Brockway tasks Seanbaby and guest, Tom Reimann, with using the power of internet affirmations to accomplish our most impossible goal yet!
2024-07-10 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway blows a whistle that only dog murderers can hear, so Seanbaby and guest Tom Reimann come running to discuss the 1991 children's dog adventure movie, Bingo!
2024-07-10 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s been a long week, so here’s an extra cursed relic. Two, in fact. Like many problems, they’re from Princeton.
The hunger strike’s a glitch: Princeton seeks a type. The book Excellent Sheep coined the phrase “excellent sheep,” and that’s rough...
2024-07-09 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Was I the only one who was super bummed when The Sopranos turned out not to be a musical? No, I was not! I know for a fact that Hugh Jackman felt the same way because he tried to make a jaunty mafia-coded murder mystery musical, and it got canceled after airing just two of its eight completed episodes in America. In Australia, where it aired concurrently, they gave it a generous o...
2024-07-08 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Our story today is about idiots, but it doesn't start there. It started in prison, with our author getting his skull bashed open by a homemade morning star:
That is an excerpt from a webpage written by a myster...
2024-07-05 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Calling all Beef Kids! Aren’t you tired of activity books with too little or sometimes NO beef? Don’t worry, your favorite publisher of children’s books, the Illinois Beef Association, is back with grand adventures starring the most mystic meat! NOT pork, who said pork? Find and exile the porker, children. That’s your first Beef Quest! So says The Magic of MOOOO and Good Things for ...
2024-07-04 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
"Alllllllllllright, pumped some iron, did my pilates, had half a cannoli then made myself throw it up (but that doesn’t mean I’m crazy, it’s just what the business demands of you). Time for my afternoon work sesh? Yeah, I’m thinking I’m back. That’s cute. I amuse myself.
Let’s see, the first offer in looks like an ad. Hey, it’s no My Own Private Idaho, or even a <...
2024-07-03 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostIt's the Dogg Zzone animated podcast! This week we're talking to Lydia Bugg about the finale of Playing It Straight, the 2004 reality TV show about straight men hunting secret gay people. It seems like there should have been murders, but there weren't! There was only some maiming.
2024-07-03 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Seanbaby ropes Brockway and Lydia Bugg into a game of MANHUNT, TARGET: HUNKS. That's right, it was a long time coming, but we're finally holding a hunk-off.
2024-07-03 11:58:00 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby wrangles Brockway and guest, Lydia Bugg, for the finale of Playing It Straight - the 2004 reality show about hunting secret gays for profit. We allowed this! We did this! There is no such thing as innocence.
2024-07-03 11:57:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Today’s column is just for kids! Find one.
Hey there! I’m Mr. Dayle, and I’m a teacher. Sometimes the NYPD plays rough with my students, but that probably won’t happen today. Who do the police in your town beat up?
Wow! That’s amazi...
2024-07-02 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Imagine you're about to engage in the act of sexual intercourse, but first, you must get through a full Barbara Walters-style sit-down interview with your dick. Your dick has to go on 60 Minutes and explain every sexual desire you've ever had. Could you maintain your desire to bang after enduring this dick grilling? Let's find out!
2024-07-01 13:24:00 +0000 UTC
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The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 3 of Mountain Monsters: The Bigfoot of Eastern Kentucky. Donna was fucking killed in the making of this episode.
2024-07-01 13:23:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Brockway: I can’t beat that intro.
Seanbaby: "Fear my alien powers, frozen Yukon cowards! In merely twenty more beers you shall face Captain Alcoho–" wai...
2024-06-28 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Well i watched that We Are The World documentary bout when all the famous 80s singers saved the world with song and it was pretty good! My personal favorite part was when Bob Dylan didnt seem to know what they meant by “ad lib” and got scared and confused and so alone that he went a lil feral
At some point, society decided that babies hold the secrets of the cosmos within their tiny, still-developing brains. Countless pieces of media have explored this truth, from Baby Geniuses to Rugrats to Boss Baby. But only one such effort suggests babies live in a heavenly city controlled by a baby mafia. Also there's a baby Sigmund Freud diagnosing baby psy...
