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[M4M] The Type [MDom] [Catching You] [Sexting] [Teasing] [Dirty Talk] [Seduction] [Rubbing] over pants then [Handjob] with [Wet Noises] [Cum in Mouth] [Swallow] [Good Boy] [9:49]

M4M, as of now, has moved to the $5 tier.

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January 2021 Story

I didn't read ahead in the section I was starting and it isn't super great by today's standards so I skipped to another chapter.

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January 2021 Ramble

- This is the last planned monthly ramble. If this changes your mind about the 5 dollar tier, I understand. 

- The ramble will be replaced with another monthly story instead.

- M4M has moved down to the $5 tier.

- Rambles posted in the future will just be updates, announcements, or overviews of something. Keeps it simple, tight, and less draining for people who don't have time to listen to an hour ramble (which is very fair).

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Audio Dime Novel - Home

The rest are forthcoming, still rather delayed.

This one is shorter and much more along the lines of old Thirsty Thursday.

Hope you enjoy the mini experiment.

Director: notwhorosethinks 

Producer: notwhorosethinks, Ezra 

Writer: notwhorosethinks 

Editor: notwhorosethinks 

Performer: notwhorosethinks 

Graphic design: Ezra, fish0049 

Art: fish0049

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[M4F] Your Day [MDom] a little [Playful] [Guiding] you through [Anal] [Fingering] and [Doggystyle] with [Body Slaps] [Slow] [Checking In] a singular [Daddy] with brief [Breathplay] [Cum for Me] [Good Girl] [14:47]

Minimal in the sound design department.

I think people are kind of enjoying the "bridge" audios between the two styles of content, which means there's room between the two eras to play with.

Here's something that fits the bill a little more closely to old school that addresses something of a gap in my catalogue: a guided and patient exploration of anal.

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[M4F] Hormones [Sequel] to [Euphemistic] [Boy Next Door] [Don't Get Caught] [Tension] [Teasing] [CMCF] [Over] then [Under the Clothes] [Clit Play] [Fingering] [Cum for Me] [Good Girl] [Whispering] [ASMR]? [13:23]

Posting another later to make up for the one I missed.

Thursday backposts will be coming tomorrow as well.

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Audio Dime Novel - Miracle Worker

Director: notwhorosethinks 

Producer: notwhorosethinks, Ezra 

Writer: notwhorosethinks 

Editor: notwhorosethinks 

Performer: notwhorosethinks 

Graphic design: Ezra, fish0049 

Art: fish0049

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[M4F] Taste [Gentle] [MDom] [Friends to Lovers] [Tension] you [Teasing] via [Dancing] [Stripping] [Grinding] [Outercourse] [Kissing] [Clit Play] [Riding] [Mutual Orgasm] [Creampie] [Good Girl] [21:57]

Kept a little bit of that raw feeling in, but upped the sound quality game.

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[M4F] Deliver [Sequel] to [Punching Out] [Playful] [Teasing] [Surprise] [Blowjob] [On the Phone] [Condom] and [Checking In] before [Doggystyle] then [Missionary] [On the Counter] [Mutual Orgasm] then [Scramble] to the [Door] [Good Girl] [14:46]

This one is a bit more "raw" as an intended element of the experience, which includes some things I'd normally edit out or call imperfections.
It has fewer effects and it has some rustling and other things generally absent in my audios to better reflect the purpose of this audio (impromptu, disorganized, stress relief) as a sequel to Punching Out.
Feel free to let me know whether you prefer this or the more polished ta...

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Return of the Ramble

Sorta.

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Which audio should get an NSFW continuation?

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Audio Dime Novel - The Index, Part 2

I won't.

This audio is a sequel to: https://youtu.be/J9UdpoN1JK4

Director: notwhorosethinks 

Producer: notwhorosethinks, Ezra 

Writer: notwhorosethinks 

Editor: notwhorosethinks 

Performer: notwhorosethinks 

Graphic design: Ezra, fish0049 

Art: fish0049

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[M4M] Party Favor, Part 2 [MDom] via [Power Bottom] [Sir] [Party] [Hookup] [Teasing] [Dirty Talk] [Kissing] [Slow] [Edging] [Handjob] with [Wet Sounds] [Cum for Me] [Facial] [11:52]

