The exclusive has come a couple of days early! Coinpurse and Jet are visiting some friends in engineering this month: Frankie and Benny have been very envious that Jet gets to spend so much time with Coinpurse, so they're making the most of this rare visit. π
Don't forget to vote in the poll for September's content and I'll be back in a week or so with your mid-month MONSTERS. ππ
2022-08-14 01:16:00 +0000 UTC
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Alright! We made it to August. Survival is a radical act in times like these, let me tell you.
Anyway, although ROBOTS are your definitive first place winner in the poll for this month's full colour exclusive, second place was a three way tie so I'm picking for you and you're getting MONSTERS for the public lineart piece because I want to draw some fucking monsters (and some monsters fucking). ( b ._.)b
Your ROBOTS will materialise sometime on or around the 15th of the...
2022-08-01 20:36:31 +0000 UTC
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You've known Conrad for years. Known him in the Biblical sense, specifically, for years. Every few months you'll walk into your barn of a night and there he'll be, come to get a proverbial itch scratched, and now here he is again, as ready as ever to get down to business.
You haven't managed to tell him yet that you're getting married in a few weeks. You suspect that you won't find the time to tell him tonight, either.
Don't forget to vote for August's content if you h...
2022-07-16 23:19:44 +0000 UTC
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You know how this works, first place gets the full colour exclusive and second place gets the mid-month public lineart. If you see a tie, do me a favour and break it, yeah? ( b ._.)b
If you have any specific requests, drop a comment! I can't promise I'll do as you ask, but I'll definitely take it into consideration! Plus, we're still over 20 Patrons this month, so ALIENS are back on the menu! Hell yes.
I'll see you in a week or so with your KNIGHTS. π
2022-07-10 01:00:36 +0000 UTC
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It's a miracle, I know.
Jet used to work upstairs in the office with Manny and Slayer, but he and Slayer had trouble getting anything done if they were ever on the same shift, so Jet's had to go and work in the warehouse with Coinpurse instead. He's a bad influence. π
The monthly vote will be up in a few minutes, so don't forget to pitch in with what you'd like to see in August and I'll see you in a week or so with your mid-month Knights! Stay hydrated. xx
2022-07-10 00:54:13 +0000 UTC
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It's VERY late/early because I forgot to do this earlier in the night but here we are! I'm alive, you're alive, and well done to both of us because god knows it's getting harder and harder to be alive these days! Christ!
Anyway, ROBOTS got 1st place in the poll and KNIGHTS came in 2nd, so for your full colour exclusive we'll be revisiting Manny & Friends this month. If there's anyone specific you want to see, feel free to drop a comment and let me know; I'll be getting to work...
2022-07-02 04:58:57 +0000 UTC
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Manny's back again because I wanted to draw tits. π
Also you get four alt versions this time because I had an emergency this week and the new fridge-freezer I had to suddenly buy would have been a lot harder to stretch to if I didn't have you guys tossing money at me every month, so thanks! As always, I appreciate your continued support. ( b ._.)b
2022-06-18 01:41:35 +0000 UTC
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I'm VERY tired so I'll keep this short and sweet: LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE NEXT MONTH! First place gets the full colour exclusive, second place gets the publicly-posted lineart, and if you see a tie happening, it is your noble duty to break it with your vote! No ALIENS on the poll this month, we fell below 20 Patrons again. :')
Thanks so much for sticking around and I'll see you in a week or so with the lineart piece, which is uh. [/checks] ... ROBOTS! You're gonna see Man...
2022-06-11 03:33:57 +0000 UTC
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You already know that Telestic Knights aren't shy about fooling around with strangers, and so it stands to reason that they'd have ways of signalling their interests to each other without having to say much. π
No backgrounds this month, lads. I'm knackered. The vote will be going up shortly, so make sure you let me know what you want to see next month! Thanks again for your continued support. ( b ._.)b
2022-06-11 03:26:47 +0000 UTC
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I'm alive! And so are you, if you're reading this. Good job! We are being so brave about it.
