Eve's Garden Erotic Audio

Wordless JOI - Let My Moans and Whimpers Guide Your Pace

By request, a different kind of JOI

No words....but that doesn't mean there's no guidance :P

Let my moans, breathing, giggles and mounting pleasure guide your hand and help you go over the edge...

To be honest, I didn't know if this was going to work, but according to the comments I got, it absolutely did!

Preview - Red Tank At the Hotel

These are just a few of the images that I'm allowed to post publicly - if you're a Tip Jar or Exclusives member you get early access, and if you're an Exclusives+ member, you get to see the NFSW version.

Other Ways to See

I know quite a few of my listeners are visually impaired, and I know it can be hard to find erotica that isn't only non-visual but actually caters to someone with little or no vision. So this long, sensual audio is for them. Just so they know that their vision has nothing to do with how sexy they are...

You can enjoy this if you're a sighted person too - just imagine closing your eyes or even being blindfolded during this little encounter...

Love in the Time of Covid-19

First, students of literature will recognize the title from a famous book by Gabriel García Márquez - modified a little for our modern times.

Secondly, this is a throwback to those surreal days of lockdown, when I did quite a few audios. I'm sharing them years later because, despite the awful reason we were all shut away, there is just something so intoxicating about the idea of being stuck with someone you fancy.

In this audio, we're nearing the end of our self-isolation durin...

Purple Dress - Full Set

This is a Classic Eve set - when I first started posting images, I used to choose only one or two photos, but now I like to post entire sets. So it's well overdue, but here they are! These are, of course, only the SFW ones - you can see the rest by upgrading to my Exclusives+ tier.

Loving Girlfriend: Just Being There for You

Sometimes you don't want to talk about it. Sometimes you just need a comforting, quiet presence to let you know it's okay, that you're loved, and that you can share your feelings or not...either way, I'll just be there for you. ❤️

It's Time to Sleep - A Quiet, Soothing Way to Drift Off

Quiet, soft spoken whispers...

A bit of visualization to help you get sleepy...

A bit of ASMR...

The music continues for almost 30 minutes, and tapers off slowly so you can just fall asleep.

Goodnight, love ❤️

ASMR Cock Play

If you're curious about what ASMR is, I start this audio out with just a few samples of the kinds of sounds that susceptible people experience, mostly tapping, ear touching, water and mouth sounds.

But then I lead you through a gentle fantasy of kissing your ears and neck while my hand sneaks down below your waist... and of course my mouth follows!

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Friday Check In - Reset Button

How do you stop all the negative self talk? You need a reset button (or a kill switch/stop sign/whatever you want to call it)

Preview - You're So Sexy (non-nude)

Let's see how this goes...

Under the Covers with Eve 1 - Sexiness

Come get cozy with me while I discuss a variety of topics - just my thoughts and ideas. I'll try to keep it to areas surrounding sex, love, relationships, but I can't promise! Also, please not that this is a re-boot from 2015, so some references may be a bit out of date. I think the principles still hold though.

This first episode features, for example:

• Game of Thrones

• Playboy models

• "cues" for attractiveness

• what makes you se...

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Boy Shorts

You think the big P will be okay with this?

WSEX - Listener Question Night

This is a completely off the cuff, unscripted, totally improv-ed episode of Sex Talk with Eve on WSEX - Your Station for Masturbation. I got the idea for this and just ran with it, I think it turned out pretty well :P

It’s listener questions night on Sex Talk with Eve, and my regular producer Kelly is off sick (I think she’s really just found a new man). Filling in for her is my new intern, a delicious young man from the local college’s Radio Journalism program. While he’s not v...

Eve's Spa - Hot and Steamy

We have a new hot pool at Eve's Spa...come on in, the water's nice and hot, and so am I :P

I'll help you relax and de-stress, with some massaging, touching, caressing, kissing, stroking, sucking and licking.

try listening in the bath if you have one, maybe it'll heighten the experience

So You Had a Bad Day...

This is the way I like to greet my man when you come home from work all pissed off from those asshats you work with...

Short Story - The One

This story was first published in the crime fiction anthology Cemetery Plots of Northern California in 2021. The Sacramento chapter of the Sisters in Crime writer's organization wanted submissions that were a) set in Northern California and b) featured a crime and c) involved a cemetery.

I thought there might be a lot of entries about ghouls, ghosts, murders and mayhem, so I chose to approach it from a different angle. Th...

Never Too Busy to Suck

I know I am just buried with work lately, I'm working to midnight every night and all weekend, and I've been neglecting you...

I'm sorry baby...let me make it up to you...

Friday Check In - Good, Average, Bad

Another Friday, another chance to de-stress, unwind, and take a little mental break with me...

Tired and Sore and Ready

We are both so tired and sore from our first session at the gym today...so tired we fell asleep during the movie. But those yoga pants I was wearing...

You're horny for me, but too sore to fuck. How about you just spoon behind me and move your cock against my ass until you cum...

First Date with Eve

This is another creative audio, in which I imagined what it would be like if people who went on first dates were actually honest about the gorilla in the room - sex.

Imagine if you could openly discuss your likes and dislikes, what you want, and what your 'skills' are, without having to avoid the subject.

This is kind of an audio-within-an-audio, so I hope you can immerse yourself in the fantasy with me and imagine our first date....

Friday Check-in: The Power of Laughter

Welcome again to the end of your week. I hope it was a good one. Even if it could have been better, I want you think of at least one good thing that happened this week, even something small.

And let me share with you how important it is to laugh...

Roommates' Night In

With the lockdown finally lifted, you're getting ready to go out with some friends for the first time in ages. But for some reason, you find yourself not that eager to go...

This is one of those 'long buildup' mini-novel type audios...I hope you enjoy hearing the whole tale, but if not, you can skip ahead to about the 20 minute mark. :P

Here's the Netflix series I mention

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DREAM - Overwhelmed (Erotic H*pno)

Have you ever wanted to just let go...and be overwhelmed with sensation?

Hey Gorgeous! A Note About Shop Updates

I'm not sure whether you'll be getting notifications about products showing up in my Shop - the only reason I'm doing them all at once is because I'm complying with Patreon's Community Guidelines Rules, and that means I have to make very discreet covers with very discreet names. Don't laugh if you see things like "Luck" and "Crossless" and "Bounty" - they're close enough! ❤️

Preview - Vaudio Skype JOI NN

I imagined this as a call you're on with your girl when she starts to have some body image issues. It's up to you to assure her how sexy she is...

You can see the full vaudio by upgrading to my Exclusives+ tier, or by buying the standalone in my shop (once I get it posted!)

Loving Girlfriend - I Love Looking at You

Maybe I don't tell you enough...but I really do love looking at you ❤️

Finisher - Morning Sex

Usually my "finishers" are short, energetic, (sometimes loud) audios meant to help you go over the edge if you've been edging for a while, or just want something relatively quick and to the point.

I had a request to do one that mixed the final build up to orgasm with a morning-sex-between-lovers vibe. So here it is, a loving couple waking up together and finishing together, if you know what I mean :P

Friday Check In - Helping Others

Take another quick breather with me...

To the Passenger in 38a...

I'm so glad you decided to plug in this little thumb drive that you found - mysteriously - in your lap. And even more glad you clicked on this file...

Finisher: On All Fours

How do you want me, baby?

I just know I want you inside me...now!

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