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Try 'em All! 1

Try 'em all! - or ‘This was not the Journey to be the Very Best I was hoping for' (Pokemon, Anthroverse SI)

Ah yes, Pokemon.

I should have known that a big-tiddy anthro Arceus promising me the ‘best life’ ever into a version of the Pokeworld by starting with an unique starter was bound to leave me in a precarious situation. And no, it wasn’t an economic or social situation the main issue I was dealing with-

It was a ‘circumstantial’ one tied to o...

Mr. Bukharin's NEET Dragon 1

Mr. Bukharin's NEET Dragon - or ‘I like Peace, so I will become the finest Human NEET in history!' (Miss Kobayashi's Maid Dragon SI)

In the Dragon World, there are three major rules that no one tend to disobey without due reason:

1- Do not cause a war with Humans;

2- Be respectful of the Gods and worship them with true faith in them;

3- If Tiamat says she doesn’t give a fuck about factionalism, there is a damn good reason to not piss her off with u...

At the Gator's 4

At the Gator’s 4 - or ‘I am Croc or Waylon, but no Killer’ (DC Comics/DCAU, Killer Croc!SI)

It was Sunday, and Louise was not having that much fun from the loud huff ripping through her lips at the umpteenth failure.

To be fair, I was slowly getting frustrated with myself as I wanted to help her more than I was, but I was unprepared for the particular ‘twitches and feelings’ of cryokinesis. What I knew was that she produced Ice on command but lacked the ...

Story Suggestions! (April)

As promised, each month all Gulag Border Guards, Gulag Officers, Gulag Chiefs, and Gulag Officers Commanders can offer suggestions for the ensuing poll for new story concepts to write for the month. The suggestion will be repeated as a stable element in the Weekly Polls.

March Story Concepts Poll Results 5!

March Story Concepts Poll Results 5!

1) Continuation of an Existing Story Concept (At the Gator's - Tatsu-boy - Spiritually Driven);

2) Mr. Bukharin's NEET Dragon (Miss Kobayashi's Maid Dragon SI);

3) Try 'em all! (Pokemon, Anthroverse SI);

Note for those that missed it: those are the results. 'Votes' happening in the comments of this post will be disregarded.

Snake in Worm's Clothing 4

Snake in Worm’s Clothing 4 - or ‘This feels familiar, and yet Shinji does get some Ws against Zouken’ (Fateverse, Shinji!SI)

“Why can’t I… feel the need to kill you?”

This was not the greeting I was expecting while talking with someone like Ryougi Shiki, but I have a feeling it was the best one I could hear. To put it in a blunt way, Shiki has a thing that made her want to kill anything alive and, for some reason I wasn’t aware of but that I was gl...

Chaos for Idiots! 1

Chaos for Idiots! - or ‘My lovely ass if force-isekai’d in a world of Order and Chaos… and I am not stuck with a Chaotic Moron!’ (Knighthood Chaotic!SI)

I would normally take a calm moment to lay out my bad situation if I am entertaining a mental monologue but-

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! You shall all be consumed by chaos- GAH! Stop spanking me!”

We were in a bit of a rough spot and we couldn’t afford any chit-chatting with either our thoughts ...

Alcides the Berserker 3

Alcides the Berserker 3 - or ‘My Twin Sister and I go through a wild journey in Ancient Greece’ (Fateverse, Herakles!SI)

Athens is in a bit of a cesspool-tier situation.

I am not trying to diss a bad administration, but rather stating a matter of fact as the reasons driving pestilence and sickness in town was divine retribution.

Iphi and I didn’t enter the city just for that very reason, but we were granted some ‘insight’ on the situation by a goat...

March Story Concept Poll 5

All patreons can now vote on the order of the options that will be entertained for this first week. Next poll will be made available on April 7th.

Warning: For this month I will go for three options as April is Commission month!

Snake in Worm's Clothing 3

Snake in Worm’s Clothing 3 - or ‘This feels familiar, and yet Shinji does get some Ws against Zouken’ (Fateverse, Shinji!SI)

A month has passed, things have been mostly fine.

I wouldn’t say that the time to worry has already come or passed, but things were still fairly tense at my temporary job. Garan no Dou was still a business that had habitual clients.

Many wanted simple things like checking for ‘ghosts’ or silly shit like that, others were wo...

Snake in Worm's Clothing 2

Snake in Worm’s Clothing 2 - or ‘This feels familiar, and yet Shinji does get some Ws against Zouken’ (Fateverse, Shinji!SI)

I could tell Touko was not fully sold on my deal.

I mean, that thoughtful look, the intense silence, the fact she was giving me a bit of a glare a while ago for mentioning her sister would have done without hesitation and… yeah, I am not sure I had fucked up this negotiation or not.

The brunette had us brought inside her busine...

Snake in Worm's Clothing 1

Snake in Worm’s Clothing - or ‘This feels familiar, and yet Shinji does get some Ws against Zouken’ (Fateverse, Shinji!SI)

EDIT: No, this is not a Crawl Like a Worm Remake!

