Knicker Knight

Weekly One-shot Poll (1/29/25)

Vote on which pairing you would like to see me write next week.

Previous Winner: Harry Potter/Romilda Vane

Growth Spurt Chapter 35

“Who gets to go first?” Susan asked.

Hannah and Megan exchanged a look. Moments later, they had grabbed Susan’s sundress, each of them holding a side, and yanked it down.

Susan shouted with surprise, and possibly a bit of pain. It must’ve stung having her clothes ripped off, because it was a ridiculously tight squeeze. Her breasts—barely contained by a bra bigger than any Harry had seen before—bounced wildly as the fabric stretched, groaned, and finally snapped off of ...

Growth Spurt Chapter 34

It was a bright and unseasonably warm day for early autumn when Harry met his favorite Hufflepuff outside the castle. 

He should be saying Hufflepuffs, though, because when he found Susan, she was far from alone. 

People all around were talking and glancing over, and it was easy to see why. Susan Bones was wearing a sundress, an it was barely hanging on for dear life. More than ample cleavage was on display as the fabric strained and strove to cover her curvy body. She w...

No Place Like Home Part 2

Shockingly, life gets a lot better when you have three gorgeous goddesses showing up every day to drain your balls dry. Sometimes it was just Hestia, on other days only Athena showed up, and sometimes it was just Artemis. But often it was two of three of them. 

Percy had never felt so satisfied before. He’d lived ever since puberty with an incredibly overactive lust. At first he thought it was normal; it wasn’t until Hestia diagnosed it as godly libido that he found out what th...

No Place Like Home Part 1 (Percy/Hestia/Athena/Artemis)

Percy Jackson had grown up.

He didn’t think that was a bad thing, but he couldn’t deny that life wasn’t exactly like he expected. So much happened in his teenage years, yet now that he was approaching twenty, things were almost suspiciously calm. And yet… Well, he couldn’t help but feel that things used to be better.

The idea of days like this were what he fought for through every battle. He thought that he would live out his days with Annabeth, start a family, and enjoy...

Growth Spurt Chapter 33

I'll be doing the Poll Winner Oneshot from last week tomorrow. I haven't forgotten it, it's just a little longer than a normal chapter, so I was waiting for the weekend to finish it.

“Potter,” Draco said with a sneer. “Where's the Mudblood and the Blood Traitor? Don’t tell me you finally got tired of dealing with them. Not that I could blame you. Bad breeding only causes—”

“Shut up Draco,” Harry said.

The blond blinked, his mouth hanging open....

Growth Spurt Chapter 32

“So… Are you going to spoil what you wanted that favor for?” Harry asked.

Ginny kneeled before him. Her head moved around, changing angles and bouncing up and down as she licked Harry’s crotch in every spot she could reach. It was a testament to just how sexually exhausted that orgy had left Harry that even a stunning redhead basically sucking him off wasn’t enough to make his dick harden.

Ginny wasn’t trying to get him hard, fortunately. She was just cleaning him up. ...

Growth Spurt Chapter 31

“Wait!” Lavender said, holding up her hands.

Harry stopped. He had been advancing on the bed where she and Parvati were perched, certain that Lavender’s request was going to boil down to having him fuck her. It was only in character. Lavender knew what she liked, and what she liked was good heavy sex.

But her palms were extended toward Harry, telling him to stop, so Harry did, looking at her curiously.

“I haven’t said what my favor is yet,” Lavender said.

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Weekly One-shot Poll (1/22/25)

Vote on which pairing you would like to see me write next week.

Previous Winner: Percy Jackson/Artemis/Athena/Hestia (PJO)

A Day Before the Ball (Commission)

Hermione, Pansy and Fleur decide to make a bet. When Harry finds out via a certain younger sister, he makes an easy choice and decides to hijack it to suit his own needs. Harry/Hermione/Fleur/Pansy/Gabrielle.

I'll be updating Growth Spurt tonight too, I just couldn't get it done before 8 today, so it'll be going up a few hours later.

