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Upsetting Day: The Games Children Play 🌭

In 1990, a Canadian man named Peter Lalonde released a VHS tape about the dangers of sorcery in fiction. It was embarrassing. Not in hindsight, but very much at the time. It was a stunningly credulous, frightened man with no research skills shouting his hilarious fears into a camera for an hour and he called it THE GAMES CHILDREN PLAY.

2023-05-12 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Nerding Day: German Disco Christmas Star Wars

All of Europe saw Star Wars and thought “Yes! Let’s do exactly that, except three minutes long, it’s a musical, and we’re not going to watch Star Wars first!” The French were densely French about the whole thing, the Dutch were w...

Extra Wiener 122 - Ninja the Final Quiz with Zak Koonce

Seanbaby has prepared a quiz for Brockway and guest Zak Koonce -- one where all the answers come from simply watching and understanding Robert Tai's Ninja: The Final Duel. It is impossible.

Podcasting Day: Shaolin Dolemite with Zak Koonce 🌭

It’s Dogg Zzone 9000 Day, the day where all pods cast dog. This episode we are talking to Zak Koonce, one half of the Auralnauts, to make sense of the 1999 tornado of human insanity, Shaolin Dolemite. It’s 120 minutes of twice-dubbed kung fu glued to 40 s...

Nerding Day: Snailiens 🌭

As we’ve established, everyone wanted a piece of that delicious Ninja Turtles pizza pie in the early ’90s. So the creators of Snailiens must have thought, ok, what made the turtles so huge? They’re little green guys with shells… what else is small, green, and has a shell? Snails! It’s snails, goddamnit it! And uh… they’re aliens! Snailiens! We’re gonna be rich! By god, boys, in a year’...

Nerding Day: Mary Kate and Ashley in Action – Fast Food Fight!

In the early 2000s, corporations could, and did, stick Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’s face on any product and sell it to tweenage girls. I know because I was one of those girls. If Mary-Kate and Ashley said the Iraq war was kewl, I would have enlisted at 14. I almost did after reading the 2023-05-08 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Nerding Day: Stardust, Part 2 🌭

So! We meet again, do-gooder. Last week you fell under the power of Stardust the Super Wizard, a superhero with the abilities of Superman cubed but the mercy of the square root of Ghost Rider.

He was entirely the product of Fletcher Hanks, a cartoonist who dreamed of a fine...

Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Please Google This Revelation Road Director Gabriel Sabloff 🌭

Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we bake cakes of each other’s faces and devour them in secret places.

But this isn’t about us. This is about you. Did you know you’re awesome? Because you are. We have proof!

First let’s check in on Sissyneck Corner, where the love of a good woman and the love of a goo...

Extra Wiener 121 - A Hulk's Life, Part 2 with Dan McQuade

Brockway and Dan McQuade impossibly stick around for another Seanbaby's Book Game about the Hulk Hogan autobiography. This time knowing full well one of the categories we're reading from is "erotic."

Podcasting Day: World Bodybuilding Championship, Part 2 with Dan McQuade 🌭

Welcome back to 1900HOTDOG’s coverage of Vince McMahon’s World Bodybuilding Federation Championship, Part 2, with special gu...

Upsetting Day: V the Musical

Moon landing denial taps powerful human drives. Fear of change. Insecurity. Mean homeroom teachers. So you might doubt that 4chan’s gaming board made a musical.

And you’re right. They made ten. Eleven if this runs late.

“Album” is more accurate, and still baffling. Comedy’s stock enemies are ...

Learning Day: Become a Man of Confi-DANCE

Sometimes when you look at a book title, you can hear the implied flourish it’s meant to be pronounced with. You can’t properly say the title of this book out loud without a full performance.

Tons of self-help books will tell you how to gain confidence, but only one teaches a patented system for confi-DA...

Fucking Day: Cookbooks for Fuckin'

Hi, I’m the Internet’s Seanbaby, and I need a snack that makes me climax more than once. “Tough luck,” says artichoke dip. Until now. We’re reading Multi-Orgasmic Diet: Delicious Meal Recipes that Helps You Squirt and Orgasm Multiple Times by Marvin Sidwell, published in 2020 by Marvin Sidwell.

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Learning Day: The Ghostphone 🌭

Communion is a movie about jazz dancing with aliens, and hats. Hats for all occasions. Christopher Walken plays a character so insane that Christopher Walken thought it was a bit much. Christopher Walken stepped outside of himself for possibly the only time in his life and thought “WHOA, Christopher Walken,THIS is rid…iculous.” You probably read “dancing aliens...

Extra Wiener 120 - A Hulk's Life, Part 1 With Dan McQuade

Seanbaby breaks down the categories of Hulk Hogan's biography and reads them at Brockway and guest Dan McQuade. This is a prosecutable felony.

Podcasting Day: World Bodybuilding Federation 1 with Dan McQuade 🌭

It’s an all beef, maximum meat Podcasting Day! We invited one of our favorites, Defector’s Dan McQuade, back on the show to discuss the most bulging failure in the history of sports entertainment! It’s Vince McMahon’s World Bodybuilding Federation. 2023-04-26 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Nerding Day: Stardust, Part 1 🌭

Hey, you—with the love handles: how would you like to fistfight Old Testment God?

That was the trick question asked in each issue of Stardust the Super Wizard, a comic about an omnipotent, unelected space-sheriff who only had one combat level, meaning horrified mobsters suffered the same ferocious punishment as galactic warlords, and it was The Infinity Gauntlet #4 treatment. 2023-04-25 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Upsetting Day: The Goop Mother's Day Gift Guide

Everyone has probably heard of Goop, Gwyneth Paltrow’s website, where she sells lousy health advice and snake oil she claims will cure your depression. Sorry, the government told her to stop selling that, so she recently took a hard pivot into...

Punching Day: Fighting the Pain Resistant Attacker 🌭

We all know pain is the best way to defeat a calm, rational enemy. But what if you’re fighting a man too insane to feel karate? Or too drunk to know when to die!? In 2010, Loren W. Christensen came up with a solution. It is my great, eye-gouging honor today to show you his book called FIGHTING the Pain Resistant Attacker (fighting drunks, dopers, the deranged and others who tolerate pain). 2023-04-21 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Nerding Day: The Mortal Kombat Live Tour Promo

I’m really going to do it. I’m going to write 2,000 words about a six-minute interview between Los Angeles weatherman Mark Kriski-

And his interviewee-

That’s Sidney Liufau, a Polynesian martial artist who ...

Extra Wiener 119 - An All Beef Book Game with Bryan Stratton

We need to do something fun with Bryan Stratton to apologize for making him talk about Frank Miller's Holy Terror for 90 minutes, so Seanbaby brought a lighthearted game featuring a book by... Doris Sanford and Graci Evans? Bryan's never coming back. Brockway might be going with him.

Podcasting Day: Frank Miller's Holy Terror with Bryan Stratton 🌭

This week we have Bryan Stratton from the Marvel by the Month podcast on the Dogg Zzone 9000. MbtM is a whimsically exhaustive podcast chronicling eve...

Punching Day: Karate Rock 🌭

If there’s one thing I’ve picked up from reading this fine website, it’s that there’s an ideal medium for learning the ancient science of self-defense: words and still photographs. However, I recently discovered on a trip to my local record store/drug front that I could find equally effective teaching tools there. Today I’m gonna crown the best people-kicking tutorial done through music 2023-04-18 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post