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Surprise.

I continue to live and make art, sometimes. Currently I'm gearing up for some Thanksgiving travel, but I had a little bit of time and energy to actually finish something for once! Work has been really draining, but a little bit less so lately. I feel like I'm managing to find some balance, so hopefully drawing some nsfw will be much less of a rarity. Maybe I'll try to do more quick sketches that I can post as well, idk. Hope you're all doing well out there!

New art coming SOON!!!

Hello everyone! I know it's been a while, but I'm finally in a position where I can start working on some art again! I've been drawing more consistently for the first time in a long time, and it feels great to be back at it. I won't waste a ton of time with the life update, but just know that I have some new stuff in the works that you'll be seeing this week.

Thank you SO much those of you who have stuck around; the fact that I still have supporters is incredible, and I'll hopefully avoid any dry spells like that in the future. See you soon!

Been a while...

Hey everyone, I realize it's been radio silence here for a little bit, but I wanted to give an update and thank you all for sticking around! 

So like I mentioned earlier this year, I started a new job - specifically a teaching job, which means I've had basically zero free time since starting. I'd love to say that I'll be able to get back to consistently posting at a certain point, but honestly I'm just trying to keep my head above water right now; however bad you think things are in the US education system... they're worse. Hopefully soon I'll get a system worked out and be able to get back to drawing a little more regularly, but until then, thanks everybody for being patient!

Also, if you know any teachers, give em a hug and a nice edible, if that's their thing. They probably need it. 

Poll: 2000s babes

I've decided this is nostalgia month, so let's pick a throwback damsel! Feel free to comment fun scenarios for bonus points.

Quick Update!

Hi there! Just wanted to update everyone on some life changes that might affect things here moving forward!

First off, the Patreon isn't going anywhere - but I'll be starting a new full-time job soon, so my schedule will be a little different. I'm really excited about the job though; I've been a full-time freelancer for several years now, and it's started to wear on me pretty heavily. Being the only one responsible for making and keeping a schedule, and the constant near panic over making ends meet had pretty much killed my desire to do the artistic things I enjoy the most. So while I'll technically have less time in the day for my own art, I feel like I'll have a little more motivation and inspiration to draw what I want when I want.

Unfortunately that means I almost certainly won't be able to open commissions for the forseeable, since I don't think I can guarantee getting them done in a timely manner (which I'm already pretty dogshit at if I'm being honest). If I do open at any point it will be a VERY limited number of slots (probably 3 at a time). Hopefully you won't notice much change here though, and I plan to keep monthly polls and things like that.

Speaking of, this month's poll will be up this afternoon! I just wanted to say thanks to everyone here; it's been great to interact with all of you, and I hope you'll stick around to see what I do next!

June Winner: Aloy

Aloy won this month's damsel poll, so here she is! I'll be putting up this month's suggestion box soon, so $5 patrons can give requests for other characters they'd like to see!

Mandatory Office Attire

Workplace surveys have shown that employee attitudes towards HR have vastly improved since the new uniform policies went into effect. 

June Poll!

Let's pick the lucky damsel for June! These are all choices picked from the Suggestion Box, which will be coming back this month!

Fran & Penello at the Beach (Commission)

I was stoked to get this commission, and I'm very glad that it's finally done. Done for the wonderful Aidenke aka Elysian_Chaos on twitter. 

Zelda Captured (May Poll Winner)

I've been enjoying Tears of the Kingdom when I have time, and I'm loving Zelda in this outfit, so obviously I had to draw it!

I didn't make this one quite as lewd as usual, since I've been wanting to start mixing in some clothed damsels. 

Ilsa Faust (Commission)

A VERY overdue piece for a very patient commissioner. All things considered, I'm happy with how it turned out! 

Bo-Katan's New Life

Here's another one from the suggestion box! 

May Patron Poll: Zelda

Since Tears of the Kingdom comes out this month (on my birthday no less!) I figured I'd celebrate by tying up our Best Girl once again. So what kind of predicament should dear Zelda be in this time?

