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[COMIC] Fumbling The Pizzle pages 1-2

What do you mean you DON'T kiss your bros in the privacy of your tavern rooms????

Apologies for the slower than usual updates lately, I've had one hell of a month between personal stuff, home repairs, power outtages, and now water has ran out for the second time this week : | you'd think being forced to roleplay as a 14th century peasant might help with inspiration, but shockingly it hasn't been very conducive to creativity! Either way, we will get through this one way or anot...

[NSFW/LINEART/COMIC] Rizz Capon, Lord of Prickstein.

I don't think I can draw these while binging Florence and The Machine anymore. Time to get the BJ playlist out!

These have been taking a little longer than I anticipated because life decided to crop up its ugly head - which sucks for me, because I need to draw Hans with a fat schnitzel in his mouth yesterday. But point is, thank you all for your patience! Colors are coming soon 😇

[NSFW] The "A" is for ASScended.

This started as a "parody" of the other Ascended Astarion art I made a few months ago, but then I got way too into rendering the nuts & spunk. As one does. Uh. Well. Enjoy!

[NSFW/WIP/COMIC] Fumbling the pizzle pages 2 & 3: now with a 100% more pizzle!

Alternative title: "He isn't going to be this confident for long."

God I CANNOT wait to draw some friggin body hair. It's been SO LONG 😂

[NSFW/SKETCH DUMP] Conducting some crucial tail-related research.

Trust me, this is incredibly important for future projects.

[KCD2] [WIP] The Fumbling Of The Pizzle

Sketch for the opening page of "Fumbling The Pizzle" (should I just keep that title at this point?). Which will HOPEFULLY be a short-ish comic about two guys from the 15th century finding about the wonders of giving sloppy head. Well. One of them will. The other one just gets to enjoy it for the most part.

...Or at least he will as soon as they stop being cute together. Also I have a little bit of dialogue to get out of the way - VERY annoying, I know.

For the non-versed ...

NEW CHARACTER SHEET - Blue or yellow? 🤔🤔🤔

EDIT 2: Quite a split on the color choice! Here's something I thought I'd try after reading the reasons why you guys preferred each hue. I quite like it! I also made all of the text a little bit more bold so that it's hopefully easier to read now.

EDIT: I just caught the double "least" and will be fixing it soon.

I present to you, the new and improved DU drow character sheet! I've been meaning to replace that ANCIENT art that I have on my tumblr's pinned post for ages now 😂

[WIP] Codependency! Now in 3 distinct flavors.

EDIT: Finalized art added! Now I just need to put the sheet to together.

Working on the headshots that will feature in the new character sheet! Including the redeemed, "canon" DU drow that we know and love, Edgelordian Bhaal-embracing DU drow, and a secret third thing 😇

The Up, the Coming, and the Angsty (AKA a schedule update)

Hello! I hope you're all doing well. I've gathered you all here today to review the terrible things my brain has been cooking lately.

(As usual) I have been haunted by a lot of comic ideas that I want to do - all on the shorter side, thankfully, but a lot nonetheless. I STILL don't know which one I want to start with so feel free to voice your preference in the comments!

• "How can you lose so fucking much?" Hans x Henry / Angst.
  A snapshot style, short ...

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[NSFW] These must be the pearly gates I heard so much about.

Someone said he would look good in one those pearl-thongs. They might have been onto something.

[FREE POST] "Oh Darling.... Hours"

One of my favorite comments that I've ever gotten was someone who listed DU drow & Astarion as their favorite couple right alongside Morticia and Gomez Addams - and I've gotten the comparison made a few other times besides that, so it was about time I drew something based on it!

Anyway, I'm enjoying doing a couple of silly, quick pieces to decompress from the slayer comic before picking up the next project... Also admittedly I'm VERY undecided on whether I wanna do more Hor...

[FREE POST] UTI of biblical proportions.

EDIT: Replaced WIP with the final art!

I'm so sorry.

[NSFW] The Slayer and the Vampire XXX

PART 3 PLUS THE WHOLE STRIP IN ITS WHOLE, DISGUSTING GLORY.

And that's enough Slayer -

For now.

If I can help myself.

We will now return to good ol' fashioned gay erotica... And perhaps a little angst! I will make a detailed post updating you guys about my plans soon so we can all be in the loop 😌🍻 tatah!

[NSFW/WIP] Well, I reckon this will be a RESOUNDING finale.

If you can barely tell what's going on - I don't blame you!

[NSFW] This is where all the fancy underwear that he gets ends up.

This one goes out to the tumblr-commenter who accused DU drow of eating his nice lingerie. They were sort of right. They might have just been referring to the wrong end.

