michaelhamm

Birthday boy…

Birthday suit!

Prints!

So there has been a lot going on at hamm industrial ltd lately and I think so pretty major changes are going to be happening soon. One such change is that this months prints will be coming with digital dedications (name and signatures with still be done by hand) due to the postal strike, print timing, and my shoulder injury.

Moving forward I need to make a decision on how I handle prints in general. They’ve almost tripled in price since I started in 2016 and postage has also increas...

A Ho, a Ho, a Ho!

A little holiday repost for the Christmas holiday because I sadly didn’t get around to shooting anything for this year! Last year I did some little mini shoots in front of my un decorated Christmas tree while my roomate was out for the day. This one was trying to bring that “what I would wear cuddling on the couch on Christmas Eve” energy. You know the when it’s too hot for pants but you still want to have the comfy sweater on? It that!

Ummm… to much info!

Happy snap chat Sunday! To celebrate the occasion here is a private snap I sent to a friend months ago because I was worried I had a hernia!

Spoiler alert: I did!

Ho down!

*ho sitting

Hot couple!

Ok, I take it back, it’s not weird.

Think about it!

I’ve come to the realization that I’ve been both Jean Grey AND cyclops and that feel weird. Best of both worlds I guess!

Get gold!

You’ve all been begging me to find a good use for those gold booty shorts, and although I didn’t go with the rocky vibe, I think Shaun and I found something messy and sexy!

Moons over my Hammy!

I don’t really know what to say about this photo other than I think it’s great! Mooning someone one is such a silly thing, but there is also an inherent sexuality to it. There something hot about the innocence of it. I feel like this picture mixes that with the fantasy of laying in bed and watching someone putting their clothes back on after a bit of fun.

Ok, this is too horny for 10 am. I’m going back to work.

Party girl

Last night I got to attend my Office work party and I wanted to try and be a bit more fashionable than my normal “T-shirt under a blazer look” because we have another guy who used to be a model and is very into fashion. I didn’t know what look I wanted to go for, but… This is gonna sound crazy, but I saw this Lacey shirt in the grocery store and I immediately knew that that’s what I was gonna wear.

Even when I’m expected to be fancy, I like to add a little bit of my spooky ...

Lavender haze!

Did this chafe my ass? Yes!

In living colour!

Well colour me blue, this photo also comes in full colour! How many more times will I say colour?

COLOUR!

IMPORTANT: Please Read! (Print info)

Unfortunately, due to an ongoing strike with Canada Post a large selection of my prints have not been delivered. They are in some sort of median limbo hell trapped somewhere in Canada waiting for the strike to end.

Canada Post has been sending me update emails and it’s not looking like the strike is going to end anytime soon. Because of that, I’ve decided to mail the prints out in January. My best guess is of the strike will end in about two weeks, which will give me another two we...

Snap chat Monday!

Same angle, different day. Snap chat loves this view!

Happy Friday!

I know these photos might be getting repetitive but Jesus Christ, every time I get a new one I wanna post it immediately!

Printed Jeans!

This months 8x10 prints are going to make your jeans tight! BOTH JEANS!

Paint by numbers!

Sean put together this incredible teaser image to help show off the upcoming Nightwing body paint photo shoot!

MESSY MESSY MESSY!

The Fourgotten!!

I had these four pictures on my phone and I’m pretty sure they haven’t been posted before. If they have, please don’t tell me because you’re not allowed to be mean to me today.

Fiery Friday!

Halloween is over and sadly now, so is the dapper devil shoot! This shoot was a ton of fun and I swear to God I didn’t inhale any poisonous chemicals while using real fire to burn this polyester suit. I’m totally fine. I don’t think anyfring Brad ib gonba horpen

More shower time fun!

Hot showers and painted toes are NOT a great combo. I literally lost a huge chunk of polish as soon as I got out of the shower. Maybe I need a better polish or maybe next time I’m getting them done not say “I want them to chip easily cause it’s very punk rock”.

Who knows 🤷‍♂️

Paint the town!

Doing a Nightwing body paint project has been on my to do list for a long time! I teased this a while back and… I guess I’m teasing it again, but I’m gonna show off one of the unedited photos next week cause I’m EXCITED!

Nostalgia overload!

I know I already came to the realization that this month I’m posting Jean (blue jeans) and Jean (x-men) content, but this photo really hit me in the childhood, and I realized that not only is the content similar in name, but it’s similar in nostalgia.

Growing up in the 90s, the x-men cartoon was so formative in making me into the person I became. Seeing these people struggle because they were different but watching them never give up truly showed me that there are some things worth...

Snap chat Monday

Because I forgot about snap chat Sunday, it’s officially snap chat Monday! Here is a photo of me celebrating the fact that after about a month, I finally got to sleep in my own bed! I was genuinely SO fucking excited. I love my bed, I love being home, I love sleeping.

Just a little cutie!

This was originally just an outtake of me trying to do sexy pose and almost falling on my ass. But it’s was too cute not to use!

Book boy!

Remember how there is a whole book about me and my original character myriad (written by Don Rilling)? Well, we may have got a costume made for it! I know foam muscles arnt for everyone but I think for this character it’s the right choice! We want it to be just like a comic! I’m excited to show you all more in the future!

In a flash!

A little something I’ve been putting together! Beleive me though, it hasn’t been quick!

Update on Upgrades

So this explains why people started upgrading but I want you all to know that I am not the one sending these out. I don’t know if Patreon does it automatically but it looks like I can’t turn it off. I never want to make people feel like they need to upgrade and I’m sorry to anyone who is getting these emails. I genuinely and deeply appreciate EVERY Single one of you and I’m pretty annoyed about this.

Anyway, sorry again, just know it’s not me!

A big thank you!

Also, I notice a lot of people upgraded this week to the superhero level. I’m not sure if there was a leak of all the exclusive batcave content that made everyone jump up, but thank you no matter what!

Also Also, I know (believe me) 60 dollars is A LOT of money and this post isn’t to say “wow you’re missing out” but more to say a group thank you to everyone who did and to say I appreciate it.

Also also also, incase you didn’t know, the batcave is a at the superhero l...

What a jock!

Sorry, I meant “what’s a jock”. Sport never really made too much sense to me.

Expect hockey. But that’s because I’m Canadian!

You know the drill!

This one goes out to all the OG’s who know that whenever I have to sit for my parents, I take slutty photos in their nice bathroom! My parents don’t really understand what it is that I do for work, and when I started doing this, they were not super supportive. Taking slutty pictures in the shower is basically my version of “na na na na na I’m a full time picture poster”!