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Turkey Thursday for December 16: I BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS

Hello, Traxians! And happy Monday! 

This Thursday, join me on Scener for what is becoming one of my annual rewatches, and my newest favorite holiday tradition: a screening of quite possibly the nuttiest movie to feature Santa Claus, I Believe in Santa Claus. In case you haven't seen it already, here's a sample from our product page:

I Believe in Santa Claus starts with our hero, Simon, being locked in a closet by a cruel janitor.... Simon i...

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Extended Preview for HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING

Fresh on the RiffTrax site, it's a new Bridget and Mary Jo riff! And it's another movie that takes place in the extended Mary Higgins Clark Cinematic Universe (the MHCCU for short).

He Sees You When You’re Sleeping is a Christmas fantasy based on the selfsame novel by mother/daughter team Mary and Carol. Self-centered and ambitious bad golfer Sterling Brooks is killed in a freak accident, ruining absolutely no one’s Christmas. On the way to the afterlife he’...

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Turkey Thursday: Santa's Summer House

Hi there, Traxians! 

In about 24 hours from now, join me as we kick off the Santa Season with a visit to his Summer House! 

Santa's Summer House was directed by one of our favorites, David DeCoteau (A Talking Cat!?!, The Journey: Absolution) and while it stars multiple martial artists, like Cynthia Rothrock, it sadly contains very little martial artistry.

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Talkin' RiffTrax: ATOMIC EDEN

Mike, Kevin, and Bill are back and TALKIN'  — RiffTrax, that is!

They're here to discuss the intricate details of their latest riff subject, Atomic Eden. Well, by "intricate," we mean "terrible." They discuss the actor trying to pull off "being from Texas" by constantly reminding everyone he's from Texas, a disappearing-and-reappearing beard, plus the contributions of noted Actual Actor Lorenzo ...

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Extended Preview: ATOMIC EDEN

Inside the ruins of Chernobyl, a ragtag group of stereotypes attempts to fend off a horde of Nazis.

They’re both after something called Atomic Eden, which sounds like the name of a scrapped David Lee Roth solo album, or perhaps a strain of mid-grade weed. It could be either, because the movie never really gets around to filling the audience in on what Atomic Eden might be. But WOW, a lot of people sure are willing to die for it! So actually, it proba...

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Help beta test Scener+RiffTrax: Friday, Dec. 3!

Hiya Traxians,

Erik here. Today is Thursday, and normally that would mean a Turkey Thursday show... but instead, I thought I'd switch it up a bit, because we've got a brand new VOD release that's got me more excited than all the Turkeys in Turkeyville: Atomic Eden! It's also one of the most recent movies we've ever riffed, having been released in 2015 (just two years before Star Raider...

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Talkin' RiffTrax: COPPER MOUNTAIN

Howdy folks! 

It's almost Thanksgiving here in the U.S., and to that end we'd like to not only extend our heartfelt thanks to you, dear Traxians, for all your support this year, and in the years past. But we'd additionally like to talk to you more about a turkey that also contains a turkey! That is, human-sized turkey called James "Jim" Carrey and his early role in this pseudo-commercial, Copp...

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Extended Preview for COPPER MOUNTAIN "starring" Jim Carrey and Alan Thicke!

Long before Nature Called or Harry Met Lloyd, Jim Carrey was just another Canadian. And as we all know, most Canadians spend their free time vacationing with Alan Thicke. The fellas decide to ignore their glaring age difference and hit the slopes at Copper Mountain. What follows is a mountain retreat that goes about as well as Jack Torrance’s did, but with more annoying Sammy Davis, Jr. impressions.
The whole thing was intended as product placement ...

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Mike, Kevin, and Bill talk DANGEROUS MEN!

Why hello, Traxians! 

After recording their riff of Dangerous Men a short while back, the guys immediately started rolling on their studio GoPro to chat about it! 

They discuss the "plot" (or what passes for one in this movie) in more detail, focusing on the reaction shots of unknown characters, the guys' favorite character (Black Pepper), and of course that funky soundtrack....

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Turkey Thursday: Shorts Day Afternoon

Hey Traxians! 

