The 2015 film Mortdecai, no second half of sentence. I’ve already said more about the 2015 film Mortdecai than anyone has in 8 years, and from a direction I cannot point I feel a great sleeping darkness being awoken. Greetings, which is Mortdecai for hi, today we’re talking about the social media campaign for the 2015 film Mortdecai and it’s called:
2023-04-07 12:00:59 +0000 UTC
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Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we karaoke duet all eight minutes of Meat Loaf’s “I’d Do Anything For Love” except we don’t sing the “(But I Won’t Do That)” parts.
But this isn’t about us. This is about you. Did you know you’re awesome? Because you are. We have proof!
First let’s check in on Sis...
2023-04-06 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby pollutes his own book game with Janet Perr's extremely racial "cute slang dictionaries." It's a game of Russian Roulette and every chamber is filled with dog slurs, except one that's only loaded with Garfield. Let's reiterate: Brockway and guest, Lydia Bugg, are RELIEVED when they land on Garfield.
2023-04-05 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Because society has ended, we’re doing a MILF Manor podcast. You can listen to it here, but don’t. We’re doing it to 2023-04-05 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes Hello i just had my mind real opened up by a new book and im pretty excited to tell you all about it and maybe you can join me in a new way of seein and understandin the world:
Yup if your like me the title alone is probly given you that kinda cascadin -whoa- feelin about the possibilities and implicatio...
2023-04-04 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
In this article, I will attempt to answer the age-old question of who would throw a better party: Regis Philbin & Kathie Lee Gifford… or Garfield. Both have released books on how to throw a party, something I wasn’t sure you could not know how to do. A party is just a bunch of people getting together, taking their shirts off, and beating each other up. It is impossible to fuck up. And y...
2023-04-03 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, where are the clowns? More clownly, why am they? Clowns are hidden, forever, and hidden. They are both clown and clown. How is clown, clown teeth. Clowns definitely aren’t maybe, or is it? Hello again, I’m Seanbaby and here is reason: I’ve recently finished reading GOD’S CLOWNS: MESSENGERS OF THE GOOD NEWS.
One of the most dangerous parts of WikiHow is every part. It’s a trap by a primitive AI to cull the weak so only premium brains make it to the human battery farms. Especially heinous are the “lifestyle” articles where WikiHow advises their readers – unattended head wound patients, all – to abandon their entire lives to be a suburban Dothraki instead. I already wrote about 2023-03-30 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Seanbaby ain't done book gamin'! Brockway and guest Jason Pargin are obligated by the social contract to stay while Seanbaby continues to absolutely batter them with terrible books by human beings who never quite had a thought.
2023-03-29 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Not everything has a reason. Sometimes chaos is the answer you choose for a question no one asked. Hi, we had best-selling author Jason Pargin on the show, and to remind everyone about his upcoming book, Zoey i...
2023-03-29 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
In the early '90s, computer animation was still in its infancy. Shows like Transformers: Beast Wars and ReBoot by Mainframe Entertainment and the decidedly more Christ-like Veggietales from this period have managed to stick in the public consciousness, but one CGI TV series from the era seems to have slipped out of history: Insektors. Produced by French studio Fan...
2023-03-28 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
PureFlix, the Christian alternative to Netflix, has several categories of “family friendly” films for Christians to enjoy. Categories include Talking Dog, Romance in a World Where Horny Doesn’t Exist, Rip-Offs, and Rip-Offs with Kevin Sorbo (the fancy rip-offs). One of their high budget secular media rip-offs is the Revelation Road series, the lord's answer to Mad Max 2023-03-27 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
In 1985, a graphic designer named Janet Perr won a Grammy Award for Best Recording Package. Twenty two years later she thought, "I have an idea." She was wrong.
Yiddish for Dogs is not what it sounds like. It's not what anything should be really. It's a 75-word Yiddish dictionary, only you'r...
2023-03-24 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostTo my hottest of dogs,
Tragedy of tragedies, I cannot yet return to your loving bosom as my quest for personal revenge, while successful, has yielded another quest for revenge – this time against me, for the original revenge. Too late I see the trap. When revenging, one m...
2023-03-23 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway has another, somehow worse game for Seanbaby and guest Alex Schmidt: Guess the hook and title of the anime or manga Brockway picked out, based only on generic episode or issue descriptions. Sounds straightforward, but remember what kind of anime Brockway watches.
2023-03-22 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostThis week we’re joined by Alex Schmidt, from the Secretly Incredibly Fascinating podcast, and right here. It’s the same guy! Secretly Incredibly Fascinating recently gained a co-host, Hot Dog staple and Bar...
2023-03-22 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostWho were your favorite superheroes in the 90s? The Power Rangers? The X-Men? How about the Balloonatiks? What's that? You don't remember the Balloonatiks?
Ok, I'm about to declare something, and it will be controversial. I think we should ban children from masks. This is not satirical. This is a real opinion that I hold, and nothing will change it, not even a movie about a shy child with a heart of gold learning to come out of their shell with the help of an enchanted Mickey Rooney mask. Wait, it’s also not about Covid. We’re talking non-prescript...
2023-03-20 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostMario Corelli is a very stupid man from a faraway land whose skills include 2023-03-17 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
My dearest fellow Hot Dogs,
I hope this letter finds you well. I am away this week pursuing a quest of personal vengeance, but hold you always in my heart. I have included here a memento of a better time, updated for your pleasurement.
Wellest regards, 2023-03-16 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Seanbaby brought a joke book from 1983 about a cultish sex movement written by insane, bigoted Harvard professors. Zak Koonce and Brockway tried to survive it.
2023-03-15 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostPower Slap: Road to the Title, is a show about a fighting league where men slap. To be more clear, it's a style of fighting where men with nothing to live for flip a coin to see which one gets knocked out. It's the sad parts of violence without the skill of martial arts pinned to a r...
2023-03-15 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostHere’s two cursed children’s books, published on the 2023-03-14 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
We don't talk enough about Katy Keene. In my opinion, Katy Keene is the heart of the weird/horny vibe that permeates the Archie universe; she's the primordial ooze of the Archies, and yet Archie comics has never respected her. They literally misspelled her name the first time it ever appeared...
2023-03-13 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostIn 1991, floppy-dicked idiot, Gregory Godek, released a stupid book called 1001 Ways to Be Romantic. It was a huge hit. Then he moved some words around and released 1001 More Ways to Be Romantic. Then he did it again, at least a dozen different times. After a decade and a ha...
2023-03-10 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we shave each other’s names in our fades.
But this isn’t about us. This is about you. Did you know you’re awesome? Because you are. We have proof!
First let’s check in on
Seanbaby traps Brockway and Dan McQuade in a small space and reads them Hip Hop for Dogs until they both die from it.
2023-03-08 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostWe sometimes do a bit here at 1900🌭's Dogg Zzone 9000 where we invite talented and brilliant guests onto the show and then spend an hour talking about just the dumbest shit. And I'm sure that's what it looks like today, where Defect...
2023-03-08 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostYes well its my turn again and today we have a important story to tell so gather round and have a seat criss-cross apple-style. Once Upon A Time there was a special group of people who got together because of their maybe uncomm...
2023-03-07 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostIn 2014, the year of gamergate, the cookbook industry recognized a problem: straight men need to eat, but food is sort of gay? There had to be a way to get sustenance into men's bodies without emasculating them through the womanly art of cooking, which is up there with giving birth and interp...
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