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Podcasting Day: The Man vs. The People of Comedy, with Jason Pargin 🌭

Joining us this week is friend of The 🌭 Zzone and beloved author of Zoey Punches the Future in the Dick, ...

Extra Wiener - Jason Pargin Plays a Suspiciously Normal WikiWhy

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Nerding Day: Lexx 🌭

You know how sometimes your friend tells you there's a Sci-Fi TV show about deep space travel where the ship is alive, and you're like, "Oh neat, what's it called?"

And then they say, "And the ship has a toilet mouth and eats the passenger's poop."

So you're like, "Stop selling, man. I've alread...

Learning Day: How'd You Like to be the Iceman? 🌭

Hello! I’m here to show you a pop song from 1899. That’s right: the long-ago year 1899. I’m like a time traveler. I am basically H.G. Wells. But a version of H.G. Wells where the initials stand for something dirty (“Horny Guy”?). Because this pop song is secretly a sexual time machine.

2021-06-14 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Punching Day: South Asian Movie Posters

Once, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few things, and to surf a tsunami with Kurt Russell. It succeeded in two of those goals, before getting piledriven into the dirt by corporate scavengers. Some of its archives have been dele...

Teamworking Day: Dirty Tennis 🌭

Last month we looked at Couch Potato Workout, an aerobics instructional spoof for the home video market. It was one joke, the obvious one, immediately driven into the ground with a touch of N...

Podcasting Day: The Great Cosby Hunt 🌭

Happy Podcasting Day! A few weeks ago we called you all cowards who wouldn’t dare listen to a long and terrible podcast...

And you guys loved it!

So we did it again.

That’s how it works. If you tell us you like to be tortured, we’re going to torture you. It’s more ...

Extra Wiener - Guess Who... Sucks? With Lydia Bugg

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Punching Day: Charles Fitzgerald - ADVENTUROUS MOON BALL COP 🌭

Several weeks ago, for reasons no good decision maker would ever understand, I was reading an issue of Mr. District Attorney. It's a comic from the late '40s about a district attorney who punches. It wasn't this one where he really fucked up infiltrating The Law Offices of Fishhead, Lionman, Wolfow...

Fucking Day: Ally McBeal's Ass CPR Episode 🌭

If there were a Yikes That Didn't Age Well Olympics, Ally McBeal would be a shoe-in for the gold. Earlier this year, I was so out of feel-good television, and still not at all feeling good, that I thought I should watch the series and write something about this classic '90s show as a whole. But I o...

Upsetting Day: ANGELIC DEFENDERS & DEMONIC ABUSERS 🌭

Kerth Barker is an author who survived a childhood of Satanic Nazi mind control cannibals to sort of "expose" them. Today, we're going to read his "real" life story re-published just two years ago, ANGELIC DEFENDERS & DEMONIC ABUSERS. It's going to be troubling! Stupid! Seriously, it's Upsettin...

Learning Day: Lydia Goes to Kid Rock's Big Ass Honky Tonk and Rock 'N Roll Steak House

Pre-vaccination I liked to joke that once I was vaccinated, I would lick an outdoor picnic table or touch a stranger's face just for the thrill of it, but I don't really want to do either of those things. I wanted to celebrate my reentry into the world, flex my newfound immunity by descending into filth, bu...

Podcasting Day: The Sound of a Man Yelling Mortal Kombat 🌭

To speak on the subject of Mortal Kombat, Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, and Mortal Kombat, The Dogg Zzone 9000 welcomes back t...

Extra Wiener: Pizza Buddies Watch Super Friends, Episode 6

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Fucking Day: Dick Fight Island, Part 2 🌭

If you missed Dick Fight Island, Part 1, you’re not reading this. You’re already dead by now. The 1900🌭 legions, armed with their new knowledge of and passion for dickfighti...