This audio is a sequel to: https://youtu.be/N9KWw51UgDg

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[M4F] Easy Mode, Part 2 [Sequel] to Netflix [MDom] [Strict] but [Gentle] [DD/lg] [Instructions] [Rubbing] [Over the Clothes] [Teasing] [Fingering] [Cunnilingus] [Encouragement] to [Cum for Me] [Good Girl] [13:59]

This audio is a sequel to: https://youtu.be/9zPwbSljQPo

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[MM4F] The Christmas Surprise [ft. CardlinAudio] [written by Alodia Thaliel] [MDom]s [Master] and [Daddy] [Kissing] [Instructions] [Buttplug] [Fingering] [Cunnilingus] [Nipple] [Sucking] [Anal] for [Daddy] [Clit Play] [Creampie] for both [Round Two] [17:16]

Have a holly, jolly Christmas.

This audio is a sequel to: https://youtu.be/XTNxlKqKiQA

Featuring: Cardlin Au Dio

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Audio Dime Novel - Hide

[Series: Master Key]

Director: notwhorosethinks 

Producer: notwhorosethinks, Ezra 

Writer: notwhorosethinks 

Editor: notwhorosethinks 

Performer: notwhorosethinks 

Graphic design: Ezra, fish0049 

Art: fish0049

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[M4F] Housewarming [Sequel] to Lion's Share [MSub] with [Switch]y elements [Teasing] [Dirty Talk] [Blowjob] [Cuff]ed [Riding] [Creampie] with optional [Impreg] then [Cum for Me] [Good Girl] [16:19]

This audio is a sequel to: https://youtu.be/OTPiAVaxSD4

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[M4F] Substance, Part 2 [Gentle] [MDom] [Service Top] vibe [Making Out] [Feeling Up] [Grinding] a little [Outercourse] [Blowjob] [Tone Switch] [Cunnilingus] and [Fingering] [Cum for Me] [Good Girl] [18:12]

They're all getting sequels.

Merry Christmas.

This audio is a sequel to: https://youtu.be/Nv4C8I4Itaw

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Audio will be late, but you'll enjoy the decision I made.

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[M4A] In Passing [Ramble] as a [Response] to [Regular Checkup] [Feedback] [28:37]

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Regular Checkup

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Which audio should get an NSFW continuation?

The third option would make it a miniseries, yes.

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December 2020 Story

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[M4F] Tuning [Mean] [Strict] [MDom] [Teasing] [Dirty Talk] a little [Condescension] [Pet Play] [Collar] but mostly just [Degradation] [Blowjob] [Facefucking] [Denial] for both [Good Girl] [18:46]

This one goes out to the people who like it when I'm an asshole (and the ones sad about losing the third part of the denial series).

Sorry it's a tad late.

P.S. The leveling approach is a little different so it may be a bit quieter.

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Audio Dime Novel - Reliquary

This is based on a request that was sent in, fulfilling something else the 100 tier wanted to hear (a request fill).


Director: notwhorosethinks 

Producer: notwhorosethinks, Ezra 

Writer: notwhorosethinks 

Editor: notwhorosethinks 

Performer: notwhorosethinks 

Graphic design: Ezra, fish0049 

Art: fish0049

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November 2020 Ramble

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[M4F] Symbol [Sequel] to Toll [MDom] [Incubus] in [Hell] [Supernatural] [Praise] and [Degradation] [Possessive] [Bondage] and [Chastity] removal [Blowjob] [Instructions] [Missionary] [Breeding] [Impreg] [Creampie] [Multiple Orgasms] [Body Slaps] [Wet Sounds] [Binaural]/[Stereo] [Whispers] [29:30]

Finally, the long awaited finale to the Incubus series. Good grief these things take forever to edit.

I hope you enjoy what may be the deepest dig I've ever made with my NSFW content.

Thank you for 2000 patrons.

Now to figure out what to do for 3000 and 4000...

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Audio will be a bit delayed, but hang tight.

Should be dropping the promised incubus audio tonight.

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Cakeday audio is live on Reddit!

Here's a link to my most recent Reddit submissions (can't link directly to the audio for content reasons). Remember that Reddit analytics are still helpful!

Four years flew by.

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Audio Dime Novel - Exchange

Director: notwhorosethinks
Producer: notwhorosethinks, Ezra
Writer: notwhorosethinks
Editor: notwhorosethinks
Performer: notwhorosethinks
Graphic design: Ezra, fish0049
Art: fish0049  

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