2024-06-26 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostIf you prefer to actually see the hosts of a podcast, and if you further prefer to see those hosts as shark-eyed cartoon ghouls, have we got a treat for you! It's the animated podcast we made for some reason! This episode is Lydia Bugg and the 2000s reality show Playing It Straight.
2024-06-26 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
It's another Holiday Clown-Off! This time it's Lydia Bugg in the clown circle!
Lydia!
Get out of the clown circle!
2024-06-26 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby invites Brockway and guest, Lydia Bugg, onto the ol' podcast ranch to watch Playing It Straight, the 2000s reality show about hunting gay people for sport. That's really what it's about! It was a lawless era!
2024-06-26 11:57:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Think of a time you claimed true revenge. Real, brutal, satisfying, justified vengeance.
No you fucking didn’t.
At least not all four. It might have been imaginary. Or useless. Or depressing. Or psychotic. But life doesn’t hand out the full John Wick. Your revenge story is either impotence or insanity.
2024-06-25 12:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Many industries were able to thrive under the chaos of the pandemic. Slime is a multi-million dollar business now! There are slime millionaires buying homes with their goo money. However, I would argue that no industry has been able to inflate its market value more than the TikTok Pet Psychic business. We were all trapped in our homes with our pets for way too long, and now we need to know how ...
2024-06-24 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes. The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway. Pro Wrestling Finishing Holds by 'Judo' Gene LeBell.
A perfect book. A document of flesh massacre demonstrating hundreds of ways to rip a man into parts. Gene ...
2024-06-21 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Acquaintance cards are a fad of the late 1800s. They were like business cards, but for initiating romance, in a time of sexual repression. If you wanted to initiate the merest prelude to the precursor of a first coffee date, you purchased a box of cards like these, and wrote your name on one, and handed it to a second person.
Decades before Bill Murray got Lost in Translation or Robin Williams shocked us all with his impeccable dramatic turns in Jakob the Liar and Bicentennial Man, another once-in-a-generation comedian was busy reinventing himself as a serious actor. Jerry Lewis, now primarily known for his telethon and being the inspiration for Dr. Frink on The Simpsons...
2024-06-19 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostRemember we have an animated podcast now! We do things first and think about them somewhere around 14th to never. This week it's David Bell talking to us about The Beekeeper: the boomer Death Wish targeting Gen Z, phone scams, and Hunter Biden!
2024-06-19 11:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
It's Seanbaby HONK, It's HONK Brockway, it's David HONK Bell! It's HONK just your classic HONK HONK Holi-HONK-day Clown-Off! (HONK.)
2024-06-19 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby, Brockway, and guest David Bell - henceforth known as The Buzz Boyzz - watch their new favorite movie: The Beekeeper. A gloriously stupid action movie for fearful boomers and bee lovers alike.
2024-06-19 11:57:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Marihuana gave us Dwain Esper in panic mode. And left the question: is he fucking with us? Could it be less old Reefer Madness, and more new Reefer Madness?
Nah. This is what it looks like when Esper fucks around—
2024-06-18 12:00:05 +0000 UTC
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In 1948 every comic book company wanted a piece of the Archie IP. Horny nerds were in, and thus the Archie knockoffs were born, Freddy, Howie, Dudley, Binky, Cookie, Scooter, Buzzy, Wilbur, but surprisingly not Freckles and His Friends. Looking at the red-haired Freckles, you would think surely this is an Archie knockoff, but Freckles and his Friends existed in some form ...
2024-06-17 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostThe Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 2 of Mountain Monsters: The Bigfoot of Putnam County. Thanks to timely bigfoot intervention, no chupacabras were harmed in the making of this episode.
2024-06-17 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post