February 2019 Ramble
Shoutout to all the new patrons and also Dave Grohl.
2019-02-16 03:29:35 +0000 UTC View Post
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Live Patreon Ramble on Discord Friday 9 PM EST
be there because dj tedd will be there
2019-02-13 17:55:28 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome, Cardlin Friends
p.s. sorry for all the pops, it was a very impromptu recording so i didn't really set anything up properly and my mic was at a weird angle
2019-02-09 06:54:34 +0000 UTC View PostOfficially Back on Duty
once i'm out from under the weather i'll be finding a story to read and do a fair bit of it in bigger chunks than before
i don't know how much i'll release as ten tier exclusives this month (it always varies anyway) but we'll see
if you're on the 50 tier, please hit me up with the commission you want this month!
appreciate your patience with my general silence and it's good to be back
2019-01-12 18:00:37 +0000 UTC View Post[M4F] Bootlicker [Petplay] [MDom] [Degradation] [Humiliation] via [Riding] my [Boot] while I [Masturbate] [Hair Pulling] [Eye Contact] [Facial] [Orgasm Control] [Permission to Cum] a couple [Good Girl]s [11:29]
Some Things Have Been Removed
I'll make up for it in the months to come. No actual roleplays were deleted. More information later.
2018-12-28 22:28:17 +0000 UTC View Post[M4F] Heat Retention: Found Footage [Gentle] [MDom] [Sir] [Encouragement] [Fingering] [Clit Play] [Cum for Me] [Cumplay] with a [Kiss] [Good Girl] [Praise] almost [Worship] [Softly Spoken] [Whispering] [12:17]
[M4F] Good Brat [MDom] [Master/Slave] [SI] [SE] [Teasing] [Dirty Talk] [Breast Play] [Edging] [Simon Says] [Countdown] [Permission to Cum] a splash of [Aftercare] and a [Kiss] [12:30]
[M4F] Show Me The Ropes [MSub] and his new [Miss] [Inexperienced] [Bondage] via [Cuffs] [Kissing] [Laughing] [Handjob] [Blowjob] [Riding] [Premature] [Creampie] [Punishment] via [Post-Orgasm Torture] [Begging] [Whimpering] [Belt Sounds] [Bed Sounds] [11:56]
November 2018 Ramble
Recorded live on Discord for the event!
2018-11-29 04:21:36 +0000 UTC View PostDiscord
Some of you have noticed that I connected Discord to my Patreon tiers, $5 and up. This is because I have made a Patreon exclusive text and voice channel. The text channel is for whatever. The voice channel is for events I decide to do there. This month (and possibly others), I've decided to do the monthly ramble live!
I'm going to go live on Discord at 9 P.M. EST on November 28th (Wednesday). I will still post the complete ramble on Patreon itself as well, of course.
This is just t...
2018-11-28 03:47:29 +0000 UTC View PostApparently There Are Exit Surveys
Somehow, I went an entire year on this platform without knowing these existed. I've read through these now that I know they're there and I'll take those things into consideration in the future. Also, someone in September thought I wasn't the real notwhorosethinks, apparently. I'm not sure how they explain me posting unique audios to this Patreon once a month or the fact that on all my other notwhorosethinks pages I advertise this particular Patreon, including my GitHub page which has a link to t...
2018-11-25 23:28:08 +0000 UTC View PostA Primer on Patreon's Current Payment Overhaul
they emailed this to me and i'm hoping they emailed it to all of you as well but if not, here you go
2018-09-02 09:37:24 +0000 UTC View PostMan Has Patreon for 11 Months, Finally Gets Charge Upfront
I've enabled the option for charge upfront.
For existing patrons, this means more or less nothing: you'll still be charged on the first of the month, like normal.
For prospective ones, this means you will be charged immediately rather than the first of the following month.
Keep this in mind when determining what tier you'd like to pledge at!
2018-07-02 18:45:12 +0000 UTC View Post[M4F] First Ring [MDom] [Sir] [Strict] [SI] [SE] [Degradation] [Edging] talk of [Denial] [Permission to Cum] [Condescending] [19:08]
[M4F] Batter [MDom] [1950s] [Husband] [Domestic] [Vanilla] [Impreg] [Breeding] [Missionary] [Misogyny] [Degradation] [16:15]
decided to throw this one and NaCl to patreon instead of relegating them to the bucket
2018-05-31 20:16:35 +0000 UTC View PostApril 2018 Ramble
it has some obnoxious clipping throughout the audio because i didn't notice audacity was being an idiot until afterward
sigh
[M4F] Change of Plans [MDom] [Argument] leads to [Primal] [Hatefuck] [Facefucking] [Against the Wall] [Creampie] [Biting] [Growls] [8:55]
a bit short, but intense in equal proportion
i was sweating like a dog after this one
decided to give patreon my hatefuck exclusively because it's been a long-requested audio and you've all been great to support me as long and faithfully as you have
story soon to come
apologies again for the delay
2018-04-06 02:02:17 +0000 UTC View Post