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A NOVEL EXPERIENCE: teaser for chapter 25.

A short intermission from Astarion's point of view. The rest of the chapter will be from Izzantar's perspective, but there was a little setting up that needed to be done first.

I REALLY appreciate the monumental patience out of everyone who's following along the fic, I hope to have all of the chapter out by the end of the week!

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[COMIC LINES+FINALS] "Baldtash" or "I'm sorry this is the context I decided to draw him in for the first time in months"

This brand new "headcanon" is brought to you by: one of many conversations had with my boyfriend about Gortash's baffling hairstyle choices.

FINALIZED VERSION!

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About iOS app pricing!

Hello everyone! Unfortunately, the day has finally come where the apple store's fees now apply to my account. For now, I have opted to cover this extra cost myself as you can see in my settings, so, hopefully, iphone and ipad users won't actually see an increase in their charges - I may change this in the future, but right now I don't see any need to.

HOWEVER, if you are a recent subscriber (this apparently came into effect 4 days ago) and would rest easier knowing that Apple isn't tak...

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[SLAYER NSFW - SKETCH] 3/4 of Monster Schlong please, and not a crumb more.

Still on vacation! Will be fully back on the 1th as previously stated but I have been holding onto this sketch for a while, and I just really wanted to share it ;)

Hope everyone is having a lovely time and thank you for sticking with me while I take this time off!

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Going on "Staycation"!

Happy Valentines day for those who care to celebrate! Here in my country we have that holiday aaall the way out in june, so admittedly I almost forgot about it myself 😂

But tangential to that topic, my partner will be dropping by tomorrow afternoon and staying for two weeks! Since we are long-distance and only see each other a few times a year, I will be setting work aside for that length of time to enjoy our time together fully. You may still see a few sketches and potentially that ...

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[NSFW] Corellon's Blessing 2 - the boobening

I PROMISE you I will draw something besides tit-worship next 😂But I can't ignore the fact that DU drow WOULD spend a good while enjoying th

I PROMISE you I will draw something besides tit-worship next 😂But I can't ignore the fact that DU drow WOULD spend a good while enjoying those babies.

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[FINAL+LINES] "Can we just stay here a while?"

EDIT: Added the final art, also, here is a little short story that's supposed to go along with it.

Been meaning to draw a snapshot of this scene ❤️

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[PROCESS] Sun king timelapse!

Timelapse, finalize picture, plus the stills from the process gif in the attached file! And yes, you have complete permission from me to use the lineart to practice your own rendering skills!

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[NSFW-ISH] No biting!

Sorry for the tease 😂I was feeling a little stuck with the Sun King drawing and needed to draw something simple to reset my brain. Consider this the unofficial sequel to the corellon blessing comic for the time being ;)

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[WIP] Sun King

Based on the Germanic Warrior with Helmet painting by Osmar Schindler.

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[NSFW-ISH] Corellon's blessing

EDIT: WIPs replaced with the final art!

Ever since I replied to this ask I've been surprised by the number of people who didn't know about Corellon's blessing and that, at some point, elves could just flip sex on a whim LOL I don't think Astarion would be viable considering his vampiric status (or the fact that he'the fantasy equival...

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[SLAYER NSFW] Banana-boating those tiddies

More of the so-called "honeymoon period" of the Bhaal-embracing timeline. This one took me a second because I had to seriously rest my wrist

More of the so-called "honeymoon period" of the Bhaal-embracing timeline.

This one took me a second because I had to seriously rest my wrist recently, but hopefully it was worth the wait! 😇

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[WIP] Help me pick his hair color for I cannot shoulder this burden alone.

EDIT: The final art!

CONTEXT: Behold! A young Astarion studying to become a Magistrate. We're talking early adulthood and several years yet from ever being captured by Cazador. I can't pick his hair shade because every choice feels blasphemous (though I'm leaning blond, personally), so I leave it up to you people.

I tend to think of him as ...

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[WIP] A bebeh.

Got a little too invested in this ask reply. Story of my life.

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[NSFW] Help me, I can't get out of lesbian city.

I've been sidetracked by the ladies once again 🙄 Hopefully now that I got that out of my system I can finish those slayer sketches. I am al

I've been sidetracked by the ladies once again 🙄

Hopefully now that I got that out of my system I can finish those slayer sketches. I am also hoping to have a teaser for the next chapter of A Novel Experience up soon! In the meantime, enjoy the boobs.

