You're always safe with me][My Baby][Favorite Position with You][Cuddling]

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The Dream [Experimental][SFX][Dystopian][Wet Dream][Romantic][Music] slighty nsfw

I had this dream a few years ago and thought that I could maybe somehow make it into an audio. Even after listening to it about 50 times, I still don't know if it turned out well or not πŸ˜‚ It's on the weirder side for sure. So, let me know what you guys think. Should I experiment more with things like this from time to time or should I keep it more straight forward with the normal Roleplays? (The next one will be a normal Roleplay again, so dont worry lolol)

I also made all the music...

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Whimpering and Other Certain Noises [Barely Talking] [Wet Fabbing Noises] [Creaky Bed] nsfw

It was one of those moods.

For the whimpering and fabbing noise connoisseurs out there. You know who you are.

Hopefully you guys all have a good start into october :D

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You're Too Tight For Me, Let Me Lube You Up By Cumming Twice [Slight Msub][Divorced][Cumming so hard we skip on the bill][Restaurant][Slightly Pathetic][My Ex-Wife is a Cheat][First Date][SFX] nsfw

First date is not exactly going how you imagined it. But seems like you still had fun though :D

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Dating Sucks, So Let's Fuck, Roomie [Mdom][Rough BJ][Gagging][Cunnilingus][Spanking][Fucking On The Couch][Spitting In Your Mouth][Slightly Cocky with Big Cock][SFX] nsfw

Editing took a little longer, I was trying out some new things but you'll be able to hear it in the audio I think lolol.

I also didn't wanna make another update audio about it because I feel like the updates are storming in too quickly and I dont want to make you guys listen to one every other week. But after moving one last time I'm HOPEFULLY at my final apartment. Fingers crossed. This place is very quiet and unless the ceiling falls on my head again, I should be finally able to focu...

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Let's see how long this one lasts :0 #newchannel

A new youtube channel has appeared.

If you want you can comment or dm your favorite audios and i'll upload them. :D

I'll upload about 5 old ones before uploading new ones. They have to be as sfw as possible. 😲

https://www.youtube.com/@noahshellofficial

don't mind the name lolololol

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Making Him Whimper [Caught Jerking Off][Begging][Slight Msub][Whining][Whimpering][Denying] nsfw

Whimpering? Couldnt be me. Maybe, sometimes. Although. Slightly more often. Most of the time actually.

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The audio that got the channel deleted. LISTEN AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION!!!

original title: ASMR Your Boyfriend gets really Romantic when he's had too much Wine

A lot of you wanted me to upload this one, because they didn't get the chance to listen to it in time. But i must preface this by saying, that this is obviously the hard stuff. First getting the 18+ stamp on youtube and then finally being the straw that broke the camel's back, the magician that made the channel disappear, if you will.

But all jokes aside, thank you to everybody writing nice messa...

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So you guys can have a good night sleep tonight ❀️ [sleep aid]

snore cuddle kiss

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Sooooo... My Channel just got deleted.

Edit: New Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@noahsbagelsofficial

I feel like lately the updates are just coming in hot. First my ceiling almost falls on my head and now they just randomly deleted my entire Youtube channel. No Strikes, no warning, no nothing. And I was just getting back into the flow of things lol.

Luckily I anticipated something like this would happen, because of all those non-sens...

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Baby, I had a really stressful day, can i get a Blowjob? [de-stressing] [cumming in your mouth] [very funny jokes] [my boss is an asshole] nsfw

πŸ₯Ί

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You can't make this shit up πŸ˜‚ So I had to move again... [Update]

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Don't touch it until I tell you to [JOI]

Some of you guys told me, I should do these regularly... and I will say they're pretty fun to record. :0

Also if you hear some bangs in the background, that's surprisingly not me. It's thundering af here right now lolol

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Cocky Boyfriend Rails You On A Creaky Bed [Msub pretending to be Mdom] [Daddy mentioned] [Creaks here and there] [Good Whore] nsfw

As requested an audio with my creaky bed. It took a little longer, because at the day I wanted to record the sound effects, THE FUCKING BED STOPPED CREAKING. I have no idea how that's even possible and any attempt to get it to creak again failed. So the sound effects of the bed creaking are a combination of me reverse hip-thrusting the shit out of my mattress and some online sounds.

Not exactly what I had envisioned, but I hope it's still enjoyable to listen to.

Also, as I'm alr...

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Inaugurating the new Apartment [Ramblefap] [Getting the Groove back] [Dick meets Stomach]

On a humid summer morning, it got a little humider...

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I finally moved !!!!!!!!

What i forgot to say in the incoherent rambling of mine was also, that I really appreciate everybody who has subscribed / supported or even just sent me a nice message of support over the years. You guys are the best. It might be my ecstatic enthusiasm talking, that has climaxed over the past 24 hours, but I could have never made the step of moving to my dream country if it wasn't for you guys and I am beyond greatful for that.

Now I gotta say something silly in order to lighten the mo...

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2nd Strike on the Youtube Channel + Reddit

Hey, bagels,

So i initially wanted to wait to post anything on the Youtube channel until the first strike expires but I thought I might as well post something really mild in the meantime, something that couldn't possibly go against Youtube's guidelines and boom just after about 3 hours it got striked and removed.

I now can't post anything on Youtube for a week and also lost certain channel privileges. As I honestly don't know what is even allowed anymore, I decided that I will be...

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