Being Shinji is pain. In most situations that is indeed the case.

In my opinion, this was not the full case at this point. Well, not until next year. I woke up in Matou Shinji’s littl...

Mechanically Attractive 1

Mechanically Attractive - or ‘There’s a need for pipe-cleaning that goes beyond the tanks’ (Girls Und Panzer, Tank Mechanic!MC)

Inspiration: 325667

Anchovy felt like a moron.

To be fair, she didn’t expect the practice to backfire like this and… no amount of self-whining could fix the now damaged P40. At their school, the P40 was among the top-notch ta...

Beyond Control 11

Beyond Control 11 - or ‘I refuse to be Controlled, so I will attain the [Heavens] to not get dommed by a certain redhead Control Devil' (Chainsaw Man, SI!)

Two days.

That’s how long it took me to get my plans to ‘take care’ of the Soviet Union.

Truth be told, you can’t exactly ‘kill’ a country, but you can make them rather ‘shy’ when their own leader finds himself face-to-face with the Anti-God Preacher in his lovely dacha in Moscow.

...

Rebuke of the Tatsu-boy 12

Rebuke of the Tatsu-boy 12 - or ‘How SI!Tatsurou outfucked and outcucked the Dark Lord’s worst fiends’ (Taimaninverse, Tatsurou!SI)

Cleaning up is never an easy task, but as I had been tasked by Oboro with aiding the Koukawa Clan in their own purge of Fuuma-affiliated members, I couldn’t help but feel like Oboro hired me for this task for a reason.

At first, I thought it was just something silly, but the lack of sexual interactions and some odd words on �...

Alcides the Berserker 2

Alcides the Berserker 2 - or ‘My Twin Sister and I go through a wild journey in Ancient Greece’ (Fateverse, Herakles!SI)

It was morning and… it’s been long!

I am no longer a baby! I am now fourteen and lucky!

After all, I knew who I was and what I had to keep wary about. Herakles’ legend is one that I had grown up with as I had been given many books about Greek...

Alcides the Berserker 1

Alcides the Berserker - or ‘My Twin Sister and I go through a wild journey in Ancient Greece’ (Fateverse, Herakles!SI)

Isekai and Reincarnations. I could tell I was ‘victim’ of both when I ended up waking in the body of a newborn… sharing the womb with another child.

Awkward experience, especially when I could tell the fellow baby was a girl. Plus something was going really wrong as I knew we were meant to get out. How could I tell? Well, my head was kno...

How to NOT Biohazard 2

How to NOT Biohazard 2 - or ‘I am the one handling the money, so my plans have some relevance’ (Resident Evil UmbrellaExec!SI)

Alexander Ashford was an utter bastard.

It shouldn’t be something I should be able to preach about considering who my boss is, but the man had a different layer of evil to him that struck me the wrong way. Some may say that he ‘snapped’ into being a good guy after he got a view of what Alexia could do with some research on virolo...

How to NOT Biohazard 1

How to NOT Biohazard 1 - or ‘I am the one handling the money, so my plans have some relevance’ (Resident Evil UmbrellaExec!SI)

When I was ‘reborn’ within a time that was before my own, I have to say that I didn’t expect to be sent into a world similar yet different to my original one.

As an orphan child of 1962, I was one of those babies born during the height of the Cold War and… at the right time to eventually be found when I started to make the best...

March Story Concepts Poll Results 4!

March Story Concepts Poll Results 4!

1) How to NOT Biohazard (Resident Evil UmbrellaExec!SI);

2) Alcides the Berserker (Fateverse, Herakles!SI);

3) Continuation of an Existing Story Concept (Tatsu-boy - Peak Omnivore - Beyond Control);

4) Mechanically Attractive (Girls Und Panzer, Tank Mechanic!MC);

Note for those that missed it: those are the results. 'Votes' happening in the comments of this post will be disregarded.

At the Gator's 3

At the Gator’s 3 - or ‘I am Croc or Waylon, but no Killer’ (DC Comics/DCAU, Killer Croc!SI)

I am a Gator, not a Date Master.

This sentence was hilarious to many, but it portrayed me perfectly. So, when it came down to dating Pam, I ended up proving my own inability to conjure a successful ‘surviving plan’.

A walk in the park followed by a picnic? It would start to rain out of the blue.

A lovely date-night at a fancy restaurant? Some crime lor...

Not Much of a Bastard 2

Not Much of a Bastard 2 - or ‘I may be Fat and attractive to Skanks, but an Ugly Bastard I shan’t be!' (Ugly Bastard Subversion XOver)

Mami was no stranger to harassment. Not in terms of being the subject of it, but rather handling it.

Being a concerned Oneechan, she had all the reasons to stalk her beloved imouto’s potential boyfriend and sample them herself. It wasn’t just pleasure, it was a chore and a duty she had towards her cute baby sister.

Bu...