Due to some time constraints this Thursday, I thought I would switch it up a notch. 

Join me this Thursday at 3:30pm Pacific / 6:30pm Eastern for an Assortment of Shorts! I'll be hosting at this link starting at that time - all you need is Google Chrome and the 2021-11-16 18:31:45 +0000 UTC View Post

Extended Preview: DANGEROUS MEN

Hiya folks! 

Fresh on the RiffTrax website, it's our latest B-movie release: Dangerous Men!  

As best we can tell, here’s what happens: After her fiancé is murdered, a woman becomes a prostitute who goes on a murder spree. At this point, John S. Rad must have realized that this plot was a total rip-off of Paw Patrol: The Movie, so the plot switches gears and tells...

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Hangin' Out with RiffTrax: COPPER MOUNTAIN

Greetings, Traxians! 

Mike, Kevin, Bill, Conor, and Sean recently convened over Zoom for another Hangin' Out With RiffTrax webinar! They chatted about their upcoming (at the time) riff of 1983's Copper Mountain, starring pre-"In Living Color" Jim Carrey and pre-"The Love Boat" Alan Thicke! 

Copper Mountain was originally supposed to serve as a commercial for the Club Med ski resort in Copper Mountain, Colorado. And we all know how feature-length commerc...

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Turkey Thursday: DAY OF THE ANIMALS

Hello, Traxian friends! 

Erik here. with details about this week's Turkey Thursday! 

- 3:30pm Pacific / 6:30pm Eastern
- The movie: DAY OF THE ANIMALS

All you need is Google Chrome with the Scener extension, and then join us at this link when the time comes. (Just click Join Party when the button appears.)

Day of the Animals has a premi...

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Bridget and Mary Jo talk TEENAGE SPACE VAMPIRES!

Hello, dear Traxians! 

Erik "The Web" here once more with another podcast episode! Join us as I converse with Bridget and Mary Jo to talk about their latest B-movie release, the amazingly-titled Teenage Space Vampires. We dive into the ironic lack of teenage space vampires, the hilariously bad ADR, and what this movie has in common with reality shows. As always, I had a ton of ...

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Turkey Thursday: UNINVITED

Come join fellow Traxians for another Turkey Thursday of the only movie to feature demonically-possessed cat-within-a-cat scares! Okay, it's more "weird" and "kinda gross" than it is scary. Since it's from Greydon (Star Games, Final Justice) Clark, that isn't too much of a surprise. But we do love him when he's at his most sincere! 

The fun starts this Thursday, October 28th at 3:30pm Pacific / 6:30 pm Eastern over at 2021-10-25 22:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Amityville Live pre-production photo! Turkey Thursday this week!

Hiya, Traxians! 

Erik here with a quick update - featuring the true star of tomorrow's RiffTrax Live show, Beelzebulb! Okay, that's probably not its actual name, but what else can you really do with an evil, haunted lamp?

In any event, the above photo came to us over the weekend from our friends at Camp Digital as they put the finishing touches on the live show's unique film...

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Extended Preview: TEENAGE SPACE VAMPIRES

Hello, Traxians! Ah ah ah! 

Bridget and Mary Jo are back with a brand new Halloween-themed B-movie riff, and arguably one of the greatest titles I've seen come to our catalog in 15 years, Teenage Space Vampires

Please enjoy the first few minutes here in this exclusive extended preview, which you can also download 2021-10-22 19:06:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Hobgoblins Live Extended Preview

Hi Traxians! 

Erik here. Tomorrow, we release our most recent live show - just in time for the next one! RiffTrax Live: Hobgoblins was a lot of fun, but I'm not sure how much of that was thanks to the movie. (Although it was pretty cool to watch the full, uncut film, in glorious HD widescreen! You could even see things that the original filmmakers probably didn't know you cou...

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Talkin' RiffTrax: MIRROR MIRROR

This one's a bit late, but! As always, the guys took to their Studio Cam to dive deeper into the subject of their most recent full-length riff, Mirror Mirror and how many evil appliances appear in horror movies.

You can download this video here.

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Traxian Thursday: Scener Beta with BABY GHOST on RiffTrax!