You can vote multiple times, so pick your favorites!

Sleeping Beauty Coiled in Thorns (Commission)

This was an incredibly fun commission to work on, and I got to try a few things that I don't normally do to better emulate the original animation style. The background in particular came out looking really nice.

I hope you all like this as much as I do!!

Kim vs Shego

The loser has to spend the night in The Box again.

I had a TON of fun drawing this; Everything felt like it came together really well!

The Succubus

Succubi are a very dangerous variety of Demon; not only can they shapeshift to take unwary prey by surprise, but they can also use Carnal Magic to directly control the bodies of their victims, making escape impossible. They absorb the life forces of mortals through sexual contact and have been known to toy with their prey for hours or even days before letting them go. In some cases, when a Succubus has not replenished herself in a long while, they may drain their unwilling partner of life entirely, leaving them in their bed as little more than a husk.

Patron Poll: April

Just a few days late, but here we are! I'm liking doing original comic pages, but I'll still be doing some fanart pinups, which I'll take from the suggestion box! Don't forget you can vote for as many as you like.

Housekeeping (March Reward Comic)

I live!! And I return with last month's comic page! Thank you everyone for being patient with me, I'll get this month's poll up and running tomorrow!

Sandy's Workout Routine

When you have to stay in shape, but you're easily distracted - just remove choice from the equation!

Nib the Human

More ropes n stuff coming soon, but for now, have more fantasy silliness.

(Yes I'm still on a DnD tear and I will likely not be stopping soon)

Thanks for being patient while I get my shit together, I'll be posting much more soon, I promise!

Vice & Violence: Vati

I decided to roll and illustrate a new character from Rapscallion's Vice & Violence game, and this is the result! He's one of my absolute favorite lewd artists, so if you're not familiar then you should go check out @Rapscallion_Art on twitter.

Vice & Violence is his in-progress TTRPG (it's like DnD but with more sex) and he's put so much love into crafting a fun, hyper-sexual world with zany races and hot characters. 

I'll probably make more characters in this world, and who knows, I might actually play the game at some point!

Peril Commission (CW breathplay)

A longtime commissioner enjoys it when I mistreat her OCs, so this is what we cooked up together this time! It's a bit more intense than my usual stuff, but I REALLY enjoyed working on it. I imagine I'll do more breathplay stuff in the future, but I'll try to mark it accordingly for anyone who's not as into it!

Prompt Mixup #8

I'm still doing these every now and again since they make for some fun warmups. Once my commissions are a bit less full I'll get back to it more regularly, but I have ten (!) comms that I'm working on at the moment.

The prompts were: Public, Praise, Handcuffs

March Suggestion Box

Please deposit your waifus in the box below.

I'm working through the list slowly - anyone who hasn't shown up yet eventually will!

March Poll: One-page comic

Happy almost-spring everyone! This month I decided I'd do a one-page comic as the reward. I've gotten better at drawing sequences, but I'd really like to start putting my nose to the grindstone and doing more sequential work. So let me know which idea you like best, and don't forget you can vote more than once!

Voting ends at midnight on the 5th!

February Winner: D.va

Just barely in time for it to still be February! I ended up starting over from scratch on this one, cause I just didn't like where my original idea was at - but I'm glad I did, because this one is way better! Hope you all like it.

Latex Slime Mini-Comic

I hope you like this sequence!

Sandy: Modeling Gig

Just part of the process Sandy, don't worry about it.

The Dollhouse Mask

Special thanks to Sandy for modeling our latest mask; I'll let her out of it eventually.

Also, I just wanted to say that I know things have been a little slow this month. I've been having kind of a tough time, and I guess I'm just in a bit of a low period but I'm trying to power through! 

Elizabeth Sketch

From the suggestion box, here's a quick sketch of an upcoming piece of Elizabeth attempting to make an escape! I went with her Burial At Sea look, cause damn.