Jokes aside, the idea of drawing him in fancy underwear is always nice until I remember that his ass is just going to disappear with half of it.

Okay, sorry- NOW we're going to finish the Slayer comic.

Another quick interest gauge poll!

With only one page of the Slayer comic left, I'd like to know what kind of things you guys are looking forward to! I have a lot of ideas to pick from and this helps me organize them.

Feel free to mix & match options to more specifically express your preferences! (like pairing BG3 Canon + comics + comedy, for example)

Also, I know that Kingdom Come 2/Hansry is going get a minority of votes - that is not going to stop me from drawing more of it next 😌. I'm just curious to kno...

[NSFW] A homage to the robe from the foot comic.

People were really into this look (so was I) so here's a quick, erm, celebration of it. Plus grungy undies version for the social medias.

NOW, back to the slayer comic! Thank you for putting up with my tootsie diversion 🦶

[FREE POST] The reviews are in.

EDIT: Wyll's feet have been edited to combat my poor background color choice.

Do you agree with his ratings? Has this awaken anything in you? Are you on the verge of cancelling your patronage after I've worked on this for 4 days? Do share your thoughts below and don't forget to smash that like button and su-

[WIP] This is what I choose to do with my free will.

EDIT: The tootsies have been colored. Dialogue coming next!

This will only make slightly more sense after the dialogue (and rating system) is added. In the meantime we can all play "guess whose feet".

[WIP] POV: You've gotten home after a long day and started to unlace your New Balance sneakers.

Couple of panels for my dumbest comic yet. Can you guess what it is about?

[NSFW] The Slayer and the Vampire XXX PART 2

Made into a new post because I believe the rendering could POTENTIALLY make it a little bit too - erm - visceral for some folks??? At least enough that it might warrant the CW. I'll be honest though guys, my sense for what crosses the boundary into horror/body horror is really bad nowadays🤦‍♂️ ANYWAYS the boys should be done with their fun after one more part like this!

[NSFW/LINEART] The Slayer and the Vampire XXX PART 2

You spend your whole life learning to draw from life only to come up with inscrutable ideas such as hemipenal monster sounding :| anyway, coloring starts tomorrow!

[NSFW] There's some elf in that drow Feat. Ejoym's Devlin.

EDIT: Added the final version!

Back on Loads for Mastercard duty! Next stop is Oral + Anal, so I quickly borrowed Ejoym's lovely durge Devlin for the task 🥰

[NSFW] The Slayer and the Vampire XXX PART 1

Listen guys, this one is going to be straight out of a x-rated parody. Or the cover of a sexy Heavy Metal magazine. Or both. Either way I hope it's as funny as it is, erm, titillating. I will publish it it in chunk-sized pieces like this and then put the whole thing together in its final part!

[NSFW/WIP] I forgot that in order to make a Slayer comic I need to draw the Slayer several times and now I have regrets.

Help.

...Anyways, I wonder what cute outfit I should put Astarion in for this one 🤔

PS: If you saw me upload the wrong version of this a moment ago, no you didn't.

Upcoming works!

Hello! I hope that everyone is enjoying their day. I wanted to quickly revisit my plans for the next projects and review my new approach to scheduling so far.

As seen in my last update post that I made in early august, I decided that I wanted to shift my focus to more involved pieces - namely comics and artworks that take me more than a single day to complete - as I thought that would be more fulfilling for me creatively, as well as more entertaining for you guys. I definitely have been...

[FINAL/FREE POST] Cities of the Plain/When I would comfort myself against sorrow, my heart is faint in me.

I'M FREE. And pretty happy with the way this turned out!

[WIP] Cities of the Plain

EDIT 2: ALMOST FRIGGIN' DONE

EDIT: Update on the progress!

Another Kingdom Come 2 piece, this one might take me a little while 😩

My hopeless attempt at providing context for the people who haven't played the game (literally as briefly as I possibly could manage to make it, naturally it contains spoilers):
KCD2 takes place during the turn of 15th century Bohemia. Our protagonist, Henry, is a peasant who's lost all of his friends and family to a village...

[NSFW/FINAL] Put your sack on my shoooouuuldeeeer 🎶🎶🎶🎶

EDIT: Just updating it with the finished image now that It's been posted to bluesky (I'm posting these there first as that feels right, given the purpose of the series) The public one also had to have some of Astarion's body cropped out.

Next round for the Loads For Mastercard thing that I'm doing!

[FINAL+WIP] DU Drow with double Ds

Something silly to light up the mood after THAT downer