Hi Traxians,

Erik here. What do you say, let's do another Scener Beta test? And what better way to kick off this year's Spooky Season than with a Watch Party of our recent release, Baby Ghost

This means of course that, in order to participate, you'll need to own Baby Ghost. (Apologies in advance.)

The Scener folks have spent ...

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Talkin' RiffTrax: MONEY PLANE

Hiya, Traxians! 

Technical issues prevented us from uploading this earlier, but it's finally here! Mike, Kevin, and Bill took a moment after recording their riff of Money Plane to dive a bit deeper into the flying tub of cheese that is this movie. Enjoy! 

You can download this installment of Talkin' RiffTrax 2021-10-05 18:35:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Hangin' Out With RiffTrax - Quiplash!

The video is now available for all Traxians to stream! You can also download it here. Super and Ultra Traxians had a chance to play Quiplash with the team! How do you think we did?

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It's time to get your game face on, because this month's Patreon-exclusive webinar is a good old-fashioned game of 2021-10-04 21:11:21 +0000 UTC View Post

Extended Preview: MONEY PLANE

Hiya, Traxians! 

It's finally here! After our hilarious Scener watch party of Money Plane, the guys loved the movie so much that they ended up adding it to one of our MP3 "Just the Jokes" commentary release slots. Here's our synopsis:

Soaring above us at 30,000 feet is a plane. A plane ful...

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Turkey Thursday today: MERLIN - THE RETURN

Hi Traxians! 

I've got another Turkey Thursday up my sleeve featuring the Magician himself, Merlin! Okay, it's actually a low-budget facsimile of Merlin, but he's there nonetheless! 

Join me for a Scener watch party at THIS LINK at 3:30 pm Pacific / 6:30pm Eastern. You just need Google Chrome and the free Scener extension - simply click the "Join" button when it appears.

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Amityville 4 Live show trivia slide design - sneak peek!

Hey there, Traxians! 

With a little over a month until our next live show, Amityville 4: The Evil Escapes Via Kitschy Lamp, and spooky season official underway, I thought I'd give you a little sneak peek at some of the awesome designs our graphic designer Jason Martin has created for our pre-show trivia slides! 

The jokes therein are placeholders, but you can expect to see the final slid...

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Turkey Thursday: BERSERKER - HELL'S WARRIOR

Hi, Traxians! 

It's time for another Turkey Thursday! This week, we'll continue examining the riffed works of writer/director Paul Matthews, who also brought us such cinematic works The Little Unicorn, Deadly Instincts, and Merlin: The Return.

Join me tomorrow (Sept. 16) at 3:30pm Pacific / 6:30pm Eastern at this secret Traxian Room for a ...

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Hangin' Out With RiffTrax: Money Plane (recording)

The recording of this Hangin' Out webinar is now available to ALL Traxians! You can stream it in the player above, or download it here. Enjoy! 

If you want to be part of the live Webinar audience, become a Super or Ultra Traxian! 

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Why hi there Super and Ultra Traxians! 

Just stopping by to let you know that this month's Patreon ...

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Talkin' RiffTrax: SAVAGE

Hello, Traxians! 

Mike, Kevin and Bill recorded this episode of Talkin' RiffTrax after putting down their jokey jokes for their latest riff, Savage

They dig even further into the nonsense that is this caveman-powered revenge movie. Enjoy! 

You can also download this video here.

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Extended Preview: SAVAGE

Unk unk, Traxians! (That's "caveman-speak" for "hello".) Why the fake-y Neanderthal language? Because today's release, Savage, features a farmer who turns into a vengeful caveman! Confused? Maybe this text from the product page will help:

Here’s the basic premise for Savage: a totally jacked rural farmer opens the door one night to some evil tech-lords who murder his family because they ...

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Help us test Scener + RiffTrax integration with a Watch Party of SAVAGE!

Hiya, Traxians! 

This week I would love to get your help with something very special (and cool!).

The folks at Scener have Beta support for the RiffTrax.com website ready to test! And I think the perfect way to take it for a test drive would be to have a watch party with our upcoming release for this Friday, Savage View Post