Of Babysitters and Caretakers - or ‘When Promiscuous Lolis want some Meat' (Loli/Mesugaki X-Over Stories)
WARNING: This is not a ‘single-plotted’ story. It’s a mini-archive for small stories regarding, as the title mentions, Babysitters and Caretakers of the OC/MC kind dealing with lewd brats that are out to get some action. This means Loli action, this means that it’s fiction, this means that some canon logic is secondary due to the c...
2023-04-27 09:39:57 +0000 UTC
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Chubby Wisdom 3 - or ‘The wisdom of Bastardery giving hope to weak-minded morons in a fantasy world of Reverse Sexual Morality’ (Redeemed Ugly Bastard Isekai in a Fantasy World)
A new day, a new sermon, a new hassle by the confessional booth.
“F-Forgive me, father, for I am… a horrible wife!”
I inhaled softly. “Why do you believe so, child?”
The woman known as Alginia was the daughter of the tool shop’s owner, and she was married to one...
2023-04-26 18:59:50 +0000 UTC
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Gaming Nightmare - or 'The Tale of a Failed Path to a New Heaven gone glorious and legendary' (Erma Webcomic Gamer!Young!Insert)
EDIT: This one is a full-on SFW story.
It was morning, but, to a certain boy, he could tell this was not a good day. Not when he woke up in a place that wasn’t his nice bed back home.
8 years-old John Bukharin definitely didn’t go to sleep in any forest or garden or his Mama would have been ups...
2023-04-26 08:56:09 +0000 UTC
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Broken Divinity - or 'The Tale of a Failed Path to a New Heaven gone glorious and legendary' (Absolute Divinity x Genshin Impact Dio!SI)
Edit: It's suggested to read the 'Capitolo Primo' of Absolute Divinity to understand some elements, but most of the story is understandable for new readers.
“I guess Dio will be defeated by Dio.”
“The original against the little impostor.”
2023-04-25 17:47:15 +0000 UTC
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Jumachi! Is it wrong to be a gun-blazing Adventurer in the Dungeon? 3 - or ‘Lord Tachanka willed me to be his Chosen One, so I can gun trouble down with the power of Lead, God and Anime on my side’ (Danmachi, Lord Tachanka's Chosen One!SI)
I am a man with a plan. In most occasions.
This time I would say that the sheer amount of improvisation put behind this move could be defined as ‘silly’, insane, and, if one has to be quite vitriolic about my decision-ma...
2023-04-25 16:44:19 +0000 UTC
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Chubby Wisdom 2 - or ‘The wisdom of Bastardery giving hope to weak-minded morons in a fantasy world of Reverse Sexual Morality’ (Redeemed Ugly Bastard Isekai in a Fantasy World)
There is something very odd in being called a ‘demon’.
In my youth, as a terrible youngster that hustled many relationships to land in the bed with naughty MILFs, this was a common insult and one that grew to matter little to me. But as I took steps into this new life, I have to sa...
2023-04-25 07:54:42 +0000 UTC
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Chubby Wisdom - or ‘The wisdom of Bastardery giving hope to weak-minded morons in a fantasy world of Reverse Sexual Morality’ (Redeemed Ugly Bastard Isekai in a Fantasy World)
The life of a Holy Man is one of dedication and understanding.
Notions such as traditions, troubles, and moral qualms can exert the duties and rights a priest should abide to for the sake of just and warranted wisdom and openness.
To many, the call comes as early as the beginning o...
2023-04-24 18:24:43 +0000 UTC
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Butler, Coach, Lover 2 - or ‘The moment I took sympathy for a poor orphaned girl was where life screwed me again!' (ViVid Strike!, SI!Butler/Coach)
The first thing that I helped Rinne deal with was not training. It was finding a ‘clever’ solution to her bully issue.
Now, the school system in any country or dimension has a tendency to have a bit of a ‘stunted understanding’ when it comes to helping a victim be separated from a criminal. And Rinne’s circ...
2023-04-23 14:38:34 +0000 UTC
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April Story Concepts Poll Results 3!
1) Continuation of an Existing Story Concept (Spiritually Driven - MotoBukha - Jumachi);
2) Chubby Wisdom - (Redeemed Ugly Bastard Isekai in a Fantasy World);
3) Broken Divinity - (Absolute Divinity x Genshin Impact Dio!SI);
4) Gaming Nightmare - (Erma Webcomic Gamer!Young!Insert) - Patron Choice-Derivation;
Note for those that missed it: those are the results. 'Votes' happening in the comments of this post w...
2023-04-23 12:32:59 +0000 UTC
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Butler, Coach, Lover - or ‘The moment I took sympathy for a poor orphaned girl was where life screwed me again!' (ViVid Strike!, SI!Butler/Coach)
I am not sure if this dimension was one of those based on an anime or not but… I have a feeling this very scene made it one.
Perhaps I should offer some retrospective on the topic. It all started a couple of years ago. It was 074 by the calendar adopted by this very human and yet very magical society when I ‘happen...