Hot Dog Appreciation Day: The Dick Fight Bracket

Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard we spend two hours every Sunday just reading sonnets we wrote about each other. Brockway penned one called How Pink Are Thine Spikes? And it opens with “O! To be the paste on thy-” you know what? This...

Upsetting Day: More Email From God For Teens

It's a bold thing to proclaim yourself a voice of God on earth, but lots of authors take a shot at it. Usually, the tone they go for is calm and pious. The authors of more e-mail from God For Teens imagine the voice of God sounding more like a shirtless drunk guy yelling at a Walgreens cashier.

Fucking Day: How to Pick Up Girls!

It's Fucking Day, and I'm going to add an element of fate to today's 🌭. I'm going to close my eyes and grab a random thing from the expansive and disgusting "Sex" section of my library. Okay, I've picked... Eric Weber's HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS! Featuring interviews with 25 beautiful girls!...

Podcasting Day: Creature Feature's Katie Goldin's Golden Age Creature Cwiz! 🌭

Today's Dogg Zzone 9000 is a very special championship battle of wits and knowledge! Sean and Brockway are joined by 2021-05-26 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Extra Wiener - Katie Goldin Enters the Hot Dog Games!

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Reflecting Day: Man Comics Collection Vol. 1

Hi, 🌭s! It's Reflecting Day, and holy shit did I do some reflecting. I went back more than eleven years to put together The Man Comics Collection Volume One! It's got stories from all your favorite classic characters-- Premature Ejaculation Daredevil, Punchmaste...

Fucking Day: Dick Fight Island, Part 1 🌭

Here’s how easy it is to accidentally ruin something beautiful:

Snakes On A Plane became a meme before it was even made thanks to how simple, succinct, and perfectly descriptive that title was. It was a nothing movie with no budget, and yet they landed one of the biggest stars in the world ...

Upsetting Day: Dear Gamepro, I Am A Fucking Psychopath 🌭

You know who used to write letters to GamePro magazine? Lonely, crazy, weird people. People who... you know, that's probably enough intro. I think you get where this is going. I went through the letters section of 80 issues of GamePro and this article is called

2021-05-21 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Fucking Day: Peter Lemongello's Love '76

Who’s your favorite lounge singer? Wayne Newton? Gross. Neil Diamond? Basic. My favorite lounge singer ran an investment scheme on his own identity so he could invent home shopping before getting kidnapped by Major League Baseball players and turning to serial arson. My favorite lounge singer is Peter Lem...

Podcasting Day: Best Game of the Best Games, with Dan Hsu 🌭

For decades, dorks and nerds have been trying to figure out the best video game ever. And it hasn't worked, until now. Brockway and I are joined by former editor-in-chief of Electronic Gaming Monthly and Going Analog creator, ...

Extra Wiener - Dan Hsu Enters the Hot Dog Games!

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Nerding Day: Pokemon Trainer Video

Penn Badgley, the actor who played Gossip Girl in the CW show Gossip Girl, was once asked which acting job he was the least proud of, and he responded with no remorse. "I did a training video for a Pokémon card game where I had to do comedy skits that were played to adults between training lessons...

Nerding Day: The Hood 🌭

If I showed you a comic book starring Cat-Man, Ragman, Pied Piper, and The Hood, you’d yawn the entire time you were cursing the monkey’s paw that granted a DC/Marvel crossover, but only starring D-listers. Then I’d explain: these were the original monikers from the ’40s, and you’d ask, “How rac...

Learning Day: Rockstar Affirmations 🌭

“Daily Affirmations” are self-hypnosis for people who get emotional at Hang In There kitty posters. It’s magic for saps. The basic idea is that you say positive things about yourself until you forget that you’re lying. As a base concept, that’s fine: Internally telling yourself you’re w...

Teamworking Day: Couch Potato Workout 🌭

It’s 1988. You want a VHS tape. You don’t know of what, or even why - you only know that we all need as many VHS tapes as possible to weigh down our bookcases and fluff our 2021-05-13 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post