One of these days, Hermione was going to have to thank Ronald Weasley for being a prat.

He hadn’t believed Harry didn’t ent...

Growth Spurt Chapter 30

“How about you Demelza?” Harry asked.

“Me?!” Demelza looked alarmed. “I don’t know I— I haven’t thought about it.”

“Just pick something,” Harry said. “Whatever sounds nice.”

“I… I… I want a back rub!” she stammered.

Harry paused, while a few of the other girls looked at her like she was insane.

“A back rub?” Harry asked. “I mean, I can do that. If that’s what you want.”

Demelza was blushing, but she was in too dee...

Growth Spurt Chapter 29

Romilda Vane is technically a year younger than Ginny, but I moved her up one year because I wanted to use her in the story. Also apologies for this chapter being on the shorter side; it was just the best natural stopping point. The orgy will continue tomorrow!

That same evening that he rendezvoused with Parvati in the library, Harry slipped out of the Gryffindor Boys’ dormitory. He walked down the stairs to the common room, careful to keep his steps light. He doubted ...

Growth Spurt Chapter 28

It had taken years, but Hermione might have finally rubbed off on Harry. After all, he was actually enjoying time in the library!

It was probably because he was splitting his focus. Charms homework, while far from the worst class, was a bit dull. But while Harry finished his required essay on locator charms, he was also scanning books for something far more exciting: new spells.

Aberforth’s lessons were as intense as ever. Harry had been to the old man’s bar three times now, a...

One Magic Night Part 2

Clean-up after that one was an absolute nightmare. Harry didn’t mean cleaning up his and Zatanna’s bodies, either, although that had also taken some considerable time.

They had to exorcise the specters, and make sure they were gone for good. Couldn’t be having those possessing any Muggles or even other witches and wizards, using their bodies like dolls until those bodies gave out. That task alone took over an hour to finish. Whatever ritual these criminals used to leave their bodi...

One Magic Night Part 1

The house was three stories tall, with ivy lining its white wood like veins. The shutters shrieked in the wind; the few that were still intact. Its lawn was practically a forest, it was so overgrown, and Zatanna couldn’t suppress a shiver.

“One time, couldn’t the criminals hide out in a five star hotel?” she complained.

“It’s not in their nature,” said the man beside her. “At least it’s not ANOTHER swamp. Swamps are the worst.”

“So much mud,” Zatanna ...

Growth Spurt Chapter 27

Patreon struck this one like, instantly. I think that their filter is catching 'seventh year' and thinks in means a seven year old? I genuinely don't know. The PDF and Epub are below, sorry for the inconvenience.

Weekly One-shot Poll (1/15/24)

Vote on which pairing you would like to see me write next week.

Previous Winner: Harry/Zatanna.

Growth Spurt Chapter 26

Pansy Parkinson flinched at every slight noise.

Slight noises were all that there were. The hallway was completely dark except for the light at the end of her wand. She walked through the hallway, her own footsteps the only thing she could hear.

When she came around a corner and saw the outline of a suit of armor, her heartbeat shot up, before stabilizing as she recognized what she was looking at.

“Fuck,” she muttered. “Fuck!”

Prefect rounds were a normal part ...

Growth Spurt Chapter 25

Harry’s excitement after the broom closet meet up with Susan didn’t alleviate itself for the rest of the afternoon. Fortunately, there was Quidditch practice early that evening. The cool air did him good, and flying was the next best thing after sex for relieving tension.

Harry’s hands squeezed the top of his broom, holding on tightly. A golden shape flitted through his peripherals. As the wind beat his face, Harry pushed his broom to its absolute limits, before forcing his whole ...

Growth Spurt Chapter 24

Harry was eating breakfast the following morning when Hermione sat down across from him. One look at her face showed him that she meant business.

“The D.A. is back,” she said.

“Uh huh,” Harry agreed, wondering where this was meant to be going.

“How well do you know its members?”