2023-04-22 19:26:53 +0000 UTC
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Beyond Control 12 - or ‘I refuse to be Controlled, so I will attain the [Heavens] to not get dommed by a certain redhead Control Devil' (Chainsaw Man, SI!)
There is a particular reason why I saw the International Assassins Arc as a dreadful experience to go through.
Specifically, I found the various antagonists coming out of the woodwork somewhat frustrating to fully track down. I had three groups to target, the first one being the Santa Clauses (plus the dipshi...
2023-04-22 15:09:13 +0000 UTC
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How to NOT Biohazard 4 - or ‘I am the one handling the money, so my plans have some relevance’ (Resident Evil UmbrellaExec!SI)
Gadiwell was a ‘what if’ of what a successful surviving city to a zombie invasion should look like.
Most of the place still looked to have been suffering some third world-type disaster that severely destroyed any form of ‘sanity’ for many locals. Many people had been kidnapped, and most of those had been turned into zombies tha...
2023-04-21 14:41:40 +0000 UTC
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All patreons can now vote on the order of the options that will be entertained for this first week. Next poll will be made available on April 28th.
Warning: Options relating to 'Tatsu-boy' will be disregarded since it will get a thread quite soon once I am done releasing up to the latest update to the public snippet thread.
Warning(b): Any votes including 'Tatsu-boy' will be rendered void.
2023-04-21 09:20:22 +0000 UTC
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At the Gator’s 6 - or ‘I am Croc or Waylon, but no Killer’ (DC Comics/DCAU, Killer Croc!SI)
Paranoia is not a trait many shamed in Gotham if there is a rightful reason to be worried about something bad coming your way.
In my case, I had been hearing a few ‘awkward’ rumors where the Joker had heard of the ‘Batman visit’. It was no secret that criminals were keeping track of where the Dark Knight tended to go so as to not stumble on the man doing his b...
2023-04-20 19:21:09 +0000 UTC
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Try 'em all! 2 - or ‘This was not the Journey to be the Very Best I was hoping for' (Pokemon, Anthroverse SI)
Lucy had been confused to wake up with a Darkrai in bed, but she was ultimately convinced by what I told her.
I was sure it was less about ‘being reasonable’ with my excuse and more on the ‘Master is good, so he is trustworthy’. Helpful, but really telling of how awkward this would end up being in potential messes in the near future. Darkrai was ...
2023-04-20 09:04:42 +0000 UTC
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Unsubmissive and Unbreedable - or ‘Thanks, but I am not interested in being part of that Dead Meme, Cynder!’ (Spyro, Human!SI)
I could tell it was going to be one of those ‘unique’ days when I woke up somewhere that was not my bed and with a circumstance that would soon see me flee the scene with a dragon after my ass.
This first sentence sounds preposterous, I know, but I didn’t get much of a chance to understand it myself at a first glance when… I ju...
2023-04-19 09:09:51 +0000 UTC
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By the Thunderous Hammer 3 - or ‘In a world of uncertainty, the Hammer of Justice strikes Thunderously' (GoT/ASoIaF BaratheonBastard!SI)
Go in, hear what the fuck Bobby B wanted from me, get out, be happy.
That was the simplest plan ever. Which is why I had good reasons to worry it was going to get butchered on first contact. I had my hammer, the helmet still on me, so I wasn’t utterly defenseless.
The issue was that I was now deep in the Stark-Baratheon...
2023-04-18 18:58:30 +0000 UTC
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Jumachi! Is it wrong to be a gun-blazing Adventurer in the Dungeon? 2 - or ‘Lord Tachanka willed me to be his Chosen One, so I can gun trouble down with the power of Lead, God and Anime on my side’ (Danmachi, Lord Tachanka's Chosen One!SI)
John Bukharin - Level 1
Power: H142
Endurance: H128
Dexterity: H181
Ability: H138
Magic: H197
Abilities:
Gunpowder Arsenal (Rank - E)
Waking up wi...
2023-04-17 19:56:41 +0000 UTC
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Jumachi! Is it wrong to be a gun-blazing Adventurer in the Dungeon? - or ‘Lord Tachanka willed me to be his Chosen One, so I can gun trouble down with the power of Lead, God and Anime on my side’ (Danmachi, Lord Tachanka's Chosen One!SI)
EDIT: Explanation for ‘non-believers’ - ‘Lord Tachanka’ is from Rainbow 6 Siege and he got quite a memetic divine power to himself due to his absurd equipment grade.
EDIT 2: Why Jumachi? Ju (銃) is 'Gun' in J...
2023-04-17 09:39:59 +0000 UTC
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Alcides the Berserker 4 - or ‘My Twin Sister and I go through a wild journey in Ancient Greece’ (Fateverse, Herakles!SI)
EDIT: A bit of a serious lore-related discussion at the end of the chapter as I found a severe dissonance between the original ‘timeline’ offered by Hesiod about Greek mythology and the one the Nasuverse is based about.