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[SUGGESTIVE/ART DUMP] Questionable ask reply, Slayer close & personal, nice hands and painterly sketches.

I suddenly realized I had a backlog.

First three images will eventually turn into posts (the first one is an ask reply that needs to be finished first, but I couldn't resist dumping that here without context) the painterly sketches were just a test that I thought I'd share!

If any of you mind art dumps like these, let me know! I ASSUME it's better than spamming you guys with post after post, but maybe I'm missing something. Either way, It's unlikely that I will always have the amo...

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[NSFW + SKETCHES] I got possessed by the lesbian ghost again

Don't worry, I'm not completely disregarding the poll LOL but I got the itch to draw some ladies yesterday, so I did! Plus I might be rather busy this coming week, so I figured I should leave you all well-fed.

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What would you like for me to focus on next?

Been a while since we've last had a interest-measure poll!

Keep in mind, these are all ideas I want to get to eventually, your voting of one does not make the others less likely to happen - it only pushes them back a little further.

Also, I assure you that I make these because I genuinely have so many concepts that I want to get to, that I often don't know where to start 😅 this is less so setting me up with an obligation and more so providing a little direction, so don't feel b...

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[SLAYER NSFW] We're in the sheath of it now

Out of respect for the reasonable people who may not want to get jumpscared by monster-porn in their email inboxes, I'll make a habit of mak

Out of respect for the reasonable people who may not want to get jumpscared by monster-porn in their email inboxes, I'll make a habit of making the main image a preview like I did here, HOPEFULLY that helps! Feel free to let me know if there's a better alternative.

...ANYWAYS 🌮 👅

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[NSFW/SLAYER FORM/WIP] :3

Only one sketch of many LOL

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[SUGGESTIVE] HAPPY HOLIDAYS + TITTY-GRAB WIP

EDIT: Finalized version of the titty grab now added!

What a title!

I wanted to come here and wish everyone a great end of the year, whether you are spending it with family, friends, or chilling out by yourself with a home-cooked dinner or takeout of choice. I truly hope it's a good, peaceful, or at the very least amusing time (thinking of those who gotta tough through these upcoming days with your, erm, eccentric and drama filled families. We're in this t...

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[FINALS+ WIPS] From tot to thot

EDIT: Finals added! And here is the post that these were made for.

Illustrative little timeline of DU drow's weapons of choice!

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[NSFW] Something something Babygirl

I had a hankering for drow tits after staring at Astarion's for so long 😔now they're even

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[WIP+FINAL] SLAYER FONDLES

EDIT: Final image now added!

Making progress with this one! I'll be honest, it took me like 2 days until I was happy with Astarion's face 🤦‍♂️

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[SUGGESTIVE] Deep in the Pits + sketch process with reference use!

EDIT: FINAL ART!

Drawn reply for a cheeky anon, plus a great example of how I go about using references when I need them!

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[WIP] Slayer Fondles

If you look closely there's some art in this busy-ass sketch, I promise you!

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[NSFW] DU drow reference sheet!

Due to popular request (especially for his scars) , I put together a little reference sheet for the man himself. A SFW version will be going up on tumblr tomorrow - though you guys get to enjoy his little thong made for said purpose right now, LOL.

Thought I'd add the "fresh" state of the butt scar because I realize it doesn't look like much since it healed (terribly).

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[NSFW] Resetting the drow

Had been a minute 😌 (Don't you worry by the way, I promised Slayer action and that's coming! I just have a Lot of WIPS)

Had been a minute 😌

(Don't you worry by the way, I promised Slayer action and that's coming! I just have a Lot of WIPS)

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[PROCESS\NSFW-ISH] I guess you'll just have to suffer, then 😞

Prompted by an ask about Astarion's frigid feet and my utter inability to pass up on the opportunity to draw this guy leisuring half-nude

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[NSFW/SKETCH] Feeling out the slayer form

Nothing is 100% set in stone about the design but I am pretty happy with it I think. My only real goals were: a) to keep it relatively simple and b) to let it retain a degree of humanoid dignity. I want to point out that DU drow's slayer form would still utilize weapons and have a preference for standing on two feet. I'm still undecided on the sword's design, but it would have to have been made specifically for him to use while in this form.

Oh, and the bifurcated hook dick LOL

ED...

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