“We don’t have to worry about anyone betraying us this time,” Harry said. “We aren’t even doing anything wrong. There’s no Umbridge to punish us for studying in our free...

Growth Spurt Chapter 23

Lavender looked frozen as Hermione’s eyes roved her. The brunette was staring with as much intensity as if her buxom blond roommate was a book. And if anyone knew Hermione, they knew just how seriously she took those.

She leaned in as she stared. Hermione got closer and closer, until eventually, the tip of her pink tongue darted out, and she lapped a dot of semen off of Lavender’s nipple.

“Hey!” Lavender exclaimed, more confused than upset.

“Good taste,” Hermione...

Family Vacation Part 2

Usually, both parts of the Weekly Oneshot will go up on the same day, but these were both on the long side, so I had to take an extra day on them.

Apolline stared very hard at her breakfast in front of her, clinging to it with her eyes like a lifeline.

“He is like a wild beast!” said Gabrielle. “I have never been handled so thoroughly! A single round leaves me exhausted, but he never stops there.”

Fleur nodded proudly. “It is the stamina that...

Family Vacation Part 1

Part 2 will be up tomorrow. I got a bit carried away with this one and stretched it out, but it was a lot of fun to write.

The crowded Mediterranean beach was thick with people. Some were sitting on towels, others were walking across the nearly white sand, and everyone seemed to be talking, filling the air with at least eight different languages. Yet the moment they walked past, everyone went silent.

The four of them picked their way through the crowd, but it parte...

Weekly One-shot Poll (1/8/24)

Vote on which pairing you would like to see me write next week.

Previous Winner: Harry/Appoline Delacour.

Growth Spurt Chapter 22

There was a time in Harry’s life when he would’ve been nervous about what he was about to do, and that wasn't even all that long ago. When he started the D.A. just the year before, it had been almost impossible to escape the voice in his head, whispering what did he know to teach other students? He was younger than some of them. They wouldn't respect him.

But they had. So many of his classmates told him they loved his lessons. Many were so happy with the results that they had talked...

Growth Spurt Chapter 21

Harry was frowning deeply at breakfast the following morning, staring down at a pile of papers stacked in front of him. 

His fun in the Ravenclaw dorm the day before had earned him a detention with Flitwick for missing classes, but that wasn’t what had him in a bad mood. He saw that as a more than fair trade for the sort of fun he had. Instead, it was what he was reading that had his forehead furrowed.

It was a short letter, followed by a long chain of numbers and values, i...

Growth Spurt Chapter 18 (Reupload)

This one also got taken down for teen safety. Still don't know why. If it keeps happening, I might have to look at uploading chapters in just pdf and ePub formats.

Growth Spurt Chapter 20

“Hey girls,” Harry said awkwardly. “I, uh, didn’t mean for you to see this.”

He had oriented himself to face them, his naked body still on full display. As he kneeled on Padma’s bed, his cock faced straight toward the Ravenclaw sixth years, Luna’s juices still dripping off it in slow moving strands. The blond was lying face down beside him, though even that position couldn’t hide the satisfied smile on her lips.

“Look at her,” whispered Sue Li, staring at the b...

Pairing Suggestion Reminder

Hey there! As we come up on the start of a new week, I wanted to send a quick reminder that if you have a specific pairing you want to see on the next Weekly One Shot poll, make sure to send it to me before midnight tomorrow, Monday the 6th.

Pairings should be sent via Patreon direct message, although emailing me or even just commenting it here would also work. So long as I get it before Tuesday, basically. The new poll will go up on Wednesday. As always, thank you for your suppo...

Growth Spurt Chapter 19

Harry’s classes passed smoothly as the week progressed. Although, by now, they were far from the main thing he was worried about. Between teaching himself dueling, sneaking out for lessons with Aberforth, and trying to restart the DA, it was hard to be worried about your grade in Transfiguration.

Not that he slacked off. Charms, Potions, and even Defense he tried his hardest in, despite Snape proving as pathetic a teacher as he’d always been. It was just that classes weren’t Harry...