Also, Ref for <...
2023-04-16 18:30:16 +0000 UTC
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April Story Concepts Poll Results 2!
1) Continuation of an Existing Story Concept (At the Gator's - MotoBukha - By the Thunderous Hammer);
2) Is it wrong to be a gun-blazing Adventurer in the Dungeon? (Danmachi, Lord Tachanka's Chosen One!SI);
3) Unsubmissive and Unbreedable - (Spyro, Human!SI) - Patron Suggestion;
Note for those that missed it: those are the results. 'Votes' happening in the comments of this post will be disregarded.
2023-04-16 12:24:50 +0000 UTC
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Spiritually Driven 9 - or ‘The Traveler is ‘God’, but I am quite the Messiah in this Dark World’ (Destiny/Destiny II, Spirit!SI)
“Why does it have to leave all the time?”
I sighed softly, having gotten accustomed to ‘Hash’ and her curious but ‘blunt’ personality. It was similar to how Xi Ro once behaved but… with a hint more of intrigue towards the reasoning of some complex things that she couldn’t simply explain in a few words.
Nokri...
2023-04-15 19:50:33 +0000 UTC
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A Truth Best Served Delicious - or ‘Cooking shall be the key to the deepness of souls rather than mere desire’ (Food Wars Asahi!SI)
I am not a Master Chef, nor I expected myself to easily become one as I woke up in the body of a young Asahi from Food Wars.
I would love to add a last name to myself, but what I had was a Japanese name as a US citizen, a rather frustrated mind as I...
2023-04-14 19:48:17 +0000 UTC
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All patreons can now vote on the order of the options that will be entertained for this first week. Next poll will be made available on April 21st.
Warning: For this month I will go for three options as April is Commission month!
Warning 2: Options relating to 'Tatsu-boy' will be disregarded since it will get a thread quite soon once I am done releasing up to the latest update to the public snippet thread.
2023-04-14 08:58:57 +0000 UTC
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The Red Ascendant 5 - or ‘It is now my duty to protect' (Pokémon, Zirca 2036 OC-I)
Kingston hated these halls.
The Champion had been so keen to keep the old League Manor, but had taken great joy in ‘refitting’ them with the kind of pristine and pure white and formal gray that turned this into a ‘fine institution’.
A slanderous choice considering the rotten structure of the league itself, but enough to keep the bastard smug while ‘celebrating’ ...
2023-04-13 19:08:17 +0000 UTC
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Mechanically Attractive 2 - or ‘There’s a need for pipe-cleaning that goes beyond the tanks’ (Girls Und Panzer, Tank Mechanic!MC)
Nishizumi Maho was quite tired.
The unnecessary length and extension of the training session this month had been far too grueling for her tastes- it got to the point that she filed a report to be more lax in that regard. As much as a student s...
2023-04-13 13:38:28 +0000 UTC
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By the Thunderous Hammer 2 - or ‘In a world of uncertainty, the Hammer of Justice strikes Thunderously' (GoT/ASoIaF BaratheonBastard!SI)
The Greyjoy Rebellion is one of those ‘major interbellum events’ in this series that is not as expanded as I feel it truly was now.
The attack on Lannisport, the raid on Seagard… those were ‘relevant attacks’. The Greyjoy Navy was massive enough to commit some rapid ‘hit-n-run’ assaults which looted many of the mi...
2023-04-12 19:59:09 +0000 UTC
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By the Thunderous Hammer - or ‘In a world of uncertainty, the Hammer of Justice strikes Thunderously' (GoT/ASoIaF BaratheonBastard!SI)
When I was (re)born, a storm was raging outside that dark structure of wood.
To many of those within the convoy of chariots and carts that was making its way up in the North, towards Winterfell, this was a grim sight. To the woman that was holding me, weakly and yet so warmly, this was a sign of goodness.
Despite the muddy ...
2023-04-11 15:13:48 +0000 UTC
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At the Gator’s 5 - or ‘I am Croc or Waylon, but no Killer’ (DC Comics/DCAU, Killer Croc!SI)
There is just something interesting when you are a bystander of a potential crime… but ending up helping with a call to the police didn’t feel like much.
At least, I wasn’t paying much attention to this as I had been focusing on helping Louise around rather than being an ‘active protector’ or something like that. It happened as I was out for an early morning...
2023-04-10 09:17:02 +0000 UTC
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April Story Concepts Poll Results 1!
1) Continuation of an Existing Story Concept (At the Gator's - Alcides the Berserker - Spiritually Driven);
2) By the Thunderous Hammer (GoT/ASoIaF BaratheonBastard!SI);
3) A Truth Best Served Delicious (Food Wars Asahi!SI) - Patron Suggestion;
Note for those that missed it: those are the results. 'Votes' happening in the comments of this post will be disregarded.
2023-04-09 16:02:49 +0000 UTC
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