Anyway, the poll has closed and you guys have asked for KNIGHTS for June's exclusive, with a side of ROBOTS for mid-month. I will be getting to work on those for you immediately, but in the meantime please accept my heartfelt thanks for your continued support even while the whole world is actively going to shit around us. Keep your chin up, remember that there are people out there who care about...
2022-06-01 20:58:07 +0000 UTC
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I haven't drawn anything with a Protoss in it for YEARS, so it's time for that to change! This boy doesn't have a name (yet), but he looks like he could use some company, doesn't he? π
Don't forget to vote for June's content if you haven't already and I'll see you on the 1st of the month with the Progress Reportβ’. ( b ._.)b
2022-05-20 23:42:33 +0000 UTC
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You know the drill, first place gets the colour exclusive and second place gets the publicly-posted lineart piece. If you see a tie happening, do your duty and break it! Otherwise I'll have to flip a coin to decide what you get. ( b ._.)b
Thanks a bunch for continuing to support me, guys. Your Patronage allows me to do things like buy gifts and treats for the people I love (and for myself!) without having to worry about it and it means a hell of a lot to me.
Take care ...
2022-05-11 02:12:00 +0000 UTC
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These guys actually took the trouble to learn each other's names first, which is more effort than some go to. Maybe they'll even keep hanging out together afterwards, who knows!
Anyway, I'll see you sometime around the 20th with those ALIENS. Thanks so much for your continued support, and don't forget to vote in the poll for June's content! πππ
2022-05-11 02:06:29 +0000 UTC
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I am delighted to report that KNIGHTS have taken first place in the poll for this month's content, so you'll be getting some of those sometime around the 10th. ALIENS took second, so that'll be your public lineart piece, and since it's now the 1st and we're still well over 20 Patrons (!!!) they'll also be appearing in the poll for June's content as well. π
Once again, I have absolutely no intention of spending a whole extra week on the exclusive this month, lmao. As educational
2022-05-01 16:44:32 +0000 UTC
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I realise most of you will (rightly) be in bed when I'm posting this, but it'll be a nice surprise for you to wake up to in the morning. Enjoy! π
Don't forget to vote in the mid-month poll if you haven't already, by the way - there's currently a four-way tie for second place, which is a new record for poll ties, I think. I don't mind choosing for you, but you don't want me to do that, do you? π
2022-04-19 02:50:29 +0000 UTC
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This is what people draw on Easter, right? lmao
(Technically they're chemical data packets and not actually eggs at all but don't let that spoil the fun for you, lmao. π₯π)
Your BIKERS are coming but enjoy this bonus Coinpurse as a thanks for being so patient while I finished the exclusive. Happy Easter! ( b ._.)b
2022-04-17 20:27:49 +0000 UTC
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Thanks again for being so patient while I worked on those ROBOTS for you. Your BIKERS are coming ASAP and, hopefully, will not be late! Or as late. Hopefully they won't be late.
Anyway, it's my birthday next month! May 1st!! So tell me what you want me to draw for May's content - we're still over 20 Patrons, so ALIENS are on the menu this month! - and I will endeavour to get it done in between sitting around and eating cake and drinking at home. You know the drill, first ...
2022-04-17 04:21:36 +0000 UTC
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YOU GOT A WHOLE COMIC. This took so fucking long. Why did I do that.
Anyway! Bio-robots like Manny, Slayer, Coinpurse and Jet deal in chemical data, which can store enormous volumes of information in an incredibly small amount of space! However, transferring it between robots can be tricky, and the best way to do it is, well. As you see, wherein the chemical data is loaded into a fluid solution and, uh. Yeah, that's how it works! They...
2022-04-17 04:09:52 +0000 UTC
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Alright so I hate to do this at 11pm on a Friday night when the exclusive is already so late, but this shit just needs to cook for one (1) more day so I can get it finished to the standard that I want it to be. Just one more day! You'll get it tomorrow night.
And if you don't get it tomorrow night, I'll owe you an extra lineart piece (the mid-month lineart piece that's already coming should, by all rights, materialise on time, though).
Thanks again for being so patient...
2022-04-15 22:01:11 +0000 UTC
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Alright, so I need to tell you guys, I have been incredibly overambitious with your full colour exclusive this month, I suppose because I haven't drawn my stupid squishy robots in what I think might be over a year at this point and I have evidently missed them, and as a result, it is likely to be a few days late! I am going to endeavour to get it finished on time, which is to say, by the 10th, but the chance that I will actually manage that given the scale of the sketch that I've jus...
2022-04-07 03:27:49 +0000 UTC
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No pranks here ever, that's a guarantee. π
The result of the poll for April's content is blessedly conclusive! I am delighted to tell you that you are getting ROBOTS for the full-colour exclusive, and BIKERS for the mid-month lineart piece.
(You guys just fucking love those bikers, huh.)
Thanks again for your continued support and I'll see you all sometime around the 10th with some squishy robots and then maybe a week or so later with those bikers. ( b ._.)b&n...
2022-04-01 20:05:46 +0000 UTC
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The Tree Sentinel is a big ol' boy, and you can get up to all sorts behind his big ol' shield without anyone seeing. ππ³ I'm sure his horse doesn't mind, lmao.
Now listen, some of you may be about to mention the lack of detailing on TS's armour, but I must tell you that I only get like $40 a month from this gig on a good day, and me sitting here and drawing all of that filigree is easily like, a $4000 job. For this money, you get vague acknowledgement that the filigree is the...
2022-03-19 02:11:10 +0000 UTC
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I can't decide and I'm sure as hell not drawing both of them. Look at the sketches in the post below and choose for me. Thanks! ( b ._.)b
2022-03-11 15:53:53 +0000 UTC
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Tell me which pose you like better, don't forget to vote in the main poll for April's content too if you haven't already. Thanks! ( b ._.)b
2022-03-11 15:51:40 +0000 UTC
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Exactly what it says on the tin, let me know what you want me to draw for you next month! First place gets the full colour exclusive, second place gets the lineart only public piece, etc., etc., and we're over 20 Patrons again, so ALIENS are back on the menu for April, too. π
Let me know what you want to see! April is the month of japes, I realise, but remember: You WILL get what you ask for.
2022-03-10 00:20:20 +0000 UTC
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These two are back again! I don't know their names, you don't know their names, they don't even know each other's names! Enjoy them. π
The poll for April's content will be up shortly! Don't forget to vote and I'll see you mid-month for maybe KNIGHTS or maybe MONSTERS! I haven't decided yet. We'll see on the day, lmao.
2022-03-10 00:17:25 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys! It's the 1st of the month, and since this is the day when I reach into your pockets and filch the pennies out of them, I decided it'd probably be pretty cool if I made a little post today just so you aren't left hanging until I post the exclusive some time around the 10th. This is your official "I'm Not Dead, The Content Is Coming" update. ( b ._.)b
This month, the exclusive will be BIKERS again! They took first place by a hefty landslide, with KNIGHTS and MONSTERS tying...
2022-03-01 18:35:04 +0000 UTC
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There's nothing like bumping into a stranger in the woods and getting straight down to business with him. π
Thanks so much for your support, and don't forget to vote for March's content if you haven't already! I'll see y'all next month. ( b ._.)b
2022-02-18 21:07:20 +0000 UTC
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You know the drill, let me know what you'd like to see! First place gets the full colour exclusive, second place gets the public lineart piece, get us over 20 Patrons and we can reintroduce ALIENS to the mix. ( b ._.)b
See you mid-month for those KNIGHTS you asked for!
2022-02-10 02:01:13 +0000 UTC
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You'll get the KNIGHTS who tied for first place at mid-month, worry not. π
I don't know what these guys' names are but they're very fond of each other.
2022-02-10 01:55:20 +0000 UTC
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